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You know what I want

by DougJ|  October 5, 20165:34 pm| 132 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    I know what Doug wants, I know what he likes, I got what Doug wants, I see him looking…

  2. 2.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 5, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    Or maybe you don’t.

  3. 3.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: I just wanted to sing.

  4. 4.

    West of the Cascades

    October 5, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    I gave what Doug wants …

  5. 5.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    October 5, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    More cowbell?

    ETA: And “Money”!

  6. 6.

    currants

    October 5, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    Me too. Wish I had a job and could chip in more.

  7. 7.

    Pogonip

    October 5, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    I want some Walter. Debit, are you there?

  8. 8.

    Lee Hartmann

    October 5, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Does he have to come right out and tell you everything?

  9. 9.

    hilts

    October 5, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    For only the third time since The Atlantic’s founding in 1857, the editors endorse a candidate for president. The case for Hillary Clinton.

    Hillary Rodham Clinton has more than earned, through her service to the country as first lady, as a senator from New York, and as secretary of state, the right to be taken seriously as a White House contender. She has flaws (some legitimately troubling, some exaggerated by her opponents), but she is among the most prepared candidates ever to seek the presidency. We are confident that she understands the role of the United States in the world; we have no doubt that she will apply herself assiduously to the problems confronting this country; and she has demonstrated an aptitude for analysis and hard work.

    Donald Trump, on the other hand, has no record of public service and no qualifications for public office. His affect is that of an infomercial huckster; he traffics in conspiracy theories and racist invective; he is appallingly sexist; he is erratic, secretive, and xenophobic; he expresses admiration for authoritarian rulers, and evinces authoritarian tendencies himself. He is easily goaded, a poor quality for someone seeking control of America’s nuclear arsenal. He is an enemy of fact-based discourse; he is ignorant of, and indifferent to, the Constitution; he appears not to read.

  10. 10.

    Miss Bianca

    October 5, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    OK, OK, Doug, I did it.

  11. 11.

    Miss Bianca

    October 5, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    @Kropadope: Stop that, stop that, NO SINGING!!

  12. 12.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    @Miss Bianca: If you could actually hear me, I would understand the sentiment. However…

  13. 13.

    ? Martin

    October 5, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    Shit. Matthew has at least one solid model that show it brushing up against Florida, then turning southeast, hitting the Bahamas again, and then coming back and hitting Florida again next week. Man, I hope that’s wrong.

  14. 14.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 5, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Let’s not bicker about who killed who….

  15. 15.

    MomSense

    October 5, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    @Pogonip:

    I saw a woman walking two black labs today and thought of Debit with Walter and Ellie. I was tempted to yell “squirrel” out the window but thought better of it.

  16. 16.

    MomSense

    October 5, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    I set up recurring donations months ago but every now and then I give a little extra like last night to reward the candidate who was not the liar liar Pence on fire.

  17. 17.

    Eric U.

    October 5, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    Indiana raids a voter registration office and confiscates equipment and personal phones. LINK It’s virtually impossible to commit crimes in registering voters, this is straight-up voter intimidation.

    This has infuriated me. I want the FBI and Federal Marshals to raid their State Police and make mass arrests

  18. 18.

    Miss Bianca

    October 5, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    @Kropadope: I thought for sure you were referencing this…

  19. 19.

    Face

    October 5, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    @? Martin: thats a lot of back and forth for one ‘cane. Damn thing has GPS?

  20. 20.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    @Miss Bianca: No, but I wish I had been. Don’t think I’ve seen that movie in over a decade.

  21. 21.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 5, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Great minds think alike.

    @Kropadope: You sir, are seriously lacking in your continuing education. Keep this up and it will be off to the FEMA camps for you

  22. 22.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: Funny you say that, because I’m in a classroom this very minute.

  23. 23.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 5, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    @Kropadope: Obviously the WRONG classroom. ;-)

  24. 24.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: Monty Python studies is tomorrow night.

  25. 25.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    @Kropadope:

    Monty Python studies is tomorrow night.

    No it’s not!!

  26. 26.

    RaflW

    October 5, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    There’s a little lag time, but I think I just pulled us over $38K. Lets keep it rollin’, because now would be a great time for these candidates to be spending and/or budgeting the final stretch!

    Also gonna kick a bit (more) to HRC since we’re in the strange space between the Veep debate and the town hall.

