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Wednesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 10, 20246:08 pm| 372 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Open Threads

Apparently Dr. Ross has chimed in with an op-ed in the NYT, and I have officially given up. Go ahead and replace the incumbent three months before an election. Not like I am gonna vote for a Republican anyway, and my vote will not matter in WV to begin with- I am pretty confident that not ONE candidate I vote for in any other race here will win, so might as well make it a clean sweep.

In other news, we had high winds today, and part of one of my trees broke and is now resting on the power lines:

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Wednesday Night Open Thread 8

Because it is on a power line I can’t deal with it myself, so the power company has been notified and is en route with a tree trimming Apparently the universe is aware that I do not get paid in the summer so fuck it, why not make him pay for some tree removal with a credit card that he can then pay off over the fall. We’ll add it to the new roof, new water line, and generator that need to be dealt with in the future.

I wish the fucking thing had fallen on me.

Aside from being devastated about the damage to one of my favorite trees- this was a major shade producer for the front porch- I also now have to decide what to do with what is remaining and whether or not it is safe, so I may have to remove the entire damned thing. I’m sick to my stomach.

The ONLY good thing about it (besides it not taking out the power lines) is that it is late enough in the summer that the nesting birds do not have any babies in it right now. So for that I am thankful.

I am in a foul fucking mood. Think I am going to have an edible and go to bed.

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Yes!

by @heymistermix.com|  July 10, 20243:30 pm| 206 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Yes!

This is what we need:

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduced articles of impeachment against the conservative US supreme court justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito on Wednesday over the justices’ “pattern of refusal to recuse from consequential matters before the court”. […]

Reporting by the news outlet ProPublica revealed that Thomas failed to disclose several luxury vacation trips that were paid for by Harlan Crow, a conservative megadonor. Thomas has also been pressed to recuse himself from cases involving the January 6 US Capitol attack and Donald Trump because his wife, Ginni, is involved with groups that were connected to the insurrection.

The resolution filed against Thomas contains three articles of impeachment. The first focuses on his failure to disclose gifts from Crow. The second two involve his refusal to recuse himself from cases connected to his wife.

Alito also took a vacation with and flew on a private jet chartered by Peter Singer, a Republican billionaire. Additionally, Alito refused to recuse himself from cases involving the attack on the US Capitol after it was reported that his wife, Martha-Ann, flew an upside-down American flag associated with the insurrection at their Virginia home. Further, the Alitos flew a flag associated with Christian nationalism at a beach home in New Jersey.

Ocasio-Cortez filed two articles of impeachment against Alito. One focuses on his failure to disclose luxury travel and the other on his refusal to recuse himself from January 6 cases.

Yeah, they won’t go anywhere this term, but it’s a great campaign issue, and it throws down a marker if we win the House. People understand that luxury trips are corruption:  it’s a good, simple talking point.

 

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Hot Dogs (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  July 10, 20241:50 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Even furry gargoyle lapdogs like these need exercise:

Two panting dogs
Doesn’t take many rounds of fetch in the summertime to leave these two splooting and panting. We usually have to take the ball away for fear they’ll keep running until they get a heat stroke.

Open thread!

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They Played With Fire a Little Bit

by @heymistermix.com|  July 10, 20241:45 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m enjoying this little bit of back-and-forth between Biden and the assholes who run Texas:

President Joe Biden said Tuesday that the federal government could not distribute emergency relief supplies, including power generators, after Hurricane Beryl hit Texas until the White House was able to “track down” state leaders and get their formal request for a major disaster declaration.

Biden’s comments came as Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is serving as acting governor while Greg Abbott is on an economic development trip in Asia. The president said in an exclusive interview with the Houston Chronicle that he had been trying to contact the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies.

“I’ve been trying to track down the governor to see — I don’t have any authority to do that without a specific request from the governor,” Biden said.

1.3 Million people are still without power in Houston after Hurricane Beryl hit.  The lie Dan Patrick told about the delay is that he had to make an on-the-ground assessment first, but:

Rafael Lemaitre, FEMA’s former national director of public affairs, said major disaster declarations do not need to wait for thorough on-the-ground assessment. Governors are the lead requesters for the designation and support, but can amend their asks as they get more information.

“The fact that 80% of Texas’ largest city was in the dark, along with widespread public reports of impacts to life and property is more than sufficient to begin the process,” Lemaitre said. “The one thing you never get back during a response is time.”

[…]

“We just want you to know, we’ve been working on this for two days and we finally got the request,” Biden said. “We positioned an awful lot of stuff in Texas ahead of time, but I had to get a specific request for this.”

“The federal government was there assessing, but we can’t declare a disaster declaration that would free up what we already staged — bottled water, meals, tarps, generators, etc,” the president said.  “And so, we’re on the ground, we’re ready to go, we just needed authority to be able to do it.”

My guess at what happened is that Abbott and Patrick toyed around with the idea of going it alone without federal help, because they’d get Democrat cooties if they worked with Biden.

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I Climbed a Mountain and I Turned Around

by @heymistermix.com|  July 10, 202411:40 am| 375 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

What is this dude talking about?

