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Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 13, 20097:12 pm| 197 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Vote Bitsy:

bitsy

We have been slacking and really need to push hard this week. Big write-up about her in a local NC newspaper.

Go vote.

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Some people really do have books to sell

by DougJ|  October 13, 20097:06 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

I was actually thinking of reading that Matt Latimer book until I found him writing this:

In fact, even the odd coupling of Chris Matthews and Pat Buchanan agreed that excerpts from my book made Bush look smarter and funnier. Christopher Buckley and Maureen Dowd said Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney came across as characters more textured than is commonly known. (Dowd, as is her wont, said I let them off too easy.) And nearly everyone who read the book said it was funny and accurate in its depiction of the silliness of our nation’s capital.

I mention this to underscore that Republican elites in Washington have gotten so overly serious, so defensive and so insular that they have lost the ability to be self-aware and laugh at themselves, much less learn from their mistakes.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? Don’t they know better than to (a) fluff their own books and (b) pretend they’re fluffing their own books just to prove some larger lofty point?

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Rock Salt, Paper, Morons (alternate title: We Will, We Will, Rock Salt You!)

by John Cole|  October 13, 20094:42 pm| 372 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

The moment I heard Snowe was going to vote for the bill, I began furiously refreshing Red State for the reaction. Finally, they deliver:

imlaughingtoohardtonamethis

That is right, folks. To show unhappy they are, they are going to ask you to buy rock salt through their amazon store and mail it to Olympia Snowe. They don’t call them the Red State Strike Farce for nothing.

Seriously, how do I make a joke about this?

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Health Care Reform Question

by John Cole|  October 13, 20094:31 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Has anyone offered an amendment requiring employers to, somewhere on every pay stub, list how much the employer and employee contribution to their respective health care plan was for that pay period, the cumulative for the year, and how much that is up from the same time last year, over the past five years, and over the past ten years?

That seems like it could be very valuable information that could really inform people just how much money is going to the insurance boys and girls and how it is really impacting their wages.

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Did You Ask Amy Carter and Jenna Bush, too?

by John Cole|  October 13, 20093:46 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

I’m really sick of this infatuation with Liz Cheney. The only reason the media is paying any attention to her is because she will launch wild attacks on the current administration. She’s basically a less-attractive Sarah Palin with a more prominent lineage.

Who cares what she thinks? Aren’t there people who actually know things who you could talk to, or are you just eager to help Dick’s daughter rehab the family image?

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Don’t Taitz me, bro

by DougJ|  October 13, 20093:02 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I’ve mostly grown weary of birtherism, but there are some real gems in some of the recent court filings.

On page 27, explaining why it’s good that Congress, not the courts, are in charge of removing presidents from office:

“Or perhaps an eccentric citizen has become convinced that the President is an alien from Mars, and the courts should order DNA testing to enforce the Constitution [7] …”

“[7] The Court does not make this observation simply as a rhetorical device for emphasis; the Court has actually received correspondence assailing its previous order in which the sender, who, incidentally, challenged the undersigned to a “round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square,” asserted that the President is not human.”

The corresponder sounds an awful lot like Zell Miller to me.

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By Popular Request

by John Cole|  October 13, 200912:59 pm| 65 Comments

This post is in: Media

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
CNN Leaves It There
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Ron Paul Interview

Depressing.

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