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by John Cole|  April 12, 20106:59 pm| 70 Comments

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Work, rehab, dentist’s appointment, and I come home and CHUCK IS A REPEAT.

Foiled.

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If They Can Do It

by John Cole|  April 12, 20107:38 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Military, Science & Technology

So can everyone else:

It’s not just the troops’ uniforms that are green: The U.S. military says its investments to conserve energy and water are beginning to pay off, with benefits for cost, national security and troop safety.

The Army has cut water usage at its permanent bases and other facilities around the world by 31% since 2004, according to Pentagon data. The amount of energy used per square foot at Army facilities declined 10.4% during that same period.

The data do not include the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, where increased troop levels caused energy usage to rise, but the military has several green measures in place there.

For example, the military has spent more than $100 million on “spray foam” insulation for tents in Iraq and Afghanistan, cutting leakage of air conditioning by at least 50%, says Tad Davis, the Army’s deputy assistant secretary for environmental issues. The energy savings usually recover the investment within 90 days, he says.

The military’s green efforts will result in at least $1.6 billion in savings through the projects’ lifetime, says Joe Sikes, director of facilities energy at the Defense Department.

Ninety days. They recoup their money in ninety days on some investments.

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Open Thread: Living in the City

by @heymistermix.com|  April 12, 20106:42 am| 27 Comments

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Looks like we need an open thread.

Here’s some inspiration: Nate Silver’s new tool to figure out where you want to live in New York City.

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Confederate History Month (cont.)

by Dennis G.|  April 11, 201010:52 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

The Republican Confederate Party continues their celebration of Confederate History Month.

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The AP reports on what Hayley Barbour–former GOP Chairman, current Mississippi Governor and 2012 Presidential Candidate–thought about including the issue of slavery when discussing the history of the Confederacy (emphasis added):

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“To me, it’s a sort of feeling that it’s a nit, that it is not significant, that it’s not a — it’s trying to make a big deal out of something (that) doesn’t amount to diddly,” Barbour said in the interview aired on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

Last year, Barbour issued a similar proclamation in his state that did not mention slavery. He also noted that his state has a holiday, Confederate Memorial Day, that has been maintained by Democratic and Republican governors and the state’s majority-Democrat legislature. The state also honors the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and Confederate general Robert E. Lee on the same day in January.

In the Confederacy–and Barbour’s Mississippi–you can not celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. by himself, you need to include Bobby Lee to make the Federal Holiday all white right to celebrate. In his CNN interview, Barbour seemed to be annoyed that some folks would harsh the fun that he and many other Southern Republicans have celebrating the Confederacy by mentioning that whole buying and selling human beings thing. In fact, the fat bastard seemed a little pissed off to be asked about it.

Barbour’s proud dismissal of slavery as relevant to the history of the Confederacy shows that once again Mississippi is still the Confederacy’s heart of darkness. And that reminds me of the late great Phil Ochs. Back in the early Sixties he wrote “Here’s to the State of Mississippi” to describe the real evil of racism protected by the “good people of Mississippi”. You can listen to it here (I would post an audio link but FYWP).

Here are the opening lyrics:

Here’s to the state of Mississippi,
For Underneath her borders, the devil draws no lines,
If you drag her muddy river, nameless bodies you will find.
Whoa the fat trees of the forest have hid a thousand crimes,
The calender is lyin’ when it reads the present time.
Whoa here’s to the land you’ve torn out the heart of,
Mississippi find yourself another country to be part of!

Later in the song Ochs’ writes about the Governor of Mississippi in words that are still true today:

And the speeches of the governor are the ravings of a clown

In the early Seventies, Ochs updated this song with new lyrics about Richard Nixon and a few years ago Pearl Jam did a similar update about the Bush II years. One could update this song again and almost keep Phil Ochs’ original lyrics intact. You would only need to swap Republican Party for ‘Mississippi’:

Here’s to the state of the Republican Party,
For Underneath her borders, the devil draws no lines,
If you drag her muddy river, nameless bodies you will find.
Whoa the fat trees of the forest have hid a thousand crimes,
The calender is lyin’ when it reads the present time.
Whoa here’s to the land you’ve torn out the heart of,
Republican Party find yourself another country to be part of!

I think celebrating Confederate History month with these fuckers might be a little fun.

Cheers

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Sunday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 11, 20108:18 pm| 62 Comments

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Don’t forget episode five of the Pacific is on tonight.

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Masters Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 11, 20103:24 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

Everyone seems to have gone Galt, and I think I will too.

Also, the Masters is on. I’m rooting for “not Tiger.”

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CBS Sunday Morning

by John Cole|  April 11, 20109:07 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m moving slow to day, which makes no sense, because I was in bed by 10:15.

Oh, well.

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