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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Early Reviews Open Thread: Democratic Party Sensibly Rejects Hostage-Taker’s Demands

Early Reviews Open Thread: Democratic Party Sensibly Rejects Hostage-Taker’s Demands

by Anne Laurie|  January 19, 20197:45 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity

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Democrats were hopeful that @realDonaldTrump was finally willing to re-open government & proceed with a much-needed discussion to protect the border. Unfortunately, reports make clear that his proposal is a compilation of previously rejected initiatives. https://t.co/MFwebWSevG pic.twitter.com/yMTm4iP27h

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 19, 2019

What we didn’t hear from the President was any sympathy for the federal workers who face so much uncertainty because of the chaos of the #TrumpShutdown.

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 19, 2019

No deal, per @SenSchumer:

“It was the President who singled-handedly took away DACA and TPS protections in the first place – offering some protections back in exchange for the wall is not a compromise but more hostage taking,” he says in statement. pic.twitter.com/xqW83ZTtLn

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) January 19, 2019

Adding Dreamers to the list of people the President is holding hostage. #EndTheShutdown pic.twitter.com/mv0khc7GPI

— Congresswoman Deb Haaland (@RepDebHaaland) January 19, 2019

Lawyer alert: The Supreme Court, yesterday, decided to not take the DACA case, leaving DACA in place for at least another year

Trump offering to extend DACA for a year is like me offering to not lasso the moon. He’s offering to allow something he can’t stop anyway#TrumpShutdown

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) January 19, 2019


Upending the lives of DACA recipients and then using them as hostages for an absurd and useless wall as hundreds of thousands of government workers go unpaid is one of the most immoral polices any modern president has pursued. Can’t dance around this. It’s just awful.

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) January 19, 2019

"By including the priorities of rank-and-file Democrats in this plan," Trump says while introducing a plan on which rank-and-file Democrats were not consulted and which is way to the right of the party's consensus on the issue https://t.co/NlfGEF605j

— Dara Lind (@DLind) January 19, 2019

It is clear now Trump is not making an offer; he's having a press conference. Elections matter; Trump offering nothing to Dreamers they don't already have through courts. I don't know what Kushner was thinking. What's faster than "dead on arrival." https://t.co/Zj8fOjX219

— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) January 19, 2019

Agreed. Plus, as I think @NateSilver538 suggested, this was more an attempt to try to curry favorable media framing. Sounds like it won’t work on that level either. https://t.co/xRz52N9nQ9

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 19, 2019

The problem with agreeing to funding Wall is you have to swallow the WH’s rhetorical accompaniment for Wall. If you give $1 you’re putting $1 worth of the ugliest rhetoric ever used to describe immigrants into your own voice. That’s why No is a perfectly acceptable answer.

— Tony Fratto (@TonyFratto) January 19, 2019

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  1. 1.

    Yarrow

    January 19, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Nancy SMASH is the very best. So glad she’s Speaker. She’s such a boss.

  2. 2.

    WaterGirl

    January 19, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    @Yarrow: I feel 1,000 times better about this situation than I would if Nancy Smash was not the *Vader of the House.

    Vader was an autocorrect of Leader. I decided to leave it. She’s not dark like Vader, but she probably scares them just as much.

  3. 3.

    Yarrow

    January 19, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    @WaterGirl: She needs some awesome theme music for when she walks in a room.

  4. 4.

    debbie

    January 19, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    @Yarrow:

    That shot of her walking out of the White House in her red coat donning her shades says it all.

  5. 5.

    Yarrow

    January 19, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    @debbie: It does. Just need the right music every time she shows up. Something cool but that lets everyone know who’s in charge.

  6. 6.

    delk

    January 19, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    One of the habits I am trying to develop this new year is to take some time each day to learn Polish. Today’s lesson was the verb ‘to speak’. Every time I started to type speak the predictive text suggested SpeakerPelosi. ?

  7. 7.

    Immanentize

    January 19, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    @Yarrow: I recommend the theme from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
    Performed by the Danish National Orchestra — really, do not miss this!
    It has Nancy Smash all over it….

  8. 8.

    zhena gogolia

    January 19, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    @delk:

    mowić?

  9. 9.

    delk

    January 19, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    @zhena gogolia: tak

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    January 19, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    @Yarrow: @debbie: I’m down with that.

