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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / File Under “Well Played” (Open Thread)

File Under “Well Played” (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  May 1, 20199:01 am| 174 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, General Stupidity

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Trump was on an epic retweeting binge earlier this morning, raiding the account of Fox News personality Dan Bongino to amplify dozens of Trump “supporters” who criticized the firefighter’s union endorsement of Joe Biden. This one, though:

I assume the account owner changed his or her Twitter name and avatar AFTER the retweet. Well played, sir or ma’am.

After retweeting tons of praise for himself, Trump has moved on to criticizing President Obama over the handling of Russian interference in the 2016 election. Maybe the House will use that opening to hold hearings on that topic.

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Syphonblue

    May 1, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Well, computers aren’t perfect.

  2. 2.

    Walker

    May 1, 2019 at 9:05 am

    I suspect this name changing trick is going to be something Twitter clamps down on hard. Someone got Uber to tweet a racist slur with this trick.

  3. 3.

    Hildebrand

    May 1, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Any suggestions from the collective wisdom around here about acute gastritis? Had to take my wife to the ER last night. They sent her home with a passel of prescriptions – but we want to make sure we can nip this in the bud both pharmacologically and wholistically.

  4. 4.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Again, his supporters will consider this “data” or “evidence” that the vast majority of firefighters actually love trumpov.

    Let them believe that all the way to November 2020. Reality, a real President once said, has a way of asserting itself.

    In the meantime, let’s impeach the lying cover-up artist known as Bill Barr. Can’t have an AG running cover for a criminal enterprise, now, can we?

  5. 5.

    tobie

    May 1, 2019 at 9:09 am

    A propos sickening shit: the Trump administration is claiming that April was a blockbuster month for job creation with 275,000 new jobs. How to square that with the floods in the midwest that devastated an agriculture sector already devastated by Trump’s trade wars beats me. Factor in all the plant closings and announced layoffs and the numbers seem even more dubious. They’re cooking the books and no one seems to be asking for the underlying data. Aaaargh.

  6. 6.

    tobie

    May 1, 2019 at 9:13 am

    @Hildebrand: So sorry to hear this. I don’t have any magic answers but two things that help with gas, acid and other gastrointestinal discomforts are a strong tincture of ginger or fennel seed. Boil water with either ginger root or fennel seed in it for ten minutes and drink the brew. (It tastes good.) Fennel seed tea is given to babies with colic in Germany. It’s safe.

  7. 7.

    Jerzy Russian

    May 1, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Christ, what an asshole!

    So I guess there was Russian interference (no relation) but no collusion? I can’t keep up.

  8. 8.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    May 1, 2019 at 9:15 am

    I’ve done more for Firefighters than this dues sucking union will ever do, and I get paid ZERO! https://t.co/Tw0qwTiUD6— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 1, 2019

    Notice that he thinks he should be paid for his efforts. I mean outside of what he already is paid and supposedly declines.

  9. 9.

    Hildebrand

    May 1, 2019 at 9:18 am

    @tobie: My wife loves simple ginger tea, so that is definitely going on the list. We will have to try the fennel seed – I didn’t know about that one. My thanks!

  10. 10.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 9:20 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: That’s a pet peeve of mine, so-called “public servants” who decline a salary. All of the Trump nepotism hires do this, including Ivanka, which may be why she thinks it’s okay to pretend to have a job when they’re rolling out some sort of policy but reverts to “I’m just a daughter” when criticized on anything. I realize non-scumbags have donated salaries too, but I don’t like the symbolism, even if the intentions are good.

  11. 11.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 9:22 am

    In other news, glad to see the Both Sides Media is ON. THE. CASE. The Post’s Glen Kessler is all over Uncle Joe – four Pinnochios! – for claiming that ‘all’ the GOP’s 2017 tax shenanigans were giveaways to the rich and big corporations.

    Here we go again. Democrats have long attacked President Trump’s tax cut in misleading ways, just as the president had peddled his own share of falsehoods.

