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TBogg filled in for John on Balloon juice for a few weeks in 2014.

"As promised by the lovely and talented Mr. John Cole, I will be your intermittent substitute teacher for the next few weeks while he gets right with Jeebus."

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Tom (TBogg) Boggioni

Someone keeps putting politics in the politics that political reporters report on

by Tom (TBogg) Boggioni|  July 30, 20143:08 pm| 152 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Assholes, Our Failed Media Experiment

While not as earthshaking as some late breaking news exclusives, some political reporters have had their worldview shaken to its molten core by political gamesmanship being played by political parties.  When the hell did that shit start?

With some Republicans  coyly floating the idea of impeachment of the Obammer in much the same way they drop hints to their wives  about wanting to try anal, it seems only natural that political parties would not let the opportunity pass to open the hot and cold spigots of rage and fill their coffers with some sweet sweet cash.

This has given some hard-bitten, hard-drinking, hard-thinking political journalists a case of the pearl-clutching vapors.

NBC’s Chuck Toddler, fer’instance:

“I think the White House ought to be embarrassed for how they’re trying to play this. Boehner — the idea he’s saying, ‘We’re not talking impeachment, the lawsuit?’ Please. That’s about placating the impeachment caucus in his own party. This is an embarrassing moment for everyone in Washington. The leaders of both parties, they’re driving away people from the polls, driving people away from politics. This is cynical. It’s ugly. It’s disgusting.”

This kind of bullshit is keeping the Toddster from his daytime gig of not calling bullshit ‘bullshit,’ which is  both his job and not his job depending upon whether he has airtime he needs to fill or not.

Meanwhile, over at The National Journal, which is Atlantic Media’s embarrassing step-child that they hide in a locked garage when company comes over, Irritable Barack Syndrome sufferer  Ron Fournier is equally queefed about how the impeachment chitter-chatter is skullfucking his beautiful mind:

Now, several prominent conservatives, including 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, are calling for President Obama’s impeachment. The third-ranking official in the GOP House, Steve Scalise, refused Sunday to rule it out.

Fearing backlash, House Speaker John Boehner is trying to satiate conservatives with a lawsuit challenging Obama’s legal authority to amend Obamacare. The suit tracks GOP talking points that label Obama a lawless tyrant. The USA Today editorial board called the suit “a political sideshow.” Republicans are using it to motivate voters and donors.

This is exactly the kind of politics that Obama ran against in 2008, and that he promised to change. You might expect the White House to brush off such negligible impeachment talk, and focus on governing, right? Wrong.

[…]

Pfeiffer has denied Obama the moral high ground on impeachment. Yes, Democrats will say that Republicans started it. But why lower your party to the GOP’s level? Why lower the presidency? Why sound like a kindergartner whining to his teacher, “He started it!”

Yes, the White House — which is above the partisan fray in much the same way the Catholic Supremes are in matters of the care and feeding of lady vaginas, — has lowered itself into the gutter of punching back and cashing in and this is not what Ron Fournier signed up for after hotsoup.com’s barely noticeable implosion. Fournier’s job is to point out that Obama leads too much or doesn’t lead at all, over and over again until Obama  leaves office and then Fournier will wonder if America will allow a woman to lead them.

That’s his schtick and he’s sticking to it….

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Some girls are bigger than others

by Tom (TBogg) Boggioni|  July 18, 20146:18 pm| 215 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Election 2016, Open Threads, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It

As Kay noted below, Professor Goddess Senator Elizabeth Warren’s address at Netroots Painfully Sincere-stock went over boffo, like gangbusters, sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight. This of course was to be expected because, for progressives, her words are like meth in a candy dish at a Very Palin Christmas.

Of particular note was what some might call crazy talk that she made about trade deals:

“These trade deals,” she said, “are done in secret so big corporations can do their dirty work behind closed doors, so they can have their insider access while worker’s rights and environmental regulations are gutted. You know, I’ve actually had people who support these trade deals come up to me and say that they have to be done in secret because, if they weren’t, the people would be opposed. To me, if people would be opposed, then we shouldn’t do the trade deals.”

