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An Elitist Juxtaposition

by John Cole|  April 12, 20083:51 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Assholes

Speaking for me only

Rather than write up a long post about this manufactured bullshit coming from the Republicans and the Clinton campaign (aka “She”berman), let me just post some facts and some comments and let you figure it out on your own. And yes, I know that assuming you can think for yourselves is elitist, but so be it.

1.) What Obama said last night:

You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

2.) What Obama said again today:

“Lately there has been a little typical sort of political flare-up because I said something that everybody knows is true, which is that there are a whole bunch of folks in small towns in Pennsylvania, in towns right here in Indiana, in my hometown in Illinois, who are bitter,” Mr. Obama said.

“So I said, well, you know when you’re bitter, you turn to what you can count on,” he added. “So people, they vote about guns, or they take comfort from their faith and their family and their community.”

3.) The margin of victory in the 2004 Presidential election: 286-252

4.) Karl Rove’s 2004 strategy, as stated by Matthew Dowd:

One of the first things I looked at after 2000 was what was the real Republican vote and what was the real Democratic vote, not just who said they were Republicans and Democrats, but independents, how they really voted, whether or not they voted straight ticket or not. And I took a look at that in 2000, and then I took a look at what it was over the last five elections or six elections.

And what came from that analysis was a graph that I obviously gave Karl, which showed that independents or persuadable voters in the last 20 years had gone from 22 percent of the electorate to 7 percent of the electorate in 2000. And so 93 percent of the electorate in 2000, and what we anticipated –93 or 94 percent in 2004, just looking forward and forecasting –was going to be already decided either for us or against us. You obviously had to do fairly well among the 6 or 7 [percent], but you could lose the 6 or 7 percent and win the election, which was fairly revolutionary, because everybody up until that time had said, “Swing voters, swing voters, swing voters, swing voters, swing voters.”

And so when that graph and that first strategic imperative began to drive how we would think about 2004, nobody had ever approached an election that I’ve looked at over the last 50 years, where base motivation was important as swing, which is how we approached it. We didn’t say, “Base motivation is what we’re going to do, and that’s all we’re doing.” We said, “Both are important, but we shouldn’t be putting 80 percent of our resources into persuasion and 20 percent into base motivation,” which is basically what had been happening up until that point — look at this graph, look at the history, look what’s happened in this country.

And obviously that decision influenced everything that we did. It influenced how we targeted mail, how we targeted phones, how we targeted media, how we traveled, the travel that the president and the vice president did to certain areas, how we did organization, where we had staff. All of that was based off of that, and ultimately, thank goodness, it was the right decision.

5.) The fine-tuning of the strategy at the state level:

Six months after gay and lesbian couples won the right to marry in Massachusetts, opponents of same-sex marriage struck back Tuesday, with voters in 11 states approving constitutional amendments codifying marriage as an exclusively heterosexual institution.

Voters in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon and Utah all approved anti-same-sex marriage amendments by double-digit margins.

You can go to the census bureau and look at the state rankings for unemployment, per capita income, persons below poverty level, health insurance, etc., and look at where these states ranked. Any guesses?

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Again, this may be the elitist in me, but I am thinking you all can put this together on your own with the information I have given you. If a dumb rube like me can put this together and figure out that what Obama said is not only true in the anecdotal sense, but as far as actual numbers and facts go, certainly the alleged “progressives” leaping to seize some sort of advantage for Hillary can figure that out, as well. Which makes their smearing of Obama the past 24 hours all the more depressing.

And really, I have been brief. I just picked gay marriage because it was a glaringly obvious choice. You could go through the list of bullshit they churn up to keep you preoccupied- immigration, the war on Christmas, etc., and do this over and over again. No wonder they feel the need to destroy Obama. He really is a threat to the status quo.

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Yet Another F–K Hillary Thread

by John Cole|  April 12, 20082:14 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Speaking for me only

Evan Bayh, Clinton surrogate:

Sen. Evan Bayh, Hillary Clinton’s top backer in the May 6 primary state of Indiana, argued Saturday that superdelegates need to evaluate Barack Obama’s “bitter” remarks when deciding who to back for the Democratic nomination.