    The former vice president has never been known for turning a phrase with precision, but in his opening campaign speech, he told a whopper. Let’s take a look.

    Technically, the tax cut signed into law by Trump had an estimated revenue loss of a little under $1.5 trillion over 10 years. So Biden is rounding up here, though one could get the figure up to $2 trillion if you include the cost of additional interest on the national debt or the cost of extending tax cuts that expire (more on that later).

    But the biggest problem is Biden’s sweeping declaration that “all of it went to folks at the top and corporations that pay no taxes.”

    That’s simply wrong.

    Ha, take that, Joe Biden! Only the vast majority of the GOP’s 2017 tax shenanigans were giveaways to the rich and big corporations! Say it again and we’ll give you a FIFTH “Pinnochio”, you hear me?

    Meanwhile, I think trumpov went over the 10,000-lie mark yesterday? Forty thousand “Pinnochios*” and this is the best the Post can come up with?

    * Also, “Pinnochios”? Really??

  12. 12.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 9:23 am

    @Walker: Yeah, I’m surprised this isn’t abused more often, tbh. Maybe it is and I just haven’t noticed.

  13. 13.

    Doug R

    May 1, 2019 at 9:24 am

    @Betty Cracker: That’s why we pay politicians salaries so there’s less excuse for corruption.

  14. 14.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 9:24 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: it’s remarkable just how ungrateful those firefighters are, isn’t it? How can they resist falling to their knees in praise and worship of this great man? It boggles the mind.

  15. 15.

    tobie

    May 1, 2019 at 9:24 am

    @Hildebrand: Good luck to you and your wife. I suffered from stress-induced gastritis for years, so I know how painful it is. Hope your wife gets over this hurdle soon.

  16. 16.

    karen marie

    May 1, 2019 at 9:24 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: This will be his argument in his emoluments trial – “I deserve to profit because you people don’t appreciate that I am the greatest thing to ever happen to this country.”

    A long history we can be proud of destroyed by this shitwhistle. America is never going to recover from this. We’ve shown who we are – deeply stupid.

  17. 17.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 9:25 am

    @Jeffro: Yep — that first sentence you quoted is really a case study in false equivalency, isn’t it? His own fucking share? Really? Gah!

  18. 18.

    Roger Moore

    May 1, 2019 at 9:28 am

    @tobie:

    How to square that with the floods in the midwest that devastated an agriculture sector already devastated by Trump’s trade wars beats me.

    The basic thing to understand is that single month job numbers are pretty useless. There’s a lot of noise, and they’re subject to subsequent revision. You have to look at the longer term, at least a quarter and preferably year-on-year, to get a real idea of how the economy is doing.

  19. 19.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Assange sentenced to 50 weeks in jail for skipping bail

  20. 20.

    rk

    May 1, 2019 at 9:35 am

    @Hildebrand:

    I gave this to one of my kids who had severe stomach issues. It helped a lot.
    Heather’s Tummy Tamers peppermint oil capsules.

    https://www.amazon.com/Heathers-Tummy-Tamers-Peppermint-Capsules/dp/B0002UDK4Q/ref=pd_sim_121_2/133-8840405-3860408?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0002UDK4Q&pd_rd_r=a591f604-6c15-11e9-b475-c358acaaf9b4&pd_rd_w=6ZyBu&pd_rd_wg=5jw5C&pf_rd_p=90485860-83e9-4fd9-b838-b28a9b7fda30&pf_rd_r=MS96FRY29HHADH4H7R1A&refRID=MS96FRY29HHADH4H7R1A&th=1

    Kefir is also good because of probiotics.

  21. 21.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I have not been paying close attention..
    But, do I have this right…
    The phuckery/distraction that Dolt45 et al thought Venezuela would be didn’t come to pass because RUSSIA told them to sit their azzes down..
    Do I have it right?

