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No need for pre-clearance at all

by David Anderson|  October 30, 20141:52 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: America, An Unexamined Scandal, Election 2014, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Bring On The Meteor, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Flash Mob of Hate, Fuck Yeah!, Good News For Conservatives

Why that is whacky talk, we’ve evolved past blatant racism to the point where the conservatives and reactionaries have to at least come up with something that fails the giggle test in their efforts to disenfranchise the “wrong” types of voters.

Al Jazeera America looks into the cross-state database being used by quite a few Republican led states to detect “voter” fraud, and as a data professional, much less a liberal, I want to cry:

The Crosscheck list of suspected double voters has been compiled by matching names from roughly 110 million voter records from participating states. Interstate Crosscheck is the pet project of Kansas’ controversial Republican secretary of state, Kris Kobach, known for his crusade against voter fraud.

The three states’ lists are heavily weighted with names such as Jackson, Garcia, Patel and Kim — ones common among minorities, who vote overwhelmingly Democratic. Indeed, fully 1 in 7 African-Americans in those 27 states, plus the state of Washington (which enrolled in Crosscheck but has decided not to utilize the results), are listed as under suspicion of having voted twice. This also applies to 1 in 8 Asian-Americans and 1 in 8 Hispanic voters. White voters too — 1 in 11…

The sample matches he showed his audience included the following criteria: first, last and middle name or initial; date of birth; suffixes; and Social Security number, or at least its last four digits…

In practice, all it takes to become a suspect is sharing a first and last name with a voter in another state. Typical “matches” identifying those who may have voted in both Georgia and Virginia include…. [emphasis mine at points of WTFedness]

I’ve spent a good chunk of my career making sure different data systems can talk to each other correctly.  One of the first things that I learned as a young minion to an old data scrubber was that names suck donkey dick as matching criteria.  There are numerous issues with names.  The easiest one is that a name is not a unique identifier.  If you google Richard Mayhew, there is me, a professor of literature and an English football player on the first page of results.  We are seperate people as you can easily verify by my spelling adventures and the fact that I am a referee and not a player.  As AJA points out, Democratic leaning ethnic groups tend to have a higher concentration of people with common names.

More importantly names change.  My wife Jane Mary Mayhew nee Doe can be found in a variety of databases under Jane Mary Mayhew, Jane M. Mayhew, Jane Doe, Jane Mary Doe, Jane M. Doe-Mayhew, J. Doe Mayhew.  Her sister Joan Maria can be found in several database as J. M. Doe.  My cousin Judy is in several databsae as J. Mayhew.  You try and figure out whether J. Mayhew is a unique individual in multiple location of unique individuals in multiple, unique locations?  You can’t with names.

Secondly, the next point of failure is that people move. Democrats and Democratic leaning voters tend to be more transient within a metro area as they are more likely to be either young or renters rather than middle age or old homeowners. So actual matches of someone voting in Precinct 1 in 2009 and Precinct 77 in 2011 is explained by natural movement. It is not a crime to move and vote at a new home.

It could be done with a reasonable degree of confidence (reasonable for say marketing purposes) on a match of first name, middle indicator, last name, gender (although that is fuzzy) date of birth, SSN or credit card numbers, but even that methodology will spit out some percentage of screwed up results that need expensive manual intervention to clean the list.  The screw ups will happen because the source data list is seldom pristine.  People will enter Richard Mayhew once and then Dick Mayhew another time or they could transcribe a number on their SSN, or Joe Smith, Joe Smith Jr, and Joe Smith III all live at the same house and you’re not sure which one owns which birthday or SSN.  Informed guesses can be made, but they are precisely that, guesses.  Cleaning up the residuals seldom is cost effective for basic marketing as it could easily be a $10 to $20 per name to validate cost for a $1 piece of mail.  However, for voting purposes, cleaning up the list should be worth $10 per residual individual.

If we wanted to have a solid national voter verification project, then that would mean federalizing elections where all citizens receive a biometric secured national identification card free of charge, and swiping that card at a precinct would bring up a custom ballot for the races that an individual is eligible to vote in.  And once a person swipes the card at a single location and submits a ballot, they would be locked out from voting for the rest of the relevant electoral cycle.  It would eliminate the right church, wrong pew problem, it would eliminate the three voting machines at a precinct with 1,500 urban voters compared to the 9 machines at the suburban precinct with 500 registered voters problem, it would eliminate any illusion of legitimate concerns about voter impersonation fraud, and it would eliminate fears of double voting.  It would actually solve a problem. It would be costly, but it would work.

But since voter identification and caging is not about actually solving a problem, we can’t have that… it is just proof that there is absolutley no fucking need whatsoever for preclearance or aggressive federal supervision of elections as only the Elected should elect the elected.

