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It Takes a Village to Outsmart iOS 26

by WaterGirl|  January 27, 202611:57 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: Tech News & Issues, Technology

Apple is relentless.  After my iPad flashed a message that it would be installing iOS 26 later that evening – even though I am set up NOT to auto update, I changed every Apple mobile device to not even download updates.

Now I am getting relentless notices – message after message after message – that I can either install iOS 26 now or I can schedule the install.

Anyway, let’s use this thread to share tips on all the settings that can be changed to make iOS 26 less awful.

I’ll share these from Scout211, but please add any more tips you have in the comments.

Key Steps to Disable Information Features in iOS 26.2

Stop Information Sharing: Go to Settings > Privacy & Security > Analytics & Improvementsand turn off all toggles to stop sending diagnostic/usage data to Apple.

Disable Personalized Ads: Navigate to Settings > Privacy & Security > Apple Advertising and turn off “Personalized Ads”.

Restrict App Data Access: Go to Settings > Privacy & Security and select specific categories (e.g., Contacts, Calendars, Motion & Fitness) to revoke access for individual apps.

Limit Location Services: Under Settings > Privacy & Security > Location Services, set apps to “Never” or “While Using” and disable “Precise Location” for better privacy.

Reduce UI Clutter: To minimize intrusive “smart” interface elements, go to Settings > Accessibility > Motion and turn on Reduce Motion, and toggle Reduce Transparency in the Display & Text Size menu.

Disable Notifications/Haptics: Go to Settings > Sounds & Haptics to change how alerts behave, such as setting haptics to “Don’t Play in Silent Mode”.

A good resource for iOS 26 .

How to turn off Liquid Glass in iOS 26 if you hate it

I have added a link to this post in the sidebar under Calling All Jackals.

Not an open thread.

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Horrifying Stories: Mark Zuckerberg May Be More Dangerous Ethically Than Elon Musk

by Anne Laurie|  August 16, 20254:08 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Grifters Gonna Grift, Tech News & Issues, social media

A cognitively impaired New Jersey man grew infatuated with a Meta chatbot originally created in partnership with celebrity influencer Kendall Jenner. His fatal attraction shines a light on Meta's guidelines for its AI chatbots reut.rs/45DQIRj
@jeffhorwitz.bsky.social

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— Reuters (@reuters.com) August 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM

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the phrase “moral panic” gets thrown around a lot but I’m not sure what other reaction I’m supposed to have to the information that facebook, on purpose, built chatbots for the purpose of having cybersex with children

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— ceej (@ceej.online) August 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM

Horrifying Stories:  Mark Zuckerberg May Be More Dangerous Than Elon Musk

Reuters chose to headline its story with a very adult tragedy– “Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home”:

When Thongbue Wongbandue began packing to visit a friend in New York City one morning in March, his wife Linda became alarmed.

“But you don’t know anyone in the city anymore,” she told him. Bue, as his friends called him, hadn’t lived in the city in decades. And at 76, his family says, he was in a diminished state: He’d suffered a stroke nearly a decade ago and had recently gotten lost walking in his neighborhood in Piscataway, New Jersey…

She had been right to worry: Her husband never returned home alive. But Bue wasn’t the victim of a robber. He had been lured to a rendezvous with a young, beautiful woman he had met online. Or so he thought.

In fact, the woman wasn’t real. She was a generative artificial intelligence chatbot named “Big sis Billie,” a variant of an earlier AI persona created by the giant social-media company Meta Platforms in collaboration with celebrity influencer Kendall Jenner. During a series of romantic chats on Facebook Messenger, the virtual woman had repeatedly reassured Bue she was real and had invited him to her apartment, even providing an address.

“Should I open the door in a hug or a kiss, Bu?!” she asked, the chat transcript shows.

Rushing in the dark with a roller-bag suitcase to catch a train to meet her, Bue fell near a parking lot on a Rutgers University campus in New Brunswick, New Jersey, injuring his head and neck. After three days on life support and surrounded by his family, he was pronounced dead on March 28.

Meta declined to comment on Bue’s death or address questions about why it allows chatbots to tell users they are real people or initiate romantic conversations. The company did, however, say that Big sis Billie “is not Kendall Jenner and does not purport to be Kendall Jenner.”