  22. 22.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 9:37 am

    @Jeffro:
    What phuckery
    People doing their taxes understand

  23. 23.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 9:39 am

    @Jeffro:
    And Phuck Outta Here

    He can’t even call Dolt45’s lies

    LIES

    BUT, Biden is lying about the GOP Tax Scam ??

    Get the ENTIRE Phuck Outta Here ? ?

  24. 24.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Only the best people…

    .@StephenMoore explains his 2016 joke about Donald Trump moving into the White House and kicking “a black family out of public housing.” Moore says, “That is a joke I always made,” adding he didn’t mean it “like a black person” lived there. “I shouldn’t have said it,” he says. pic.twitter.com/9EO9JzBgtW— Firing Line with Margaret Hoover (@FiringLineShow) April 30, 2019

  25. 25.

    Cheryl Rofer

    May 1, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Here’s the letter from Robert Mueller to Bill Barr. pic.twitter.com/vvgKDt8zO4

    — Charlie Gile (@CharlieGileNBC) May 1, 2019

  26. 26.

    Cheryl Rofer

    May 1, 2019 at 9:49 am

    @rikyrah: That is what Pompeo is saying. Given that he, Bolton, and Dolt 45 were all tweeting different things yesterday, I would take that with a grain of salt.

  27. 27.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 9:51 am

    @rikyrah: Pompeo claims Maduro was ready to go into exile in Cuba but the Russians talked him into staying. No telling what actually happened. With this pack of liars, led by the most prolific liar of all, we’re completely in the dark on actual events until verified by someone not affiliated with the lying administration.

  28. 28.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 9:51 am

    By the way, for folks who don’t venture into the Faux Bubble, here’s the headline and next six stories on Fox News dot com right now:

    MUELLER’S MONKEY WRENCH: WaPo Report Shows Special Counsel’s Bid to Set Narrative, Not Charge Crime

    Gingrich: ‘Deep State’ Tees Up Barr Testimony With Leak About Rift With Mueller in Collusion Report

    Dem Senators Call for DOJ to Probe Barr’s Handling of Mueller Report

    CNN, MSNBC in Meltdown Over Mueller Letter

    Barr to Face Dem Grilling In First Hearing Since Mueller Report Release

    Lindsey Graham on Barr Hearing: House Panel is ‘Way Over The Top’

    CNN’s Don Lemon Slams Barr as a ‘Political Hack’

    Boy…that is some good factual reporting right there, hmm? Glad that Faux is on the case – I had no idea that the dastardly Bobby Three Sticks was trying to ‘set a narrative’, as opposed to, say, get the actual truth of his two-years-in-the-making report out to Congress and the American people.

  29. 29.

    Baud

    May 1, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Well played, sir or ma’am.

    Aren’t you assuming that the Tweeter isn’t such a Trump fan that he or she literally wants to fuck Trump?

  30. 30.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 9:52 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: Wow. Okay, I was wrong about Mueller when I blamed him for allowing Barr’s con job to stand. It sounds like he really did try to get the truth to the public and oppose Barr’s media blitz.

  31. 31.

    zhena gogolia

    May 1, 2019 at 9:53 am

    @germy:

    whew

    CWAA

  32. 32.

    OzarkHillbilly

    May 1, 2019 at 9:55 am

    @karen marie:

    We’ve shown who we are – deeply stupid.

    It’s not the first time we’ve shown that, it won’t be the last.

  33. 33.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 9:56 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: Thanks for posting this!

    Ironically enough (given Betty’s thread title) I think that “well played” will be the next fallback/line of defense/BS that the RWNJs throw around, now that Barr has been so thoroughly exposed as a partisan hack.

    As in “Mueller took his shot, and Barr’s letter neutered the release of the Mueller report, and it looks like that strategy was well played by Barr and trumpov”.

    The Both Sides Media, focused as ever on the conflict, and not on pointing out who has been lying/obstructing/debasing his office, will probably just echo this, unfortunately.

  34. 34.

