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Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Second rate reporter says what?

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

All hail the time of the bunny!

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 29, 200912:13 am| 88 Comments

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Just got back from my friend’s house- the food was good, the music was better (we listened to a bunch of Wilco). The last thread is over 300, so I thought I would fire up a new one:

lick

I’m rocking Oysterhead right now.

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 28, 20095:34 pm| 372 Comments

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I’m off to a friend’s house for cuban sandwiches, so I will be away from the intertrons for a while, so here is an open thread for you.

I think I am also making a command decision and no longer subjecting myself to anything from libertarians. I simply can not read Reason or McCardle or any of these guys anymore. They are as batshit loony as Red State, and there is no point wasting my time. Instead, I am going to my happy place:

icanhasgalt

I feel better already.

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By Popular Request

by John Cole|  August 28, 200910:11 am| 110 Comments

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There have been lots of request for this, so Redkitten/Krista has forwarded me this picture of her newborn:

sam

For whatever reason, the socks just kill me.

And yes, with the cat pics, dog pics, baby pics, and recipes, this place is turning into Cute Overload with a potty mouth.

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Thursday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 27, 20098:14 pm| 198 Comments

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I’m couch-bound and feeling lazy, so here is a thread for you (and a kitty):

ange

Additionally, the Thursday menu for this weekend:

1. Grilled Sirloin with Spicy Blueberry Sauce

2. Garlic Mashed Potatoes

3. Steamed Zucchini

4. Coffee w/Biscotti

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Some Friendly Advice

by John Cole|  August 26, 200911:10 pm| 250 Comments

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trolls

Seems like there are a helluva lot more of them lately, and I don’t want to ruin this place for those who don’t want to deal with pointless back and forth. So heed the advice.

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Wednesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 26, 20099:02 pm| 124 Comments

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Been a long, long week and it is only Wednesday, so I went over to Brian and Tammy’s for dinner. Bruschetta and spaghetti with meatballs and some mojitos (a thematically challenged dinner and beverage combo, but good, nonetheless). All was well until Tammy bent over to give Lily kisses and she bit Tammy on the nose. Have to work on that, I suppose. At any rate, Sam and Lily got along:

kisses

As a bonus, here is Sammie walking around with a leaf latched on to her whiskers:

flavorsavor

Hope all is well your way.

John +fuggetaboutit

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A pick me up

by DougJ|  August 26, 20097:37 pm| 157 Comments

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There’s been something depressing about the past few weeks, culturally. Not just the death of Ted Kennedy, but the mainstreamed craziness before and the certainty that this craziness will manifest itself in new and terrible ways, perhaps mimicking the whole right-wing Wellstone funeral myth.

So here’s a video that I’ve watched a hundred times since I finally found it on the internet last week. It always makes me feel better and it seems especially appropriate for me since a speaker at my university’s convocation earlier today confused Darth Vader with Obi-Wan Kenobi.


via videosift.com

Consider this an open thread.

Update. This is almost funnier. Apropos of the last thread, the drummer from Nickelback taking a six minute solo.

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