  11. 11.

    sdhays

    January 19, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    The only interesting thing about this “offer” is that when Nancy told the ASSet he couldn’t give the SOTU address in the House, McConnell apparently finally realized that House Democrats aren’t going to cave and that he would need to engineer a deal.

    I’m pretty sure that Trump understands (as much as his feeble mind understands anything) that as pathetic and disingenuous this offer was, it was a signal of weakness because he’s negotiating with himself in public and Democrats are offering him nothing. He’s being called out for “amnesty” by the worst of his supporters, and as ridiculous as that is, it still makes him look weak. And after all of this, he’s failed at putting any more pressure on Democrats.

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    zhena gogolia

    January 19, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    @delk:

    dobrze

  13. 13.

    Yarrow

    January 19, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    @Immanentize: Very cool. Not quite sure it’s right for Nancy SMASH but I loved it.

  14. 14.

    Citizen_X

    January 19, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    @Yarrow: “Trump has picked up the folding chair, and..”

    “Wait, what’s that?”

    “Oh my god, that’s Nancy Pelosi’s theme music!”

  15. 15.

    John Revolta

    January 19, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    @delk: When I was growing up in Chicago many taverns had a sign out front which remains the only Polish I know today: ZIMNE PIWO

  16. 16.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 19, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Nancy Pelosi is my hero!
    In the praise of the Goddess (Parvati, Durga, the female half of Shiva)
    Mahishasur Mardini (Slayer of Mahishasur)

  17. 17.

    Jackie

    January 19, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    @Immanentize: Your link took me to a vote for Geiko insurance contest ?

  18. 18.

    zhena gogolia

    January 19, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    @John Revolta:

    Very important phrase. I saw those signs as recently as 1995. (i.e. not very recently, I guess)

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    January 19, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    @Immanentize: @Yarrow: I don’t know, I think maybe that would be perfect. You wouldn’t even have to play the whole song, just a few notes and it would have the desired effect.

  20. 20.

    Mo MacArbie

    January 19, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    Heh, there’s a RPG site that sells many games in other languages. One particular game is in what looks to be Polish, but the title seems familiar as a possible loan word: Fajerbol.

  21. 21.

    Gelfling 545

    January 19, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    @Immanentize: That would be cool!

  22. 22.

    delk

    January 19, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I still see them. We go for Polish food often. Both my husband and I are 50% Polish.

  23. 23.

    Aleta

    January 19, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    @Immanentize: That works perfectly.

  24. 24.

    Miss Bianca

    January 19, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    @Yarrow: And the rest of the country finally seems to be waking up about her. To think I had to spend so much time telling my True Progressive colleagues to give the old broad a chance, and not be so eager to throw her over for the leaderly leadership of one of The Youngs! Any Young, it didn’t matter, they couldn’t give me a name, but wow, that old Nancy Pelosi had to go because she was so *old* and not progressive enough!

    To be fair, my sister, who surprised me by spouting some of that horseshit, did spontaneously write to tell me, “you were right about Nancy Pelosi.” Still warms the cockles of my liver when I think about it. : )

  25. 25.

    Karen

    January 19, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Trump chose his terms (with Pence,Kushner, etc writing their proposal) because he wants to be the hero. The Dems could save DACA and save the federal government if they just “compromise” and give in to Trump.

    Something just popped into my head: Trump has already demanded that the IRS workers work unpaid and they’re not essential. I think that Trump is going to demand all the federal employees go back to work unpaid. I think that he’ll do it because the Dems dare “defy” him.

    Please someone, someones tell me and explain to me why this can’t happen. I need to be talked down big time.

  26. 26.

    Howard Appel

    January 19, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    I suggest The Ride of the Valkyries for the Speaker’s theme music.

  27. 27.

    White & Gold Purgatorian

    January 19, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    @debbie: Yeah, I’m old, but Helen Reddy’s “I am woman hear me roar” works for me as Nancy’s theme song.

  28. 28.

    Yarrow

    January 19, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    To be fair, my sister, who surprised me by spouting some of that horseshit, did spontaneously write to tell me, “you were right about Nancy Pelosi.” Still warms the cockles of my liver when I think about it. : )

    That is excellent. You can remind your sister of it the next time she doubts you.