  27. 27.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    @Kropadope: I expect a 3 page double spaced report.

  28. 28.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: OK, I lied, it’s American Musical Theatre, but where was Spamalot actually produced?

  29. 29.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    @Kropadope:

    Don’t give me that! I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    @RaflW:

    I made a contribution last night, but just kicked in a little extra. Nice to watch the numbers creeping up. (As opposed to Pence, who creeps me out.)

  31. 31.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 5, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: Can you say the letter “k”?

  32. 32.

    Prescott Cactus

    October 5, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    @Face: Recalculating.

  33. 33.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Silly bunt, of kourse I kan.

  34. 34.

    Ceci n'est pas mon nym

    October 5, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    My Florida sister just emailed the family to let us know that my brother-in-law, her husband, has ignored the mandatory evacuation order and refuses to leave the coast.

    What does this prove exactly?

    He’s a smart guy and a great guy in many ways but a complete wingnut. I just can’t figure him out 90% of the time.

    Hope he comes through it OK. FSM protects fools and drunks, right?

  35. 35.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    October 5, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:

    So is your sister (and any kids/pets) evacuating, at least?

  36. 36.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:
    I find myself idly wondering whether Mar-a-Lago is in the cone, and if Drumpf has all the insurance premiums paid up.

    ETA: Of course I hope for only safe outcomes for your family, up to and including the crazy BIL.

  37. 37.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:
    I was about to ask if he’s a stand your ground type of winger, and then I read on. Well good luck to him, is just a winger or is he fully gone all the way to being a Trumpster?
    Tell your sister that if he won’t leave, she should get herself the hell out of there. Best of luck.

  38. 38.

    PsiFighter37

    October 5, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    Anyone think Patrick Murphy can actually pull it out against Lil’ Marco? I would really like that lazy asshole gone come next January.

  39. 39.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    DONALD TRUMP’S TAX RECORDS: A TALE OF BUSINESS FAILURES
    BY KURT EICHENWALD ON 10/5/16 AT 3:47 PM

  40. 40.

    Ceci n'est pas mon nym

    October 5, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet): @hovercraft: Yes, she took the rest of the family and left.

  41. 41.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    Tweety is sad that Kelly Ayotte may be a casualty of Donald Trumps. Asshole.

  42. 42.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 5, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:

    The last big hurricane I was in was in Mobile decades ago. It’s not just a question of “Fuck, no, my house is not going to get blown over.” It’s that damage is done all over the surrounding area.

    We had trees and power lines down all over town, which made it hard or impossible to get places, and then when you got to the grocery store, say, it was closed because their power had been out so long the food was spoiled. And plus you’re clogging up the streets while aid workers and repair crews are trying to do their thing. But, hey, rock on, rugged individualists!

  43. 43.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:
    Good for her, hope they all stay safe, even the nutter who refused to leave.

  44. 44.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 5, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:

    Good on her!

  45. 45.

    dww44

    October 5, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    @MomSense: At 7 p.m.Christ Matthews led off his show by patting himself on the back for calling Pence as the winner of last night’s debate. Went on to say that Kaine was defensive, couldn’t handle any criticism of Hillary, interrupted lots, whereas Pence was smooth and provided a real leg up to the Trump campaign, and he said it remains to be seen if that carries through to the next debate.

    While I did not watch last night’s debate, this is why Matthews bothers me so much. For a purported liberal he’s so much into the horserace and not the issues of the election that he leads off with this crap. I switched channels.

  46. 46.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @hovercraft:

    Kelly Ayotte’s toast.
    Role model? “Absolutely!”
    Tweety haz a sad.

  47. 47.

    NR

    October 5, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    Clinton is starting to show very narrow (1-2 point) leads in Ohio polls. Since Trump has chosen the Rust Belt as his hill to die on, he has no path without Ohio.

  48. 48.

    Smiling Mortician

    October 5, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: Exceptionally well played. And I’ve been meaning to tell you how much I like your new-ish nym.

    – Smiling Mortician, union thug & feminazi

  49. 49.

    ThresherK

    October 5, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    @dww44: He’s a dishwater cocktail. I don’t care that he’s a purported liberal, what I care is that he sucks at calling the horserace.

    Could Matthews call a real horserace at Saratoga, as wrong as he gets so many things?