    SFAW

    May 1, 2019 at 10:00 am

    @rikyrah:

    Get the ENTIRE Phuck Outta Here

    I know you’ve written this more than a couple of times in the past, but I love that phrase.

  35. 35.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:08 am

    @Jeffro:

    Here we go again. Democrats have long attacked President Trump’s tax cut in misleading ways, just as the president had peddled his own share of falsehoods.

    A false equivalence that breaks the Pinocchio scale.

    I stopped trusting Glenn Kessler for fact checking years ago. Too much hair splitting to promote a fake sense of balance.

  36. 36.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Here’s what that guy who Cole likes and respects had to say about the Barr summary, way back… on March 26:

    @ggreenwald

    On the last-gasp conspiracy theory of the collusion dead-enders to keep the flock hooked: that William Barr is materially misrepresenting the Mueller report & Mueller and his entire team are just remaining quiet & not objecting about this wholesale distortion of their work:

    Damn. That didn’t age well.

  37. 37.

    Baud

    May 1, 2019 at 10:13 am

    @Cacti:

    Nothing he says ages well. That’s why there’s a 24 hour rule for him.

  38. 38.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:13 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Yep — that first sentence you quoted is really a case study in false equivalency, isn’t it? His own fucking share? Really? Gah!

    Oops you beat me to it. “His own share” really is galling. He is the majority shareholder for falsehoods. Together with his party, they have a controlling stake in falsehood.

  39. 39.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 10:17 am

    @Kraux Pas: It is a small comfort, but a comfort nonetheless, that the commenters on the article are not having it.

  40. 40.

    bemused

    May 1, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Lindsay Graham blathering on the tv. What a lowdown asshole.

  41. 41.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 10:21 am

    @bemused: Asshole, ass clown, ass munch… I forgot this was the HRC email/Benghazi/pizza gate highlight reel. Such an asshole.

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    May 1, 2019 at 10:23 am

    DiFi up now. Questions about Manafort and Kilimnick. Barr looks like he’d rather be anywhere else.

  43. 43.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2019 at 10:25 am

    ‪? ?. just let me know when I need to take the day off!!!‬

    House Judiciary Committee Says Agreement Reached To Have Mueller Testify talkingpointsmemo.com/news/report-ho…

  44. 44.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 10:29 am

    @Baud:
    ????

  45. 45.

    lamh36

    May 1, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Y’all already know how I feel about anti-vaxxers so Mayor Pete bullshit pandering to them (which he has since walked back after folks checked him on the bullshit if it) made me aggravated by his “aw shucks” campaign even more

    FYI: 700+ new cases of Measles this past year alone per CDC!

  46. 46.

    Jerzy Russian

    May 1, 2019 at 10:30 am

    @SFAW: Sadly, most people do a half-assed job when told to get the fuck out of here, so she has to spell every thing out in detail.

  47. 47.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 10:30 am

    @bemused:
    I want him exposed. Whatever they have on him???

  48. 48.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Lindsay Graham just apologized after insisting on having Barr swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

  49. 49.

    gene108

    May 1, 2019 at 10:31 am

    @tobie:

    The underlying data should be available on the BLS website.

    There’s a bunch of economic data published by the Federal Reserve, BLS, and other departments.

    The real issue is, if they are cooking the underlying data. I am hoping these jobs are still being done by competent career officials.

  50. 50.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 1, 2019 at 10:32 am

    @rikyrah: What if they don’t have anything and he’s just an asshole?