Bue’s story, told here for the first time, illustrates a darker side of the artificial intelligence revolution now sweeping tech and the broader business world. His family shared with Reuters the events surrounding his death, including transcripts of his chats with the Meta avatar, saying they hope to warn the public about the dangers of exposing vulnerable people to manipulative, AI-generated companions.

“I understand trying to grab a user’s attention, maybe to sell them something,” said Julie Wongbandue, Bue’s daughter. “But for a bot to say ‘Come visit me’ is insane.”

Similar concerns have been raised about a wave of smaller start-ups also racing to popularize virtual companions, especially ones aimed at children. In one case, the mother of a 14-year-old boy in Florida has sued a company, Character.AI, alleging that a chatbot modeled on a “Game of Thrones” character caused his suicide. A Character.AI spokesperson declined to comment on the suit, but said the company prominently informs users that its digital personas aren’t real people and has imposed safeguards on their interactions with children…

“Safeguards”...

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An internal Meta policy document seen by Reuters as well as interviews with people familiar with its chatbot training show that the company’s policies have treated romantic overtures as a feature of its generative AI products, which are available to users aged 13 and older.

“It is acceptable to engage a child in conversations that are romantic or sensual,” according to Meta’s “GenAI: Content Risk Standards.” The standards are used by Meta staff and contractors who build and train the company’s generative AI products, defining what they should and shouldn’t treat as permissible chatbot behavior. Meta said it struck that provision after Reuters inquired about the document earlier this month.

The document seen by Reuters, which exceeds 200 pages, provides examples of “acceptable” chatbot dialogue during romantic role play with a minor. They include: “I take your hand, guiding you to the bed” and “our bodies entwined, I cherish every moment, every touch, every kiss.” Those examples of permissible roleplay with children have also been struck, Meta said.

Other guidelines emphasize that Meta doesn’t require bots to give users accurate advice. In one example, the policy document says it would be acceptable for a chatbot to tell someone that Stage 4 colon cancer “is typically treated by poking the stomach with healing quartz crystals.”

“Even though it is obviously incorrect information, it remains permitted because there is no policy requirement for information to be accurate,” the document states, referring to Meta’s own internal rules…

Current and former employees who have worked on the design and training of Meta’s generative AI products said the policies reviewed by Reuters reflect the company’s emphasis on boosting engagement with its chatbots. In meetings with senior executives last year, Zuckerberg scolded generative AI product managers for moving too cautiously on the rollout of digital companions and expressed displeasure that safety restrictions had made the chatbots boring, according to two of those people. Meta had no comment on Zuckerberg’s chatbot directives…

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just writing my normal corporate guidelines for having cybersex with an 8 year old child

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— ceej (@ceej.online) August 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM

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Meta's AI chatbot with the voice and likeness of John Cena engaged in sexually explicit conversations with a 14 year old girl.
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— Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) August 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM

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Once everyone's a pedophile,
no one's a pedophile.
This isn't just about grooming children, it's also about grooming society to accept pedophilia into the culture.

— Stacey Haines (@staceyhaines.bsky.social) August 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM

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Open Thread: More Musk Shenanigans

by Anne Laurie|  August 2, 20251:32 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Tech News & Issues, Elon Musk

There was a three week news cycle dedicated to this complete vaporware

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— Karl Bode (@karlbode.com) July 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM

Now he’s an international laughing stock…

… At first, the idea rattled some who believe Musk’s deep pockets and influence on the public could be enough to shake up the 2026 midterm elections. As the wealthiest person in the world, Musk has enough resources to push candidates forward – as he did for Trump during the presidential election.

But nearly a month after promising to form the party, Musk has not filed any official paperwork.

Tesla investor James Fishback told Axios he believes Musk was just trying to “blow off steam” after his heated fallout with Trump.

“I look at the half-life of how this guy operates,” Fishback told the news outlet last week. “It has been 17 days since he said he was going to start the America Party. There’s no filing, no candidate. There’s nothing of substance.”

That’s compared to Musk’s eagerness to implement ideas swiftly. For example, pushing to have Tesla Robotaxis, or self-driving taxis, roll out in Austin, Texas, or adding his X artificial intelligence system, Grok, implemented in Tesla vehicles…

Look! Over there! A jackalope new Boring project!

