Time to go to bed so I can wake up tomorrow, go earn a living, and pay my taxes so we can build more bombs and bullets to use on Islamofascists and other enemies of the state. I just wish I could etch my name in a couple of the rounds.
Archives for September 2002
Is John Madden George Bush’s
Is John Madden George Bush’s Speech-writer? At the end of tonight’s MNF game, John Madden stated: “When you win, you know, everyone is around, and when you lose, you can’t find anyone.” Using my Bush to English dictionary, that would be this quote: “Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan.”- John F. …
Is Scrappleface the funniest man
Is Scrappleface the funniest man in the Blogosphere? NY Times Publisher Buys NFL Jets, Changes Strategy (2002-09-22) — New York Times publisher Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr., today announced he has purchased the New York Jets NFL franchise, and will immediately make strategic changes consistent with the Times editorial board’s beliefs. “Many NFL teams act as …
Condi Rice for Veep? Attn:
Condi Rice for Veep? Attn: Patrick Ruffini Chris Matthews tonight stated he thinks Condi Rice might be the Republican Veep candidate in 2004. I will post the transcript later if I can find it.
Al Gore gave a speech
Al Gore gave a speech today and hjiwalop45 -2]9dfmlsa;vf,a.cx.,ja Sorry. I dozed off at the thought of Al Gore speaking. Who gives a shit what he said? I will tell you what he said: “I am running in 2004 and every one of Bush’s policies is wrong.” Now shut up, you pompous blowhard, and go …
Why I Read Blogs, Part
Why I Read Blogs, Part 9,000,726 Because the members of ‘mainstream media’ are blithering idiots (no offense to William Sulik). I get home from work, turn the television on, and it is on MSNBC. I pay attention for thirty seconds, and my blood begins to boil. The debate du jour is between anti-spanking and pro-spanking …
A Big HELLO! to everyone
A Big HELLO! to everyone out there doing google searches for ‘indian actresses going nude.’ I am no longer scared by my referrer statistics.