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Randall Munroe Is On The Case

by Tom Levenson|  November 12, 20148:22 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

Just to add to the deliciousness of mistermix’s post below, xkcd is more or less live-cartooning the Rosetta landing* on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. (h/t @edyong209)

Nothing in my day promises to be as challenging/exciting as what that craft (and its controllers) are doing.  You?

Robert_Salmon_-_South_Sea_Whale_Fishing_II

*That link is a little wonky.  If the cartoon (number 1446) doesn’t come up, click on the random button at the top, and then click again on the xkcd logo.  Sorry.)

Image:  Robert Salmon (how cool is it that a whale-fishery artist goes by the name Salmon?), South Sea Whale Fishing II, 1831.  Connection to this post made obvious at the xkcd link, btw.

 

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Rosetta

by @heymistermix.com|  November 12, 20147:57 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

The Rosetta spacecraft, orbiting comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, has released the Philae lander. If all goes well, in a couple of hours Philae will land, fire harpoons to affix itself to the comet’s surface, and begin a scientific mission that could last into next March. Here’s the Guardian live blog of the landing, here’s the Rosetta Twitter feed, and here’s a livestream from the control room.

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Late Night Cheap Laffs Open Thread: #GibberingGate

by Anne Laurie|  November 12, 20141:13 am| 76 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Assholes, Go Fuck Yourself

I owe some commentor a hat tip on this, seriously, because I don’t read Sullivan but I do love Tom Scocca. At Gawker:

Self-employed former Gap spokesmodel Andrew Sullivan has been typing about the Gamergate movement again. Previously, when he weighed in, he began by telling his readers that they knew gamer culture “far, far better than I.”

But ignorance, even admitted ignorance, has never inhibited Sullivan in pursuing his multifarious career as an amateur race scientist, forensic doula, or endocrinologist. “[P]art of my job is to write and think about burning current web discussions – and add maybe two cents, even as an outsider,” he explained.

So the latest investment of his well-worn tuppence is a blog post headlined “The SJWs Now Get to Police Speech on Twitter.” Quite a headline! The event to which it refers is Twitter’s announcement that it had agreed to receive—though not necessarily to act on—reports from a new harassment-tracking tool developed by the group Women, Action, and the Media…

…[T]he stock figures in Sullivan’s mind are more compelling to him than the people and events in the real world. He is aware, or has previously expressed awareness, that Gamergate has involved hideous harassment of its targets, including rape and murder threats. But that doesn’t mean now is the time to talk about new approaches to preventing harassment.

No, those things are a distraction from the valid points the movement makes about “creeping misandry” and “an atmosphere in which it has somehow become problematic to have a classic white, straight male identity.” …

Sullivan’s Dish should have a tag for “Show us on the doll where Margaret Thatcher touched you”. Ever since he fled the unsympathetic shores of Thatcherite London to preach its underappreciated Oakeshottian glory to us simple colonials, he’s been acting out his “good mommy, mean mommy” psychodrama in every media he can monetize.

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Open Thread: Movie Query

by Anne Laurie|  November 11, 20148:12 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: Movies, Open Threads, Decline and Fall

.@neiltyson Three words: Cost Plus Contracts

— Billmon (@billmon1) November 11, 2014


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Is Interstellar worth the bother of going out for? Spousal Unit & both like “smart” sf, but I have increasing degrees of prejudice against:

* “Use it up, go on to the next planet” mecha-machismo
* A Wrinkle in Time (Meg was a doormat; and creepy lil genius kid, ugh)
* Matthew McConaughey, the Human Blue Screen

How about Big Hero Six? Was that “pretty good for a Disney pic”, or actually, y’know, good?

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The Cynical Response to Brian Beutler

by John Cole|  November 11, 20147:16 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!

Brian Beutler has a piece up on why liberals should stop freaking out about the upcoming ACA in front of SCOTUS.

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I have no idea how they will rule, IANAL, but I think the appropriate way to view the current court is not through legal understanding or precedent, but simply as another wing of the GOP that does what it wants when it wants and doesn’t care about hypocrisy, immorality, or the impact of the public.

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Oh look…here’s an open thread!

by Betty Cracker|  November 11, 20145:10 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Please make the most of it!

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America’s Preeminent Civil Rights Activist: Piers Morgan

by Elon James White|  November 11, 201412:43 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Ever wish someone had something insightful to say about the use of the N-word? Well, look no further:

The N-word is a grotesque, odious, evil stain on the English language. … Yet far from receding in society, it’s spreading; out of the once clearly defined confines of private usage in the black community, into the public hallways of every school in America. This has to be wrong, doesn’t it? Better, surely, to have it expunged completely. Eradicated, obliterated, tied to a literary post and whipped into such brutal submission that it never rears its vicious head again.

Those words are from the world’s leading expert on race relations–drum roll, please–Piers Morgan?

Not surprisingly there has been lots of backlash. And also not surprisingly, Mr. Morgan can’t seem to understand why.

Team Blackness also discussed net neutrality, how street harassment is a two-way street (?), and the no memes no #CosbyMeme.

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