  50. 50.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 5, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    @NR: I thought you’ve been saying for months she was the only candidate who could lose to Donald Trump, Dummy.

  51. 51.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Have you seen what the University of South Carolina is doing with the football game against Georgia Saturday night? They are evacuating upwards of a million people from the “low country” and a primary destination is Columbia. USC says they are not going to move the game even though Gov Haley has told them there will be no support from the SC State Police. They have moved a fucking volleyball game to Athens but 80,000 people for a football game is on!

  52. 52.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 5, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @dww44:

    Tweety is a blockhead. Plus last night he was criticizing Kaine for butting in, and Tweety is the king of talking over his guests!

  53. 53.

    dww44

    October 5, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @ThresherK: I’m gonna remember that “dishwater cocktail”. That is Tweety.

  54. 54.

    TS

    October 5, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @dww44: Pence and what he has done/is doing to Indiana is a horror story – none of this so called liberal media seems to want to talk about that.

  55. 55.

    MomSense

    October 5, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @dww44:

    I don’t see how it can be considered a win if it requires multiple lied and denials. If Pence had attempted to compete based on the merits of his ideas or the actual record of the Republican ticket he would have lost.

    The other thing that really bothers me about employing lies and denials in order to win an election is that this will make it impossible to govern. Your allies and adversaries will not trust you making diplomacy impossible. You won’t have credibility with the financial markets. How are you supposed to cut deals with Congress to pass legislation if no one trusts what you tell them.

    It’s also just morally indefensible especially coming from a so called Christian.

  56. 56.

    ThresherK

    October 5, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @dww44: That’s what happens when a mild-mannered fellow like me has a beer on a weeknight!

    Take it with my blessing.

  57. 57.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 5, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @raven:

    Fucking idiots. “You’re not the boss of me!”

  58. 58.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    October 5, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @Face: It’s Florida, they let grandpa drive.

  59. 59.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    @Smiling Mortician:

    Thanks, SM! My varying nyms are only because I’m too weak to resist the blandishments of commenters who say things like “I really miss your ‘mob enforcer’ persona,” so then I feel compelled to bring “mob enforcer” back and tack it on to the already-cumbersome “liberal bitch,” which was a joke to begin with….

    I’m all in favor of “union thug and feminazi” as an integral part of your own nym.

  60. 60.

    debbie

    October 5, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch:

    Speaking of creeping out, have you seen soonergrunt’s new Twitter avatar?

  61. 61.

    Shana

    October 5, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    @Kropadope: Oooh, what shows are you covering in the class?

  62. 62.

    NR

    October 5, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: She can still lose.

  63. 63.

    piratedan

    October 5, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    @TS: not just how Pence has actually governed but what the actual “policy” proposals of what the GOP have put forth could actually do…

    I want to be clear here, the GOP does have a lot of well defined goals…

    Roe vs Wade.. gone with perhaps a few extreme exceptions
    privatize social security
    dump Medicare/Medicaid for anyone who can’t be quantified as one of their supporters
    “Take The Oil” from anyone they can easily bully
    Business should be able to do what they want
    Churches should be given exemptions to act like businesses (at least the Christian ones)
    Cops replace the justice system with themselves

    granted, a lot of this is painted in some awesome language that sounds like the epitome of freedom, but naturally the fine print says otherwise and we can have a pretty good idea on who wrote the fine print.

    The media, gives it all a pass, because their mandate now is to make money for their shareholders in infotainment and outrage sells and drives clicks.

    Its pretty fucking sad that its come to this.

  64. 64.

    gogol's wife

    October 5, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    TCM is showing A Face in the Crowd. It’s a little too close for comfort.

  65. 65.

    eclare

    October 5, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Agree. Friend in Miami was going to shop for supplies TODAY.

  66. 66.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    @debbie:

    No! Shall go in search of it. Does he tweet under “Soonergrunt,” or his own name (which I have via FB), or what?

  67. 67.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    @gogol’s wife: America America is pretty interesting too.

