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In Birmingham They Love the Guv-nah

by Betty Cracker|  August 31, 20149:33 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

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I’m up in Alabama visiting my old granny, who is out of the hospital and doing better. Heading back home tomorrow, and I’ll swing by and visit my other old grandma on the way home, maybe take her out to lunch or something.

What are y’all doing to wrap up the holiday weekend? Is anything interesting or appalling happening in the world? I haven’t seen any news whatsoever since Friday. Please feel free to discuss whatever.

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Enough About Almonds

by John Cole|  August 31, 20149:33 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Time for an open thread.

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Open Thread: Your Superfood Is Killing California

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 20144:05 pm| 182 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

James Hamblin, at The Atlantic, because there is no choice without consequences…:

This week another large study added to the body of known cardio- vascular benefits of eating almonds. Every ounce eaten daily was associated with a 3.5 percent decreased risk of heart disease ten years later. Almonds are already known to help with weight loss and satiety, help prevent diabetes, and potentially ameliorate arthritis, inhibit cancer-cell growth, and decrease Alzheimer’s risk. A strong case could be made that almonds are, nutritionally, the best single food a person could eat…

The only state that produces almonds commercially is California, where cool winter and mild springs let almond trees bloom. Eighty- two percent of the world’s almonds come from California. The U.S. is the leading consumer of almonds by far. California so controls the almond market that the Almond Board of California’s website is almonds.com. Its twitter handle is @almonds. (Almost everything it tweets is about almonds.)

California’s almonds constitute a lucrative multibillion dollar industry in a fiscally tenuous state that is also, as you know, in the middle of the worst drought in recent history. The drought is so dire that experts are considering adding a fifth level to the four-tiered drought scale. That’s right: D5. But each almond requires 1.1 gallons of water to produce, as Alex Park and Julia Lurie at Mother Jones reported earlier this year, and 44 percent more land in California is being used to farm almonds than was 10 years ago…

Of course, given the speed of climate change, we can probably start farming almonds right here in western Massachusetts once it becomes economically infeasible to do so in California. (I know they used to grow tobacco in the Pleasant Pioneer Valley region…)

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Someone Needs a Phone Call

by John Cole|  August 31, 201411:56 am| 116 Comments

This post is in: Religious Nuts 2, Assholes

Another day, another member of the American Taliban is exposed:

A Florida mayor ejected one of his constituents from a City Commission meeting on Thursday because he declined to stand during the invocation and pledge to the flag at the beginning of the meeting.

Winter Garden Mayor John Rees, a nonpartisan official leading an Orlando suburb of about 37,000, was caught on video demanding that an audience member stand for a prayer, which thanked God for “allowing us to live in a country where we’re free to believe, think, and pray.”

The audience member responded, “I don’t believe I have to do that, thank you.” After the prayer, Rees again instructed the constituent, identified by the Orlando Sentinel as Joseph Richardson, to stand for the pledge to the flag as “children have to in school.” Richardson again politely declined.

“Okay. I asked him to either stand or please be escorted out as we do the Pledge,” Rees says in the video. “It’s just not fair to our troops and people overseas, sir.”

City police then enforced the mayor’s demand and Richardson left.

Should you want to email or make a POLITE phone call to Mayor Rees, his contact information can be found here:

mayorrees

John Rees, Mayor/Commissioner, District 5 – City Wide

P.O. Box 1161
Winter Garden, FL 34777
Phone: 407.656.7372
[email protected]
Term Expires: March 2017

Betty- will you please move back to the real world?

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OMG- OBAMACARE IS TRYING TO KILL THE OLDS!

by John Cole|  August 31, 201411:24 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Assholes, DC Press Corpse, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment

Time for the inevitable freakout from Snowball Snookie and the appalling Betsy McCaughey (thanks for that, Sully) to start yapping on Fox about death panels:

Five years after it exploded into a political conflagration over “death panels,” the issue of paying doctors to talk to patients about end-of-life care is making a comeback, and such sessions may be covered for the 50 million Americans on Medicare as early as next year.

Bypassing the political process, private insurers have begun reimbursing doctors for these “advance care planning” conversations as interest in them rises along with the number of aging Americans. People are living longer with illnesses, and many want more input into how they will spend their final days, including whether they want to die at home or in the hospital, and whether they want full-fledged life-sustaining treatment, just pain relief or something in between. Some states, including Colorado and Oregon, recently began covering the sessions for Medicaid patients.

