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If You Live in the Atlanta Area…

by Michael D.|  April 29, 20083:57 pm| 13 Comments

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…and if you like decent radio where the hosts don’t scream at you and tell you you’re stupid if you’re a Democrat / Republican, please give to WABE, Atlanta’s Public radio station. It’s a totally awesome listening experience, and I gave a buck a day – $365. I’ve been doing the same thing for 3 years (I listened for free for 4 years.) Am I allowed to solicit funds here for anyone but Obama? Hmmmm…

I guess this can be an open thread!

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 27, 20084:12 pm| 27 Comments

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What’s up? Here in the Pittsburgh area it’s too nice out to blog.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 26, 200812:11 pm| 11 Comments

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Some more games that might make me buy a Nintendo (a few via commenters in an earlier thread):

Wii Polo
Mario Curling
Wii Bearbaiting
Wii Pottery
Wii Breakdancing
Wii Interpretive Dance
Leisure Suit Wii

Me, I’m going to enjoy the great spring weather. Chat about whatever until I get back.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 25, 20081:00 pm| 16 Comments

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There’s something indescribably meta about promoting this game on a blog. Don’t you wish that it came with a multiplayer mode? Oh wait, it does.

Discuss.

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Wine Blogging

by John Cole|  April 24, 20087:20 pm| 66 Comments

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I am drinking a bottle of Pinot Evil right now, and for the first time in a long time when having a new wine, I am underwhelmed. It has a pleasant look and aroma, but it just finishes poorly. Kind of vinegary, and not the kind of fullness I usually expect from a good pinot noir.

Oh, well. If I have two more glasses I won’t care anyway.

*** Update ***

On second thought, I will just cork it and give it to my friend who has a tongue and palate seemingly made of boot leather. The Two Oceans Sauvignon Blanc is ready to be uncorked. I will get back to you.

*** Update #2 ***

Jackpot! Light, refreshing, with a delightful citrus taste and aroma. This is a refreshing, sit on the deck and enjoy on a cool spring afternoon kind of wine. I see more of this in my future.

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Most Terrifying Headline Ever

by John Cole|  April 22, 200811:04 pm| 56 Comments

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If you read this story, it is not even remotely funny, but it does have the most terrifying headline ever:

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Lynchings AND penis theft? That can’t be good for tourism.

Consider this an open thread.

*** Update ***

BTW- The Day After is currently showing on the SciFi channel. I have not seen that movie since I was 12-13 years old. I remember another movie that terrified me when I was a kid was Gray Lady Down- there was a scene where they had to close off a hatch and drown a sailor. Still remember that.

*** Update #2 ***

I had forgotten Dorfman was in The Day After…

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Uncle Michael

by Michael D.|  April 19, 20087:31 pm| 36 Comments

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My niece was born a few minutes ago. 7lb 11oz.

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