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En bancing on Halbig

by David Anderson|  September 4, 201411:12 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Anderson On Health Insurance, Assholes

Noted asshole and Washington Post blogger Jonathan Adler’s quest to deny poor people the freedom of getting subsidized health insurance that could improve their well-being was dealt another blow this morning:

This morning the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit granted rehearing en banc in Halbig v. Burwell, one of four cases challenging the lawfulness of an IRS rule authorizing tax credits and cost-sharing subsidies for the purchase of health insurance in federal exchanges….

The order is here.  Oral argument is scheduled for December 17.  In all likelihood, an opinion would not issue before mid-to-late Spring.

En banc rehearings only occur on matters of high importance to a Circuit Court.  Typically it is to either re-affirm a high priority decision or to correct what the majority of that circuit believes to be a monumental fuck-up.

Halbig is a monumental fuck-up.  Vacating Halbig means there is no Circuit disagreement at this time, so the Supremes are highly unlikely to grant cert for the Oklahoma King case. The highly probable spring time decision is Halbig is a monumental clusterfuck of a ruling that, if a similar brief in logic and substance was submitted by a second year law student, a nice professor would advise that student to look into another area of law to concentrate on.

Update 1 The Supremes seem to want to duck King as they agreed to a government request for an extended deadline on filing briefs. This delays any cert decision for a while. King is the case decided by a 3-0 margin that effectively laughed at Adler and Cannon’s argument. [h/t Joan McCarter at Daily Kos ]

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ISIS: “Hell Is Where They Will Reside”

by Anne Laurie|  September 4, 20149:48 am| 115 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Religious Nuts 2

Ah, the time-honored veep role of serving as the President’s Anger Translator. The ISIS situation is just about every imaginable variety of horrible, and I’m afraid I can only agree with Paul Waldman in the Washington Post — President Obama “can’t win with media or public“:

… The ridiculous hand-flapping over the fact that Obama used the words “manageable problem” in relation to ISIS (they’re particularly excited about it over at Fox News) is reminiscent of the 2004 presidential campaign. John Kerry suggested that the “war on terror” wasn’t something that would end with a victory parade, instead saying the best-case scenario was to reduce terrorism to the point where it no longer required a constant war footing and public panic. “As a former law enforcement person, I know we’re never going to end prostitution. We’re never going to end illegal gambling,” he said. “But we’re going to reduce it, organized crime, to a level where it isn’t on the rise. It isn’t threatening people’s lives every day, and fundamentally, it’s something that you continue to fight, but it’s not threatening the fabric of your life.”

Naturally, everyone in the media screamed “Gaffe!” and George W. Bush’s campaign immediately turned it into an attack ad. In all ended for the best, because Bush won reelection, and by the time he left office in 2009, there were no more terrorists anywhere in the world and the tactic of killing civilians to achieve political ends had vanished from the earth forever.
obama isis bomb defuser eagan
It’s clear that neither the media nor the public has much tolerance for military undertakings that are complicated, lengthy, and have uncertain outcomes. If you look back at public opinion in past conflicts, what you see is that there’s usually strong support at

(Tim Eagen via GoComics.com)

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Teaching what he knows

by Tim F|  September 4, 20149:05 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Angelo Mozilo, the co-founder and former CEO of notorious subprime lending machine Countrywide, was was one of the first top industry figures to be publicly blamed for the financial crisis, and he remains among the very few individuals to be actually punished for his role.

Mozilo decided to teach undergraduates what he knows about finance last year. The former trustee of Gonzaga University in Spokane, Washington, said he spent about two weeks in Italy at Gonzaga-in-Florence, housed in the Mozilo Center overlooking a 16th-century Medici garden.

“I taught them the basics of finance based on my own experiences,” he said. “I really enjoyed being among them. It was very refreshing for me.”

Eyeesh. In the fall semester at Hell State University, Berkeley law professor John Yoo will instruct freshmen in the the rule of law and its many workarounds. Material will include Unitary Executive Theory and the appropriate use of testicle clamps. Students can bring their own off the books underage prisoner or the school will provide one for an extra fee.

***Update***

Links fixed.

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An almost fail

by David Anderson|  September 4, 20147:48 am| 107 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Rare Sincerity

When I came home last night from refereeing a good soccer game, my son was still up.  It was way past his bed time. He was busy being a happy but tired toddler when he saw me.