But far more significant, Medicare may begin covering end-of-life discussions next year if it approves a recent request from the American Medical Association, the country’s largest association of physicians and medical students. One of the A.M.A.’s roles is to create billing codes for medical services, codes used by doctors, hospitals and insurers. It recently created codes for end-of-life conversations and submitted them to Medicare.

The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, which runs Medicare, would not discuss whether it will agree to cover end-of-life discussions; its decision is expected this fall. But the agency often adopts A.M.A. recommendations, which are developed in meetings attended by its representatives. And the political environment is less toxic than it was when the “death panel” label was coined; although there are still opponents, there are more proponents, including Republican politicians.

If Medicare adopts the change, its decision will also set the standard for private insurers, encouraging many more doctors to engage in these conversations.

“We think it’s really important to incentivize this kind of care,” said Dr. Barbara Levy, chairwoman of the A.M.A. committee that submits reimbursement recommendations to Medicare. “The idea is to make sure patients and their families understand the consequences, the pros and cons and options so they can make the best decision for them.”

What a difference a few years make:

Reversing a potentially controversial decision, the Obama administration will drop references to end-of-life counseling from the ground rules for Medicare’s new annual checkup, the White House said Wednesday.

The latest shift on the sensitive subject comes ahead of a vote next week in the new GOP-led House to repeal President Barack Obama’s landmark health care overhaul.

The decision is not likely to have much impact on patients and doctors already discussing options for care in the last stages of life. For example, voluntary end-of-life planning is already covered as part of the “Welcome to Medicare” doctor visit, available to seniors within the first year of joining the program.

The original House version of the overhaul legislation sought to expand coverage, allowing for discussions every few years. But the plan was dropped after Sarah Palin and other Republicans raised the specter of “death panels” deciding the fate of vulnerable seniors. Those charges were later debunked by several non-partisan fact-checking groups.

It’s like this with everything. Democrats propose something common sense, Republicans scream bloody murder and many in the media pretend they have legitimate concerns (although even this was too much for Politifact to issue a both sides do it opinion), the Democrats and the common sense plan is kneecapped, and then five to ten years later the change happens with little or no outcry, because it just makes sense.

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Every Day

by @heymistermix.com|  August 31, 201411:18 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads


This is from the @everydayusa on Instagram, a collective of 13 photographers organized by David Guttenfelder, an AP photographer who recently returned to the US after years overseas. More here. Open thread.

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Maybe YOU Should Do Something About It?

by John Cole|  August 31, 201410:44 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Military, War, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

Saudi Arabia does have a military, don’t they:

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has warned that the West will be the next target of the jihadists sweeping through Syria and Iraq, unless there is “rapid” action.
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“If we ignore them, I am sure they will reach Europe in a month and America in another month,” he said in remarks quoted on Saturday by Asharq al-Awsat daily and Saudi-backed Al-Arabiya television station.

“Terrorism knows no border and its danger could affect several countries outside the Middle East,” said the king who was speaking at a welcoming ceremony on Friday for new ambassadors, including a new envoy from Saudi ally the United States.

The Islamic State (IS) jihadist group has prompted widespread concern as it advances in both Syria and Iraq, killing hundreds of people, including in gruesome beheadings and mass executions.

Lack of action would be “unacceptable” in the face of the phenomenon, King Abdullah said.

“You see how they (jihadists) carry out beheadings and make children show the severed heads in the street,” he said, condemning the “cruelty” of such acts.

“It is no secret to you, what they have done and what they have yet to do. I ask you to transmit this message to your leaders: ‘Fight terrorism with force, reason and (necessary) speed’.”

According to wikipedia, they do have a couple troops they could employ:

The Saudi armed forces (Arabic: القوات المسلحة الملكية السعودية‎, al-Quwwāt al-Musallaḥah al Malakeeya as-Suʿūdiyyah) consists of the Saudi Arabian Army, the Royal Saudi Air Force, the Royal Saudi Navy, the Royal Saudi Air Defense, the Saudi Arabian National Guard (SANG), and paramilitary forces, totaling over 200,000 active-duty personnel. In 2005 the armed forces had the following personnel: the army, 75,000; Royal Saudi Air Force, 18,000; air defense, 16,000; Royal Saudi Navy, 15,500 (including 3,000 marines); and the SANG had 75,000 active soldiers and 25,000 tribal levies.[7] In addition, there is a military intelligence service, the General Intelligence Presidency (GIP).

Reminds me of the joke from the first Gulf War:

Q: “What’s the national anthem of Saudi Arabia?”

A: “Onward Christian Soldiers.”

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