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(College) Kids These Days, Dunning-Kruger Edition

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20148:44 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Education, Decline and Fall

I am well aware of the revered tradition of old people complaining how this new crop of college kids don’t learn anything ‘cuz they’re too busy imbibing fashionable intoxicants and humping anything that doesn’t bite them. And yet, I’m kinda curious what people who know more about modern colleges think of the NYTimes‘ piece on “The Economic Price of College Failures“:

… “Academically Adrift” studied a sample of students who enrolled at four-year colleges and universities in 2005. As freshmen, they took a test of critical thinking, analytic reasoning & communications skills called the Collegiate Learning Assessment (C.L.A.). Colleges promise to teach these broad intellectual skills to all students, regardless of major. The students took the C.L.A. again at the end of their senior year. On average, they improved less than half of one standard deviation. For many, the results were much worse. One- third improved by less than a single point on a 100-point scale during four years of college…

Yet despite working little and learning less — a third of students reported studying less than five hours a week & half were assigned no long papers to write — most continued to receive good grades. Students did what colleges asked of them, and for many, that wasn’t very much…

… The follow-up study, “Aspiring Adults Adrift,” found that, in fact, the skills measured by the C.L.A. make a significant difference when it comes to finding and keeping that crucial first job…

Even after statistically controlling for students’ sociodemographic characteristics, college majors and college selectivity, those who finished school with high C.L.A. scores were significantly less likely to be unemployed than those who had low C.L.A. scores. The difference was even larger when it came to success in the work- place. Low-C.L.A. graduates were twice as likely as high-C.L.A. graduates to lose their jobs between 2010 and 2011, suggesting that employers can tell who got a good college education and who didn’t. Low-C.L.A. graduates were also 50 percent more likely to end up in an unskilled occupation, and were less likely to be satisfied with their jobs.

Remarkably, the students had almost no awareness of this dynamic.
When asked during their senior year in 2009, three-quarters reported gaining high levels of critical thinking skills in college, despite strong C.L.A. evidence to the contrary…

How much of this is standard bovine digestive byproduct? Or are Th’ Kids really so dumb they can’t understand how dumb they are?

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Fanatics, All the Way Down

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20147:19 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Religious Nuts 2, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue

Religious fanatic with long beard says people must convert or be killed. No not ISIS. pic.twitter.com/1DNop5Qcfi

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) September 3, 2014



“I try to be cynical, but I just can’t keep up.”
— Lily Tomlin

Apart from marking every box on the End Times Bingo card, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Small Town Life (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 3, 20145:42 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

While returning home from Alabama, I had lunch in a rural Florida Panhandle town. I was traveling alone and had spotty cell service, so I bought a local fish wrap to read while dining on scrumptious collards, field peas and fried cabbage.

The police report was the most amusing section. There was an account of the theft of a papillon doggie, which was dyed black (except for the face) by the thief and then returned otherwise unharmed to its yard. The police report noted that the owner said, “We know who done it.”

But there was no proof, so no charges were filed.

Please feel to discuss whatever.

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Just Making Shit Up to Kill People

by John Cole|  September 3, 20142:16 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Because of wow., Clown Shoes

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Speaking of that worthless scumbag Scalia, this, were we living in a sane nation, would be shocking:

Thirty years after their convictions in the rape and murder of an 11-year-old girl in rural North Carolina, based on confessions that they quickly repudiated and said were coerced, two mentally disabled half brothers were declared innocent and ordered released Tuesday by a judge here.

The case against the men, always weak, fell apart after DNA evidence implicated another man whose possible involvement had been somehow overlooked by the authorities even though he lived only a block from where the victim’s body was found, and he had admitted to committing a similar rape and murder around the same time.

The startling shift in fortunes for the men, Henry Lee McCollum, 50, who has spent three decades on death row, and Leon Brown, 46, who was serving a life sentence, provided one of the most dramatic examples yet of the potential harm from false, coerced confessions and of the power of DNA tests to exonerate the innocent.

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In 1994, when the United States Supreme Court turned down a request to review the case, Justice Antonin Scalia described Mr. McCollum’s crime as so heinous that it would be hard to argue against lethal injection. But Justice Harry A. Blackmun, in a dissent, noted that Mr. McCollum had the mental age of a 9-year-old and that “this factor alone persuades me that the death penalty in this case is unconstitutional.”

The exoneration based on DNA evidence was another example of the way tainted convictions have unraveled in recent years because of new technology and legal defense efforts like those of the Center for Death Penalty Litigation, a nonprofit legal group in North Carolina that took up the case.

Kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out, right Fat Tony? You might wonder where our “strict constructionist” are getting their legal advice in some cases:

Justice Antonin Scalia made this point in a 2011 dissent chastising the majority for its blithe acceptance of “government-funded studies” that “did not make an appearance in this litigation until the government’s merits brief to this court.”