  29. 29.

    pluky

    January 19, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    @Yarrow: “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” — Pat Benatar
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5kisPBwZOM

  30. 30.

    dnfree

    January 19, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    “I love to crush the other side and take the benefits,” he wrote in a book called Think Big. “Why? Because there is nothing greater. For me it is even better than sex, and I love sex.” He went on to observe: “You hear lots of people say that a great deal is when both sides win. That is a bunch of crap. In a great deal you win—not the other side. You crush the opponent and come away with something better for yourself.”

  31. 31.

    Bill Arnold

    January 19, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    @Yarrow:

    It does. Just need the right music every time she shows up. Something cool but that lets everyone know who’s in charge.

    Protesters used to mock (or tease) Dick Cheney[1] with the Imperial Death March (John Williams) on portable sound equipment (a game with the Secret Service), so there’s precedent. This time it would be supportive. eta to be clear, some other tune.

    [1] A friend told me his anarchist friends used to do this. Only record I can find on google is AG Ashcroft being harassed this way.
    [2] This comes to mind – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8LUZjg-RI (John Wick 2 trailer)

  32. 32.

    Mai Naem mobile

    January 19, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Counter offer should be for Trumpov and Pence to both resign. He can have his wall then.

  33. 33.

    Ken

    January 19, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    I vote for another Nancy’s most famous song.

  34. 34.

    Immanentize

    January 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    @Jackie: That is a weird intertube effect. I get the symphony orchestra!

  35. 35.

    Jackie

    January 19, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    @Ken: YES!!!??

  36. 36.

    Jackie

    January 19, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    @Immanentize: It’s all good. I love all the Good/Bad/Ugly music. I knew which song you meant – even without the link.??

  37. 37.

    O. Felix Culpa

    January 19, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Love this!

  38. 38.

    Immanentize

    January 19, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    @Jackie: Ah, but the orchestra version is really something to check out. Especially the Soprano on the balcony toward the end singing the theme from the graveyard gunfight….

  39. 39.

    Immanentize

    January 19, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    @Karen:
    I am talking you down. Nothing to fear!

    The Pres. already signed the back-pay bill that passed the Congress. This has greatly relieved my furloughed friends who shared your fears before he did so.

  40. 40.

    Jackie

    January 19, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    @Immanentize: The back pay bill? Is there a link?

  41. 41.

    Jackie

    January 19, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    @Immanentize: Looked it up and, yes…. chills down my spine. Thank you ?

  42. 42.

    Immanentize

    January 19, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    @Jackie: back pay bill

  43. 43.

    Jackie

    January 19, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    @Immanentize: That’s great for those folks who are willing to work with them re bills due. I’m hoping more landlords/banks than not are willing to work with federal employees and government contractors trying to survive.

  44. 44.

    Karen

    January 19, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    @Immanentize:
    Thank you!

  45. 45.

    akryan

    January 19, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    @Karen: He probably can, but I think at that point the public unions really would just say “fuck it” and strike even if it was illegal.

  46. 46.

    Sasha

    January 20, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Strictly speaking, Trump didn’t take away DACA protections, he let them expire.

  47. 47.

    TomatoQueen

    January 20, 2019 at 12:59 am

    @Immanentize: That is eerie and great fun.

  48. 48.

    Aleta

    January 20, 2019 at 1:21 am

    Pelosi could enter to the 1st verse of Think Twice, Laverne Baker:
    I said you better think twice
    Before you walk out that door
    I’ve got news for you, little boy
    You ain’t got a mother here no more
    So you better be nice
    Better take my advice
    Hey yeah
    Think twice

    Listen to me
    Think twice

  49. 49.

    Groucho48

    January 20, 2019 at 1:22 am

    @Yarrow:

    How about Fanfare for the Common (Wo)Man?

  50. 50.

    jc

    January 20, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Ryan Lizza says: “Upending the lives of DACA recipients and then using them as hostages for an absurd and useless wall as hundreds of thousands of government workers go unpaid is one of the most immoral polices any modern president has pursued. Can’t dance around this. It’s just awful.”

    *That* is what I want to hear Nancy Pelosi say, in those clear, blunt terms. Tell Trump that his wall is fake policy — and by the way Trump voters, he was playing you all along.

  51. 51.

    xjmueller

    January 20, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Paraphrasing a Stones tune from 50 years ago. It’s good we have her.

    Oh the Speaker looks so fright’ning
    With her gavel in her hand
    When she gets home to her children
    She’s a family woman
    But when it comes to the nitty-gritty
    She can shove in her knife
    Yes she really looks quite religious
    She’s been a politician all her life

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