I Climbed a Mountain and I Turned Around

Whatever happens, Biden or Harris, neither is going to win or lose by a landslide.  It’s going to be close.  Also, stop framing it as “Biden should drop out.”  If you think Harris is a better candidate than Biden at this moment in time, say it.  Because that’s the only option.  Also, Nancy Pelosi isn’t helping by saying that “the president needs to make a decision” when he clearly announced his decision two days ago.

BTW, I saw a snippet of Biden addressing union members when I stopped by a family member’s house this morning, and he looked fine to me.

I really was hoping to write about something else, so I will do what every Democrat near a microphone should do, pivot to Trump.  Are you aware that under Project 2025, 48 million women would be denied access to emergency contraception (Plan B not Plan C)?  That’s what we should be talking about.

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If You Only Watch One Thing Today

by WaterGirl|  July 10, 202410:28 am| 82 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Politics, The Matter is Closed, This Fight Is For Everything

If you only watch one thing today, watch this.  Powerful.  Inspirational.  Memorable.

If someone can find this on YouTube I’ll gladly embed it. In the meantime, do yourself a favor and watch.

BREAKING: Gen-Z leader Isaiah Martin just perfectly laid out what is on the line this November and why we need to get out and enthusiastically support President Biden and Vice President Harris. Retweet so every American sees this powerful clip. pic.twitter.com/RLKbvUATb8

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) July 1, 2024

Open thread.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: (Some) Things Fall Apart

by Anne Laurie|  July 10, 20248:54 am| 260 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Our Failed Media Experiment

Wednesday Morning Open Thread: (Some) Things Fall Apart

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

 
I just wanna know: Is this actually an epic, tragic Decline & Fall… or just slapstick comedy to fill a silly-season programming gap?

Hold a good thought for those suffering in Texas:

Hurricane #Beryl today produced one of the most prolific and significant tropical cyclone-induced tornado outbreaks in US history.

An incredible 110 tornado warnings have been issued since midnight.

This is also the most tornado warnings issued in the US in a single July… pic.twitter.com/6YE9KRVWrY

— Colin McCarthy (@US_Stormwatch) July 9, 2024

Half our patients at the hospital last night were people with medical devices they didn't have any power to run at home. People sre dying right now and nobody in the national media gives a shit because holding Republicans accountable for their actions is so boring and trite.

— Environmental Services Weedle (@PartyWurmple) July 9, 2024

NEW: President Joe Biden himself called into the @HoustonChron today saying he's been trying to “track down” the governor to get the necessary requests to release the federal aid, which includes manpower and supplies.

Abbott of course has been in Asia. https://t.co/relqQZ4SBj

— Jeremy Wallace (@JeremySWallace) July 9, 2024


 

I get that everyone who doesn't want Trump to be president is STRESSED! Same, folks, but can we maybe stop the circular firing squad tweets and start coming up with ways we can defeat Trump if Biden continues to be the nominee and if he is not, how to coalesce around a new nom?

— Maya Contreras (@mayatcontreras) July 9, 2024

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Old bulls lock horns…

Our response to Trump challenging President Biden to a golf match at his deranged rally tonight pic.twitter.com/9j4AcGhZy1

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) July 10, 2024


 
Cook Polls’ latest seems iffy…

It's me, the voter who will turn out to vote in favor of state-level abortion protections in Arizona, Nevada, and Nebraska, and then also vote for Donald Trump for president https://t.co/bq318ZA01P pic.twitter.com/15656BLd0x

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) July 9, 2024

IMO it’s about the shift in political power. Black people are supposed to be reliable voters, not kingmakers. They feel the ecosystem changing. Biden is a catalyst that they can’t control and they DEEPLY resent it.

— Cynthia “Pro-Democracy” Allison (@CynthiaAllison) July 10, 2024


 
There is hope, maybe?…

As one of the few members of Election Twitter who is currently on campaigns right now…. Talking to regular voters daily…..

I can say, democratic primary voters (we got august races coming up) all are digging in on Biden staying in

They are angry about the public attacks

— Florida Data Geek ?????? (@MappingFL) July 10, 2024

Plenty of these folks were more iffy over a week ago. The debate did spook many

But the public calls to step down are being universally regarded as a bad idea. They don’t think he’s leaving so they think he’s just being attacked

They all fear trump. Want fighting to stop

— Florida Data Geek ?????? (@MappingFL) July 10, 2024

And so I don’t have to say it 20 times, I am reporting what I am seeing. And I’ve made it clear it’s not a proper polling sample

No one would reject Harris. But the broad consensus I am getting it “please everyone stop fighting”

They want to move forward one way or another

— Florida Data Geek ?????? (@MappingFL) July 10, 2024


 
In summary:

My best case scenario for January 20th, 2025 is Kamala Harris president of a country deeply suspicious of neutral journalism, public polls, and Obama Pod Bros. https://t.co/2T3cW0bZnH

— Henry Porter 🇺🇸 (@HenryPorters) July 10, 2024

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