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The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

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Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

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Alabam’ don’t give a damn

by DougJ|  December 22, 20098:57 pm| 126 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Good News For Conservatives

The party switch of Parker Griffith is giving the Politico vapers. And it probably pisses Pelosi and Hoyer off. And Democrats should by all means contest races in Alabama. But white southerners are batshit crazy wingers, by and large, and there’s just no way around that. Regional polarization is the wave of the future.

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Holiday sparkler

by DougJ|  December 22, 20096:03 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: wine blogging, Good News For Conservatives

For many people, holidays involve lots of sparkling wine and lots of less-than-discerning relatives. But you’ve got to drink the same stuff they do, so you want something cheap *and* decent. I bought a case of Segura Viudas Brut Reserva (it’s a big family gathering on Friday) and just opened the first one. It’s really pretty good, not yeasty and complex like real champagne, but with nice fruit and acid and nothing offensive.

Only seven bucks and the best under ten dollar sparkler I’ve ever had.

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My Heart Thump Not From Being Nervous Sometime

by John Cole|  December 22, 20095:28 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Teabagger Stupidity, Wingnut Event Horizon

This may be the most awesomest moment in C-SPAN history. What you are about to watch is a tearful teabagger, noting that James Inhofe missed a health care reform vote sick, calling in to C-SPAN worried that his prayer group from Waycross, Georgia may have killed Inhofe by mistake after answering Cornyn’s Coburn’s call to pray for someone to miss a vote the other day:

I’m in tears.

And it is obvious to me that what really motivates these teabaggers is anti-corporate resentment. We should totally join with these guys to kill the bill. There is no doubt they will help us get a better bill.

*** Update ***

It could be, as noted below, a hoax. This does have a performance art sort of feel. But then again, so does standing in a town hall screaming “KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY MEDICARE!”

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WTF?

by John Cole|  December 22, 20095:14 pm| 376 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter

I have no idea what the hell Obama is talking about here.

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Best Earphones Ever

by John Cole|  December 22, 20093:22 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

It has been a long time since I worked in radio, and I used to have some great Sennheiser headphones, but while these Bose Quietcomfort are a little pricey, they are hands down the best earphones I have ever had. I’m going to buy these babies for next summer.

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Soshulizm! In America!

by John Cole|  December 22, 20093:01 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Bring on the Brawndo!, Schadenfreude

Michelle Bachmann, welfare queen:

Michele Bachmann has become well known for her anti-government tea-bagger antics, protesting health care reform and every other government “handout” as socialism. What her followers probably don’t know is that Rep. Bachmann is, to use that anti-government slur, something of a welfare queen. That’s right, the anti-government insurrectionist has taken more than a quarter-million dollars in government handouts thanks to corrupt farming subsidies she has been collecting for at least a decade.

I’d be worried this would make Glenn Beck cry, but everything makes him cry.

(via one of you commenters but I can not remember where)

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Is Our Congress Learning?

by John Cole|  December 22, 20091:08 pm| 139 Comments

This post is in: Politics

The NY Times:

Members of both parties say the dispute over health care has created bad blood, left both Democrats and Republicans suspicious of the opposition’s motives, and shattered some of the institution’s traditional collegiality.

At the same time, Democrats say the apparently unbridgeable health care divide has convinced them that Republicans are dedicated solely to blocking legislative proposals for political purposes. Several said they now realized that they would have to rely strictly on their own caucus to advance such defining issues as climate change in 2010.

“We have crossed the mark of over 100 filibusters and acts of procedural obstruction in less than one year,” Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, Democrat of Rhode Island, said on the floor Sunday. “Never since the founding of the Republic, not even in the bitter sentiments preceding Civil War, was such a thing ever seen in this body.”

And with rats like Stupak, you can’t even rely on your entire caucus, although he has not been stirring up any shit the last two days, so I am wondering if he got the horse head in the bed and took the message.

(Via the GOS)

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