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She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

This really is a full service blog.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

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Long Read: “Getting Close to Terror, but Not to Stop It”

by Anne Laurie|  November 10, 20148:04 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs

This reads like a can-you-top-this collaboration between George V. Higgins and John LeCarre, but the byline reads “James Risen and Matt Apuzzo“, neither of whom got their Pulitzers for writing fiction. (I’d throw in a reference to the Little Friend of All the World, but nobody reads Kiping any more.) In the NYTimes, “Port Authority Officer Kept Sources With Ties to Iran Attacks“:

WASHINGTON — After a car bombing in southeastern Iran killed 11 Revolutionary Guard members in 2007, a C.I.A. officer noticed something surprising in the agency’s files: an intelligence report, filed ahead of the bombing, that had warned that something big was about to happen in Iran.

Though the report had provided few specifics, the C.I.A. officer realized it meant that the United States had known in advance that a Sunni terrorist group called Jundallah was planning an operation inside Shiite-dominated Iran, two former American officials familiar with the matter recalled. Just as surprising was the source of the report. It had originated in Newark, with a detective for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.

The Port Authority police are responsible for patrolling bridges and tunnels and issuing airport parking tickets. But the detective, a hard-charging and occasionally brusque former ironworker named Thomas McHale, was also a member of an F.B.I. counterterrorism task force. He had traveled to Afghanistan and Pakistan and developed informants inside Jundallah’s leadership, who then came under the joint supervision of the F.B.I. and C.I.A.

Reading the report, the C.I.A. officer became increasingly concerned. Agency lawyers he consulted concluded that using Islamic militants to gather intelligence — and obtaining information about attacks ahead of time — could suggest tacit American support for terrorism. Without specific approval from the president, the lawyers said, that could represent an unauthorized covert action program. The C.I.A. ended its involvement with Mr. McHale’s informants.

Despite the C.I.A.’s concerns, American officials continued to obtain intelligence from inside Jundallah, first through the F.B.I., and then the Pentagon. Contacts with informants did not end when Jundallah’s attacks led to the deaths of Iranian civilians, or when the State Department designated it a terrorist organization. Senior Justice Department and F.B.I. lawyers at the time say they never reviewed the matter and were unaware of the C.I.A. concerns. And so the relationship persisted, even as American officials repeatedly denied any connection to the group.

The unusual origins and the long-running nature of the United States’s relationship with Jundallah are emblematic of the vast expansion of intelligence operations since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. With counterterrorism a national priority, new players — the F.B.I., the Pentagon, contractors and local task forces — have all entered the spy business. The result is a sometimes-muddled system in which agencies often operate independently and with little oversight…

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Monday Evening Open Thread: Why “Vice-Presidential Timber” Is A Standing Joke

by Anne Laurie|  November 10, 20146:04 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

lol if true RT @RealClearAdam: SCOOP: Lieberman will replace Manchin as co-chair of No Labels. http://t.co/vS6vXlFo4A”

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) November 10, 2014

Who could have predicted that a Sarah Palin web channel would flatline in 2014? http://t.co/A9d8jklx2e

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) November 10, 2014


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Apart from the newest iteration of very old jokes, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Priorities, Priorities. Fuck It, More Tax Cuts for the Rich

by John Cole|  November 10, 20145:34 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor, Republican Venality, Fucked-up-edness

This is what education looks like when you go full metal wingnut with the budget:

The number couldn’t possibly be right, Marc Gosselin thought: $160.

That was the total discretionary budget he was handed as the brand-new principal of Anna Lane Lingelbach Elementary, a public school in Germantown.

That’s all he’d have to pay for a whole year’s books, supplies, staff training, after-school activities, and incidentals — small but important items like postage and pizza parties.

“You can’t even buy groceries for $160, let alone run a school for 400 kids for a year,” Gosselin said.

For many, Tom Wolf’s election as governor is a turning point, a change that could finally address years of Philadelphia School District cuts so deep that a school has just 40 cents to spend on each needy student.

And though Lingelbach’s situation is the extreme, public schools around the city grapple with similar problems.

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The school in the Poconos where Gosselin worked as an administrator had four reading specialists, three math coaches, a full-time school psychologist and two counselors for 800 students.

“Things are just tolerated here,” Gosselin said. “This would never happen in Neshaminy.”

