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Village verdict on health care reform

by DougJ|  December 23, 200911:43 pm| 152 Comments

This post is in: Media, General Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

I thought it would be deficit scare-mongering, but it’s actually teh bipartisanship. Gergen (via Digby):

In my judgment it’s a tragedy for the country to have a bill this important, a historic piece of legislation, pass with only one party voting for it.

Broder tomorrow (no link from me):

But even those Republicans who were initially inclined to do that — and there were at least a handful of them — were turned away by the White House and the Senate Democratic leaders, who never lifted their sights much beyond the Democratic ranks.

[…]

It would help a lot if he reached out personally to those few Republicans who might still want to improve the bill rather than sink it. And it would help even more if he shamed the Democrats into rescinding some of the crasser bargains they made to buy votes along the way.

The country would welcome even a few signs that this legislation has bipartisan support.

It makes sense when you think about it: deficit scare-mongering requires a little bit of number crunching or at least a few google searches.

But you can whine about bipartianship and all the Republicans that would have supported the bill if only Obama had sweet-talked them without even mentioning the name of a single Republican Senator. It’s just easier.

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Freak

by John Cole|  December 23, 20099:40 pm| 150 Comments

This post is in: Sports

And now for something completely different- ten minutes of the greatest running back of the modern era:

For some reason, I remember a run on a Thanksgiving day game being outstanding, but I can not remember the exact run. And really, the only other argument I would accept is Sweetness.

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And Another Thing

by John Cole|  December 23, 20098:56 pm| 385 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Another thing that really pisses me off about this jihad against Rahm Emanuel is that the message it implicitly sends is that Obama is not calling the shots- he’s just Rahm’s puppet. That is explicitly a Republican frame- that Obama is weak and an empty suit.

Idiots. We’ve got the Democrats so mad at Republican obstructionism that we actually got 58 and two independents to vote for HCR reform, even bipartisanship fetishists like Evan Bayh are spitting mad, and the left wing of the party ant to do whatever they can to destroy Obama because he hasn’t done everything they want in 11 months.

And you can not convince me that a lot of this isn’t just the same old PUMA bullshit. BTW- has Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild vented about the public option yet?

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You People Suck

by John Cole|  December 23, 20098:09 pm| 193 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

No HCR in this thread or else.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 23, 20095:23 pm| 250 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

For anything other than the usual crap that you all have been bitching about in the last 400 threads.

And I’m sure one of you delicate flowers will decide this is a personal attack on you.

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Madder than a wet hen

by DougJ|  December 23, 20093:07 pm| 306 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Good News For Conservatives

One of my local Congresspeople just came out against the current Senate health care bill:

Supporters of the weak Senate bill say “just pass it — any bill is better than no bill.”

I strongly disagree — a conference report is unlikely to sufficiently bridge the gap between these two very different bills.

It’s time that we draw the line on this weak bill and ask the Senate to go back to the drawing board. The American people deserve at least that.

This is Louise Slaughter, chair of the Rules Committee, which makes her the number 5 or 6 person in the House.

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I Don’t Understand

by John Cole|  December 23, 20091:12 pm| 211 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

How could this be:

Rebuffed this month by skeptical lawmakers when it sought finances to buy a prison in rural Illinois, the Obama administration is struggling to come up with the money to replace the Guantánamo Bay prison.

As a result, officials now believe that they are unlikely to close the prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, and transfer its population of terrorism suspects until 2011 at the earliest — a far slower timeline for achieving one of President Obama’s signature national security policies than they had previously hinted.

While Mr. Obama has acknowledged that he would miss the Jan. 22 deadline for closing the prison that he set shortly after taking office, the administration appeared to take a major step forward last week when he directed subordinates to move “as expeditiously as possible” to acquire the Thomson Correctional Center, a nearly vacant maximum-security Illinois prison, and to retrofit it to receive Guantánamo detainees.

I’ve been told, repeatedly, that all Obama needs to do is say he wants something, and the House and Senate will give it to him. If only he would use the bully pulpit, I am sure the 90 some Senators who gave him the finger on this issue this summer will turn around and vote the way he wants on what he wants. And if that doesn’t work, there is always reconciliation.

At some point, people are going to realize that the problem is not this administration, but the Senate. There is a reason the House and Senate leadership have not introduced a bill regarding DADT and DOMA. I wonder what it is?

And yes, it is maddening. There is a whole list of things Obama has not done that I would really like for him to do, and many of them are inexcusable and rest wholly on his shoulders.

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