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Way To Go, Joel

by Tim F|  April 20, 200812:36 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: War, War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Assholes

Joel Surnow, the right-wing activist who created the torture fetish show 24, building a neat little wall around his conscience:

In a more sober tone, [Surnow] said, “We’ve had all of these torture experts come by recently, and they say, ‘You don’t realize how many people are affected by this. Be careful.’ They say torture doesn’t work. But I don’t believe that. I don’t think it’s honest to say that if someone you love was being held, and you had five minutes to save them, you wouldn’t do it. Tell me, what would you do? If someone had one of my children, or my wife, I would hope I’d do it. There is nothing—nothing—I wouldn’t do.” He went on, “Young interrogators don’t need our show. What the human mind can imagine is so much greater than what we show on TV. No one needs us to tell them what to do. It’s not like somebody goes, ‘Oh, look what they’re doing, I’ll do that.’ Is it?”

Yes, it is like that.

By August, Dunlavey was clear that the rule book FM 34-52 was too restricting for someone like al-Qahtani, who was trained to resist interrogation. In his memo of October 11 2002 he set out the key facts as he saw them. The usefulness of the existing techniques had been exhausted. Some detainees had more information. He requested that aggressive new techniques be approved.

Dunlavey told me that at the end of September a group of the most senior Washington lawyers visited Guantánamo, including David Addington, the vice president’s lawyer, Gonzales and Haynes. “They brought ideas with them which had been given from sources in DC.” When the new techniques were more or less finalised, Dunlavey needed them to be approved by Lieutenant Colonel Diane Beaver, his staff judge advocate in Guantánamo. “We had talked and talked, brainstormed, then we drew up a list,” he said. The list was passed on to Diane Beaver.”

[…] Beaver told me she arrived in Guantánamo in June 2002. In September that year there was a series of brainstorming meetings, some of which were led by Beaver, to gather possible new interrogation techniques. Ideas came from all over the place, she said. Discussion was wide-ranging. Beaver mentioned one source that I didn’t immediately follow up with her: “24 – Jack Bauer.”

It was only when I got home that I realised she was referring to the main character in Fox’s hugely popular TV series, 24. Bauer is a fictitious member of the Counter Terrorism Unit in LA who helped to prevent many terror attacks on the US; for him, torture and even killing are justifiable means to achieve the desired result. Just about every episode had a torture scene in which aggressive techniques of interrogations were used to obtain information.

Jack Bauer had many friends at Guantánamo Bay, Beaver said, “he gave people lots of ideas.” She believed the series contributed to an environment in which those at Guantánamo were encouraged to see themselves as being on the frontline – and to go further than they otherwise might.

The new article provides a nice holistic picture of torture in America. The guys at the top – Dick Cheney, David Addington and his clan of neoconservative insiders – clearly wanted torture so badly that you wonder if they wrote those memos with their pants on. Jack Bauer was hardly needed with those guys*. However, the peope at the other end of US power don’t have such black souls. The privates and NCOs with more ordinary American values, guys who would soon be called on by their superior officers to do morally repulsive things, would need some extra motivation**. To get over their resistance to abusing helpless prisoners Jack Bauer, maybe the first mass media “good guy” who tortured on a regular basis, clearly made a major difference.

Think that Surnow will lose any sleep over the mess that he made? Sure, I bet. All of those guys we tortured to death must have been guilty of something.

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(*) Ok, fine, Antonin Scalia. Aren’t these guys supposed to base their thinking on, you know, non-fictional precedent?
(**) Some veterans of the American prison system at abu Ghraib clearly had it in them from the start, but they’re a small minority of the total.

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Uncle Michael

by Michael D.|  April 19, 20087:31 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

My niece was born a few minutes ago. 7lb 11oz.

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School Safety

by Tom in Texas|  April 19, 20083:59 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Religion, Assholes

By way of introduction, Wayne Dolcefino is Houston’s scoop investigative journalist, sort of our city’s version of Carl Monday. He does also expose city corruption frequently, something for which I think he does deserve credit.

In this particular expose, he confronts the founder of Parkway Christian School, which boasts “a program based on Christian character, morals, values and integrity” on its website. Lavern Jordan is outside a La Quinta hotel, rendezvousing with the mother of a girl who wants to enroll her daughter in the academy.

Jordan: “For the uh, enrollment fee and stuff like that, maybe you and I can do something, you think?”

Mother: “Yeah, what, I mean what, what, you gonna wipe out all the fees?”

Jordan: “All the enrollment fees.”

Mother: “All the enrollment fees?”

Jordan: “Three hundred dollars.”

Mother: “So you gonna wipe everything if me and you get together?”

Jordan: “The enrollment fee, yeah.”

Mother: “Ok.”

Jordan: “If you and I get together.”

Mother: “What you mean? I mean, what?