Those kids should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

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More of Scalia’s New Professionalism

by John Cole|  November 10, 20142:39 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Shitty Cops

Long story short– guy tries to skip paying for the train, is in the process of being detained by two cops. An undercover officer rushes in, mistakes one of the cops for the perp, and punts him in the head. Once he realizes what he has done, he assists the cop he has kicked and then punches the perp in the face as he is lying defenseless on his stomache.

Some thoughts:

1.) How much are subway fares in New York that it is considered a useful allocation of resources to have fifteen cops arrest one fair jumper.

2.) Why don’t we know this officer’s name?

3.) How bad is the training that a cop’s first instinct is to rush in and kick someone in the head? And to not only rush in, but rush in so quickly that he can’t even figure out who he “should” be kicking.

Assholes. For a couple bucks in fare money, they now are going to have to spend thousands in taxpayer money dealing with this, and who knows how much they will pay out to the victim? From a purely financial standpoint, I don’t know how all these shitty cops are tenable. Being a bad cop just costs too much taxpayer money. You would think that would be incentive enough to make change happen. But, since this is America, there is always enough money to kick someone in the head or bomb someone, but never enough to feed the homeless or deal with the mentally ill or build something like a bridge.

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So This Happened…

by Betty Cracker|  November 10, 20142:34 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

A sinkhole opened up this morning and swallowed someone’s car:

sinkhole

From the Tampa Tribune:

The ground below a driveway reportedly gave way and a car fell into the hole in front of a Holiday home Monday morning, Pasco County officials said. The hole was 10 feet in diameter and 10 feet deep, officials said.

It’s not an OFFICIAL sinkhole yet until the geologists weigh in, but a car was devoured and several homes were evacuated as a precaution. Just another day in Florida.

Please feel free to discuss whatever.

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POTUS on Net Neutrality

by John Cole|  November 10, 201410:01 am| 164 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter

Attached is the President’s statement on Net Neutrality and what he would like to see:

An open Internet is essential to the American economy, and increasingly to our very way of life. By lowering the cost of launching a new idea, igniting new political movements, and bringing communities closer together, it has been one of the most significant democratizing influences the world has ever known.

“Net neutrality” has been built into the fabric of the Internet since its creation — but it is also a principle that we cannot take for granted. We cannot allow Internet service providers (ISPs) to restrict the best access or to pick winners and losers in the online marketplace for services and ideas. That is why today, I am asking the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to answer the call of almost 4 million public comments, and implement the strongest possible rules to protect net neutrality.

When I was a candidate for this office, I made clear my commitment to a free and open Internet, and my commitment remains as strong as ever. Four years ago, the FCC tried to implement rules that would protect net neutrality with little to no impact on the telecommunications companies that make important investments in our economy. After the rules were challenged, the court reviewing the rules agreed with the FCC that net neutrality was essential for preserving an environment that encourages new investment in the network, new online services and content, and everything else that makes up the Internet as we now know it. Unfortunately, the court ultimately struck down the rules — not because it disagreed with the need to protect net neutrality, but because it believed the FCC had taken the wrong legal approach.

The FCC is an independent agency, and ultimately this decision is theirs alone. I believe the FCC should create a new set of rules protecting net neutrality and ensuring that neither the cable company nor the phone company will be able to act as a gatekeeper, restricting what you can do or see online. The rules I am asking for are simple, common-sense steps that reflect the Internet you and I use every day, and that some ISPs already observe. These bright-line rules include:

    * No blocking. If a consumer requests access to a website or service, and the content is legal, your ISP should not be permitted to block it. That way, every player — not just those commercially affiliated with an ISP — gets a fair shot at your business.

    * No throttling. Nor should ISPs be able to intentionally slow down some content or speed up others — through a process often called “throttling” — based on the type of service or your ISP’s preferences.

    * Increased transparency. The connection between consumers and ISPs — the so-called “last mile” — is not the only place some sites might get special treatment. So, I am also asking the FCC to make full use of the transparency authorities the court recently upheld, and if necessary to apply net neutrality rules to points of interconnection between the ISP and the rest of the Internet.

    * No paid prioritization. Simply put: No service should be stuck in a “slow lane” because it does not pay a fee. That kind of gatekeeping would undermine the level playing field essential to the Internet’s growth. So, as I have before, I am asking for an explicit ban on paid prioritization and any other restriction that has a similar effect.