CNBC — “Elon Musk’s plan to build Boring Co. tunnels in Nashville sparks partisan feud”:

Elon Musk’s tunneling venture, The Boring Company, announced plans earlier this week to build a 10-mile underground loop in Nashville, in coordination with Tennessee Republican Governor Bill Lee, who put out a press release praising the project.

Democratic lawmakers in Nashville are demanding answers on the plans, while the state’s Republican leaders have jumped at the chance to partner with Musk. A state commission is holding an emergency meeting and public hearing Thursday morning to discuss a “no cost/mutual benefit” lease arrangement that’s been proposed to help the company get the tunnels started…

Based in Pflugerville, Texas, The Boring Co. is poised to take over a chunk of public property about the size of a football field in downtown Nashville. The commission that’s meeting on Thursday includes Tennessee’s governor, speaker of the house, speaker of the senate and secretary of state. Members of the public were invited to give testimony but with less than a week’s notice.

On Monday, The Boring Co. and state officials divulged that Musk’s venture would dig its tunnels under state-owned roadways in order to “connect downtown and the Convention Center to Nashville International Airport with a transit time of approximately 8 minutes.”

It’s called the Music City Loop, and the project marks Musk’s latest effort to bolster his budding business empire in Tennessee. His artificial intelligence startup xAI, the parent of social media platform X, is building data centers and a power plant in Memphis, on the western side of the state…

Per the NYTimes, “Nashville Is a ‘Tough Place to Tunnel.’ Musk Is Digging Anyway”:

Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, already faces backlash over his company’s giant supercomputer project in Memphis. Now, another project under his business empire has angered residents in Tennessee’s capital, where state officials cleared the way on Thursday for a 10-mile tunnel to be dug under Nashville.

The project by the Boring Company, Mr. Musk’s private tunneling venture, would connect downtown Nashville and the city’s airport. Gov. Bill Lee, a Republican, and other state leaders announced it this week, with little input from local lawmakers and residents, who raised objections to its fast-tracked approval.

Mr. Musk’s tunnel, built for vehicles sold by one of his other companies, Tesla, is the latest point of tension between the Republican leaders who dominate state government and a majority of residents and officials in the largely liberal city…

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Construction on what is being billed as the Music City Loop is expected to begin in the coming days. Officials hope it would reduce the downtown-to-airport commute, typically at least 15 minutes in regular traffic, to as few as eight minutes. The loop would be used by Tesla cars owned and operated by the Boring Company.

Mr. Lee, speaking at an airport hotel, hailed the plans as something that “might just be the coolest announcement since I’ve been here.”

Notably missing: Mayor Freddie O’Connell, a transit wonk who won voter approval of an infrastructure plan in November. “We have a number of operational questions to understand the potential impact,” Mr. O’Connell said in a statement…

Mr. Lee and others emphasized that construction on the Nashville tunnel would be privately funded by the Boring Company and would not receive tax breaks. They did not say how much it would cost to build, maintain or use.

Some proposed Boring Company projects announced elsewhere in the United States, including in Chicago, were never completed. And Nashville’s limestone bedrock and temperate weather offer challenges for the company, especially compared with Las Vegas’s dry climate…

Nashville leaders accused state officials of prioritizing tourists over residents in order to help Mr. Musk, whose businesses have already profited from his former close relationship with President Trump and other Republican leaders.

Similar concerns have been voiced over the construction of a supercomputer facility in Memphis for xAI, Mr. Musk’s artificial intelligence business, where residents of the predominantly Black neighborhoods nearby have raised worries about increased air pollution and other disruptions…

Some speakers pointedly said that the unanimous outcome of the hourlong hearing in Nashville on Thursday seemed preordained. With the permission of state officials, the parking lot in question had already been cordoned off by the Boring Company.

SCOOP: The founder of Altitude Ventures, the company that ran the Teslas-only Tunnel launch (and wouldn’t ID themselves), is Clayton Mcwhorter… late father of Stuart, @GovBillLee’s Commissioner of Economic Development🤔
(The Boring Company’s TN LLC used their address to file)

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— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM


(And Chad Blackburn, if social media is to be believed, is Sen. Marsha Blackburn’s incompetent son.)