But “Supreme Court briefs are an inappropriate place to develop the key facts in a case,” Justice Scalia wrote. “An adversarial process in the trial courts can identify flaws in the methodology of the studies that the parties put forward; here, we accept the studies’ findings on faith, without examining their methodology at all.”

The net result, he said, is “untested judicial fact-finding masquerading as statutory interpretation.”

At least the studies that Justice Scalia complained about were submitted by a party to the case and thus were likely to be closely examined by the other side.

Most of the information from the amicus briefs recently cited by the justices was not subjected to even that level of adversary scrutiny. Only 28 percent of the cited materials drew a response from one of the parties in the case.

In the Hobby Lobby case, Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. pushed back against the recent trend, refusing to consider “an intensely empirical argument” in an amicus brief. “We do not generally entertain arguments that were not raised below and are not advanced in this court by any party,” he wrote.

Not so, Professor Larsen wrote in a recent blog post. “This descriptive statement by Justice Alito about Supreme Court practice is simply incorrect,” she wrote.

Consider these examples.

In a 2011 decision about the privacy rights of scientists who worked on government space programs, Justice Alito cited an amicus brief to show that more than 88 percent of American companies perform background checks on their workers.

“Where this number comes from is a mystery,” Professor Larsen wrote. “It is asserted in the brief without citation.”

In a 2012 decision allowing strip searches of people arrested for even minor offenses as they are admitted to jail, Justice Anthony M. Kennedy cited an amicus brief to show that there are an “increasing number of gang members” entering the nation’s prisons and jails. The brief itself did little more than assert that “there is no doubt” this was so.

And in a 2013 decision, Justice Stephen G. Breyer cited an amicus brief to establish that American libraries hold 200 million books that were published abroad, a point of some significance in the copyright dispute before the court. The figure in the brief came from a blog post. The blog has been discontinued.

In an interview, Professor Larsen said she was struck by how often justices cited the amicus briefs themselves as sources of authority, as opposed to the materials collected in the briefs. “It really makes you wonder how much digging the justices are doing,” she said.

If we are settling law on the basis of blogposts, Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s stupid and a sociopath.

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Damn, Louisiana

by Elon James White|  September 3, 20141:37 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Louisiana sure has become problematic. South Plaquemines High School in Louisiana suspended a student because his dreadlocks extended beyond the collar of his shirt, breaking the school’s dress code. Despite the fact that the student’s mother explained that he was Rastafarian and a central part of the religion is not cutting your hair, the superintendent told her it still was not allowed. When she asked for documentation he explained that he was not a lawyer. That’s  your tax dollars at work, America.

Then in a another Louisiana story, the CDC found that water in St. John the Baptist Parish tested positive for Naegleria fowleri, the deadly “brain-eating” amoeba:

The water in St. John Parish is safe to drink, said the CDC, but special care should be taken not to allow it to go up the nose, which is the route the parasite takes to infect the brain. Once inside the brain, the amoebas cause primary amebic meningoencephalitis (PAM), which is almost invariably fatal.

That’s not terrifying AT ALL.

Team Blackness also discussed the joys of eating tacos and drinking beers for abortion, why one student is carrying her mattress around campus, and how Comcast is messing with your viewing pleasure.

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More of Antonin Scalia’s New Professionalism

by John Cole|  September 3, 201412:30 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Shitty Cops, Assholes

What a disgrace:

More than a dozen newly minted Port Authority police officers are under investigation for partying so hard after their recent graduation that local police had to be called, DNAinfo New York has learned.

The embarrassing behavior followed the graduation of 249 PAPD probationary officers, the largest class in agency history, at the Dunn Sports Center in Elizabeth, New Jersey, on Aug. 22.

Following the swearing-in, a large contingent headed out to celebrate at a few bars, along with a lieutenant from the academy.

“Everyone was drunk,” a source told “On The Inside.” “They were telling people they were cops and to f— off, and some were fighting with patrons and themselves, and there was maybe even a little ass-grabbing.”


Eric Garner
never had a chance if this is what NYC cops are like during their academy graduation celebration.

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He’s the Putin We’ve All Been Waiting For

by @heymistermix.com|  September 3, 20149:28 am| 129 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism

Rand Paul, neo-isolationist:

In an emailed comment, however, Paul elaborated by saying: “If I were President, I would call a joint session of Congress. I would lay out the reasoning of why ISIS is a threat to our national security and seek congressional authorization to destroy ISIS militarily.”

As Benen points out, the lesser Paul was pissing all over interventionists last week in a WSJ editorial. This week, he’s calling for a war in the Middle East as part of the pile on over Obama’s comment about the lack of a strategy in Syria.

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