  51. 51.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 10:34 am

    Scott Dworkin (@funder) Tweeted:
    BREAKING: Lindsey Graham just admitted he hasn’t even read the entire Mueller report. So he’s been going on tv and playing the role of pundit, without actually having read the full document in question? That’s absolutely ridiculous. Something is seriously wrong with Graham. https://twitter.com/funder/status/1123590141141028866?s=17

  52. 52.

    jl

    May 1, 2019 at 10:35 am

    I for one do appreciate the officious and very ‘appropriately polite’ pissiness of the Mueller team’s communications with DOJ. Excellent clarity in separation of text and subtext.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) Tweeted:
    In only 12 minutes Lindsey Graham:

    • Lied 19 times
    • Said trump supported Mueller 13 times
    • Attacked Hillary 5 times
    • Lied about Hillary 9 times
    • Told 4 jokes nobody laughed at
    • Said “Fucking” once
    • Giggled at saying “fucking” once https://twitter.com/PhilippeReines/status/1123593112859893761?s=17

  54. 54.

    Mnemosyne

    May 1, 2019 at 10:36 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Kessler has so little self-awareness that he uses a “Doonesbury” cartoon that mocks him for his false equivalencies as the background of his Twitter account.

  55. 55.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:36 am

    @rikyrah:

    Scott Dworkin (@funder) Tweeted:
    BREAKING: Lindsey Graham just admitted he hasn’t even read the entire Mueller report. So he’s been going on tv and playing the role of pundit, without actually having read the full document in question?

    Now he’s leading a Congressional hearing where that is the primary topic.

    That’s absolutely ridiculous. Something is seriously wrong with Graham.

    @rikyrah:

    • Attacked Hillary 5 times
    • Lied about Hillary 9 times

    Which four lies were not attacks?

  56. 56.

    japa21

    May 1, 2019 at 10:37 am

    @Kraux Pas: That is in jest, right? He didn’t really. Please tell me he didn’t.

  57. 57.

    rikyrah

    May 1, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) Tweeted:
    Brian Williams just broke into @MSNBC’s coverage of the Barr hearing to correct Lindsey Graham: “The chairman of the Judiciary Committee just said that Mueller found there is no collusion. That is not correct.” https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1123590714980470784?s=17

  58. 58.

    Mnemosyne

    May 1, 2019 at 10:40 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I think what they have on Graham and on most of the other Republicans is that laundered Russian money was funneled to their campaigns and Russian data was used to suppress their opponents’ voters.

    The Republicans are sticking together because, like Manafort, they know that if one of the breaks and goes down, they ALL go down.

  59. 59.

    japa21

    May 1, 2019 at 10:40 am

    @rikyrah: I don’t believe the term “collusion” appeared in the Mueller report. I apologize if I am wrong, which I frequently am.

  60. 60.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:40 am

    @japa21: I think he was technically apologizing for almost forgetting to do it. But the “sorry ’bout that” after swearing him in struck me a little funny.

  61. 61.

    bemused

    May 1, 2019 at 10:41 am

    @rikyrah:

    Oh yeah! I was just thinking if there is anything positive to find in this republican era, it’s that they are all openly, arrogantly revealing to everyone what soulless, warped, depraved people they are.

  62. 62.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 10:41 am

    @Cacti: Here’s what the guy you monotonously drag on his own blog had to say about GG’s Barr tweets “aging well:”

    this aged well https://t.co/a2tKeazOVT

    — Cake or Death (@Johngcole) May 1, 2019

  63. 63.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 10:42 am

    @lamh36:

    Mayor Boot-a-jug’s pander to anti-vaxxers makes me trust him even less. His about face within 24-hours was worthy of Mitt Romney.

  64. 64.

    kindness

    May 1, 2019 at 10:42 am

    I’m getting the impression Trump thinks an impeachment will increase his odds of re-election.

    I mean how dumb is that? Sure, it would fire up his base which is always crazy hot, but the info that comes out during the hearings & trial? No way Ma & Pa Kettle are going to like that stuff. Trump is nuts. Mitch McConnell’s Senate won’t convict Trump but he needs to be impeached anyhow.

  65. 65.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 1, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Senator Doug Jones, on Venezuela: “the Russians need to get out and leave our part of the world alone.”

    So OK, he’s a Democrat, and he’s not a child molester. But can he also please not be a fucking idiot? Is that too much to ask, Alabama? “Our part of the world” will undoubtedly be used to justify Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and lots of other actions in the FSU. Thanks for giving them a freebie, you idiot.

