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Ready On Day One

by John Cole|  March 19, 200810:24 am| 82 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

To bomb the wrong people:

Senator John McCain’s trip overseas was supposed to highlight his foreign policy acumen, and his supporters hoped that it would showcase him in a series of statesmanlike meetings with world leaders throughout the Middle East and Europe while the Democratic candidates continued to squabble back home.

But all did not go according to plan on Tuesday in Amman, Jordan, when Mr. McCain, fresh from a visit to Iraq, misidentified some of the main players in the Iraq war.

Mr. McCain said several times in his visit to Jordan — in a news conference and in a radio interview — that he was concerned that Iran was training Al Qaeda in Iraq. The United States believes that Iran, a Shiite country, has been training and financing Shiite extremists in Iraq, but not Al Qaeda, which is a Sunni insurgent group.

Mr. McCain said at a news conference in Amman that he continued to be concerned about Iranians “taking Al Qaeda into Iran, training them and sending them back.” Asked about that statement, Mr. McCain said: “Well, it’s common knowledge and has been reported in the media that Al Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran. That’s well known. And it’s unfortunate.”

It was not until he got a quiet word of correction in his ear from Senator Joseph I. Lieberman of Connecticut, who was traveling with Mr. McCain as part of a Congressional delegation on a nearly weeklong trip, that Mr. McCain corrected himself.

“I’m sorry,” Mr. McCain said, “the Iranians are training extremists, not Al Qaeda.”

Will someone break it to Hillary that her new BFF and experienced candidate of choice can’t find his ass with two hands?

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Random Video Aggression

by Tim F|  March 18, 200810:25 am| 8 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Hey Gavin – DON’T FALL ASLEEP!

By the way, Hitchcock was right. It’s the birds who will finish us off.

The thread is open.

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The Invisible Handout

by John Cole|  March 16, 20088:59 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Yay, unfettered capitalism:

Bear Stearns, pushed to the brink of bankruptcy by what amounted to a run on the bank, agreed late Sunday to sell itself to JPMorgan Chase for a mere $2 a share, narrowly averting a collapse that threatened to cascade through the financial system.

The price represents a startling 93 percent discount to Bear Stearns’ closing stock price on Friday on the New York Stock Exchange.

Bankers and policy makers raced to complete the deal before financial markets in Asia opened on Monday, as fears grew that the financial panic could spread if Bear Stearns failed to find a buyer.

The deal, done at the behest of the Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department, punctuates the stunning downfall of one of Wall Street’s biggest and most storied firms. Bear Stearns weathered the vagaries of the markets for 85 years, surviving the Depression and a dozen recessions only to meet its end in the rapidly unfolding credit crisis now afflicting the American economy.

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The companies said that the Federal Reserve would provide special financing in connection with the transaction and that the Fed had agreed to fund up to $30 billion of Bear Stearns’s “less-liquid assets.”

Bailouts suck. The GOP should do something about welfare moms with widescreen televisions and Cadillacs.

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Atlanta Tornado

by Michael D.|  March 15, 20089:02 am| 13 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m in Florida, and I thought the bit of rain we got last night was bad weather. Good thing I wasn’t in Atlanta.

This is just over a mile from my house. Even closer to my place, a row of historic homes was flattened! Fortunately, my house is ok – just a bit of trash up and down the street. Nothing compared to what others have to deal with.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  March 11, 20086:15 am| 12 Comments

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Tuesday calls for some Ma.

***Update***

Did I hear some grousing? Did I? You guys have it too easy around here.

…and a soothing little palate cleanser.

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ORLY?

by John Cole|  March 10, 20087:27 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Buried in a story on CNN about the presence of a number of pharmaceuticals in our tap water is this little nugget:

A sex hormone was detected in the drinking water of San Francisco, California.

Hrmm. The LIEBERALS ARE SPREADING TEH GAY!.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  March 10, 200811:45 am| 34 Comments

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The subprime crisis in a nutshell. Read it while trying to get this out of your head:

Suckers.

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