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He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

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Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

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This Is Different

by John Cole|  February 7, 20099:52 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Via memeorandum, this:

Sweet jeebus.

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Blogroll Amnesty

by John Cole|  February 7, 20099:08 am| 146 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Previous Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

I missed Blogroll Amnesty day, as I always manage to miss every blog “holiday” of note, so I wanted to give everyone and option to promote some up and coming blogs, some blogs that are worth checking out but get little attention, etc. Consider this your thread.

One of the things I have noticed is that I just don’t seem to link as many “small” blogs as I once used to, and that is in large part due to two things. First, people don’t email me links to their blogs as often as they used to, and I can’t figure out why. I get dozens of links to news stories or major blogs every day, but little in the way of links to smaller blogs. Seriously, it is worth your time to email me if you have something to share, and I do read my email and the comments (apparently not closely or frequently enough- check the update) when I have time.

Second, the most valuable source of links for me is the comments. I honestly don’t know how other bloggers without comments do it, or why.

So here it is. Blogroll Amnesty day. Add your links, and in a day or so I will add a Blogroll Amnesty link on the sidebar and add five or so links.

Also, let me take this time to note that chief Tunch hater, Laura W., who seems to have dedicated her life to lowering Tunch’s self-esteem by collecting a series of spiteful comments about his weight, seems to have a mini-scandal regarding her own cat’s porcine appearance:

“I’ve fallen and I can’t don’t want to get up.”

Want to know why there is nothing in the picture but Walter? He ate everything else. All those little things in the picture? That isn’t gravel. Those are moons drawn to Walter’s gravitational force. Wonder what he is looking at in that picture? A hamburger off in the distance.

I think a round of Walter jokes is in order. Also, from now on, every picture of Tunch will be accompanied by a picture of Walter, so as to make Tunch look slim by comparison.

*** Update ***

Somehow, in my eagerness to mock Walter, I missed the fact that he is no longer with us. This post fails. As such, a loving remembrance of Walter:

Inadvertently mocking a valued commenter’s deceased pet has to be the new low for this website.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 7, 20098:13 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Have at it. Trying to find something about the stimulus bill, but everything seems so vague. I can’t figure out what exactly was cut from the MSM write-ups.

I am watching Comedy Central for the Daily Show this morning, and there is an infomercial for the “Slap Chop,” which may be the most pointless invention I have ever seen. Do people not use chef’s knives these days?

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TGIF

by John Cole|  February 6, 20096:43 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Long day, finally done. Time for some pets:

Claim your pets.

Also, I think we might have a new competition/award around these here parts. Start thinking of nominees, and maybe we will have our election in a week or so.

At any rate, this will have to do as your open thread for now.

*** Update ***

Don’t forget, Monk tonight.

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Unspoofable

by John Cole|  February 6, 20094:58 pm| 153 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

Via Sullivan, this:

“We are in the early stages of the Reid/Obama/Pelosi recession and nothing they are even talking about doing will help.”– Grover Norquist, writing in the National Review Online, 6 February 2009, three weeks after the inauguration

You. Can’t. Spoof. These. People.

They have no shame. None.

*** Update ***

Just so we are clear how brazen and shameless and amazing this is, the NBER has determined that the recession started in December 2007, thirteen months before the Obama inauguration. As I write this, there have been sixteen posts, and none of the other authors there have corrected them, although Ramesh Ponneru took issue with a different aspect of his post.

The whole Republican barrel of apples is rotten.

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Just Plain Clueless

by John Cole|  February 6, 20094:33 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

According to the Huffington Post, many Republicans oppose placing limits on CEO pay:

Senate Minority Leader Jon Kyl (R-AZ) blamed the “tone deaf” bankers for creating the political environment that allowed Obama to call for a cap.

“Because of their excesses, very bad things begin to happen, like the United States government telling a company what it can pay its employees. That’s not a good thing in America,” Kyl told the Huffington Post.

“What executives have done is troubling, but it’s equally troubling to have government telling shareholders how much they can pay the executives,” said Sen. Mel Martinez (R-FL).

Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) said that he is “one of the chief defenders of Obama on the Republican side,” but “as I was listening to him make those statements [about executive pay], I thought, is this still America? Do we really tell people how to run [a business], and who to pay and how much to pay?”

I really don’t understand what the problem for Republicans is here- the Democratic proposal is not to tell every company all over the United States what to pay their executives, it is a proposal designed to protect taxpayer dollars. Unless I am mistaken (and I may be wrong with some details, if so correct me), what they are stating is that IF you take bailout money, meaning if you have driven your company so far into the ground that you have to come, hat in hand, to the American public for a bailout, the most you can be paid is a half a million dollars that year.

There is nothing wrong with that, and given these companies have spent the last few months blowing TARP funds on all sorts of nonsense, to include bonuses to employees, junkets, and new offices, it makes complete and perfect sense to me. Given that just today we are learning these banks and CEO’s got $80 billion too much money, this makes this even more sense. Additionally, there is an easy way to not fall under these regulations: don’t take any bailout money.

In other words, no one is having their pay limited except for people running companies that are on the dole. As the article notes, we already do this with another class of citizens- welfare recipients. However, there is an even better example from recent months of Senators deciding they should dictate how much people are made. Here is John Kyl, worried today about government telling employees how much they can make, just a few weeks ago:

Here is Sen. Inhofe in a press release opposing the auto industry bailout:

For example, there are no provisions in the language that specifically direct the ‘car czar’ to take any specific restructuring actions, such as renegotiating union contracts or debt obligations.

And then there is this:

The chief executives of Detroit’s Big Three auto makers appearing before Congress today don’t make the kind of money that Wall Street bosses pull down, but they could still face tough questions about executive compensation.

The legislation under consideration by the Senate would require the government to bar bonuses for executives making more than $250,000. The bill in the House of Representatives has similar provisions for those companies receiving loans, demanding no bonuses to employees making more than $200,000, no “golden parachutes” payouts to fleeing executives and “no compensation plan that could encourage manipulation of reported earnings to enhance compensation.”

Spokesmen at Ford Motor Co. and General Motors Corp. said their companies are still reviewing the bills released Monday night but added that the auto makers are already taking steps themselves that would effectively institute similar kinds of caps.

In other words, they are perfectly content to dictate the wages of hundreds of thousands of auto workers who make 40-80k a year, but the notion of limiting Wall Street CEO’s to half a million dollars a year if (and only if) they take government money upsets them deeply. How clueless are these guys? Do they just think no one will notice?

Put aside the fact that they honestly have no idea what socialism is, but are they completely unable to see how this is playing in the public?

Obligatory Amazon link to The Corporation (irony is dead here).

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A Reminder

by John Cole|  February 6, 20092:20 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, General Stupidity

In case you forgot or need to be cheered up.

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