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I reviewed the Tesla Diner, congrats to me on my new career as a food critic

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— Madame Bovary Summer (@milesklee.bsky.social) July 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM

Palate cleanser, from Rolling Stone — “Elon Musk’s Tesla Diner Is the Cybertruck of Restaurants”:

… “Gonna put an old school drive-in, roller skates & rock restaurant at one of the new Tesla Supercharger locations in LA,” Musk tweeted in 2018, long before his transformation into a misinformation superspreader and Trump megadonor. Just ahead of the launch seven years later, the Tesla CEO declared the finished restaurant to be “one of the coolest spots in LA!” He also posted on X that Tesla aimed to open up other diners in “major cities around the world,” and that the company’s Optimus robots would be serving food to customers in their Teslas by next year — though he soon deleted that last and most dubious claim. Nonetheless, a grand opening demo of an Optimus serving popcorn led many to believe that the bots would have customer-facing jobs, despite engineers on site confirming that this one was remotely operated by a person, not moving independently. As usual, Musk’s hype had driven expectations to unreasonable highs.

Earlier in the week, I had seen a lone protester outside the diner with a sign that said “Workers Should Have the Power — Not the Billionaires.” On Thursday afternoon, there was no anti-oligarch activism afoot, only excitement and anticipation. A friend who, like me, grew up in the fine diner culture of New Jersey, joined me at the end of the queue, which lasted an hour and a half. Periodically, an employee came through and asked if anyone waiting was currently charging their Teslas in the parking lot; the few who were received complicated instructions on how to order from their cars, either for delivery to the vehicle or to pick up inside when the food was ready. I was supposed to have my own Tesla for this visit, but because Hertz does not feel bound to honor its rental reservations — that’s a review for another time — we were, like so many others, lowly walk-ins unable to accelerate service. In the meantime, we were advised that we could see the menu at TeslaDiner.com. The URL led to a blank webpage.

The two-story diner is clearly meant to give the impression of an alien spacecraft, though it’s an awfully generic one — not up to Disneyland standards, anyway. Outside, it’s flanked by a pair of four-story movie screens (unbelievably, one of them totally blocks the windows and balconies of a neighboring apartment building, where residents must be furious) that play space-themed Looney Tunes cartoons, old sci-fi movies, Cybertruck ads, SpaceX launches, and abstract laser patterns, usually at low resolution and with the wrong aspect ratio. Very few of the parking spaces face either screen, as they would in the traditional drive-in theater Musk had apparently envisioned. Noise concerns had been downplayed with promises that sound would beam directly into parked Tesla vehicles, but an episode of The Jetsons blared in the summer air as we turned the corner toward the diner entrance…

We had decided to sample the imaginatively named Tesla burgers, as well as fries (cooked in tallow, to conform with the recent right-wing craze) and sides of “Epic Bacon.” The food took about 20 minutes, and my companion initially received a burger heaped with chili and a fried egg instead of what she had ordered. Although we’d given our phone numbers and been informed that a text would alert us when our orders were ready, neither of us got one; instead, the staff was just calling out receipts. After fetching our meals, we sat back down to appraise them. My burger was missing half of its bottom bun, and the attempt to deliver the advertised “smashed, crunchy edges” had left the meat fairly scorched throughout. This and the fries were no competition for many fine alternatives around Los Angeles.

The bacon was a sadder affair, and I accidentally went viral on X by posting a picture comparing mine to the far more appetizing image on the menu. It was chewy, not crunchy — despite being partly charred — with a sickly-sweet maple glaze. A properly sized carton may help with presentation, but charging $12 for four slices of this will never be justifiable. The condiments like “Electric Sauce” were the usual relabeled chipotle mayo and similar stuff. A “charged” lime rickey with “natural caffeine,” whether or not it gave me a noticeable buzz, tasted fine — I was puzzled, however, by a line on the ticket attached to my plain white cup that said “#tesla,” as if I might forget who sold me the soda. Any leftovers could be ferried home in a cardboard Cybertruck box, naturally…