“I think it’s a real potential political problem and it’s something for superdelegates and voters to think about,” said Bayh, who was made available to reporters by the Clinton campaign to speak about the controversy.

“The far right wing has a very good track record of using things like this relentlessly against our candidates, whether its Al Gore or John Kerry,” Bayh said, “I’m afraid this is the kind of fodder they might use to harm him.”

I think the super-delegates should consider that Hillary may have killed Vince Foster. Additionally, I think super-delegates should look at the fact that Hillary will gut her own party in her naked pursuit for power. Also, Hillary is a rich liberal elite whose husband fucks other woman. Regular Americans won’t be able to relate to adultery, and it could be used against her in the election by “the far right wing.” By the way, I heard some Republicans talking about someone named Mark Rich. I think the super-delegates should keep that in mind when they make their choice.

On a serious note, I do actually like Evan Bayh, but is it just me, or is he the worst concern troll ever?

*** Update ***

Out of respect to one of the of the worst Clinton bots, I am affixing the following to all posts now:

Speaking for me only

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Yo, HTML RAPS!

by John Cole|  April 12, 20081:18 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

This is all kinds of excellent:

Via.

PS- I have been forwarded emails from Red State asserting that the Clinton campaign skull-fucks kittens to death. Will the Clinton campaign care to respond to these rumors, since we now know that all Democratic candidates have to respond to right-wing bullshit this primary? Inquiring minds want to know, and I will be attaching any more evidence I can get from the Powerline and Fox News as it becomes available.

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Hillary Clinton, Grover Norquist’s New BFF

by John Cole|  April 12, 20081:00 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Speaking for me only

The HuffPo:

The Clinton campaign emailed around harsh comments from two Republican pundits:

Grover Norquist: ‘That sentence will lose him the election… He just announced to rural America: I don’t like you.’ “Grover Norquist, the anti-tax activist who leads an influential weekly meeting of conservatives, went as far as to argue that Obama’s line would cost Democrats the White House. ‘That sentence will lose him the election,’ Norquist told ABC News. ‘He just announced to rural America: ‘I don’t like you.'” [abcnews.com, 4/11/08]

Republican strategist Ed Rollins: Q: “On a scale of 1 to 10 how damaging is this?” Rollins: ‘Ten.’ [CNN, Lou Dobbs, 4/11/08]

Hillary Clinton, right wing concern troll. When she was getting Norquist’s opinion, did she ask him if he had made any progress on the investigation into Vince Foster’s death or Whitewater? Did they ask Rollins about paying to suppress the vote in the 90’s?

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Hillary Clinton, Liar

by John Cole|  April 12, 200812:53 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Speaking for me only

Forget Clinton’s lying about Tuzla, try her lying on her positions on trade:

Since 2001, Clinton has consistently said the promise of more jobs and greater economic growth has persuaded her to support trade agreements. While campaigning for the Senate a year earlier, Clinton said that she also supported normalized trade relations with China.

But as a presidential candidate, she has adopted a very different tone.

“We’re going to take a look at every single trade agreement we’ve got and we’re going to make those trade agreements pro-America and pro-American worker,” Clinton recently said at a rally in Muncie, Ind., a onetime industrial hub where thousands of jobs have been lost in recent decades.

Hillary Clinton, champion of the people:

About 15,000 videotapes of Wal-Mart executives at work and at play over the past 30 years have suddenly become available to the public thanks to a series of blunders by the retail giant – which paid too little attention to the company it hired to make the tapes before abruptly terminating their relationship two years ago.

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The archive also includes footage of Hillary Clinton, who served on Wal-Mart’s board from 1986 to 1992, praising the company to the skies – a position she has since sought to mute.

“I’m so proud of this company and everything it represents,” Mrs Clinton said at a store opening in Arkansas in 1991. “It makes me feel real good about what we’ve been able to do.”