  68. 68.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    @dww44:
    Tweety really hates Clinton, and he feels strongly that Trump has a very strong case, and if only he would stick to his three points of strength:
    1) Bad trade deals
    2) Open borders
    3) Stupid wars
    Tweety agrees with Trump that these three things are the countries biggest problems. Never mind that Trump has no actual solutions, but the fact that he’s named them gives Tweety something to support. Now if only Trump will just keep pounding on these he will win, enough with the beauty queens and all that other stuff. Apparently he’s like a Trumpeter, he likes the message and finds Trump charming, so as long as he keeps his nature hidden, everything is good, and since he also knows and likes Pence, he’s sure everything will be alright. That’s the other thing, he’s smart enough to never come out and say it outright, but he basically wants abortion reduced to the life of the mother.

  69. 69.

    piratedan

    October 5, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    @hovercraft: am so glad that I stopped watching that asshat years ago.

  70. 70.

    guachi

    October 5, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @NR:

    Clinton is starting to show very narrow (1-2 point) leads in Ohio polls. Since Trump has chosen the Rust Belt as his hill to die on, he has no path without Ohio.

    It’s not a bad strategy. If you look at the states that make up the Big 10 Conference (back when it was 11 teams in 1990 when Penn State was added) that basically covers much of the Rust Belt/Midwest the states. All, excepting two, are remarkably close at a Presidential level.

    The average PVI at the presidential level for each state since 2000:
    Illinois: +13.8%
    Michigan: +6.3%
    Minnesota: +3.7%
    Pennsylvania: +3.3%
    Wisconsin: +3.1%
    Iowa: +1.4%
    Ohio: -1.8%
    Indiana: -13.7%

    That’s 80 electoral votes in one spot (if you stretch to include Michigan).

    VA/NC is 28.
    CO/NM/NV is 20.
    FL is all on its own at 29.
    NH is also alone and even smaller at 4.

  71. 71.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    @hovercraft:

    Tweety really hates Clinton

    I continue to be mystified by this idea that MSNBC is so pro-Clinton. Tweety hates her, Mrs. Greenspan obviously despises her, Rachel doesn’t seem to have much use for her, Lawrence who can tell but I think not, forget Halperin and his sidekick, obviously forget Tuck Choad — maybe Joy? My listening patterns are erratic and brief enough that I don’t have a good sense of all the anchors, but I certainly never come away with a lefty-liberal vibe.

  72. 72.

    debbie

    October 5, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch:

    He goes by soonergrunt.

  73. 73.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: I don’t think you watch it enough. Rachel and Lawrence hammer Trump all the time.

  74. 74.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 5, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: Hayes, O”Donnell and Maddow were all pretty pro-Bernie, IMHO Maddow got over it first, O’Donnell has a personal grudge against Clinton going back to some perceived slights against his surrogate daddy Moynihan, but he hates Trump more. Hayes in the opening segment on his show tonight was ready to plots at Sanders die hard Katrina Vanden Heuvel who was celebrating Donald Trump’s revolt against the neocon, neoliberal establishment around Hillary Clinton (even though KVH doesn’t want him to be president). I’m still reeling from her hot house orchid, precious stupidity.

  75. 75.

    NR

    October 5, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    @guachi: Trump is getting to the point where he has to sweep all those states (except Illinois and maybe Minnesota) to win, though. It’s possible, but it’s a tough path. We’ll see if he can manage it.

  76. 76.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    @hovercraft: He thinks Trump has a point on “stupid wars” while his entire ME policy is “bomb the shit out of them and take the oil” ?!?!?!?!?!?

    Head -> Desk

  77. 77.

    Roger Moore

    October 5, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @MomSense:

    It’s also just morally indefensible especially coming from a so called Christian.

    I’m sure he would rationalize it as doing what is necessary to win the election and govern the country as a true Christian. Just as he rationalizes punishing the poor as genuinely kind by teaching them self-reliance instead of dependence. This is how people actually sell their souls to the devil: a little piece at a time. They justify each step down the path to Hell as a necessary compromise that will ultimately get them to Heaven.

  78. 78.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch:
    Rachel is more liberal than her, but is on board.
    Chris Hayes is on board, never struck me as a Bernie or buster
    Lawrence is on board but not in love with her
    Joy is all in
    Steve Kornacki apparently hates both Clintons, because of Paul Tsongas
    The rest are all “neutral reporters” if you can believe that. So basically the primetime lineup is made up of liberals who are with her but not enthusiastically.

  79. 79.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    @hovercraft: Yea, well, there are a lot if us.

  80. 80.

