Let’s go Bucs!
I haven’t been this excited about baseball since Andy Van Slyke was in uniform.
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Let’s go Bucs!
I haven’t been this excited about baseball since Andy Van Slyke was in uniform.
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The “terrorists are hiding under your bed!” trope works best on voters who are in no danger. http://t.co/OaiRSBosKp pic.twitter.com/bwNiLaHwzB
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 1, 2014
Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned, apparently at the President’s request.
Also predictable, as reported in NYMag, “Why Some Stocks Are Jumping on Ebola News“:
…[A]s soon as the [Dallas case] CDC press conference happened, the stocks of the handful of companies invested in Ebola research surged. Take Tekmira Pharmaceuticals, Canadian a firm working on a treatment along with the Department of Defense. Its stock is up about 20 percent. Shares of BioCryst Pharmaceuticals, Newlink Genetics, and Sarepta Therapeutics also jumped.
Why? In part because the press conference signaled that the market for Ebola treatments could be bigger and higher-income than previously thought. If American insurers and European governments are going to want to buy Ebola drugs, pharmaceutical companies are going to want to produce them. It also might have indicated that more public research funding — and there are tens of billions of dollars of it — might be headed Ebola’s way…
I first read Mark Twain’s Life on the Mississipi when I was eight. He taught me there will always be a certain mordant satisfaction in the vast predictability of human nature.
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Apart from cheap chuckles, what’s on the agenda for the evening?
Wednesday Evening Open Thread: No SurprisePost + Comments (80)
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Alex: What is the question that evokes the answer: “A cartoon with a watermelon punchline referencing the President of the United States.”
We reply in chorus: “What was the racist garbage in the Boston Herald today?”
Again, this has been picked up in the comments, but it’s been making me crazy for a couple of reasons. For the obvious one, I’m just going to outsource to Charles Pierce, who knows the Herald very well indeed:
Let’s move along down my personal resume to The Boston Herald, where the current editors, whom I know well, today made me ashamed ever to have set foot in the place, let alone worked there for six years. They ran an editorial cartoon by someone named Jerry Holbert. In the cartoon…the White House intruder is in the bathtub while the president is brushing his teeth. The caption reads: “White House Invader Got Farther Than Originally Thought.” This is what the cartoonist, Holbert, has the intruder saying from the tub.
“Have you tried the new watermelon-flavored toothpaste?”
Pierce notes the hollow contempt for those of us disgusted by this in the non-apology that followed our outcry, the assertion that there’s not a racist bone in Holbert’s body, that he was just referencing his own kids toothpaste, and that, wait for it….
…we didn’t mean to offend anyone. Take it away, Charles:
Of course, it was not meant to offend anyone. That was just a bonus. What it was meant to do was to appeal to the base prejudices of the elderly white suburban demographic to which the Herald has been pitching itself for three decades. It is racist hooey pitched to fans of racist hooey. Period. And, like so many other things, it is different with this president. It is different because there are no rules.
I got the remnants of my day job to get back to, so I’m just going to touch on the most clueless bit of attempted contrarian justification for this bit of garbage, this, coming from Jonathan Chait:
I don’t think the joke hinges upon black people liking watermelon. I think the joke is about the Secret Service’s security failures. Obama himself is not even the subject of the joke — his perspective is that of, or close to, the reader’s. The point of the joke is that White House security is so lax that a random person could wander into the president’s living quarters undetected and take a bath, and regard this as so casual he could chat about a commonplace topic as toothpaste.
Glad that’s clear.
Black people liking watermelon is certainly not the main comic premise of the cartoon
Well, that’s alright then, dear, isn’t it?
and was probably not intended as a secondary premise, either.
And you know this, how? Because you’ve peered deeply into Holbart’s eyes? You’ve seen into his soul? You know him to be a good man?
The cartoonist, Jerry Holbert, explained that he came up with watermelon because he was thinking of his kids’ Colgate watermelon-flavor toothpaste.
My kids. Yeah. That’s it!
Possibly he made a subconscious connection between a black president and watermelon.
Because, of course that’s what anyone would do when contemplating the first African American president.
