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I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

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White supremacy is terrorism.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

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These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

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Not Pregnant. Just Fat

by John Cole|  June 18, 20106:05 pm| 155 Comments

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Got back from the vet a bit ago, and while there, they shaved Rosie’s area and discovered a scar from surgery to fix her, and have concluded she is just a full-figured lady.

After trying to pawn Rosie on the staff, I mentioned I was concerned about Tunch, and the vet’s assistant said “Tunch? You’re worried about Tunch? I’d worry about Rosie. He’ll rip her up.” Which was amusing, because he really is the spawn of Satan when he gets to the vet.

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Open thread

by DougJ|  June 18, 20105:08 pm| 154 Comments

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John may apologize for this blatant Chicago-style shakedown, but I recommend that each of you put $100 in escrow for the future purchase of items from the Balloon Juice Store.

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Polite Suggestion

by Tim F|  June 18, 20101:54 pm| 31 Comments

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Maybe people in DC falsely believe that the whole world hates stimulus spending because the only calls that legislators get are from teabaggers.

Hint.

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Garden Update and Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 18, 20101:24 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Garden Chats, Open Threads

Can’t believe it has been a week, but here is the latest garden picture:

Also, I now have two helpers with yardwork:

I have no room to talk, but she really has lost her girlish figure.

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World Cup Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 18, 201010:41 am| 228 Comments

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Absolute shit yellow card on Findley. So refreshing to hear an announcer call something idiotic and ridiculous when it is idiotic and ridiculous.

And now it is 2-0.

Game over.

*** Update ***

I could have called a better game than that shite ref. In fact, if you ask Lily, I did.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 17, 201010:17 pm| 133 Comments

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HAI2U:

Good bbq- good burgers and brauts, couple beers nd a glass of wine, the dogs all behaved, but everyone wanted to adopt Lily rather than the one for up for grabs.

I just don’t know what to do. I just do not trust a JRT, even a good one, with my Tunch.

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Open Thread: Thursday Night Menu

by Anne Laurie|  June 17, 20108:27 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Crock Pot Craziness, Open Threads

Our weekly dose of culinary adventure, thank you TaMara:

This may not be to everyone’s liking, but I thought we needed to shake things up a bit. A friend used to take me to an Ethiopian restaurant occasionally and I enjoyed it. When it came time to create one of the International Menus I do weekly, Ethiopian came to mind. I tried to look for a recipe that would translate well to a family dinner situation (i.e. the kids’ first words wouldn’t be “I don’t like this”). This is what I came up with. The original recipe was 5-alarm, I toned it down quite a bit. But if spicy foods don’t scare you, start with the original amount of spices and then add more in the same proportions (if you add ¼ tsp extra of cardamom, you’ll want to double all the other spices as well – start small and work your way up).
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Next up, I’m hoping you can help me. I’m looking for a recipe – for a tomato, pine nut sauce – I guess it is probably a pesto, but I always think of those as basil-based and this one was tomato-based. Served with toasted ravioli. I’m sure it had basil in it, but not as much as in a basil pesto. I could spend time experimenting in the kitchen, but honestly I’m not in the mood; I’d rather try one that you have already made and deemed delicious. So thanks in advance for any ideas.
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On the board tonight:
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1. Sik Sik Wat (Spicy Beef Stew)
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2. Egg Noodles
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3. Green Beans w/yellow pepper butter
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4. Melon slices

As ever, recipes and shopping list at the link.

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