Jordan: “Excuse me and I don’t mean to be so blunt but I am talking about f—— you.”

Mother: “You talking about what?”

Jordan: “F—— you.”

Explain to me again why we need private school vouchers to escape the cesspools our centers of public education have become?

And the school responds:

The school’s office is closed on Fridays, but a public statement regarding the KTRK story was posted on the school’s site that challenges Dolcefino’s “story” for taking bits out of context and not offering Jordan’s wife an interview.

“Mr. Jordan’s apology for his inappropriate language and his asking for forgiveness, along with his refusal to take part in any further actions with this woman was not aired,” according to the statement, which also distanced the school from LeVern Jordan. “He is no longer affiliated in any way with Parkway Christian School.”

“The Parkway Christian School staff wants to remind you that we are all sinners saved by Grace, and we have forgiven Mr. Jordan for his wrong action,” the statement said.

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Spirits Blogging

by Tom in Texas|  April 19, 20082:38 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Beer Blogging

This is Tito Beveridge, carrying a bottle of the beverage that bears his name.

Tito Beveridge has been a fixture on the streets of Austin and Central Texas for years, nearly to the level of Leslie the transsexual mayoral candidate (image not safe for sensitive stomachs). He is a geologist and UT graduate who made flavored vodka as Christmas gifts for his friends. After having no luck finding financing, he leaped off the edge of a cliff in founding Texas’ first legal distillery, to the tune of $80,000 in debt, 12 maxed out credit cards, and two mortgages. In marketing his vodka, he took (and still takes, as far as I know) a very localized approach.

A geophysicist by trade, Beveridge’s idea of market research was to go into the nearest liquor store and ask them if they sold a lot of flavored vodka. “They told me they couldn’t give it away. They were going to throw rocks at the next guy who came in trying to sell them some.”

What Beveridge learned was that a high-quality vodka would sell much better than some candy-flavored knockoff.

He also learned to trust a woman’s taste:

“They told me that women are much more discriminating than men and that I should make something that would appeal to women.”

He began to see the wisdom in the advice when he noticed his female friends all drank either white wine or high-end vodka. “Women care more about quality than men. They don’t want to drink something that’s going to burn all the way down.”

Beveridge calls on his background as a geologist to explain the difference between men and women’s tastes. “I used to work in the oil fields and I’ve seen lots of guys sleeping on concrete. I’ve never seen a woman sleeping on concrete. Women will complain about the thread count in sheets. Guys are glad just to have sheets. So I thought there must be something to that. I decided that if I could make a vodka good enough for women, then it would certainly be good enough for men. That’s what I set out to do.”

Full disclosure. I have met Tito. I have toured his distillery and done a shot with him on separate occasions. That does nothing to discount the quality of his vodka. It is incredibly smooth, and one of the only vodkas I will drink straight. The advantage is it is about half the price of the other vodkas I consider in its class. If you don’t believe me, another (assumedly) impartial observer opines:

We’re going to go out on a limb and say Tito’s vodka is the smoothest we’ve ever tasted. That’s not to say there’s no better vodka out there, but between the taste and the price, which is an added bonus of a small company with low overhead and no importing costs, we’re Tito’s converts. We can’t think of any reason, barring two broken legs and a restraining order from the liquor store, why we won’t always have a bottle of Tito’s in our cabinet.

Tito’s won the double gold medal at the World Spirits Competition over 71 other vodkas after merely mailing a few bottles to the contest. A double gold is only presented when the spirit in question is the unanimous judges’ choice.

Texans love to support our own. Sometimes this stubbornness flies in the face of taste buds or common sense, but other times we get it right. When it comes to libations, we are doubly likely to prefer local. If you are in Texas, drink Tito’s with pride; if you hail from elsewhere and may have a couple of issues with Texans as a group, try not to hold that against Tito.

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Truth In Fiction

by Tim F|  April 19, 20081:47 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Science & Technology

Most researchers I know (being a reserarcher I know a few) can think of an experience like this.

IOWA CITY, IA—University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and constructing.

The test subject, a common house mouse, briskly traversed the complicated wooden maze in under 30 seconds or, according to the study’s final report, roughly 1/8,789,258 as long as it took the lab to secure funding for the experiment. According to researchers administrating the standard Y-maze test, the fucking bastard never even broke his stride during the first trial, always selecting the correct route while consistently avoiding blind dead-end alleys.

The worst flaw in most films about science is the way that important experiments always work on the first try. Lord, that would be a happy day in my lab. It cracks me up every time, though I guess it’s a reasonable trade-off against said movies being eighteen hours long.

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Friday Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 18, 20085:19 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Word for the Day: Sangria

PS- Sometimes John Derbyshire is just great. Other times he is crazy, but sometimes he is just great.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  April 18, 200810:24 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Confirmed! Leonard Nimoy’s place in the new J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie will be a flashback sequence.

You heard it here first.

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