    J R in WV

    October 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @Eric U.:

    This!! Those guys should have their phone records and email gone over with a fine-tooth comb, while they cool their heels in jail, in Arizona. No way this isn’t right-wing treason.

    ETA: I gave the first day this was up. Going to phone bank into Ohio tomorrow, going to Ohio to go door to door the 2 weekends before the election.

    GOTV people!!!

  81. 81.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @Kropadope:
    Well he thinks Trump has a point when he says we never should have gone into Iraq and Libya, he thinks Hillary is too hawkish. And yes I know that Trump was never against those wars, and yes as a journalist Tweety knows this. But just as with his bullshit about liking Trump when he sticks to the issues, Tweety simply elides past the fact that Trump is lying because he agrees with what he is saying now. The fact that he lies constantly and is inconsistent about everthing doesn’t seem to bother him.
    So still head desk.

  82. 82.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @Shana: So far we have mostly focused on history and haven’t actually seen or listened to many shows asides from short clips. A lot of the discussion has been on how musical theatre developed as a medium, how it differed from European opera, social impacts, who the major composers were, things of that nature. There were short clips of Showboat, Avenue Q, and Les Miserables.

  83. 83.

    J R in WV

    October 5, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    @Ceci n’est pas mon nym:

    Hope your sister and everyone else in the family has hit the road already !!

    If Bro-in-law wants to see the Cat 3 or 4 storm first hand, he can go for it. But he shouldn’t keep anyone who wants to be safer from heading NW ASAP.

    How do you spel dumb-ass!

  84. 84.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @hovercraft:

    Well he thinks Trump has a point when he says we never should have gone into Iraq and Libya, he thinks Hillary is too hawkish. And yes I know that Trump was never against those wars

    Those wars were great ideas until there were difficulties then they were always obviously bad ideas from the start.

  85. 85.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    Donald Trump, on the other hand, has no record of public service and no qualifications for public office. His affect is that of an infomercial huckster; he traffics in conspiracy theories and racist invective; he is appallingly sexist; he is erratic, secretive, and xenophobic; he expresses admiration for authoritarian rulers, and evinces authoritarian tendencies himself. He is easily goaded, a poor quality for someone seeking control of America’s nuclear arsenal. He is an enemy of fact-based discourse; he is ignorant of, and indifferent to, the Constitution; he appears not to read.

    Part of what Rachel just read from Atlantic.

  86. 86.

    satby

    October 5, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    kicking in on Friday when I get paid.

    OT,but a little splurge I allowed myself when I started working was to resubscribe to Direct TV because I really missed TCM and there was a sale. And since then TCM has only run crap at times I could watch. The kicker was tonight, where they had Jonah Goldberg bloviating about A Face in the Crowd “from a conservative perspective” (WTF??)
    I’d cancel my subscription, but it’s a two year contract.

  87. 87.

    rikyrah

    October 5, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    @Eric U.: this is who they are. ??

  88. 88.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 5, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    @raven: Well, yeah, but aside from that.

  89. 89.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Take this for what it’s worth: a friend of a friend in a FB (liberal, progressive) group. I cannot in any way testify as to the veracity. But I’d be interested to know if anyone else has heard of similar shenanigans:

    Odd happenings in Clermont County, Ohio. My wife’s friend recently lost her father. A few days after the funeral, the young lady and her siblings each received a sympathy card from the Trump campaign. The card stated that the deceased was a great supporter of Trump and asked each of the siblings to vote for Trump IN MEMORY OF THE DECEASED. The man didn’t support Trump. I’ve never heard of such a thing. Has anyone else?

    Haven’t looked up Clermont County yet, don’t know where it is or what its demographic profile is. But I know we have a number of Ohioans here who could possibly weigh in on this.

  90. 90.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: The article is fun!

  91. 91.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 5, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    @efgoldman: I don’t mean to pick on old people, particularly since I am one, but watching a number of old people in public life (all men as it happens) has made me think that they’re slipping with age. I first started thinking that with Scalia, but look now at Matthews, Giuliani, and Trump. They’re like exaggerated versions of themselves, like self-parodies. It put the fear of god in me because maybe that’s happening to me too. How would I know?

  92. 92.

    RaflW

    October 5, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    I just updated my spreadsheet, I’ve contributed to 21 different Democratic candidates this year. And I’ve given more this year than I ever have. And I feel good about it. I hope I will in November, but whatever happens in each race, I’ll feel like I didn’t sit this out and let good candidates hang out to dry.

