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Today in Santorum

by $8 blue check mistermix|  May 29, 20119:33 am| 51 Comments

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Apparently, Rick Santorum has a Twitter problem along with his Google problem. (via)

Also, too: Dog pee can’t stop Santorum.

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  1. 1.

    Tom Levenson

    May 29, 2011 at 9:35 am

    Oh Behave!

    Hot coffee through the nose is just a bit uncomfortable — but snorting with delighted derision, is perhaps, adequate compensation for same.

  2. 2.

    Bort

    May 29, 2011 at 9:36 am

    Santorum on their lips? Hygeine people! Use proper hygeine!

  3. 3.

    Southern Beale

    May 29, 2011 at 9:38 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ……

  4. 4.

    OC

    May 29, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Three freudian slips in a row. Must be some kind of record.

  5. 5.

    Poopyman

    May 29, 2011 at 9:40 am

    @Tom Levenson: I barely prevented the same thing, and had to turn away from the monitor lest I read the next tweet. Shades of Monty Python’s Most Dangerous Joke.

    Are we sure RickSantorumPR isn’t a fake? Actually, I’m assuming it is until proven otherwise. Just too rich to be Rick.

  6. 6.

    Cat Lady

    May 29, 2011 at 9:43 am

    Couldn’t happen to a more worthy sanctimonious prick. Personal humiliation is the way to fight them since they can’t be reasoned with. No one can stand to be mocked forever, except maybe Palin who’s delusional.

    ETA: I’m assuming that the Twitter account is a spoof. It has to be. It HAS to be.

  7. 7.

    Joseph Nobles

    May 29, 2011 at 9:44 am

    Accounts that end in PR usually are parody accounts, like this one. A more famous example was @BPGlobalPR.

  8. 8.

    arguingwithsignposts

    May 29, 2011 at 9:45 am

    @Poopyman: Obvious fake, yhink bpglobalpr. There are other hilarious tweets at the link. Don’t look with beverages in mouth.

  9. 9.

    aimai

    May 29, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Obvious fake but fascinating all the same. The conversion of Santorum’s name into an obscenity is so subtle that even ordinary campaign style slogans (this is from the fake twitter feed) like:

    “Come with me, America!” read like porn. Couldn’t happen to a nastier piece of work.

    aimai

  10. 10.

    John Cole

    May 29, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Anthony Weiner apparently has a twitter problem, too.

  11. 11.

    Joel

    May 29, 2011 at 9:48 am

    It’s a total fake, but well done! I love it.

  12. 12.

    Nikita

    May 29, 2011 at 9:51 am

    I saw “I’m behind America and ready to leave my mark!” retweeted by someone I follow and just about bust my gut I was laughing so hard.

  13. 13.

    Poopyman

    May 29, 2011 at 9:52 am

    @arguingwithsignposts: OK, OK. Quite obvious once I finally went straight to the site, throbbing with Santorum action:

    While you’re enjoying those Memorial Day wieners with friends and family don’t forget to spread a little Santorum at your BBQs this weekend!

  14. 14.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 29, 2011 at 9:53 am

    my mother the other night, said she doesn’t think he could win penn hills pa, much less pennsylvania. then she went on to say, that as long as the old people who remember him are around, he has no chance. she was worried that younger people might not know how horrible he is, and support him.

    as dog as my witness, i wanted to put her mind at ease, but i didn’t know how to explain it.

  15. 15.

    Poopyman

    May 29, 2011 at 9:56 am

    @John Cole:

    @anthonyweiner’s Tweets are protected.

    Well, everyone should use protection.

    What’s AW’s tweet problem?

  16. 16.

    Alex S.

    May 29, 2011 at 10:04 am

    @Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    as dog as my witness, i wanted to put her mind at ease, but i didn’t know how to explain it.

    I think ‘dog’ is a good way to start.

  17. 17.

    gypsy howell

    May 29, 2011 at 10:06 am

    @Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal:

    So instead they voted for uberdouchebag Club-For-Growther Pat Toomey, who is arguably worse because he’s smarter.

