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Right From The Top

by John Cole|  February 19, 200810:10 am| 83 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Politics

In case there was any doubt the plagiarism absurdity was straight from the top:

As Clinton crisscrossed Wisconsin yesterday, she returned to what has become a central theme of her retooled, sharper-edged campaign, saying at one point: : “There’s a difference between speeches and solutions, between talk and action.”

Speaking to reporters last night, Clinton was asked about her campaign’s accusation of plagiarism against Obama. She said she had no idea what impact it will have on Tuesday’s vote. “I leave that to all of you to figure out,” she said, then added: “Facts are important. I’m a facts person. If your whole candidacy is based on words, it should be your own words.”

I can’t find the video right now, but there was one news report last night juxtaposing Hillary speeches with her opponents speeches, and what do you know- Hillary, by her standards, is one big fat plagiarist. Worse even than Obama! Crazy, I know!

At any rate, we will see today if this recent turn to going negative works for the Clintons. And really, that is all this is about- drive down Obama’s positives, and hope you turn away enough support that you close the margin. This is nothing about increasing support for Hillary, this is about eroding his.

Nothing that should surprise you if you lived through the last 8 years of Bush/Rove and the previous 8 years of the other Clinton. I will say it again- I will vote for the Democrat in November no matter what, but I sure would love it if Hillary’s group is knocked off their perch. It isn’t even so much Hillary as the sleaze around her. Wolfson of the upper lip sweat, the despicable Ickes, and the always odious Mark Penn, who looks like he came out of a Central Casting call for pedophiles. It would make me really happy to see those folks sent packing.

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Castro Resigns

by Michael D.|  February 19, 20085:32 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Still not dead though.

Fidel Castro resigned as president and commander-in-chief of Cuba, after almost 50 years as the country’s leader, the official daily Granma said.

“I neither will aspire to nor will I accept, the position of president of the council of state and commander-in-chief,” Castro wrote, according to Granma in its online edition. “My only desire is to fight as a soldier for my ideas.”

Anyone who thinks Castro won’t remain in control is kidding themselves. Perhaps though, some good will come of it and the Cuban people might be spared his four hour speeches.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 18, 20087:50 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Because we need one. Take your time to figure out what the Clinton camp attack will be tomorrow. I hear he has black babies.

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First Class Attitude

by Tom in Texas|  February 18, 20083:37 pm| 112 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Politics, Democratic Stupidity

Fuck You Very Much Joel Ferguson. The Co-Chair of Hillary’s Michigan Campaign (in a state they pledged not to campaign in) and superdelegate if Michigan is seated had this to say:

“”Superdelegates are not second-class delegates,” Ferguson said. “The real second-class delegates are the delegates that are picked in red-state caucuses that are never going to vote Democratic.””

Good God Almighty how overtly dismissive can they possibly get?

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Another Clinton Camp Meme Down in Flames

by John Cole|  February 18, 20081:10 pm| 148 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

So much for the Rezko angle:

The couple who sold Barack Obama his Chicago home said the Illinois senator’s $1.65 million bid “was the best offer” and they didn’t cut their asking price because a campaign donor bought their adjacent land, according to e- mails between Obama’s presidential campaign and the seller.

The Illinois senator has said he made a “boneheaded” move in involving contributor Antoin “Tony” Rezko, a Chicago businessman, in the purchase of the property on June 15, 2005.

Rezko’s wife, Rita, also an Obama donor, bought the adjoining plot in Hyde Park from the couple, Fredric Wondisford and Sally Radovick, for the $625,000 asking price, the same day that Obama bought the house for $300,000 less than the asking price. Antoin Rezko was under federal investigation at the time.

Rezko was indicted on unrelated fraud charges 16 months later, in October 2006. Obama has since returned about $85,000 in campaign contributions made or raised by Rezko.

The sellers hadn’t previously made their side of the story public out of concern for their privacy, according to Bill Burton, a spokesman for Obama’s campaign. They approached Obama’s Senate office 15 months ago and agreed to break their silence now through the campaign out of concern that the story was being distorted in the media, Burton said.

As I was writing this post, I took a break and checked the comments to a previous post, and found this:

John Cole, the troll. Is there any other way to explain the hate you bring to the discussion?

I have a question that is only being touched on. Serious questions are being raised about Obama’s relations with Rezbo (sp?), and implications of criminality. Deny these as you will, but they exist. What happens, assuming Obama’s winning the Democratic nomination for president, when bush’s department of justice indicts him two weeks before the presidential election?

And there you have it, in all the glory it deserves- the Clinton way. Throw shit out there, and even if it doesn’t stick and you can’t even SPELL the name, you have weakened your opponent. Glorious, no? I fully expect the next few weeks will be full of this sort of crap, including more false charges of sexism and whatever other garbage they can drag up (the first time I heard of the similarities between Obama’s speeched and those of Patrick’s was in the comments here from a… Clinton supporter– would it surprise anyone if team Hillary is behind the latest attack on Obama in the press?).

This election can not end soon enough.

*** Update ***

That didn’t take long- they aren’t even hiding behind anonymous sources for the plagiarism BS:

Howard Wolfson, the Clinton campaign’s communications director, today accused Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) of committing “plagiarism” in a speech in Milwaukee on Saturday night.

Wolfson made the explosive charge in an interview with Politico after suggesting as much in a conference call with reporters.

On the call, Wolfson said: “Sen. Obama is running on the strength of his rhetoric and the strength of his promises and, as we have seen in the last couple of days, he’s breaking his promises and his rhetoric isn’t his own.”

If you are wondering how desparate this seems coming from the Clinton camp, and how lame the plagiarism charges are, let me point you to this- Captain Ed is not falling for them.

Some of the commenters are donating 5 bucks every time the Clinton camp does something sleazy. Here is where to donate.

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An Excellent Point

by John Cole|  February 18, 200811:39 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

On top of the hacktacular garbage that Tom pointed out coming from some Hillary supporters, Hilzoy makes a great point:

When I read this, I dissolved in giggles after the first sentence. It was that part about the Texas delegate selection rules “creating a new obstacle for her” that got me. In what sense are the Texas rules a “new obstacle?” Were they only recently passed? Not as far as I can tell — here, for instance, is a pdf about them from August 2007, which should have given the Clinton campaign ample time to get up to speed. While I was having fun thinking of possible analogies — would I describe the existence of the Pacific Ocean as “creating a new obstacle” for my plan to walk from Baltimore to Beijing?

If you are running your campaign on the double-edged sword of inevitability and competence, you should plan on focusing on at least one of the two. Just something to keep in mind the next time Hillary tells you she is ready to lead on day one and Obama is not.

*** Update ***

Ouch:

So let me get this straight: The Clinton campaign basically decided to bank almost everything on Texas (along with Ohio), without botheing to do due diligence on the delegate apportoinment procedures there? If she does wind up winning the White House, who’s the lucky aide who gets to troop into the Oval Office and deliver the shocking news to her that we’ve got troops in Iraq.

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Shorter Cap’n Ed

by Tim F|  February 18, 200811:14 am| 31 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

As always, speaking for the Republican hierarchy.

Dear fundies – thanks for voting; now step to the back of the f*cking bus.

It’s hard to blame Ed for getting frustrated. His party can’t win without religious right votes, and they can’t win if they run on the medieval agenda of the GOP’s more extreme fundies. Too bad for the old coalition the Jesus voters don’t seem ready to settle any longer for lip service and an occasional schiavogasm. Having ridden the back of the bus for going on thirty years religious voters have clearly realized that they might do better if they get out and walk.

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