The bots, which can be found on your way up to the second level, constitute almost the entirety of the restaurant’s decor. In the absence of better chow, you’d hope for at least an interesting setting, yet when you look around the ground floor, there isn’t much that catches the eye. The sleek walls offer only Tesla propaganda slogans such as “Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.” It was less like being in the future than in a drably minimalist McMansion. The “Skypad” rooftop is a bit nicer and feels like it takes more inspiration from Googie architecture of the Space Age. Still, it seems to go underutilized while people congregate downstairs and would be far more suitable for a cocktail bar. Moving between the different parts of the property was awkward. An attendant stood at the top of the staircase, and for some unexplained reason stopped everyone who tried to walk back down the same way, saying they had to wait for the (hot, cramped) elevator. One wonders if this was as necessary as, say, maintaining the restrooms, one of which had a floor covered in piss and empty soap dispensers. Oh, and there were only three single-use bathrooms for an eatery that seats 250.…

I went to the Tesla Diner and all I got was a robot smokin a cig

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— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) July 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM


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I actually tried the food there too and well… yea.

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— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM

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The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.

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— Melissa Stetten (@melissastetten.bsky.social) July 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM

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started a betting pool with the boys, and "ICE Raid" just overtook "Salmonella Outbreak" as the most likely cause of death for the Tesla Diner

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— e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) July 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM

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— #TeslaTakedown Santa Monica (@teslatakedownsm.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Dance Like the Whole Universe Is Watching

by Anne Laurie|  July 13, 20257:32 am| 125 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues

Hundreds of scientists are set to take part in the first performance of a new Scottish country dance inspired by the ripples in spacetime whose existence was first theorised by Albert Einstein.
More: gla.ac/3ICip4Q
#GR24Amaldi16 #GravitationalWaves #Glasgow
@uofgravity.bsky.social

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— University of Glasgow (@uofglasgow.bsky.social) July 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM

Another gift from Satby!

… Researchers from the University of Glasgow teamed up with the culture and research organisation Science Ceilidh to develop a dance to mark the 10th anniversary of the historic first detection of gravitational waves – a groundbreaking discovery which established a new field of astronomy.

The dance will be premiered next week at the joint GR–Amaldi meeting, an international science conference which will be held at Glasgow’s Scottish Exhibition Centre between Monday 14th and Friday 18th July.

The dance has been developed to creatively represent the gravitational-wave signals measured by the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory (LIGO), as well as the black holes that create them.

The first observation of gravitational waves was made by LIGO on 14 September 2015. The gravitational-wave signal – a ripple in spacetime – had originated from the merger of two black holes, each about 30 times the mass of our Sun, to form a black hole of about 60 times the mass of our Sun. LIGO’s detection provided the first direct observation of gravitational waves almost a century after Einstein predicted their properties in his general theory of relativity.

The detection inaugurated the field of gravitational-wave astronomy, which uses extremely sensitive detectors to measure the miniscule ripples in spacetime. Sophisticated analysis of gravitational-wave signals enables astronomers to make observations of cosmic events that are not possible with conventional telescopes…

The dance was developed through workshop sessions between Glasgow physicists and the Science Ceilidh team. The dance represents the life-cycle of black holes and how they form orbiting pairs before finally colliding to create, in just a few seconds, the signal detected on Earth.

At the climax of the dance, participants are encouraged to let out a celebratory ‘whoop’ which represents what astrophysicists call the ringdown. That is the final stage of a binary black hole merger which ‘rings’ spacetime like a bell and sends out the ripples which make detection possible on Earth….

Dancing and thinking about the fundamental nature of the universe just about sums up the ideal state of the human condition for me! We can't all have LIGO in our basements, but we can move and think about this stuff!

— Peter Haas 🤠 (@peterhaas.bsky.social) July 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM

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Late Night Open Thread: Building Community Through Mockery & Spite

by Anne Laurie|  March 17, 20251:49 am| 30 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Elon Musk

Late Night Open Thread: Building Community Through Mockery & Spite

(Nick Anderson via GoComics.com)

 
Sure, positivity & uplift are important, but the poo-flinging primate portions of our genome can really appreciate some communal abuse on a nice Spring day…

Join the #TeslaTakedown Mass Call this Wednesday at 8:30PM ET/ 5:30 PT! It's a great way to be part of the movement if you aren't able to get out into the street and a night of solidarity for those who have! With special guests!
Join up at the link ??

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— #TeslaTakedown (@teslatakedown.com) March 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM

And, after his years of sounding the Tesla alarms, I don’t blame Ed Niedermeyer for being in heaven over it!