    I think many of these have a good chance even though I know the CW is starting to harden that Dems can’t take the Senate, we have to try and we still might. And any closing of the margin of crazy in the House is worth chasing, IMO.

    And, I’m backing one total longshot because I also believe that we should field a legit candidate in every race possible, particularly for statewide seats, even if the incumbent is +30 in the (limited, for obvious reasons) polls. Because a Democrat should be out stumping for our policy positions, and pointing out how wrong the GOPer is. And every once in a while, a GOPer has a sudden zipper problem or drops dead. Ya never know!

  93. 93.

    Mnemosyne

    October 5, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @satby:

    You should be able to get WatchTCM for your laptop or tablet, enter your DirecTV information, and then fast-forward through those bumpers. They usually have movies up for about 7 to 10 days after they air.

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    Anoniminous

    October 5, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    @Kropadope:

    Not covering Die Dreigroschenoper?

    ETA: as an influencing source

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    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Fast Forwarding on those streaming sites is tricky as hell.

  96. 96.

    debbie

    October 5, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch:

    Clermont County is near Cincinnati, but I haven’t heard of that scam yet.

  97. 97.

    Baud

    October 5, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    They’re like exaggerated versions of themselves, like self-parodies. It put the fear of god in me because maybe that’s happening to me too. How would I know?

    Since you’re here, it may already be too late.

  98. 98.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady:

    It put the fear of god in me because maybe that’s happening to me too. How would I know?

    No worries, efg and I will tell you.

  99. 99.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    @debbie:

    It’s really disgusting if true.

  100. 100.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 5, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    @hovercraft: Chris Matthews is one of these idiots who thinks he relates to populism and the working class… even though he’s a multimillionaire.

  101. 101.

    Baud

    October 5, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    @RaflW: Good for you. So many people have stepped up, it’s inspiring.

  102. 102.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @raven: poor decisions being made in South Carolina? Unpossible!

  103. 103.

    Hal

    October 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @hovercraft: I gave up on Chris Matthews after watching his literal, foam at the mouth freak out over Obama’s first debate against Mitt Romney. Dude was convinced that debate could amount to President Romney. His reaction was so over the top I was done.

  104. 104.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: @Baud: Beat me up if I get too weird!

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    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Ding

  106. 106.

    Baud

    October 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: We’re more likely to make you queen of the blog.

  107. 107.

    Mnemosyne

    October 5, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @raven:

    True — sometimes it’s better to treat the bumpers like a commercial and wander away to the fridge for a minute until the bloviator stops bloviating.

    But WatchTCM is also great because if a movie aired and you missed it, you usually have almost 2 weeks to watch it on the site (though there are a few that can’t be streamed or have much shorter windows for contractual reasons).

  108. 108.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 5, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @Kropadope: Trump thinks we do war half-assed and politically correct. It’s just a version of the old story that Real Men Go To Baghdad. He’s not antiwar or anti-imperialist in the slightest. It’s entirely the opposite.

  109. 109.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Oh, good to know.I have a 2TB dvr on Dish and I probably have 35 movies saved!

  110. 110.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @efgoldman:
    Who do you think honestly likes Tweety? Birds of a feather.

  111. 111.

    Iowa Old Lady

    October 5, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud: LOL.

  112. 112.

    redshirt

    October 5, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    I got a Trump flyer in the mail. I guess it’s cause I’m in Maine district 2 and he seems to be targeting it heavily. He’s coming back to Maine for crying out loud, but to Portland again, which is district 1, and will vote against him 60-40.

    Makes sense. All for an electoral vote, I guess.

  113. 113.

    hovercraft

    October 5, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    @Hal:
    He’s the only person who made Sully’s seem normal.

  114. 114.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    @Anoniminous: It was mentioned briefly in my book by its English name. A lot of these older shows are getting breezed over, I assume because getting audio/video of them is difficult. The longest bit I could find of Lady, Be Good was 12 minutes.

  115. 115.

    Baud

    October 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    There are millions of us. I still can’t believe we can’t have decent media that markets to our outlook.