Hillary Clinton, combat veteran:

I certainly do remember that trip to Bosnia, and as Togo said, there was a saying around the White House that if a place was too small, too poor, or too dangerous, the president couldn’t go, so send the First Lady. That’s where we went. I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.

Hillary Clinton, multi-millionaire, friend of Wal-Mart, Ivy League educated lawyer, serial liar, and dare I say- elitist?

You Hillary supporters want friendly fire? You want to distort and lie about Obama? You want to become BFF with the McCain campaign, and the right-wing bloggers? I got your friendly fire, and I don’t need to lie. I just need to tell the truth about Hillary.

There is a reason she feels the need to lie about Obama- she thinks you can’t handle the truth. And you know why? Because she can’t. Bring it on, Hillbots.

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Another F**K You Hillary Thread

by John Cole|  April 12, 200812:33 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Assholes

Speaking for me only

Hillary Clinton:

In Indianapolis on Saturday, Mrs. Clinton told voters she was “taken aback by the demeaning remarks Senator Obama made about people in small-town America.”

“Senator Obama’s remarks are elitist and they are out of touch,” Mrs. Clinton told an audience. “They are not reflective of the values and beliefs of Americans. Certainly not the Americans that I know.”

Bill and Hillary Clinton:

The Clintons’ income over the eight-year period was more than $109 million. They paid nearly $34 million in taxes over the period, 31% of their income, and contributed about $10 millon to charity.

Former president Bill Clinton’s speeches brought in nearly $52 million and his books nearly $30 million. Hillary Clinton’s book Living History earned her $10.3 million.

Hillary Clinton, working stiff.

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Dear GOP – Get Your Own Gig

by Tim F|  April 12, 20089:26 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

It is sad to observe that the Republican days of innovation died with the careers of the Thomas Alva Edisons of our day – Tom DeLay, Jack Abramoff, Karl Rove. It’s a long fall from the glory days of Indian casino scams, redistricting shenanigans and reshaping the entire DOJ in Karl’s image to wheel-spinning by 527 retreads like the Ari Fleischer group Freedom’s Watch.

Really, I had no idea until I read this article how dysfunctional even running a basic astroturf outfit has become for the right these days. Apparently Freedom’s Watch was meant to be more than just another clinic for slanted commercials (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but a full on answer to the MoveOn.orgernaut. Scary. Unfortunately the implementation has been a complete disaster. The managing director quit in the middle of the election season and instead of pulling in millions of small donations from committed members the group mostly lives off $30 million from a dyspeptic control freak named Sheldon Adelson, plus a handful of $100-500k contributors.

Apparently things are not going well for Freedom’s Watch. Blame-shifting permeates the piece, making it read as if Ari Fleischer couldn’t wait to write a Feith-type exculpatory book did so he phoned the Post instead. The erstwhile president gets some blame but the piece seems weirdly focused on Adelson’s refusal to cut the strings to his money. Weirdly because if Adelson is as much of a vindictive, control freak prick as the story’s anonymous sources suggest then it seems like a bad strategy to go whining to the news media about what an asshole he is. Unless this is an innovative new type of expectations management MoveOn probably should not stay up late waiting for their “answer.”

As long as we’re on the topic, some other great moments in rightwing originality come to mind.

* Remember how RedState would answer the freewheeling, incredibly influential community blogs like Daily Kos? It worked out so well that Balloon Juice kicked RedState’s ass this year at the weblog awards, and Daily Kos could squeeze our blog’s traffic on one of its older servers on a busy day. A fair comparison between those two is like a head to head match between a semi and an opossum. Here are some thoughts about what happened.

* Speaking of Daily Kos, this piece on House minority leader John Boehner’s answer to the Democrats’ rampaging Red-to-Blue caucus is hilarious.

* The Daily Show isn’t specifically partisan, but it is funny. The “answer” from FOX was partisan as hell, but even the show’s best friends couldn’t describe it as funny. Steve Benen had a nice summary of reactions at the time.

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