But it seems very doubtful this was his intent.
“Seems?”
“Seems!”
“Seems…”
Two things: 1 — when an experienced reporter falls back on “seems” you know they got nuthin. They’re telling you what the wish to be true, not what they know, or necessarily even think is likely.
and 2: Chait should know better, but has tangled himself up around race before, so may not: racism, like sexism, or anti-Semitism or any form of bigotry and dehumanization of the other, is not about what is in someone’s heart. It’s not a question of essence, of identity, of who someone is. It’s all about what one does and says. Action in the world defines both the sin and the good deed.
In this world, as opposed into that swelling in Chait’s spotless mind’s eye, Holbert used one of the oldest caricturers with which slave-holders benefiting from stolen lives and labor sought to limn African Americans as simple, lazy and unoppressed by their oppression. It’s an explicitly racist trope, and everyone who’s reached the age of reason (Holbert is my age to the year) knows it.
Holbert may be certain that he has not one prejudiced bone in his body, but what he or Chait thinks about intent or the “real” import of this cartoon is utterly irrelevant.
The cartoon speaks for itself, and its creator, and its defenders…to the shame I fear they will not feel.
J. M. W. Turner “Slave-ship” 1840
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Politico has edited the column that blamed Obama for his own potential assassination:
Editor’s note: Some readers have misinterpreted the original last line of Kessler’s article as somehow suggesting that the president should be held responsible in the event of his own assassination. That couldn’t be further from the truth, and we’re sorry if anyone interpreted Kessler’s meaning in any other way.
You simpletons. How could you possibly have interpreted things that way. Here’s the update:
Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred. In typical Washington fashion, nothing gets reformed until a disaster happens. If anything unites Republicans and Democrats, it is that nobody wants to see a tragedy: We all just want the Secret Service fixed.
Here is the original:
Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred. Sadly, given Obama’s colossal lack of management judgment, that calamity may be the only catalyst that will reform the Secret Service.
It’s a mystery how anyone could have thought the author was blaming Obama.
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In the thread just below this one, Commenter JPL (update: and Rikrayh) pointed to this story at TPM* in which Ronald Kessler, writing at Politico, declares:
Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred. Sadly, given Obama’s colossal lack of management judgment, that calamity may be the only catalyst that will reform the Secret Service.
Give him credit (sic). With this, Kessler hits the daily double. He blames President Obama for something no other — and for “other,” read, I’m afraid, white — President would be expected to do: get involved in the day to day management of his protective detail. And then Kessler adds that in imagining a fix for the problem, he regrets the necessity of the president’s death.
I’m gobsmacked. Completely. On the one hand, there’s nothing new here. It is just one more instance in the long-running guerrilla propaganda war to delegitimize and disempower a twice elected president. Its impulse is profoundly anti-democratic, deeply committed to the control of government by any means available. It’s part and parcel of the series of incidents large and small that run from heckling during a State of the Union (imagine the reaction if someone had done that to C+ Augustus!) to a claim that somehow this President mustn’t appoint anyone to be approved by the current sitting Senate.
And yet, this ain’t just the eternal return of the same. You have here a writer openly near-predicting the murder of the first African American president; accusing him of the basic failures that make that murder likely, and consoling himself that after that murder, things may get better. It’s as near to cheerleading an assassination as I can imagine, while steering just clear of an explicit call for that event.
In a civilized society, advertisers and readers would flee Politico as if it suffered from the combined effects of Ebola, the bubonic plague and rabies. And they would spit on the sidewalk anytime Mr. Kessler dared show his face. In this one…
*No link to Politico; no rewarding the sewage rakers.
Image: Jean-Léon Gérôme, The Death of Caesar, betw. 1859 and 1867.
Not Even Trying To Hide It: Politico’s The President Must Die EditionPost + Comments (312)
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Does anyone remember that hilarious video of a bunch of white tone-deaf Clinton supporters in 2008 singing (painfully) as a counter to Obama girl? If so, do you have a link? There was one guy in particular who was amazingly bad.
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I also vaguely remember three black women singing for either McCain or Romney. Am I just imagining that?
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