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There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

“They all knew.”

It’s possible to be a liberal firebrand without crapping on the party.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

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The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

He really is that stupid.

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Halloween Assortment

by Betty Cracker|  October 31, 20145:57 pm| 252 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here’s ours:

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I stashed some Twix for myself and put some Crunch bars aside for the mister. Got candy?

Open thread.

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Ebolanoia and Its Opposite

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 20144:06 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

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(Drew Sheneman via GoComics.com)

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Props to the New Yorkers who understand how epidemic illness works:

Flu vaccinations are up 50 percent in New York City, according to the Health Department — though the city’s flu chief said it’s too soon to know whether the surge is the result of the vaccine being more widely available than ever before, or because of Ebola fears.

Mayor Bill de Blasio and other authorities have been saying a the flu shot is one of the best things people can do to fight Ebola — albeit indirectly. The vaccine does nothing to protect people from the deadly virus. But Dr. Jane Zucker, the city Health Department’s flu chief, said more people getting flu shots and nasal mist means fewer sick people diverting the esources of hospital emergency rooms…

Not so much for Bobby Jindal’s suffering state:

Louisiana has a message for many of the scientists and medical experts studying Ebola and aiding efforts to fight the deadly virus in West Africa — stay away.

The state sent a letter to members of the American Society of Tropical Medicine and Hygiene, which is holding its annual conference in New Orleans next week. If they’ve recently been to any of the West African countries where the virus has infected more than 13,000 people, they shouldn’t attend the meeting…

Louisiana’s decision was made to “address concerns regarding the possible importation of Ebola virus,” the state officials said in the letter. The state has instituted a policy that prohibits people who have traveled to West Africa or cared for people with virus in the past 21 days from using public transportation or joining large groups.

The state said it can’t effectively assess the risk of people who’ve been in the countries. “We see no utility in you traveling to New Orleans to simply be confined to your room,” the officials said in the letter…

Meanwhile, per NYMag, nurse Kaci Hickox defies the alarmists:

Quarantine-defying Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox, now home in Maine after escaping Chris Christie’s bluster in New Jersey, flaunted her freedom in the most Maine way possible this morning: by going on a bike ride. While health officials in the state are insisting she stay inside until November 10, when her 21-day incubation period ends, Hickox, who served with Doctors Without Borders in Sierra Leone but has twice tested negative for the virus and shown no symptoms, keeps pushing the boundaries.

Last night, “Hickox made her point when she stepped outside the home,” the Associated Press reports. “After speaking to reporters, she shook a hand offered by one of the reporters.”…

Per CNN [warning: autoplay video], there’s at least one sensible judge in Maine:

A Maine judge on Friday ruled in favor of a nurse who defied a quarantine in a tense standoff with state authorities, saying local health officials failed to prove the need for a stricter order enforcing an Ebola quarantine.

District Court Chief Judge Charles LaVerdiere ordered nurse Kaci Hickox, who recently returned to the United States after treating Ebola patients in Sierra Leone, to submit to “direct active monitoring,” coordinate travel with public health officials and immediately notify health authorities should symptoms appear…

I’m hoping Governors Christie (NJ) and LePage (Maine) get into a public shoving match at the next big GOP conclave. Preferably with Gov. Jindal trapped between them, for the lulz.

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Why It’s Important Apple CEO Tim Cook Declared His Sexuality

by Elon James White|  October 31, 20141:46 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

In a recent open letter to Bloomberg Businessweek, Apple CEO Tim Cook came out about his sexuality:

“Being gay has given me a deeper understanding of what it means to be in the minority and provided a window into the challenges that people in other minority groups deal with every day. It’s made me more empathetic, which has led to a richer life. It’s been tough and uncomfortable at times, but it has given me the confidence to be myself, to follow my own path, and to rise above adversity and bigotry. It’s also given me the skin of a rhinoceros, which comes in handy when you’re the CEO of Apple.”

It’s sad that we live in a world where people still have to declare who they love. But as long as there are still laws on the books that allow companies to discriminate against someone for their sexuality, it needs to be talked about.

Team Blackness also discussed–in a live show at Kingston 11 in Oakland–more feelings on street harrassment, a Philly cop caught on camera threatening a teenager for eye contact, and an inmate claiming he has a religious right to wear a pirate costume.

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Choose Wisely

by David Anderson|  October 31, 20141:38 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

A good friend of the blog just sent me this Youtube video on consumer directed health care:

and then I saw this and had to laugh as well:

Happy Halloween, nerds. pic.twitter.com/s03nvAlpUm

— Adrianna McIntyre (@onceuponA) October 31, 2014

Enjoy your open thread

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No, It Really Isn’t Heartbreaking

by John Cole|  October 31, 201412:39 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

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Thinkprogress posted this story to Facebook, stating that it is heartbreaking that it has to exist:

A small town outside Pittsburgh is getting a new, unusual grocery shopping option. Denise Marte is opening a store that will sell dented cans, bent boxes, and expired packages of food and other necessities at cut-rate prices in Rural Valley, PA.

