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Interesting discussion at FDL

by DougJ|  January 10, 20095:52 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Media

There’s an interesting discussion going on at the FireDogLake book salon about Andrew Gelman’s book Red State, Blue State, Rich State, Poor State:

In fact, for all the talk in recent years about working class conservatives and latte liberals, Gelman shows convincingly that rich people remain loyal Republicans while those further down the economic ladder support the Democrats. What is true is that wealthier states such as Connecticut back the Democrats while poor states such as Mississippi prefer the GOP, with middle income states such as Ohio forming the swing constituency. Still, though Mississippi as a whole is poor and Republican, the base of Republican support in the state is wealthy Mississippians not poor ones. The famous red/blue maps are misleading in this regard, prompting people to use a fallacy of composition and assume that Republican voters have the characteristics (low income) of Republican states.

Nor, Gelman shows, is it true that downscale voters are ruled by their religious or moral sentiments rather than economic self-interest. On the contrary, religiosity and opinions about hot-bottom cultural issues have little impact on the voting behavior of poor Americans. It’s among the wealthy where you see cultural issues making a big difference and religiosity highly correlated with voting behavior.

In particular, in rich states voting patterns show little correlation with income. The poor of Connecticut, in other words, vote pretty similarly to the rich of Connecticut. This isn’t the case in poor states, where poor people are dramatically more likely than rich people to vote Democratic. The difference is that the rich people in the rich states are much more culturally liberal than the rich people in the poor states. The result is the famous “culture war” waged not between yuppies and the working class, but between the wealthy residents of wealthy states and the wealthy residents of poor states.

Much media confusion about American politics then stems from what’s essentially a coincidence—political journalists are heavily concentrated in places like Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, Maryland, and California that exhibit the voting behaviors of rich states. It is true in those places that voting behavior features little income polarization and that wealthy people are generally well-disposed toward the Democrats. Political commentary from David Brooks on the right to Tom Frank on the left is often dominated by the assumption that you can extrapolate from political patterns in places like Maryland out to the country as a whole.

The truth hurts.

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NFL Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 10, 20094:24 pm| 205 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Some good old-fashioned American style football is on the tv today, not to be confused with that sissified European style stuff that might appeal to bon vivants, raconteurs, and other French sounding furrriner types (or even filthy Surrey schoolboys such as Sullivan). Nope- we are talking real men with leather balls.

At any rate, as a Steelers fan and near professional Ray Lewis hater, I am grudgingly rooting for the Titans over the Ravens, and while I would not be so crass to say so out loud, I might more accurately be described as rooting for injuries.

In the girlie-man NFC, I will clearly be rooting for the Cardinals for the sheer novelty of it.

Also, completely OT, but it occurs to me that we need a correspondent in the field for the inauguration. Preferably someone familiar with all internet traditions and in possession of a digital camera. My first choice just announced that he will be “reporting” from Israel, so any volunteers?

*** Update ***

For all you haters out there who like to give Tunch grief because he is undertall, my friend Tammy has sent along a picture of her 31.5 pound cat (and no, that was not a typo), Tyler. And believe me, this is a slimming picture taken from two to three of his good angles, as he actually looks bigger in real life:

I have no idea what he is doing with his tongue, but there is a solid chance he might be trying to eat himself.

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It Is Apparently That Time Of Year Again

by Tim F|  January 10, 200912:34 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

It appears that Balloon-Juice is up for a weblog award again. Some of you may not know why I sat the awards out this year, so let me tell you a story full of sordid maneuvers, backroom deals, tragedy, triumph and innocent victims. You see, at this time last year John had not registered Democratic at that point so a case could be made that Cole, the maverick Republican blogger who left RedState when Republicanism betrayed Barry Goldwater, better represents conservatism than Republican zombies who fill the conservative category every year. It was gratifying when the judges agreed. Completely incidental and not at all on my mind at the time, the bitter tears from rightwingers who take the contest far too seriously, and who certainly would have lost a one to eleven split vote, would have been delicious.

