Humorous: A Danish pizzeria has banned French and Germans from dining there because of their country’s stance on a war with Iraq. Aage Bjerre, who owns Aage’s Pizza on the island of Fanoe, said he’s tired of French and German attitudes toward the United States. He’s put two homemade drawings on the shop door, one …
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French Humor
Q: What’s a Frenchman’s favorite wine? A: “We thought Belgium was neutral!” — Q: Have you heard about the French kamikaze pilot? A: He’s on his 23rd Mission! — “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure” —Jacques Chirac, President of France “As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” —Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of …
The Walrus and the Inspector
It is not Unremitting Verse, but Stephen the Analyst gives it a go: The Walrus and the Inspector Were talking near Tikrit; They wept like anything to see Compliance incomplete– “If this were only cleared away,” They said, “that would be neat!” “The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To talk of many things: Of …
Best Comment In A Long Time
From the comments section at Ted Barlow’s joint: I found it metaphysically distressing that, no matter how many Gibbs die, more Gibbs remain.
New Alert Codes
Via Trojan Horseshoes (who saw this at The People’s Republic of Seabrook), the Sesame Street Homeland Security Advisory system:
Presidential Mad-Libs
How many of you out there remember Mad-Libs? If you don’t, it went something like this: A famous or noted phrase was taken, and then verbs and nouns were removed, allowing players to insert words oftheir choice. You could come up with some great humor that way, and I spent hours in the car on …
Jacques ChIRAQ
Here is a personality test specially designed for Jacques ChIRAQ. Scrappleface discusses the Chirac name change.