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You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

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Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Fight them, without becoming them!

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Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Consistently wrong since 2002

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Wait, what?

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Scots Wha’ Hae

by Anne Laurie|  September 18, 20146:20 am| 114 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

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(Jim Morin via GoComics.com)

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I have one of those generic Scottish names (although my grandparents’ roots were embedded in the thin soil of Connemara — we’ve been out of the clan succession since at least Cromwell). So of course I also have a potmetal clan badge and a length of tartan somewhere, both inherited from my Manhattan- born father, who usually didn’t fall for Ye Olde Heritage twee. But I haven’t felt called upon to discuss the Independence vote here, since far more politically astute observers haven’t been able to predict today’s vote any more accurately than “could go either way“:

… The question on the ballot paper is simplicity itself: “Should Scotland be an independent country?” Yet it has divided Scots during months of campaigning — and in 15 hours on Thursday they decide on the fate of a 307-year old union with England.

More than 2,600 polling places opened Thursday at 7 a.m. (0600GMT, 2 a.m. EDT) and will close at 10 p.m. (2100GMT, 5 p.m. EDT). Turnout is expected to be high, with more than 4.2 million people registered to vote — 97 percent of those eligible.

Polls suggest the result is too close to call, with the pro-independence Yes side gaining momentum in the final weeks of the campaign…

Once the polls close, ballot boxes will be transported to 32 regional centers for counting of the votes. The result is anticipated Friday morning.

Roberts said he was looking forward to watching the results in a pub, many of which are staying open overnight….

What could possibly go wrong, after an all-night drinking session?

Slate found a journalist “based in London & Cairo” ready to cheer for the Yes voters:

… A bit further down the hill, a massive throng of yes voters had gathered to sing songs and make each other laugh. Three teenage girls, just old enough to go to the polls on Thursday (the eligible voting age is 16), had set up microphones and guitars and were providing the entertainment. “I don’t see a reason to vote no,” said Margaux Durand-Watson. “People say independence is a risk, but why?” added her friend, Vendela Gebbie. “We’re a rich country, but most of the kids in my class are on free school meals, and that’s not right. I don’t trust the politicians, and I don’t trust adults who tell us we’re too young to be involved. We look things up. We research the issues for ourselves. We’re used to the way things are now but no one has told us why the way things are now make sense.”…

Makes one a bit nostalgic for that hope & change enthusiasm, aye? At least we can be moderately certain that John McCain and Lindsey Graham (good Scottish names, those) won’t demand “we” start bombing the Highlands, no matter which way the vote swings.

Apart from that, what’s on the agenda for the day?

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Feedspot

by John Cole|  September 17, 201411:36 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

Have any of you heard of this or tried it?

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Some dots connect themselves

by Tim F|  September 17, 20149:45 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

So the other day a garden variety Turner Diaries survivalist made that faint snapping sound that you hear whenever one of them gets the uncontrollable urge to consummate his relationship with his guns. This one dressed up like a twelve year old playing Rambo and shot a couple of cops in Pennsylvania (warning: autoplay ad). In his story I noticed something odd between the lines.

Eric Matthew Frein loved guns and war. He read about survivalist skills, but lived with his parents and drove their Jeep Cherokee the last two years.

The 31-year-old suspect in the Friday murder of state police Cpl. Bryon K. Dickson II, 38, and serious wounding of Trooper Alex T. Douglass, 31, learned to shoot from his father, a retired Army major with 28 years of service.

The father, Eugene Michael Frein, 64, told state police his son was a better marksman than he and someone who “doesn’t miss.”

[…] State Police Commissioner Frank Noonan described Frein as someone with “a lot of training” as a “survivalist,” which is someone who can live by his wits on his own outdoors.

[…] “He has made statements about wanting to kill law enforcement officers and also to commit mass acts of murder,” he said. “What his reasons are, we don’t know, but he has very strong feelings about law enforcement and seems to be very angry with a lot of things that are going on in our society.”

The guy’s dad taught his kid everything he knows about killing and survival. He lives in dad’s home, grows increasingly insane, talks all the time about killing and murder. Then one day the kid disappears in the family jeep with camo paint and a sniper bible, dad’s AK47 and a scoped high-powered rifle. Soon after that someone sniped a couple of local cops in exactly the way that junior had practiced and talked about and whoever shot them used the caliber of rifle that junior took.

Eric Frein drove off with his Most Dangerous Game play set and (presumably) never came back, yet for some reason the cops only heard about him three days after the shooting when someone found the family jeep in a retaining pond. As a parent I get that you don’t necessarily want to point the cops towards your own kid, particularly when they have less than the usual interest in taking the suspect alive. But.

E. Michael Frein, the suspect’s father, told troopers he is a retired U.S. Army Major and had trained his son in shooting skills, adding that his son, who had been a member 0f the high school rifle team, “doesn’t miss.”