“Daddy home, JayJay bunny, bunny jumping on Mommy and Daddy bed,  Daddy home!”

He does know how to be adorable as he attempted to avoid brushing his teeth.  The offer to join him in being a bunny was his best alternative to brushing teeth.  Unfortunately, I’m usually  a responsible parent, so the tempting offer was declined. We brushed teeth, sang a song, and he went to sleep fairly quickly.

On a typical night, this would be unexpected only for the time of night. Last night, it was unexpected because he had been sent home from daycare for throwing up, a fever, and odd breathing sounds.  I thought he just had daycare crud.  Daycare crud’s typical treatment is rest, hydration and lots of lap time.   I picked him up after I left work, and we spent the afternoon watching Team Umizoomi, napping, and drinking apple juice. 

And then my wife had several points of near failure in the medical system last night.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  September 4, 20145:37 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: Bleg, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

First, a morsel of good news, via Jezebel:

Shanesha Taylor, the Phoenix mother who left her two young children alone in her car when she attended a job interview in Scottsdale, was granted custody of her children following a hearing Thursday morning in a Maricopa County courtroom…

“I finally breathed,” Taylor said after the 20-minute hearing. “I don’t think I breathed for three days before that.”…

“She’s been doing everything right,” Benjamin Taylor said. “She’s been doing everything the judge told her to do and she’s a veteran of the United States Air Force.”…

News of Taylor’s arrest and her emotional booking photo sparked a national discussion about poverty and access to public assistance. In two months, more than $114,775 was donated through a charity fundraising website to assist with Taylor’s legal fees and other expenses.

Taylor said she is still looking for a job and hopes to work in the service industry. “I like working with people and helping them get what they need,” Taylor said…

Her kids have been staying with family. There’s video at the link, but it’s on autoplay.
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And a bleg from loyal commentor Bella Q:

Thursday is an important day for mental health activism, and I’m wondering if you’d consider a post on #ACT4MENTAL HEALTH – NAMI’s national day of action for talking about the issue. I’ve attached the NAMI flyer about it. The “donate” link is to NAMI Warren County, which is the chapter I direct until January 2015 when it will be officially absorbed by the larger Cincinnati (Hamilton County) affiliate. Several Juicers made (greatly appreciated) donations to our 2014 walk. Due to the acquisition, we will not have a walk this, but rather solicit small donors for this and Mental Illness Awareness Week in October.

act4mental health

NAMI’s National Day of Action is a national campaign in which we are asking supporters all across the country to stand up for the issues that are important to us. We are asking Congress to take action, pass legislation and support individuals living with mental illness and their families and we need your help.

No one is more effective at delivering this message to the U.S. Congress than those they are elected to serve. Join with thousands of others on September 4th, to bring national attention to the need for comprehensive mental health legislation. Mental illness affects everyone and it’s time that we spoke up.

Reach out to your member of Congress by calling, emailing or tweeting and tell them it is time to make mental health a priority in America. Check out all of the ways you can join the conversation.

Learn more about NAMI and #Act4MentalHealth <- at these links. Tweet
Share your own tweet or use one that we came up with to tell your member of Congress to take action. Don’t forget to use the #Act4MentalHealth twitter tag and follow @NAMICommunicate.

Call
Call your member of Congress and State Representative and tell them why you want them to pass mental health legislation.

Social Media
Show your support and raise awareness for mental health on your personal social media pages by changing your profile picture or cover photo.

Support the Cause
Make a donation to NAMI and support our efforts to raise awareness and fight stigma.

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Don’t Try This At Home, Kids…

by Tom Levenson|  September 3, 201411:02 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Open Threads

…Just don’t:

And yeah — it’s a parody, but a fine one.

Chat amongst yourselves.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 3, 20149:17 pm| 157 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Was just chatting on twitter with Tom Watson, and told him that I’ve avoided discussing the barbaric sociopaths that call themselves ISIS because basically thinking about them brings out the worst in me. Just thinking about them murdering all those people and then slaughtering journalists makes me revert to 2001-2003 post-9/11 kill them, kill their families, kill their friends and bomb their homes into rubble and plow the earth with salt John Cole. I’m getting pissed just thinking about them.

So here is a baby pic. Gabriel, my godson’s brother:

gabriel

I feel better already.

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