Marte Mart is the latest entrant into a business category known as food salvage stores. The stores buy damaged goods that traditional retailers refuse, and they are regulated by the Food and Drug Administration like any other food provider. With prices of staple foods rising and the slow recovery from the recession leaving food budgets tight for millions, the stores have found success in other parts of the country, and Marte’s will bring the idea to Armstrong County.

That’s not heartbreaking, that’s awesome!

We have so much food wasted in this country that this is something that every city needs a few of:

The sheer volume of food wasted in the U.S. each year should cause us some shame, given how many people are hungry both in our own backyard and abroad.

Now the U.S. Department of Agriculture has provided us with a way to understand our flagrant annual waste in terms of calories, too. It’s pretty mind-boggling — 141 trillion calories down the drain, so to speak, or 1,249 calories per capita per day.

And if we could actually reduce this staggering quantity of food waste, the price of food worldwide might go down, according to a report from researchers at USDA’s Economic Research Service, Jean Buzby, Hodan Wells and Jeffrey Hyman.

To come up with these estimates of all the food that was harvested but never eaten, the team crunched the latest available data from 2010. This “lost” food encompasses all of the edible food available for consumption — including food that spoils or gets contaminated by mold or pests. It also includes the food that’s “wasted” — i.e. food discarded by retailers because it’s blemished, and the food left on our plates.

All told, 133 billion pounds of food was lost in 2010 — that’s 31 percent of the total food supply. And it was worth about $161.6 billion.

Many of those sell-by dates are just recommendations, and usually bad ones:

Pick up a gallon of milk or a carton of eggs and it will probably have a “sell-by” or “best-by” label. But what does that date actually mean? It’s unclear! The date can signify different things in different states. And many items stay fresh long after the expiration date passes.

But when does it all go bad?

In fact, the whole labeling system is a total mess, argues a new report (pdf) from the Harvard Food Law and Policy Clinic. Date labels are often so inscrutable and differ so widely from state to state that they’re essentially worthless as information. (The U.S. Department of Agriculture has a whole page straining to make sense of the whole muddle and does a good job explaining how long various foods will last.)

Another good link here on sell-by dates. I’m one of the people who, unless I am buying Chambers steaks (cut fresh in front of me by my local butcher), always buy all my meat from the manager’s specials and marked down category. Just throw it in the freezer and it will be fine.

And with produce, you would be shocked to learn how much is just wasted because it doesn’t look pretty or has a bruise or nick in it, etc. It’s still good food. No one cares how pretty an apple is in an apple pie, or sliced up, etc. Recently, a store in France has begun to highlight just this:

Customers rarely see imperfect fruit and vegetables—the bent cucumber, the two-legged carrot, even the heart-shaped potato—because they are tossed away long before they reach supermarket shelves. But this year, French supermarket chain, Intermarché, decided to feature these so-called ugly fruits and vegetables in their stores (in an effort to reduce food waste).

The campaign, Quoi ma gueule? (What’s wrong with my face?), was promoted over a two-day test period in March in Intermarché stores—France’s third largest supermarket chain—in the north-central town of Provins.

Each year, approximately one third of total food produced for human consumption, is wasted. The UN Environment Programme estimates the amount of food lost or wasted is equivalent to over half of the annual global production of cereals crops.

Intermarché gave the ugly vegetables their own catwalk—a dedicated area with their own labeling in the supermarket. The broader advertising campaign, Inglorious Fruits and Vegetables, starred Clementine, the unfortunate mandarin, who informed consumers that her imperfections were “actually quite cute.”

I wouldn’t buy seafood past the expiration, but around here, all the seafood is mainly frozen anyway. If something is past the sell buy or markdown date, it is store incompetence in that they put it on display in too great a quantity, etc.

Additionally, it takes a ridiculous amount of oil (and the ensuing environmental damage) to raise a steer, to get crops to market, etc.:

Three quarters of a gallon of oil to produce a pound of beef. At $4.00 per gallon, this implies the cost of a pound of beef includes $3.00 worth of oil. In reality, the oil is used for illustrative purposes only. The energy in the food systems comes from many sources, such as natural gas for fertilizer and drying grains, and the electric grid for almost everything. Broadly, however, industrial energy sources tend to have correlated prices and oil is considered the lynch pin since it is involved in the transportation of all goods, including energy inputs. Given the heavy use of oil in the food system wouldn’t you expect oil and food prices to correlate? Well they certainly do.