  18. 18.

    bkny

    May 29, 2011 at 10:06 am

    oh no he din’t?!?

    if i was a momma of a young republican, he wouldn’t be attending any santorum rally without protection …lololololol..

  19. 19.

    bkny

    May 29, 2011 at 10:07 am

    @Poopyman:

    http://blog.gawker.com/

  20. 20.

    geg6

    May 29, 2011 at 10:09 am

    @Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal:

    Your mom is correct. The people of Penn Hills detest him for ripping them off for all those tax dollars he took for his kids’ education when they never lived in Penn Hills but actually lived year round in DC. And abandoned home in is name was his only claim to that money and people in Penn Hills knew they didn’t and never did live in that house, which, if you’ve seen it, you know there’s no way Ricky and his huge brood had ever intended to live in it.

  21. 21.

    geg6

    May 29, 2011 at 10:13 am

    @gypsy howell:

    Actually, knowing the demographics of Penn Hills, my guess is that they voted for Joe Sestak. Doubt very much that area went for Toomey.

  22. 22.

    Kathy in St. Louis

    May 29, 2011 at 10:16 am

    Oh, no, he didn’t write those. Do you think he has an aide who does nothing but his tweets who really just hates his guts? That would be my guess.

  23. 23.

    pablo

    May 29, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Ahh.. Rick’s Google problem will be solved by his election!

  24. 24.

    Hawes

    May 29, 2011 at 10:24 am

    That whole string is brilliant and slightly nauseating. Sort of like Christopher Hitchens.

  25. 25.

    Poopyman

    May 29, 2011 at 10:25 am

    @geg6: This Post-Gazette editorial should be rerun just to remind folks of Santorum’s character.

  26. 26.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 29, 2011 at 10:29 am

    @geg6:

    one of my mom’s friends was a gop committee person or whateveryoucallit there, which is why she made the reference, her friend apparently hated santorum before it was popular. he burned many bridges.

    @gypsy howell:

    i’m cautiously optimistic that the Marcellus Shale Discount Sale, will santorize the state’s gop, but sadly, yes, there was a price to be paid for them turning their backs on santorum.

  27. 27.

    shortstop

    May 29, 2011 at 10:30 am

    @Tom Levenson: I hope I never suddenly develop such a sophisticated sense of humor that this frothy mix of jokes wouldn’t send me into gales of giggles.

  28. 28.

    arguingwithsignposts

    May 29, 2011 at 10:31 am

    @gypsy howell: Actually, in taking down Santorum, they voted for Bob Casey Jr.

  29. 29.

    Doug Harlan J

    May 29, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Awesome!

  30. 30.

    David

    May 29, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Santorum sez: Never leave your friends behind!

  31. 31.

    Daddy-O

    May 29, 2011 at 11:13 am

    Absolutely the funniest thing I’ve read on the Internets Tubes all week!

    Proof positive that Rick really really really is much stupider than even Sarah Palin. Beyond a doubt.

  32. 32.

    Jay in Oregon

    May 29, 2011 at 11:20 am

    @pablo:
    If his election lasts for more than four hours, he should probably consult a doctor.

  33. 33.

    sukabi

    May 29, 2011 at 11:28 am

    @John Cole: RawStory, DKos, and others have debunked Brietbarts’ claims of Weiner’s weiner…

  34. 34.

    Joel

    May 29, 2011 at 11:32 am

    I have to say, about the dog pee story; it sounds like Santorum is halfway to a Penthouse Forum letter and then changes it around to make a more Christianist-approved message.

  35. 35.

    Fred

    May 29, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Now that the Huckster is out, the burden is on Sanitarium to pour the jesus juice. Being the true patriot real American hero that he is, he will gladly drag that cross to the hilltop.

  36. 36.

    shortstop

    May 29, 2011 at 11:44 am

    @Daddy-O: Check out the Twitter account. Zero doubt that it’s a parody. Still hilarious.

