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Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

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the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

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Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

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Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

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Blech

by Tim F|  April 14, 20061:06 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

As far as first appearances on a phone-in show goes this was a bust (no streaming link, AFAIK). I should have known about the second-and-a-half delay between speaking and hearing your own voice over the phone (is that normal for phone-in? I have no idea). Of course I did not and came across as a stuttering tool. Not having an office of my own I tried the back of my building to be away from traffic and interruptions…the producer mercifully cut me off for having a noisy connection.

Anyhow, I should add that I’m flattered to go on with bigshots like Joe Gandelman and a number of others whose name I was too wigged-out to remember, and I’m glad that it was probably a one-shot deal.

Consider this an open thread for public-speaking phobias and everything else.

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Scathing Post of the Day Award

by John Cole|  April 11, 20063:05 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

Goes to the Belgravia Dispatch, who has been a proud member of the coalition of the shrill for a long time.

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The War on Your Neighbor

by John Cole|  April 11, 20062:45 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, The War on Your Neighbor, aka the War on Drugs

If you are a big critic of the government’s policies in the war on drugs, make sure that you go read this post at Glenn Greenwald’s. It is from last Friday, but I am just getting to it now.

It is still worth your time.

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Sunday Thread

by Tim F|  April 9, 20061:48 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Rented the Johnny Cash movie last night, great film. Worth seeing for Reece Witherspoon’s felonious theft of every damned scene if nothing else.

Kevin Drum saw about half of What the Bleep Do We Know before his brain rebelled. I have to agree with him about that, the audience could learn as much or more by turning to the person on their left and asking what he/she thinks about quantum theory. Or quantum feelings, or whatever the heck the movie is trying to say.

Rant about whatever.

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Reconquista

by Tim F|  April 7, 20069:23 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, General Stupidity

Apparently the big concern among anti-immigration activists is that eventually Mexico will try to take back the American southwest. You could come up with reasons why the idea would not work, but my first reaction was that we could probably get a sweet deal for Texas.

OK let’s admit that the whole idea is battier than a bowl of fruit loops. As long as we’re talking about reconquista, though, I have a Mexican rock compilation of that name which rocks the bolts off of my car. Great music (influences range from the Bosstones to delta blues to the Clash) and it has the special coolness when you have an album that nobody else can get.

Consider this my deeply-thought-out contribution to the immigration debate.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 7, 20065:59 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Ridiculously busy day for me. Beerblogging will arrive as promised but it probably won’t be until later tonight. In the meantime use this thread to catalogue the many ways in which I am completely lame (#1: unreliable beerblogging), list the top ten songs in your iPod, compare the relative merits of brisket versus pot roast and argue about whether the Chandrasekar X-Ray observatory is in some ways more useful than Hubble.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 6, 200610:35 am| 76 Comments

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You won’t have Tim F. to kick around for most of the day. Break the scoops that I can’t.

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