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Adventures in Plausible Deniability: Witness #40

by Anne Laurie|  December 16, 201410:59 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Post-racial America, Shitty Cops, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell

One can never underestimate the willful stupidity of an American grand jury, but Slate was compelled to point out that Witness #40 was not explicitly presented as a reliable source:

A Smoking Gun piece posted Monday reveals the identity and checkered past of “Witness 40,” who likely lied while testifying to the Darren Wilson grand jury that Michael Brown charged Wilson “like a football player” just before he died. The Smoking Gun writes that Sandra McElroy’s testimony is “baked into the narrative of the Ferguson grand jury”; Gawker covered the Smoking Gun story by describing McElroy as “Darren Wilson’s key witness.” But while McElroy’s “like a football player” line has been repeated a number of times on Fox News, testimony transcripts themselves indicate that it’s unlikely that McElroy’s account was taken seriously by grand jurors…

Indeed, a review of the grand jury documents released by St. Louis County shows that McElroy’s account was questioned openly and extensively by authorities. Grand Jury Volume 15 includes her Oct. 23 testimony in front of the grand jury, as well as a transcript of a recording of an Oct. 22 interview between McElroy and a federal prosecutor that was played for jurors. The federal prosecutor tells McElroy that her account of driving through Ferguson is physically impossible, informs her that her car can’t be found in any images from the scene, solicits an admission that she “used the N-word” online a half-dozen times in relation to Brown’s death, and asks her explicitly if she used media accounts to fabricate parts of her testimony. McElroy speaks about having memory problems in both the recorded interview with the federal prosecutor and the in-person interview in front of the grand jury, and tells both the federal prosecutor and the jury that she suffers from largely untreated bipolar disorder. In McElroy’s Oct. 23 testimony, the grand jury prosecution picks skeptically at her claim to have come across the Wilson-Brown encounter—which did not take place on a main road—after getting lost while trying to find a friend’s apartment. (And, to repeat, the federal prosecutor’s skeptical interview with McElroy was played for grand jurors that day as well.)…

More details at the link. There’s a good argument that Witness #40 had no more business being called in front of the jury than one of my little dogs, but the prosecutors were at least self-protective enough to get the obvious objections to her befuddled phantasies on the permanent record… while, of course, giving Fox News the opportunity to further embroider its HULKING BLACK CRIMINAL ATTACKS narrative.

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Adventures in Fund Transference

by Betty Cracker|  December 16, 20149:46 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads

So this happened earlier this evening during a text conversation / financial transaction between the spawn and myself:

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At first I thought I’d just fix it without telling her. But the fucking app wouldn’t let me! And she was on her way to THE MALL!

Christ, that was a close shave with financial ruin. I’m having a glass or three of a nice Malbec to calm my nerves, sitting in the backyard, enjoying the weather that makes living cheek-by-jowl with armed lunatics mostly worthwhile.

What are you up to?

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(Not That) Long Read: “Sign language that African Americans use is different…”

by Anne Laurie|  December 16, 20148:12 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Education, Excellent Links, Post-racial America

One country, two worlds — as if that needed reiterating. Frances Stead Sellers reports, in the Washington Post:

Carolyn McCaskill remembers exactly when she discovered that she couldn’t understand white people. It was 1968, she was 15 years old, and she and nine other deaf black students had just enrolled in an integrated school for the deaf in Talledega, Ala.

When the teacher got up to address the class, McCaskill was lost.

“I was dumbfounded,” McCaskill recalls through an interpreter. “I was like, ‘What in the world is going on?’ ”

The teacher’s quicksilver hand movements looked little like the sign language McCaskill had grown up using at home with her two deaf siblings and had practiced at the Alabama School for the Negro Deaf and Blind, just a few miles away. It wasn’t a simple matter of people at the new school using unfamiliar vocabularly; they made hand movements for everyday words that looked foreign to McCaskill and her fellow black students…

What intrigues McCaskill and other experts in deaf culture today is the degree to which distinct signing systems — one for whites and another for blacks — evolved and continue to coexist, even at Gallaudet University, where black and white students study and socialize together and where McCaskill is now a professor of deaf studies.