In the absence of any other public statement, the only message we have from from E. Michael Frein sounds kind of proud of his son. This is a tough time for a parent but I might suggest at the very least making a public appeal for Eric to turn himself in. Imagining as a parent would do that the kid still might be innocent, a message like that could save his life.

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Once Again, This Is Good News for John McCain Roger Goodell

by Anne Laurie|  September 17, 20148:56 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports, Jump! You Fuckers!

Another centipede shoe drops, per SBNation…

Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer was arrested on Wednesday on aggravated assault allegations, according to azcentral sports. According to a police spokesman, Dwyer was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault. An NFL spokesperson said the league is looking into the arrest and the Cardinals have deactivated Dwyer, according to Jane McManus…

The combination of these stories has shone a spotlight on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has seen prominent media members and women’s advocacy groups call for his resignation. However, Goodell reportedly has no plans to leave his post in the face of criticism…

… which reminded me, I meant to introduce you guys to this most excellent SB Nation rant from Spencer Hall:

Remember now what a blank social boffin the NFL strapped to its face to begin with: a Senator’s son from a safety school who quite literally never worked anywhere else but in the sports job he got directly out of college. Roger Goodell’s resume is a hollow blandishment of institutional servitude. He fought in the arbitration wars; he coordinated the events. Calendars were heroically arranged.

That is who the NFL owners put in charge of their promotional arm and public face. That is not who the NFL owners are, a grab bag of the rich, idle rich, and charismatic psychopaths who end up with the kind of money to purchase an NFL franchise. There are familial dynasties like the Rooneys and Maras. There are lunatic confidence men like Jerry Jones who literally struck it rich, and workaholic basement millionaires like Steve Bisciotti. Capture them and place them in a habitat, and you would have a pretty good exhibition of the diverse ways to become wealthy and totally unaccountable to anyone…

So the first mistake you made in considering any of this was thinking of the NFL as something designed to create accountability. It is not. It is a non-profit(no, really) corporation designed to market the NFL and serve as a bargaining front for the league’s franchises, the ones which are themselves giant shields with animal and cartoon faces for logos. Roger Goodell was not playing serious courtmaster from the start. He is, by design, a talking PR and marketing piñata. Get angry and hit him, and he belches out caramels and suspensions until your anger is appeased. Two games? The sound of hitting, and more belching of caramels. How about six games? Hold the stick, and think you’ve done something in the effort…

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He’s Just a Scared and Uptight, Metrosexual, Washingtonian

by John Cole|  September 17, 20148:04 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Clown Shoes, Our Failed Political Establishment, Sociopaths

Simon Maloy takes down Senator Butters:

Sen. Lindsey Graham is terrified. The world as he sees it is just filled to the brim with terrifyingly competent terrorists groups who, without any warning and acting with unchecked efficiency, will make good on whatever threat they issue and waltz unimpeded into the United States and wreak havoc. He describes horrifying scenarios in which untold numbers of American citizens are killed. And Graham helpfully disseminates his disturbing visions of mass slaughter via cable news and the Sunday shows.

This, of course, is precisely the sort of abject terror that groups like the Islamic State do their damnedest to inspire, and Graham is proving himself to be very easily terrorized. In fact, as time goes by, the threat seems to grow in Graham’s mind, and the Islamic State becomes hypothetically capable of killing more and more American citizens, even as intelligence agencies insist that the group poses no immediate threat to the United States.

Here’s Graham on the June 24 edition of Fox News’ “On the Record” talking about the need to take on ISIS. According to Graham, the benefit to confronting the terrorist group was that we would be able to stop the next 9/11. “Do you believe that the people who are shooting folks in the head, killing children in front of their parents, beheading people by the hundreds, if not thousands, would not attack us if they could?” Graham asked.

Sure, that sounds bad, but on the spectrum of things Lindsey Graham is afraid of, “another 9/11” is actually pretty moderate.

In August, Graham was invited to Fox News Sunday to talk terrorism, and upped the Islamic State’s fantasy body count to an entire city’s worth. “When I look at the map that Gen. Keane described, I think of the United States,” Graham said. “I think of an American city in flames because of the terrorists’ ability to operate in Syria and Iraq.”

It goes on like that. And while McCain and Butters are awful, let’s all take a moment to say thank FSM Lieberman is no longer in the Senate.

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Historical Politico-Pornographic News Pic of the Week

by Anne Laurie|  September 17, 20145:34 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

Maybe it’s a hoax, but what th’ heck: Wanna help solve a mystery?

It’s over at The Awl, it was found by Elon Green, and it features then-Governors George Romney and Ronald Reagan, their wives, and an as-yet-unidentified young boy. Trigger warning: I can’t believe MisterMix didn’t see it before I did.

Apart from being reminded how innocent “the media” was forty-odd years ago, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 17, 20144:57 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I am unnaturally tired today. Fatigued is a better word, actually. Just want to do nothing but nap.

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