  116. 116.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: reading between the lines of the Russert reminiscences, it became pretty clear that Tweety and Pumpkinhead did not much care for each other, which is a bit surprising given that they were both so deeply committed to a romantic, bowdlerized view of the white ethnic, and Catholic, working class they grew up in, even while both own(ed) summer homes on Cape Cod, think of Maureen Dowd as their brilliantly witty baby sister by another mother, and were, along with Tom Brokaw, the chief promoters of John McCain as a modest war hero of unquestionable character, some say to give them some vicarious military (macho) cred and assuage their guilt for having had other priorities during Vietnam.

  117. 117.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    Trump thinks we do war half-assed and politically correct.

    Exhibit A that Republicans don’t understand that concept beyond “things I don’t like.”

    It’s just a version of the old story that Real Men Go To Baghdad.

    Yup, that’s what we need, more of that.

  118. 118.

    raven

    October 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: One of the reasons Tweety just fucking love the Swift Boat shitheads, especially O’Neill.

  119. 119.

    Lizzy L

    October 5, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    I just gave another $25 to Hillary. That’ll be it until next week. I don’t have much extra to give the down ballot races, but I do plan to give Douglas Applegate some money — he’s Darrell Issa’s opponent. Meanwhile, I’m phone banking.

  120. 120.

    Anoniminous

    October 5, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Kropadope:

    huh

    Three Penny Opera is literally the start of 20th Century musical theater.

  121. 121.

    Mike in NC

    October 5, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Tweety is just another rich entitled prick whose taxes would go down under Trump.

  122. 122.

    Shana

    October 5, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    @Kropadope: Sounds fun.

  123. 123.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    @Anoniminous: My book places it at “The Governor’s Son.” Though, again, the class is American musical theatre, so the focus has been pretty uniformly domestic.

    @Shana: It’s great fun; we do a short weekly reading, talk about it in class, watch some videos, then write an occasional paper. Plus it covers two of my prerequisites, it’s fucking brilliant.

  124. 124.

    FlipYrWhig

    October 5, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    @Kropadope: There is so much odd wishful thinking around Trump and what he stands for. He stands for “fuck you.” Nothing good, positive, or whatnot, on any level, about anything.

  125. 125.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: Well, when you put it like that, I can see the message’s appeal.

  126. 126.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 5, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    I think that’s really the thing. In 2004, 2008, and 2012, I was in a position to contribute the maximum allowable, but I was working so I couldn’t give more than a couple of weekends of volunteer time. Now that I’m retired, I’m extremely constrained as to the money I can donate to the cause, but have a pretty fair amount of volunteer time for HRC and down-ballots. It all works out.

  127. 127.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 5, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    @Lizzy L: @SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch: Everyone’s situation is different. Time, money, temperament, skill set, etc. The important thing is that everyone contributes what s/he can.

  128. 128.

    hilts

    October 5, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    @hovercraft:

    “Tweety really hates Clinton, and he feels strongly that Trump has a very strong case, and if only he would stick to his three points of strength”

    Over the summer, Chris Matthews went on Morning Joe to plug his Trump documentary and lamented the fact that Trump had not run any TV ads promoting his ability to cut thru NY city govt red tape to erect all of his beautiful skyscrapers. Matthews is a stone cold stupid scumbag who needs to be put out to pasture as soon as this election is over.

  129. 129.

    Kropadope

    October 5, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    @efgoldman: FlipYrWhig said real men.

  130. 130.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 5, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @efgoldman: We told you to start using post-it notes.

  131. 131.

    RaflW

    October 5, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    @Baud: Many of us watch close to zero TV now. Even if an amazing liberal, wonky, just sarcastic enough network with great funding and only commercials I could tolerate were to get going, I’d probably never really go back to watching TV except for my very occasional forays to PBS and HGTV.

    Things I read say I’m far, far from alone on dumping the box. Our 295 unit HOA, on whose board I serve, started talking about dumping bulk cable when our next renewal is up in 4 years. Right now too many older residents would freak. But for us not-quite-olds, we’ll figure out how to do HBOgo, and all that other web-based newfangled stuff! And in the process maybe kill cable nooz (not our one HOA, but the demographic wave that is coming).

  132. 132.

    PIGL

    October 6, 2016 at 12:07 am

    @Iowa Old Lady: I think I’d like an exaggerated version of you just fine. But you’re right it sure don’t work for some people… The ones you mentioned were no rays of sunshine to begin with.

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