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President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

The lights are all blinking red.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

T R E 4 5 O N

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Not all heroes wear capes.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

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Hoocoodanode!

by John Cole|  December 4, 200911:23 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Apparently conservative Democrats are a lot like Republicans in many more ways than we knew:

Senate Finance Chairman Max Baucus’ office confirmed late Friday night that the Montana Democrat was carrying on an affair with his state office director, Melodee Hanes, when he nominated her to be U.S. attorney in Montana.

According to a source familiar with their relationship, Hanes and Baucus began their relationship in the summer of 2008 – nearly a year before Baucus and his wife, Wanda, formally separated in April. The Senator has since divorced his wife.

Hanes ended her employment with Baucus in the spring of this year.

It just never stops. Is Baucus one of the “family values” creeps, too?

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This is just wrong

by DougJ|  December 4, 200910:28 pm| 264 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, General Stupidity

As fucked up our own criminal justice system is, this seems incomprehensibly insane to me:

An Italian jury has found American student Amanda Knox and her Italian boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito guilty in the stabbing death of British exchange student Meredith Kercher.

Knox was sentenced to 26 years in prison and Sollecito was sentenced to 25 years.


Timothy Egan
ably details what an absurd case this was.

This is something I can’t explain and perhaps it’s irrational: I realize that all kinds of terrible crimes occur all over the world all the time, but it always seems worse to me when the crime is perpetrated by a state. Especially when it’s the type of western, democratic, capitalist state that it is supposed to represent the last word in human civilization.

Thank God the Italians don’t have the death penalty.

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Another Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 4, 20099:25 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Jeebus, you people fill open threads fast sometimes.

Apparently commenter Renato is polling us on the top ten films of the decade, since it is near the end of 2009. Place your picks below, and if I have energy, we will do a poll in the next couple of weeks.

*** Update ***

Camera battery is dead, but here is an old Tunch pic to soothe the afficionados:

attackcat

I’ll have some more tomorrow, plus I am dogsitting Tammy’s Samantha, so there should be some fun pics there, too.

*** Update #2 ***

Please, no Monk finale spoilers, I forgot to watch last weeks and won’t catch up on both until tomorrow.

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Friday Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 4, 20096:06 pm| 412 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Been a long week for a number of reasons, none of which I want to go into. At any rate, planning on settling into a long night of sitting in the chair with a dog on my lap, reading and watching the last Monk episode. Pad thai is on the menu.

Oh, btw- I love craigs list. Bought a couple month old lazy-boy in mint condition for a hundred and fifty bucks (because I’m not married and I don’t have to color coordinate everything because that’s how I roll). They were given a new chair and did not have room for the old one, so sold it for dirt cheap. I think Lily likes it more than me, though. I have to put my drink down before I sit now, though, because Lily starts to jump up onto my lap before my butt even hits the seat. At any rate, she has figured out that wedged in between my thigh and the arm rest allows her to stay snug and warm and she can then rest her head on my lap. I’m cool with that.

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Instincts My Ass

by John Cole|  December 4, 20093:40 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Via Sully, this from Reihan:

Remember that the bitterest opponents of the Clinton-era U.S. interventions in Kosovo and Haiti were conservatives like Tom DeLay, who condemned the Clinton administration for treating “foreign policy as social work,” in Michael Mandelbaum’s evocative phrase. The post-9/11 moment represented a departure from this conservative suspicion of nation-building, as Jacksonian sentiments were yoked to the ambitious project of building democracies in the Muslim world. But now that Obama, a man most conservatives dislike and distrust, is the steward of that effort, those conservative instincts are making a comeback. Jason Chaffetz represents the beginning of a wave—and it’s not obvious that Obama can do anything to stop it.

Instincts my ass. What do Clinton and Obama have in common that separates them from Bush?

I already told you what is going to happen. There will be a growing right flank that opposes the escalation in Afghanistan that will become more vocal in the next couple of months. And then, after the “surge,” when Obama starts to draw down forces in Afghanistan, this right flank will become noticeably quieter and then start to yell “defeatist” and “soft on national security” and “Obama wants to lose” along with the rank and file.

We all know what is going on here. Chaffetz might be an outlier, and may honestly believe in bringing home the troops, but anyone who thinks there is a growing legitimate “dove” movement in the GOP is smoking crack rock.

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Memphis in the meantime

by DougJ|  December 4, 20092:59 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

While many were blithely discussing Afghanistan and the economy, one Tennessee mayor launched a brave assault in defense of Christmas:

According to The Commercial Appeal, Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman posted the statements on his Facebook page and said the president is Muslim. Obama is Christian.

“We sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose,” he wrote, according to the paper.

His Facebook page can only be accessed by people he has approved as friends. Arlington is a city of about 7,600 residents about 25 miles northeast of Memphis.

In the extensive posting, he also attacked the president’s supporters, saying “…you obama people need to move to a muslim country…oh wait, that’s America….pitiful.”

I didn’t know the wingers liked Peanuts so much. I thought some of the characters were rumored to be teh ghey.

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The right kind of people

by DougJ|  December 4, 20092:18 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

I haven’t been following Crashergate that closely, so I only recently became aware of the grave threat that Desiree Rogers poses to our civilization. About half-way through this article (GOS via TNC), it hit me, she’s black, right?

The 50-year-old Rogers arrived in Washington this year to great fanfare, no small amount of it of her own making. She entered the East Wing in a whirlwind of media exposure. She was featured in the glossy pages of Vogue — beating the first lady’s appearance in the fashion bible by a month. For a profile in WSJ, the Wall Street Journal’s slick magazine, stylists outfitted Rogers in luxury fashions from Prada and Jil Sander and she posed in the first lady’s garden tossing a flirtatious smile over her shoulder.

Early in her tenure, Rogers made a trip to New York City during February’s fashion week. She sat in the front row of runway shows such as Donna Karan and smiled for the flock of photographers who descended on the striking Obama gatekeeper with her pixie cut, stylish wardrobe and high-altitude heels. She dabbled in a world of hipsters and art scene know-it-alls in her attempt to bring a contemporary gleam to the White House. And she seemed to thrive on all the attention. She has come across as a big-picture manager, not one focused on details.

It’s not entirely accurate to say that WaPo would never write about a white person this way, because they certainly wrote about the Clintons this way. It’s also true that they wouldn’t write about, say, Condi Rice, this way (what with all the figure skating and concert-piano playing and Stanford provosting and whatnot).

But what this article is really saying is that Desiree Rogers isn’t the right kind of person. That’s what Socksgate and Travelgate and all that other bullshit was about too — the Clintons weren’t the right kind of people. It’s what all the bullshit about Michelle Obama’s iPod and bare arms is about too.

I hate to go on and on about this, but it’s pretty remarkable that the media insisted the Clintons being investigated for using White House postage to send letters form from their cat and that the Obama White House be investigated because two weirdos crashed a White House party, but that the Bush White House should never be investigated for torture, politicizing the DOJ, falsifying intelligence, and (not that that I think this one is important but it is similar to the kinds of trivialities that are deemed important when they happen under Clinton or Obama) having a male prostitute show up to lob softball questions at Wthie House briefings.

It’s just plain weird.

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