  66. 66.

    khead

    May 1, 2019 at 10:44 am

    “I offered the chance for Bob Mueller to comment on his report and he declined”. – Bob Barr

    Lol.

  67. 67.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:45 am

    @Gin & Tonic: The Monroe Doctrine Lives!!!

  68. 68.

    Kay

    May 1, 2019 at 10:45 am

    @germy:

    That was a great interview. She did a great job. She leaves spaces and he fills them, which takes a lot of self control and an ability not to let a gap rattle you, but she does it and he…talks. He fills the space she leaves. The quoted parts of the interview are not as bad as the whole impression. He digs his own grave, over and over. It’s like a really bad job interview :)

  69. 69.

    BobS

    May 1, 2019 at 10:46 am

    It’s already been 30 minutes- shouldn’t the internet be blanketed by now with Lindsey Graham stating “Trump is a fucking idiot!” ?

  70. 70.

    khead

    May 1, 2019 at 10:46 am

    @lamh36:

    Mayor Pete is the Democratic version of J.D. Vance. Full stop.

  71. 71.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 10:46 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Speaking of not aging well…

    Hey Betts, guess who else has been poking fun at Mayor Pete’s goofy last name that you’re so sensitive about?

    Oprah.

    You should write her immediately to tell her she’s a homophobe. ;-)

  72. 72.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:48 am

    @khead: Apparently Mueller twice asked Barr to release Mueller’s own summaries of the report and Barr declined.

    Seems like Mueller pre-commented at length and Barr wasn’t having it.

  73. 73.

    BobS

    May 1, 2019 at 10:48 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Forget it, Jake- it’s Alabama.

  74. 74.

    Tazj

    May 1, 2019 at 10:50 am

    @Jeffro: @rikyrah: I agree. Kessler’s column does nothing to inform the public about the reality of Trump’s tax law and it’s effect on our country. So, 100 million people got $200 – $300 dollars more a year refunded (maybe?), it’s nothing compared to the tax breaks millionaires and billionaires are getting and he knows this.

  75. 75.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:51 am

    @Tazj: Kessler must be hell bent on defending and retaining his own tax cut.

  76. 76.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 1, 2019 at 10:52 am

    @lamh36: You and me both. I am wondering how his fan club is going to defend this.

  77. 77.

    Kay

    May 1, 2019 at 10:52 am

    @Kraux Pas:

    I think that’s more damning than anything else he did. Why not just release the summaries? He inserted himself where he didn’t have to. Mueller gave him an honorable path that no one would have questioned. He didn’t have to speak at all. He was working for Trump or he would have just released the summaries.

  78. 78.

    Chyron HR

    May 1, 2019 at 10:52 am

    I assume the account owner changed his or her Twitter name and avatar AFTER the retweet.

    …Why would you assume that?

  79. 79.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 10:53 am

    It still wasn’t Barr’s fucking job to decide on obstruction. Mueller explicitly said he was leaving it to Congress to decide. FFS…

  80. 80.

    Ksmiami

    May 1, 2019 at 10:53 am

    @karen marie: eh our history ain’t that great – it’s just been mythologized a lot.

  81. 81.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 10:53 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Probably by calling you a homophobe. Seems to be the MO around these parts anyway.

  82. 82.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 10:54 am

    @Cacti: Yeah, no, not the same thing, and a feeble whatabout diversion at that. I’ve said my piece on the homophobic slur you used, so hopefully we’re clear on where that leads.

  83. 83.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 10:55 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Wrong as always, Betts. Your consistency is a marvel.

  84. 84.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:56 am

    @Chyron HR:

    I assume the account owner changed his or her Twitter name and avatar AFTER the retweet.

    …Why would you assume that?

    Speaking as not the person who wrote it, I believe that assumption derived from the fact that Trump retweeted it.

