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Maestro Version 2.0

by DougJ|  December 23, 200912:37 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Clown Shoes, General Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

I honestly don’t understand this at all (from Krugman):

In January 2005, National City’s chief economist had delivered a prescient warning to the Fed’s board of governors: An increasingly overvalued housing market posed a threat to the broader economy, not to mention his own bank and others deeply involved in writing mortgages.

The message wasn’t well received. One board member expressed particular skepticism — Ben Bernanke.

“Where do you think it will be the worst?” Bernanke asked, according to people who attended the meeting, one in a series of sessions the Fed holds with economists.

“I would have to say California,” said the economist, Richard Dekaser.

“They have been saying that about California since I bought my first house in 1979,” Bernanke replied.

This time the warnings were correct …

Krugman points out the obvious: that California did in fact go through a major housing bust in the mid-late 90s. This reminds me a bit of Greenspan’s belief that the average national housing price would never decline in the United States, despite the fact that the housing index in Japan had gone down 60%.

I understand that economics is complicated and that things like housing prices are very difficult to predict. But why ignore actual data that is staring you in the face? I just don’t understand this at all.

I emailed my friend at a hedge fund (who sometimes takes a more sympathetic view of such things) and asked him how bad he thought Bernanke had screwed up on this. He answered:

horribly. i remember living in california during that time and seeing the huge asset bubble collapse. what an idiot.

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Tiger, Tiger, burning bright

by DougJ|  December 23, 200911:58 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

Idiotic, borderline racist comparisons, they’re not just for HuffPost anymore! (via)

And for all the heated rhetoric being thrown at him [President Obama] these days — soc**list, sellout, soporific, yadda yadda yadda — I don’t think anyone has accused him of a racial approach to politics. People want to know what he’s doing about unemployment and health care and climate change. In a very real sense, he seems to have transcended race.

(I was going to make a Tiger Woods analogy here, but at the moment that seems like a decidedly bad idea.)

It’s probably mostly just that Tiger is too shiny of an object for Kurtz to resist, but still.

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Happy Festivus

by John Cole|  December 23, 200910:14 am| 197 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

festivus

I would like all of you to take some time in the comments and tell everyone around you how they have let you down. How this will differ from any other thread is beyond me.

A primer of the most wonderful time of the year:

Have at it.

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I’m Afraid To Look

by John Cole|  December 23, 20099:45 am| 169 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Turned on the intertube and checked out memeorandum, and what do I see:

obamadontloveme

Which means we will get another whole day of left-wing self-flagellation in the form of “Obama admitted he loves the bankers more than he loves _____.”

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Why?

by DougJ|  December 23, 20099:07 am| 93 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Good News For Conservatives

In my quest to be a more serious denizen of the blogosphere, I recently began reading TAPPED and Kevin Drum more regularly. Much to my chagrin, both refer to Megan McArdle constantly. Why?

I understand that she makes occasional good points about things like free trade, but there must be other conservative bloggers who do this who don’t say stupid things like this…and who can generally express their thoughts in under a thousand words. Why do people like Kevin Drum and Tim Fernholz take her blog seriously?

Update. This is indeed probably how the process works:

1) Megan gets a ridiculous contrarian thought
2) Megan writes 800 word minimum post about said thought
3) Sully writes one sentence link, must include some form of the word “fisk” at least 50% of the time
4) Tyler Cowen links to it
5) after 3 and 4 liberal bloggers simply cannot ignore the obvious fallacies, rip the piece to shreds
6) Megan defends her piece by any means necessary up to and including striking her critics with lumber
7) critics again fail to recognize that she is not arguing in good faith and provide yet more links to Atlantic.com

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Greedo Probably Would Have Shot Himself

by John Cole|  December 22, 200910:08 pm| 185 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Movies

Kevin Drum tweeted this last night, and I just remembered it thanks to Bob Cesca, but this seven part review of why the Phantom Menace sucked is just awesome:

You can see the other six parts here. May the force be with you.

And if you cringed every time he pronounced protaganist as “Pro-tuh-gone-ist,” you are probably an effete liberal who likes arugula and dijon mustard.

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The View From Your Couch

by John Cole|  December 22, 20099:38 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

I have some time tonight, so I am going through the 1700 messages in gmail and filtering out all the pics from the spam, and here are a few views I love. The first has no elevated feet (I never really campaigned on elevated feet) despite the clear rules, but I love it anyway:

zomgnostrils

This one has the appropriate level of holiday timeliness:

santagotrunoverbyarottweiler

And because I know if I post two pictures of dogs but no felines, the cat lovers will freak on my tender soul, this offering:

fall09-010

And finally, since this website is where 4chan meets Cute Overload, here is RedKitten’s offering:

theviewfrommycouch

You do know the ultimate goal is to get Sullivan to send us a pic of his feet and his beagles?

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