Multinational blasphemy!

Needless to say, she hit all the right notes at #NN14 and the “Run, Elizabeth, run,” murmur has been upgraded to a dull roar in the distance, helped in no small part by a few on the right for reasons that should be readily apparent. I love Elizabeth Warren with a love that surpasseth all understanding, but my vote belongs to Hillary because, while I may be a fool for love, I’m an even bigger fool for winning.  I am well that The Inevitable Hillary Clinton flamed out in 2008; the victim of the one-two punch of running into dazzling urbanite Barack Obama, and not running away screaming from that living embodiment of wrong known as Mark Penn.

There doesn’t appear to be another Obama lined up this year and, if Hillary learned anything after 2008, she’ll invite Penn to a ‘strategy meeting’ in Fort Marcy Park … and then come home alone, if you know what I mean.

As for Warren, I have better plans for her in my Fantasy Administration League.

While the Presidency certainly has it’s perks (drones, lawbreaking, golf!), the real seat of power with the ability to change the course of This Great American Experiment is one of nine on the Supreme Court.  With more than a few Justices refraining from buying green bananas (Ginsburg 81, Scalia 78, Kennedy 77, and Breyer 75),  two to four seats  could open up during Clinton II: Rise of The Hillarybeast.

Think of Warren as the anti-venom for John Roberts’ snake-oil legal shimmying in the service of the corporations upon whom he has bestowed person-hood.

This isn’t to say that Warren would breeze her way onto the Tap-Tap No Erasies Highest Court of the Land via a simple Senate vote when you’ve got GOP senators who would vote against a cancer cure for their own mothers if they thought Democrats might gain some slight  advantage. But the very public meltdown over such a nice calm well-spoken even-keeled lady who has the ability to take complex arguments and slough off the crap, would make for great political theater with the GOP getting all the bad reviews.

So there you have it, kibitz and argue amongst yourselves in the comments — Jeebus knows that would be a change of pace around here.

And speaking of shimmying, since you guys made SUCH A BIG DEAL about it the other day:

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Happy now?

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Hello, it’s me. I’ve thought about us for a long, long time.

by Tom (TBogg) Boggioni|  July 15, 20145:16 pm| 216 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

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As promised by the lovely and talented Mr. John Cole, I will be your intermittent substitute teacher for the next few weeks while he gets right with Jeebus. I would ask that everyone please stay in your assigned seats and gender roles and then nobody gets hurt.

For those unfamiliar with my oeuvre, I started  my own blog weeks after the last dinosaur died , then moved on to Balloon Juice rave fave Firedoglake, and now I am nestled between the loving bosoms of Raw Story where I write Panic in Funland among other things.  I have been described as a “keen observer of the human condition and chronicler of the zeitgeist*”, as well as “guy who says shit about other people on the Internet.”

This is approximately the employment path my high school career counselor set me upon in the early seventies except for that ‘Internet’ part which didn’t exist back then, just like Kindles, Hot Pockets, and homosexuality.

So much for the sweaty-palms, speed-dating bio portion of this post.

As I said, I will be popping in here intermittently for the next few weeks bringing you news from the outside world, commenting on lifes rich pageant, sharing creative swear words that you can teach your kids, and — at John’s request — sharing pet pictures which means The Boyz, Fenway & Wembley seen above.

Lastly I want to wish John well. As the straightest of the straight for whom a hit of vicodin might as well be pure uncut heroin and the ‘hard stuff’ is Pibb XTRA, I can’t comprehend what he is about to go through, but I admire his courage in stepping up and doing this for himself.

Dude has a lot of heart and guts, but you guys already knew that…

*Actually that has never been said about me but it’s not like this a resumé which must, by law, be 100% truthful…

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