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So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

We are learning that “working class” means “white” for way too many people.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

This fight is for everything.

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

Also, are you sure you want people to rate your comments?

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

You cannot love your country only when you win.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

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Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

by John Cole|  December 6, 20098:16 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes

As frustrating as it is for you and me to have to deal with our hopeless beltway media, imagine how frustrating it must be if you are Obama. Well, now you don’t need to imagine:

In a little noticed aside at the end of Thursday’s jobs summit, Obama effectively painted the press as an obstacle to not just the much-needed economic recovery, but to America recovering its 20th Century position as an economic powerhouse.

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But then Obama made a turn, and went after the press, specifically the group of network correspondents who had interviewed Obama on his trip to Beijing. The full passage follows after the jump.

    Obama: But it’s not going to come easily and it is going to require a level of cooperation and a willingness to work strategically together that we have not seen over the last several years. And frankly, this town and the way the political dialogue is structured right now is not conducive to what we need to do to be globally competitive. And all of you are leaders in your communities — in the business sector and the labor sector, in academia, we even have a few pundits here — it is important to understand what’s at stake and that we can’t keep on playing games.

    I mentioned that I was in Asia on this trip thinking about the economy, when I sat down for a round of interviews. Not one of them asked me about Asia. Not one of them asked me about the economy. I was asked several times about had I read Sarah Palin’s book. (Laughter.) True. But it’s an indication of how our political debate doesn’t match up with what we need to do and where we need to go.

Pretty pointed stuff, and I have little doubt that the president was actually irked by this at the time. Through both the campaign and his presidency, Obama has made little secret of his disdain for some of the horse-race, tabloid elements of the press corps–though his political and communications staff are not above sometimes exploiting those same tendencies for their own benefit. Obama meets regularly off-the-record and on-the-record meals with columnists who his advisers see as more intellectually substantive (or politically influential). But he has not done the same with beat reporters, whom, as he suggested Thursday, sometimes do a disservice to the country with the journalistic equivalent of ambulance chasing.

Is there any doubt in your mind that Obama is not 100% correct about the press being an obstacle? Think of all the mindless crap churned up the last few months in the media. Christ, Chuck Todd’s twitter feed alone justifies Obama’s remark. At any rate, this reminds me of one of my favorite Obama quotes from last year:

I often find myself trapped by the questions and thinking to myself, ‘You know, this is a stupid question, but let me … answer it.’ Instead of being appropriately [the tape is garbled]. So when Brian Williams is asking me about what’s a personal thing that you’ve done [that’s green], and I say, you know, ‘Well, I planted a bunch of trees.’ And he says, ‘I’m talking about personal.’ What I’m thinking in my head is, ‘Well, the truth is, Brian, we can’t solve global warming because I f–––ing changed light bulbs in my house. It’s because of something collective’.

For some reason, I have this clip running through my head right now:

You get the point.

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the RightPost + Comments (103)

TWOC, continued

by DougJ|  December 6, 20095:54 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

Mister C asks of the Jesus retail store ratings:

Where is Neiman Marcus? too Jew from the get-go?

Am I reading too much into The War On Christmas when I think that forcing retailers to talk about the Baby Jesus is especially troubling in light of the fact that so many retail stores were founded by Jewish Americans? Anyway, a lot of the big department stores (Saks, Bergdorf, Neiman, for example) have huge Christmas displays — isn’t that enough already?

Is there something a bit more sinister than meets the eye with all this forced Jesusism? Or have I just had too much to drink?

I guess that when I think of forcing people to say “the baby Jesus thanks you for this purchase”, it just sounds like something out of Medieval Europe to me.

TWOC, continuedPost + Comments (159)

Choke

by John Cole|  December 6, 20094:07 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Sports, Assholes

For christ sakes Steelers.

At least you have sucked so much this season I won’t have to put up with this shit in the post-season.

After the collapse the last month, I may rename my cat Brady.

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Ronaldus Magnus never got called an asshole

by DougJ|  December 6, 20092:55 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

In the comments of yesterday’s post about the possible Swishboating of Charlie Crist, someone (I can’t find it now) pointed me to this piece by nice-guy, Sam’s Club Conservative Reihan Salam. The entire piece is about how it isn’t about whether or not Crist is gay; in other words, it’s an extended and obvious exercise in raising doubts about Crists’s sexual preference while pretending to focus on other issues.

I guess what strikes me about the article is what an asshole Salam is. I have the exact same reaction to Ross Douthat, with his holy wars, his cruel caricature of chunky Reese Witherspoon and so on. And these are the two who are constantly held up by Sullivan and the TNRers as the kind of smart, decent, virtuous conservatives we should all love and admire.

This all goes, of course, to something that John has touched on before.

It’s very strange to me that the entire conservative movement worships Ronald Reagan, whose greatest political asset was that he didn’t some across as an asshole, and yet there are almost no contemporary conservatives — in the media or in elected office — who make any effort to come across as something other than an asshole. I just don’t get it.

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NFL Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 6, 200912:35 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Sports

I guess today we see how complete the Steeler’s slide is, as they host the Raiders at home. If they lose this one…

NFL Open ThreadPost + Comments (142)

Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets

by DougJ|  December 6, 200911:42 am| 241 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, General Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

House-to-house fighting has turned The War On Christmas into an unwinnable quagmire:

We’re asking YOU to decide which retailers are “Christmas-friendly.” They want your patronage and your gift-shopping dollars, but do they openly recognize Christmas?

Please post your rating and share your comments, which will go directly to retailers and appear on this site. Then, forward them to a friend!

Who knew that Best Buy hated the baby Jesus so much?


Comment
: Totally disgusted with Best Buy. Got my weekly ad in the paper wishing everyone a Happy Eid al-Adha. Never saw anything from Best Buy wishing customers a Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas. I have spent thousand at Best Buy over the years. Won’t spend another penny there. BB hope you have a Happy Eid al-Adha. I’ll be having a very Merry Christmas spending my $$$’s at another electronic store.

Comment: I wish I knew about this store prior to my purchase. The service was good and they were friendly. No Happy Holidays, no Merry Cchristmas nothing. Now I know why. Last time I shop here.

Gap too:

Comment: I went into the store and asked a manager about their Christmas policy. The manager was very polite,but didn’t know anything about their Christmas policy. She took my number and promised to call me when she had more information. I never heard from her. I will not shop at Gap. There are plenty of other stores out there to take my money. Merry Christmas!!!!!!

Comment: I have shopped at GAP since I was in high school. Unfortunately for GAP and its sister companies, I will no longer be patronizing any of their stores until a drastic change is made in their advertising in regards to honoring the GOD who gives them each breath.

Comment: First thing I notice is that they are only playing non-Christian Christmas songs (Jingle Bells, etc.). Unacceptable. I ask a clerk, “What is the reason for the season?” and I get back “What?”. I buy a shirt and when they ask me what kind of wrapping paper, I reply that I want nativity paper or something showing the baby Jesus. They say they only have snowflakes and snowmen and green/red paper. What does green and red have to do with JESUS?

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CBS Sunday Morning

by John Cole|  December 6, 20099:04 am| 77 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here is your thread.

Also, here is a great video about Evelyn Bridges, the woman who rescued Bitsy. She was named the “Person of the Week” by her local tv station.

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