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Not Even Trying To Hide It

by Tom Levenson|  October 30, 201410:31 am| 127 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Election 2016, Lindsey Graham's Fee Fees, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality

Via TPM — Lindsay Graham (R-Who Can We Bomb Today) tells the one true beating heart of the GOP exactly what it wants to hear.  Speaking to the all-male, seemingly all-pale Hibernian Society fo Charleston SC, the Senator forgot a fundamental truth of modern politics:  there is no such thing as a private speech anymore.  Or maybe he just doesn’t care.  Whatever, here’s Lindsay, letting his freak flag fly:

“If I get to be president, white men who are in male-only clubs are going to do great in my presidency,” Graham says …as the audience laughs. (h/t Twitteratus @GrooveSDC)

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Leave aside the cosmic delusion there — is there any geographical location outside the confines of his head in which any sentient being thinks Graham could be elected president? — the glory and horror of this confirmed-by-audio (head over to TPM for a listen) lies with its utter, transparent, total honesty.  Graham speaks the core Republican truth.  The people they server are rich white men.  Full stop.

Please proceed, senator:

“I’ve tried to help you with your tax status,” the senator says in another recording. “I’m sorry the government’s so f*cked up.”

Because, of course, the only thing that the United States government really exists to do is to make sure rich white guys  capture more money.

Friends don’t let friends vote Republican.

Ever.

Oh — and one more thing:  if there is any last deluded teahadist out there who thought until now that the movement really had a chance to reclaim the GOP for the values of some mythic better America, you can apologize to the rest of us anytime.

Image:  Rembrandt van Rijn, Syndics of the Drapers’ Guild, 1661.

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Malkinesque

by John Cole|  October 30, 20149:17 am| 130 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Sociopaths, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

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Remember when Michelle Malkin was nosing around Graeme Fost’s house inspecting his countertops? Charles C. Johnson carries on the tradition of stalkerish behavior:

After a pitstop for an Italian dinner on Tuesday night, right-wing agitator Charles C. Johnson showed up at what he thought was the residence of his biggest online adversary — a man who just so happens to share his name — and snapped photos of himself standing outside the complex’s gate holding conspiracy theory bumper stickers.

Johnson said he retrieved the address to the Pacific Palisades apartment online.

“At the world headquarters of Little Green Footballs…” Johnson tweeted, appending a hashtag to signify his latest obsession.

Little Green Footballs, of course, is the online home of blogger Charles Johnson. But the apartment shown in the tweet hasn’t been his actual home for more than 10 years.

“Actually, when I first saw it I didn’t recognize the place because I haven’t lived there for so long,” Johnson of Little Green Footballs told TPM on Wednesday. “I thought he was just making a joke at first and I looked at it again and realized that’s the place I used to live.”

The conservative Johnson, who’s kicked up dust during the last several months in an attempt to put his stamp on seemingly every news cycle, told TPM in an email that the stunt was meant as a bit of humorous revenge.

“The lesser Charles Johnson encouraged his followers to stalk me for daring to report the name of the Ebola nurse, Nina Pham, 12 hours before the rest of the media,” the founder of the fledgling GotNews.com said in the email. “He’s kind of crazy and I’ve talked to law enforcement about what can be done about his sending stalkers my way. Showing up at his apartment complex door was intended as something of a joke. I knew he would go nuts on Twitter all night, which he promptly did.”

These people are certifiable.

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Too many choices

by David Anderson|  October 30, 20148:08 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance

My son is starting his Terrible Twos.

One of the great challenges he faces is his cognitive processing ability crashes six hours after he wake sup.  He just can not make a decision as to whether or not he wants to watch Team Umizoomi or Bubble Guppies and once he decided that he wants Chuggington (which was never in the choice space), figuring out what episode he wants is another choice that he can not make.  He can say no, and he can get frustrated but he can not process what he actually desires.

One of the ways that we short-circuit a tantrum yet to be is by me becoming absolutely absurd.  I’ll put a shoe on my head and ask him if that is where it belongs.  I will try to wear his jacket or use the cat as a shawl or attempt to read a book with my toes.  Any of these actions will prompt a storm of laughing No’s and Silly Daddy, which cascades into giggles as he shows me HOW THINGS SHOULD BE and  he forgets about the decision that he could not make.  And then we start bed or nap time.

Everyone has processing limits.  Most adults processing limits are significantly higher than those of an adorable toddler, but our limits are finite.  Choice overload leads to very predictable cognitive biases as we shut down as the search and sorting costs of massive flows of poorly organized information aren’t worth the gains of making an optimal choice, so we satisfice instead on the criteria of stopping the pain of making a horrendous choice and make mediocre choices.

This is one of the problems of the Exchange model. Uncurated choices produce overload.

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Late Night Long Read Watch: George R.R. Martin’s “Silmarillion”

by Anne Laurie|  October 29, 201411:06 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture, Readership Capture

Via Slate, for the release of World of Ice and Fire, co-written (perhaps too much so, if you read the Amazon reviews) with Elio Garcia and Linda Antonsson, “creators of the renowned fansite Westeros.org.”

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

by John Cole|  October 29, 20148:26 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter

Here’s a fascinating graphic showing where people have benefited the most from the ACA:

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If you notice, the people who have benefited the most from the ACA are also the ones who hate it the most and will be hammering the Democrats in the next election. There just must be something about the President they just don’t like.

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World Series Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  October 29, 20148:15 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It all comes down to who has the driest wings.

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Kinda rooting for KC but won’t be heartbroken if SF wins. Feel free to discuss whatever!

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