Then something happened that may never be explained. Maybe the bitter tears angle occurred to the judges. Maybe their inbox filled up with youtube vids of Michelle Malkin spelling out threatening messages in her cheerleader outfit. Maybe something even more mind-bogglingly awful happened. Officially the awards gurus mysteriously discovered a bug in the code that ‘forced’ them to bump us and the Jawa Report from the conservative category, but you and I and Gene “Time Cube” Ray know that there is more to the story than that. I can handle what happened to us; a reasonable but mistaken person could see our candidacy as an inspired attempt to raise trouble in blogland right. Seeing the innocent guys at Jawa go down, however, still weighs heavy on my conscience.

The judges bumped us into a harder category, so we won that instead. Here’s how we did it. (1) We put up awful music videos and threatened more if we lost, and (2) we embedded the post on our front page. The difference between pre-embed and post-embed was astronomical. So, here goes. If Tbogg’s total does not go up sharply we can start with Celine Dion.

Don’t split the vote. Tbogg ’08!

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The Puppy Post

by John Cole|  January 10, 20099:52 am| 25 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

Emailers, I have heard your pleas. Here is an all in one puppy update.

That Sports Illustrated had it coming.

Profile of Ginny.

A profile of Guesly.

Napping. And for those of you who were wondering which one is the “Alpha” dog, this video might shed some light on that question:

They are like that every moment they are awake, and then they periodically collapse for naps for a bit, and then they are back at it again non-stop. Enjoy.

BTW- For those of you doing your Saturday cleaning, there is a Monkathon on USA.

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At What Point Will She Shoulder Some Blame?

by John Cole|  January 10, 20099:41 am| 182 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity

The Palin revisionism continues in earnest from Robert Stacy McCain:

Yet somewhere between Bush’s historic triumph in November 2004 (when he became the first president since 1988 to be elected by a popular-vote majority) and November 2006, the wheels fell off the Permanent Republican Majority. Suddenly, as if awakened from fairy-tale slumbers, conservative intellectuals began to regret that George W. Bush was not one of them.

Think about it. Peggy Noonan, Christopher Buckley, David Frum — what is the thread that connects them? All worked as speechwriters: Noonan for Reagan, Buckley for Bush 41, Frum for Bush 43. While these Republican wordsmiths had all praised Dubya’s machismo magnificence when he was contrasted with such pompous rivals as Al Gore and John Kerry, the bloom fell off that rose after 2006.

That born-again, down-to-earth, drawling Texas thing — somehow, it had once made Bush seem like Gary Cooper in High Noon. But as the disasters mounted and the poll numbers headed southward, that Gary Cooper glow faded and these conservative intellectuals turned on their TVs to behold, with unspeakable horror, President Jethro Bodine.

Thus their reaction to Sarah Palin. While the Republican Party grassroots looked at Palin and saw an American Margaret Thatcher (except much sexier), the conservative intellectuals looked at her and saw . . . Vice President Ellie Mae Clampett.

Look, I voted for Bush twice, and quickly came to regret it, so I am not going to pick on people who are belatedly figuring out Bush was and is a disaster. After all, what would be the point of picking on someone who is only a marginally slower learner than me?

But the Palin revisionism has got to stop. Palin’s problems were HER fault, not the fault of her handlers, not the fault of a liberal media, and most certainly not the fault of George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals.” The reason folks saw VP Ellie Mae Clampett was not because of residual Bush hatred or because they were projecting Bush’s failures onto Palin, but because of Palin’s own actions.

To my knowledge, George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” didn’t force her to lie on the stump for several weeks straight with her “thanks, but no thanks” line about the Bridge to Nowhere. George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” didn’t take part in the prep work before her disastrous Gibson interview, and Bush probably could have been counted on to give a marginally better description of the Bush doctrine (and, in fact, “conservative intellectuals” actually prostituted themselves out to provide Palin cover for her gaffe). George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” didn’t tell Palin to say all the stupid things she said to Katie Couric. George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” didn’t buy her two hundred grand worth of clothing and force her to wear it. George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” didn’t tell her to ignore every question at the debate and instead ramble on inanely about whatever her talking points were. George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” didn’t get Palin to whip up McCain/Palin crowds into something that resembled a modern day Triumph of the Will. George Bush and the “conservative intellectuals” aren’t responsible for Palin’s muddled answer about Hamas. And on and on.