Five years ago, with grants from the National Science Foundation and the Spencer Foundation, McCaskill and three fellow researchers began to investigate the distinctive structure and grammar of Black American Sign Language, or Black ASL, in much the way that linguists have studied spoken African American English (known by linguists as AAE or, more popularly, as Ebonics). Their study, which assembled and analyzed data from filmed conversations and interviews with 96 subjects in six states, is the first formal attempt to describe Black ASL and resulted in the publication last year of “The Hidden Treasure of Black ASL.” What the researchers have found is a rich signing system that reflects both a history of segregation and the ongoing influence of spoken black English.

The book and its accompanying DVD emphasize that Black ASL is not just a slang form of signing. Instead, think of the two signing systems as comparable to American and British English: similar but with differences that follow regular patterns and a lot of variation in individual usage. In fact, says Ceil Lucas, one of McCaskill’s co-authors and a professor of linguistics at Gallaudet, Black ASL could be considered the purer of the two forms, closer in some ways to the system that Thomas Hopkins Gallaudet promulgated when he founded the first U.S. school for the deaf — known at the time as the American Asylum for Deaf Mutes — in Hartford, Conn., in 1817…

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Festival of Dims

by Anne Laurie|  December 16, 20144:58 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Assholes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin., Romney of the Uncanny Valley

Been assuming if Bush gets in, Mitt stays out. But this is intriguing: http://t.co/yyDxmYoSX7

— Billmon (@billmon1) December 16, 2014

If a Clinton/Bush matchup might kill Cole, another Romney run would certainly be bad for my health:

…[A] new Washington Post-ABC News poll of Republicans and Republican-leaning Independents said that Bush leads the potential Republican primary field if Mitt Romney doesn’t run…

But in a field in which Romney did run, Bush is in second. The poll found Romney with 20 percent followed by Bush with 10 percent, Paul with 9, then Ryan with 8, and then Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) with 7 percent. Not a single name left on the list gets more than 6 percent.

Spoilt for choice — emphasis on the spoilt. Is there any Repub who’s ever served above the level of county commissioner who isn’t “considering a presidential run” in 2016?

Pataki just the man America needs right now, says Pataki. http://t.co/OscJ5ppsi7

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) December 16, 2014


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Apart from packing the clown car a little more densely, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Enough is Enough

by John Cole|  December 16, 20142:18 pm| 194 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Jeb Bush is exploring a run in 2016, and if the election comes down to Bush v. Clinton, Americans hereby surrender the right to make fun of British royalty forever.

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Update on Pakistan School Attack

by Betty Cracker|  December 16, 20141:31 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, General Stupidity

The New York Times says at least 145 are dead, including more than 100 children. All nine attackers are also dead, according to the NYT.

This is…interesting:

Afghan Taliban condemns Pakistani Taliban's attack on school: ''Killing innocent children is against the principals of Afghan Taliban."

— ABC News (@ABC) December 16, 2014

It’s principles, Afghan Taliban (or ABC translator), principles. One is a tenet — a core value — and the other is someone you shoot for educating girls.

Other than grammar nitpicks, I got nothing.

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The Case of Lennon Lacy: Another Botched Police Investigation

by Elon James White|  December 16, 20141:18 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

It seems the FBI is pretty busy these days looking into cases of shoddy police work around the country. The latest case is the possible lynching of North Carolina black teen Lennon Lacy which has only gotten press because the NAACP has spoken out. Lacy was found hanging from a swing set in a mostly white trailer park:

Lennon was 5-foot-9. The crossbar of the swing set frame he was found hanging from was 7-foot-6, according the NAACP review. With no swings or anything at the scene on which he could have climbed, according the review, it’s unclear how Lennon reached the top.

He was also wearing shoes that were way too small for him. He was also in an interracial relationship with a significantly older woman that was met with criticism. None of this was questioned by police, nor did they check Lacy’s cell phone records or even search his bedroom.

But sure, let’s just rule it a suicide.

Team Blackness also discussed Camille Cosby’s defense of her husband, a FedEx crash way too close to Christmas, and Tamir Rice’s mother speaks out.

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