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So many bastards, so little time.

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It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Let me file that under fuck it.

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New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

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New Toy

by John Cole|  May 14, 20099:48 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

Tunch got a new toy tonight, a replacement for his favorite, which we broke the other day. A new stuffed animal on a stick:

More below the fold.

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The stick toy has always been a favorite in this household.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 14, 20096:08 pm| 76 Comments

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Balloon Juice – now available on Kindle!

Also, I’m not sure which one of you jackasses to thank for this:

Thanks for that.

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A conversation with my uncle about Dijongate

by DougJ|  May 14, 20092:51 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m visiting with family right now and just had the following conversation with my uncle, who listens to a fair amount of right-wing radio (mostly local Boston stuff, though, not usually Rush) and often repeats crazy things to me he’s heard on the radio:

Uncle: Why were they giving Obama a hard time about that burger he ordered the other day?
Me: He asked for spicy mustard.
Uncle: Like brown mustard or grey poupon?
Me: Yeah.
Uncle: And they made a big deal of that? God help us, huh?

My uncle is right in that sweet-spot of the mostly mythical cranky, blue collar voters whose votes are up for grabs (voted for Bush at least once, voted for Obama in 2008). When even he is mystified by the stupidity of an attack, it means it didn’t work.

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Another Open Thread

by Tim F|  May 13, 20098:39 pm| 154 Comments

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Speak your mind.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 13, 20099:09 am| 49 Comments

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Just because.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  May 12, 20098:19 pm| 117 Comments

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Do-it-yourself tip of the day: did you know that the human mind is incapable of perceiving the change if you lower one of those rotate-to-raise office chairs by one counterclockwise spin per day? It’s true.

Chat about whatever.

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Ask a Wingnut

by DougJ|  May 12, 20096:50 pm| 40 Comments

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Salon has a great new feature:

“Ask a Wingnut” is written by a real live conservative and former Bush official who chooses to remain anonymous. Each week “Glenallen Walken” will bridge the cultural divide and answer questions from liberals about why conservatives think and do what they think and do. If you would like to submit a question to “Ask a Wingnut,” send it to mschone (at) salon (dot) com.

Steve Benen has a good dissection of this week’s wingnut Q&A.

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