One person is responsible for all that, and her name is Sarah Palin. Maybe you could ding George Bush for being such a disaster that people are no longer going to put up with this kind of idiocy, and maybe you could ding George Bush for creating a political climate that is inhospitable for incoherent rambling redneck know-nothings.

But you can’t blame George Bush or the “conservative intellectuals” for Sarah Palin being, well, Sarah Palin. Vice President Ellie Mae Clampett is a product of one person, and that person is Sarah Palin.

Moving along, McCain moves from the merely silly to the absurd:

Just as the conservative intellectuals once projected their hopes onto Dubya, now they project their disappointments onto Sarah. But the fault is theirs, not hers. And Sarah has something the intellectuals don’t have — an army. Brother, I’ve seen that army.

So you can take your David Frums and your David Brookses, and let Sarah take that army and, by God, we’ll see whose Republican Party this is.

We know full well whose party it is, and that is why it is President-elect Obama and moderates and independents fled to the Democratic party in 2008. And please stop with the Reagan comparisons. Reagan, for whatever faults he may have had, spent the better part of several decades repeatedly enunciating his beliefs. You may not have agreed with his vision for America, but he had one. Sarah Palin, by contrast, ran Wasilla into debt, sent a load of checks to Alaskans as governor while creating several scandals, and then spent three months on the trail winkin’ and not blinkin’ while mumbling something about “socialists” and “thanks but no thanks” and “pals around with terrorists.”

You guys keep running with that. We’ll see how that works out.

*** Update ***

This:

Now Palin is hiring her own handlers, making her own decisions, speaking freely. And if anything, the results are even worse than they were in 2008.

Watch the Ziegler interview yourself, and you will see what I mean. Ziegler represented a new and subtle kind of danger for Palin, the overly friendly interview. Ziegler’s questions were all traps, no less dangerous for being set unwittingly. Palin stumbled into every one.

Again and again, Ziegler invited Palin to engage in self-pity and self-excuse – and again and again she accepted.

I wonder who they will blame for her decisions now?

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Blah blah Blago

by DougJ|  January 10, 200912:57 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

I realize he’s trying to sound like a man of the people here, but this from Broder is telling:

When and if Roland Burris claims the Senate seat from Illinois formerly occupied by Barack Obama, it will represent the greatest climb-down by an incoming president since Sam Nunn turned Bill Clinton around on the issue of gays in the military at the start of Clinton’s first term.

Fortunately for Obama, the voters are much more concerned with the economy and Obama’s effort to fix it than they are with the infighting over the Illinois Senate seat.

Do the words “fortunately” and “the economy” (given the shape the economy is in) really belong in the same sentence? And isn’t it a bit unseemly to lament (as Broder seems to) that the country is so focused on real problems that it can’t be bothered to impeach Obama for a scandal to which he has no real connection?

From the beginning of BlagoGate, or whatever they’re calling it, my feeling has been that unless the dude wanted $700 billion for the seat, it just wasn’t that big of a story. Not now. Throw the guy in jail if he broke the law. But unlike one recent high-profile governmental felon I could name, his corruption isn’t tied up with an effort to sell an unnecessary war that’s caused thousands of deaths, destroyed the country’s prestige abroad, and cost the treasury as much as 3.5 trillion dollars. (It goes without saying that the same applies to Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and even Duke Cunningham.)

So it’s fine what we can all have our fun joking about Burris’s mausoleum, Blago’s poor-man’s-Elvis haircut, and the like, but there is absolutely nothing fortunate about facing the worst financial crisis since World War II. Unless you’re David Broder.

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New Monk

by John Cole|  January 9, 20098:59 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture

BTW. It’s a jungle out there.

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