  37. 37.

    Uncle Glenny

    May 29, 2011 at 11:49 am

    He’s the gift that keeps on giving. His campaign slogan is good too: stolen from Langston Hughes.

  38. 38.

    robertdsc-PowerBook

    May 29, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Delightfully funny. Thank you.

  39. 39.

    Greg Halpen, The Gay Guy's Love Coach

    May 29, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    I am not sure that “focusing on an outcome” is a smart thing to do. Focusing on an outcome means you are focusing on the future, and that isn’t effective whatsoever.

    Greg

  40. 40.

    Allan

    May 29, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Another parody account has just been launched, this one for Paul Ryan.

    Two faves so far:

    I don’t get it. Seniors love coupons.

    And:

    Let me repeat the *only* Americans who will be hurt by the Ryan Plan are the 79% who are currently under age 55.

  41. 41.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 29, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    @Joel:

    speaking of, kurt warner told a better version of that exact story, during one of deion sanders’ hold on player segments, of course in his version, a lady borrowed money from him at a gas station, and wanted him to follow her home so she could repay him.

    and no i don’t know why i remember him telling the story, my mind is odd like that, but.

    far be it from me to suggest that santorum is stealing from warner, or that warner’s or santorum’s story didn’t happen, but it sounds like a jesusy trope.

  42. 42.

    Violet

    May 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    @Allan:
    Did that get deleted? Shows zero tweets, followers, etc. when I looked.

  43. 43.

    ruemara

    May 29, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    @bkny:

    Someone posted about this in one of the lower threads. Said it was a breitbart related fake. I don’t care much for Wiener, but I doubt he did this.

  44. 44.

    Fred

    May 29, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    @ruemara: Yawn….are you people still dumb enough to fall for yet another Briebart manufactured stunt?

    The screen grab of Wieners twitter account was photoshopped. Shock right?! Sigh……………

    Get a clue people!

  45. 45.

    Comrade Luke

    May 29, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    @Violet: It’s now PaulRyanPR

  46. 46.

    Violet

    May 29, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    @Comrade Luke:
    Ah, thanks. I really need to get a Twitter account just to follow all these folks.

  47. 47.

    bago

    May 29, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    PR twitter accounts are an internet tradition. You should familiarize yourself with them.

  48. 48.

    Allan

    May 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    @Violet: It appears that the creator of the PaulRyanPR account has been fiddling with the name, etc. When it launched, it had no indication that it was a satire, and linked to Ryan’s congressional website. This may have violated Twitter’s terms of service, hence the adjustments.

  49. 49.

    Calouste

    May 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    @Joseph Nobles:

    “Accounts that end in PR usually are parody accounts”

    That’s an example of NewSpeak I’d like to see in more common use.

  50. 50.

    Bender

    May 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    @sukabi:

    RawStory, DKos, and others have debunked Brietbarts’ claims of Weiner’s weiner

    OOPS! Weiner cut off his Kos apologists/pixel analysts at the knees with his “my account was hacked” excuse. So the posts weren’t altered by Boogeyman Breitbart like the Kossacks “proved!” He’s admitting they were sent, just that he didn’t send them. (We’ll expect an apology from Kossacks to Breitbart about…never.)

    Of course, like every other famous person who uses that “my account was hacked” excuse after they post something stupid, Weiner’s probably lying. His innocence in this matter would involve an incredible series of coincidences that only true drones would believe.

    Look, the guy was sending a boner-shot to his side-piece and accidentally sent it as a public tweet instead of a private message. He couldn’t pull it down fast enough, and It got Out. It’s between him and his wife if he just owns up, but pols never get that the cover-up is worse than the crime, do they? They’re convinced they’re so much smarter than the ignorant simpletons who elect them.

  51. 51.

    sukabi

    May 29, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    @Bender: anyone who would believe ANYTHING Breitbart posts is an idiot. He’s been involved in more fraud than Goldman Sacs.

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