If carefully designed, these rules should not create any undue burden for ISPs, and can have clear, monitored exceptions for reasonable network management and for specialized services such as dedicated, mission-critical networks serving a hospital. But combined, these rules mean everything for preserving the Internet’s openness.

The rules also have to reflect the way people use the Internet today, which increasingly means on a mobile device. I believe the FCC should make these rules fully applicable to mobile broadband as well, while recognizing the special challenges that come with managing wireless networks.

To be current, these rules must also build on the lessons of the past. For almost a century, our law has recognized that companies who connect you to the world have special obligations not to exploit the monopoly they enjoy over access in and out of your home or business. That is why a phone call from a customer of one phone company can reliably reach a customer of a different one, and why you will not be penalized solely for calling someone who is using another provider. It is common sense that the same philosophy should guide any service that is based on the transmission of information — whether a phone call, or a packet of data.

So the time has come for the FCC to recognize that broadband service is of the same importance and must carry the same obligations as so many of the other vital services do. To do that, I believe the FCC should reclassify consumer broadband service under Title II of the Telecommunications Act — while at the same time forbearing from rate regulation and other provisions less relevant to broadband services. This is a basic acknowledgment of the services ISPs provide to American homes and businesses, and the straightforward obligations necessary to ensure the network works for everyone — not just one or two companies.

Investment in wired and wireless networks has supported jobs and made America the center of a vibrant ecosystem of digital devices, apps, and platforms that fuel growth and expand opportunity. Importantly, network investment remained strong under the previous net neutrality regime, before it was struck down by the court; in fact, the court agreed that protecting net neutrality helps foster more investment and innovation. If the FCC appropriately forbears from the Title II regulations that are not needed to implement the principles above — principles that most ISPs have followed for years — it will help ensure new rules are consistent with incentives for further investment in the infrastructure of the Internet.

The Internet has been one of the greatest gifts our economy — and our society — has ever known. The FCC was chartered to promote competition, innovation, and investment in our networks. In service of that mission, there is no higher calling than protecting an open, accessible, and free Internet. I thank the Commissioners for having served this cause with distinction and integrity, and I respectfully ask them to adopt the policies I have outlined here, to preserve this technology’s promise for today, and future generations to come.

What say you?

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Friends Like These

by John Cole|  November 10, 20148:45 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Assholes, Democratic Stupidity, Rumormongering

This is the NY Post, but if this is true, it is nauseating and confirms everything bad we ever thought about Andrew Cuomo:

The state’s most powerful Republican secretly worked for months to help Democratic Gov. Cuomo win re-election — in exchange for Cuomo’s promise not to aid Senate Democrats in their Long Island races, a top New York GOP leader has charged.

Former state Republican Party Executive Director Michael Lawler — who managed Rob Astorino’s ill-fated gubernatorial run against Cuomo — told The Post that he learned of the alleged bombshell deal between Senate GOP leader Dean Skelos and Cuomo just days ago, after suspecting for months that it existed.

“Dean Skelos clearly was working against Rob’s campaign — he and the governor cut a deal,’’ seethed Lawler, a protégé of GOP Chairman Ed Cox.

The Nassau County-based Skelos and his aides “fight for nothing, stand for nothing except staying in power,’’ Lawler charged.

Lawler said he found out about the alleged Skelos-Cuomo arrangement from a top political aide to Nassau County Executive Ed Mangano, a Republican and Skelos ally who, in a serious setback to Astorino, endorsed Cuomo last month. “We heard rumblings that Mangano was going to [endorse Cuomo], and I reached out to his folks and was told ‘absolutely not,’ that Mangano would endorse Astorino, although he would then let Cuomo use a video of him praising the governor,’’ Lawler said.

“But after Mangano actually endorsed Cuomo in a video on TV, I called Mangano’s guy and said, ‘What the f–k?’ He said, ‘When this is over, give me a call.’

“So I called him a few days ago, and he said, ‘A deal was cut for Mangano to endorse Cuomo in exchange for Cuomo staying out of the Senate races on Long Island,’ ’’ Lawler continued. “I asked him, ‘Who cut the deal?’ And he said, ‘People higher than me.’

“I said, ‘Dean?’ And he responded, ‘That would be a pretty good guess.’ ”

Again, it is the Post, but it would not surprise me. And it is one more reason that Cuomo’s 2016 ambitions must be strangled in the cradle.

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