Today at the Portland #teslatakedown with @niedermeyer.online & the crew. Getting out to these every Saturday has been really nice. I've made new friends & convinced some old ones to join in! Ed's Shakespeare "Ides of March" theme went hard!
@alexwinter.com @indivisible.org @teslatakedown.com #ev

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— Michael DiTullo (@d2lo.bsky.social) March 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM

saturdays are for hating on elon

— O.K. Computermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) March 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM

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The Ides of March wasn't A Good Thing That Should Happen Again (it only delayed what it sought to prevent) but it's an important part of the historical traditions our country was built on. It's a remind of what happens when democratic representation is lost, and politics regress toward violence.

— O.K. Computermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) March 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM

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(Clay Bennett via GoComics.com)

People that hate Nazis pic.twitter.com/VZC2wsMlZK

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) March 14, 2025

Who made this. ??

pic.twitter.com/ifpvYpzCiL

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) March 13, 2025

Not the Onion ?? https://t.co/tioGZ4N9aq pic.twitter.com/HUD0szwM18

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) March 15, 2025

Well then I'm still flipping you off, Chad pic.twitter.com/r1W6itbirp

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) March 14, 2025

Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall! pic.twitter.com/DjVZY0R8wL

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 12, 2025

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(Clay Jones via GoComics.com)

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Cold Grey Dawn Open Thread: We *Love* to See It, Folks…

by Anne Laurie|  March 13, 20254:35 am| 106 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Trump-Musk, Elon Musk

Cold Grey Dawn Open Thread:  We *Love* to See It, Folks...

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

The polls Mr. Elon. Apparently everyone hates you.
Like literally everyone.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM

On the one hand, Trump can’t afford to dump Elon — even if their Russian master would permit him to do so, a scorned Musk has literally billions of ways to make Trump’s life less comfortable. On the other hand, if Musk is catching a nasty case of Luzer Stink, he’s certainly the most *high profile* potential sacrifice…

JPMORGAN slashes $TSLA Q1 delivery estimates “to just ~355K, which is -8% y/y .. and -28% q/q
from 495K in 4Q24 ..
“.. We struggle to think of anything analogous in the history of the automotive industry, in which a brand has lost so much value so quickly ..”
Cuts target price to $120 (prior $135

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM

BREAKING
$TSLA to change ticker symbol to $FAFO

— VanRE (@vanre33.bsky.social) March 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM

The Trump bump has become the Trump slump for Elon Musk’s golden goose: Tesla.

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— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) March 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM

Whether it's SpaceX, Twitter, or the US government, Elon is a true master of making very expensive things explode

— Fentanyl Tsar ?????? (@canderaid) March 10, 2025

"If you read his full quote, he said 'we think.' So it's an estimate" — after a reporter asks a question citing direct quotes from Elon Musk about Social Security cuts, Leavitt insists Musk was taken out of context

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM

I would just like to remind that azz that a Trump endorsement could help this #TeslaTakedown go even further down. Musk's clown meme stock is still overpriced 15X compared to price/earnings of Toyota, the world's largest automaker.

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— L O L G O P (@lolgop.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM

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Cheap Snark Open Thread: President Donny ‘Buys’ A Tesla From His Bestie

by Anne Laurie|  March 12, 20253:12 am| 109 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Trump Crime Cartel, Elon Musk

Trump, who doesn’t drive, announced he will use his office to perform a Tesla marketing gimmick

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— PatriotTakes ???? (@patriottakes.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM

it’s like a golf cart that drives into a gaggle of kindergartners if you turn on the autopilot

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM

And we all know Trump got his patented five-finger “friends & family” discount, so it’s not as though there will be a bunch of bothersome paperwork. Or maybe the car was just recompense for his fine, resonant sales pitch to the nation!

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM

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The last thing the country saw before the ether-soaked rag hit our collective face.

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— Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM

"I will do that. I'm gonna stop them." — Trump on declaring that Tesla protesters are domestic terrorists

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM

Everything Trump touches dies. You’re up, Tesla.

— Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM

Poor, poor little Elon — so misunderstood!

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— Rev Touching the Demon Core (@revan.social) March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM

Why u no liek Elon Musk, America???
Sad.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) March 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM


(Ever seen The Manchurian Candidate, Sen. Cramer?)

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