And they aren’t feeding the steer oil- it’s used to run the machinery that feeds them, tills the land, grows the crops, picks the crops, ships the crops and the meat, run the power plants that generate the electricity to keep them cold, and the oil is used to make the packaging the beef is in. That, in turn, leads to environmental damage and climate changing emissions:

If the amount of food the world wastes was a country, it would be topped only by China and the U.S. in terms of greenhouse gas emissions, according to a new UN report.

The report, published Wednesday by the UN Food and Agriculture Organization, found each year about a third of the food produced for human consumption worldwide — about 1.3 billion metric tons — is wasted, a practice which emits the equivalent of about 3.3 billion metric tons of greenhouse gases. That’s about twice the amount of carbon emitted from the U.S.’s transportation sector and close to twice the yearly emissions of India. That wasted food also wastes water — the report states that about 250 cubic kilometers of ground and surface water is used each year to produce food that is ultimately wasted, an amount about three times the volume of Lake Geneva in Switzerland.

So no, ThinkProgress, this is not heartbreaking. This is AWESOME. We should have these in every city, particularly for areas that are food deserts, and we would be doing a world of good. Less waste, more disposable income to be invested or spent in other parts of the country, fewer emissions and less fossil fuel use, exposing people who have only been able to shop in bodegas with prepackaged crap to healthier food options, and so much more. I wish there was one around here- I’d shop there every time I went to the grocery. I’d be getting the same quality of food for a better price, which means more money for me to spend on video games or other things I enjoy.

The only thing heartbreaking about this development is the stigma ThinkProgress is unwittingly attaching to it by saying it is heartbreaking, as if only poor people should eat ugly produce. Not to mention, anyone who lives near an apple orchard will tell you that pretty apples have been bred to be pretty, and taste nowhere near as good as the local apples, warts and all. Just look at what has been done to Red Delicious apples over the decades, where it became more important to marketers that they be Red, and the Delicious became an afterthought. Maybe this is a rural v. urban thing, where urban dwellers don’t really know where their food comes from- have you ever taken someone to a slaughterhouse for the first time? I remember visiting one in Germany to see how the sausage is made, so to speak, and I had several friends who swore off meat forever. I guess they thought they were just convincing the animals to kill themselves so they could be eaten. Beats me.

TL;DR- MORE OF THIS KIND OF STORE, PLEASE.

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Monty Python Was A Documentary

by Tom Levenson|  October 31, 201410:32 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

At least — those bits of mockumentary they’d sneak into the circus (think Kray brothers) may have to be reevaluated in light of the intro to this bit of (astonishing) rock history:

Have to say — I never knew about Clapton’s secret past as a stained glass designer.  But that narrator intro is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.  “The Cream” — priceless.

Chat about whatever.

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Dakota News, None of it Good

by @heymistermix.com|  October 31, 20149:34 am| 44 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014

A few weeks ago, the South Dakota senate race was looking kinda-sorta competitive, mainly because former Senator Larry Pressler was giving Republicans a place to put their vote if they didn’t like empty suit former Governor Mike Rounds. After a few million bucks poured into the race attacking Pressler (including money from Democrats), it’s looking like Republicans who were flirting with Pressler have come home to Rounds. (That graph is filtered to remove all “partisan” pollsters except PPP.) Weiland’s last ad is a pretty sad “I’m not Obama” effort. Rounds’ one scandal (explanation and links here) was given front-page play in South Dakota papers, and Weiland went at Rounds hammer and tongs, but at heart Rounds’ major flaw is his incompetence and low-level cronyism, and South Dakota voters have repeatedly shown that they will hold their noses and vote for a Republican with those traits.

Last time I posted about this race, there was some grumbling in the comments about Tom Daschle pushing Weiland into the race over Harry Reid’s supposedly preferred candidate, Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin. Perhaps that happened, but what’s more likely is that Herseth-Sandlin took a hard look at the race and realized that it’s not winnable. She and Tim Johnson are probably the last Democrats to hold federal office in that state for a long time. The population of these states is aging, and those old folks do two things: sit around and watch Fox News all day, and vote for Republicans like their lives depended on it.

Another factor in the shifting politics of the Dakotas is the Catholic Church’s obsession with abortion politics. This week, the North Dakota Supreme Court ruled in support of limiting chemical abortions in the state. This once again makes the work of the incredibly dedicated people at the state’s single clinic offering abortions (in Fargo) more difficult, which in turn makes the lives of the women they serve harder. Next week, North Dakotans will vote on a constitutional amendment that essentially says that constitutional protections begin at conception. The Dakota bishops apparently haven’t gotten Pope Francis’ memo that there are more important pastoral matters than protecting the rights of blobs of protoplasm, and hating gays.

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