I not only rode in and fired an M1A1 Abrams in the Army, but I drove the bitch, too.
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*** Update ***
The McCain mancrush on MSNBC never stops. Just put Clark and Rev. Wright on infinite loop and go to Martha’s Vineyard, you hacks. If I were John Kerry, I would be breaking shit right now.