    I doubt Trump would retweet someone with a Bernie 2020 logo named “Fuck Trump.” Granted, he HAS done dumber things.

  85. 85.

    Mike S (Now with a Democratic Congressperson!)

    May 1, 2019 at 10:57 am

    @Hildebrand: Ketogenic (low-carb, high fat) diets have been found to help with GERD and Irritable bowel syndrome in some studies. Diet Dr. is a good medically-backed website about low carb eating. Here is an article about the effect of low-carb on reflux disease aka GERD.

  86. 86.

    Chyron HR

    May 1, 2019 at 10:58 am

    @Cacti:

    “Look, look, Oprah says I get to call him ‘Pete Buttboy’!”

    Congratulations?

  87. 87.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 10:58 am

    @Cacti: Fumbling around at an unfamiliar name is culturally insensitive, but not homophobic. I’m curious where BC did this thing you accuse her of.

  88. 88.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Who is the gentleman sitting behind Barr’s right shoulder?

  89. 89.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 11:00 am

    @Chyron HR:

    I agree that his goofy last name is a lot less concerning than him wanting to be the white guy whisperer, and more recently the anti-vax coddler.

  90. 90.

    West of the Rockies

    May 1, 2019 at 11:00 am

    @tobie:

    With my last bout of diverticulitis, I drank cups and cups of ginger tea (along with water and a few Activa probiotic liquid yogurts). In concert, along with rest, it helped.

    With my condition, I’ve eliminated popcorn entirely. It sounds strange, but belly-to-hips ratio is connected to flare-ups, so I am going for as flat a stomach as I can get.

    None of this may help you, Hildebrand, since your wife has gastritis, but you decide.

    Good luck!

  91. 91.

    Kay

    May 1, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This is an amazing story (Propublica)

    The low quality Trump hires are having a very good time on the public dime:

    How Taxpayers Covered a $1,000 Liquor Bill for Trump Staffers (and More) at Trump’s Club
    A top-shelf, closed-door drinking session. $546-a-night hotel rooms. A special government credit card for Mar-a-Lago. Taxpayers foot the costs — and the president profits.

    The premium liquor costs are only the beginning of government spending at Mar-a-Lago that emerges in hundreds of pages of receipts and email correspondence between Trump Organization employees and staffers for the State Department, which oversees presidential diplomatic travel and works with the Secret Service and White House. The emails show that the president’s company refused to agree to what was essentially a bulk-purchase agreement with the federal government, and that it charged the maximum allowable federal rate for hotel rooms.

    If this were state government the individuals could be charged with a crime and have to reimburse taxpayers, with interest. That’s happened more than once in Ohio.

  92. 92.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2019 at 11:02 am

    @Cacti: Why the fuck are you picking a juvenile slur* as your hill to die on?

    *Juvenile slur is really the best interpretation I can think of.

  93. 93.

    satby

    May 1, 2019 at 11:02 am

    @Cacti: she’s not wrong, and you should have gotten a time out the first time. Stop being an ass. His name is his name and playing games with it, especially homophobic slur games, is way out of line.

  94. 94.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 11:03 am

    @satby:

    And in right on cue, in checks the hive mind.

  95. 95.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2019 at 11:06 am

    @germy:

    I think he’s security. His eyes are constantly scanning the room.

  96. 96.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 11:06 am

    @Cacti: Link to the comment that bothered you so that those of us who are unfamiliar with what happened may judge for ourselves.

  97. 97.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Chuck Grassely lying about the Steele Dossier being the foundation for the Mueller report. FFS…

  98. 98.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 11:07 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Oh. Makes sense. I was wondering why he was looking around so much.

  99. 99.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 1, 2019 at 11:07 am

    @Cacti: “Everyone disagrees with me so therefore YOU’RE ALL SHEEP AND I’M RIGHT” is not particularly persuasive, just as a heads up.

    Just apologize for bringing it up and leave it alone dude. No one needs the drama here.

  100. 100.

    Ohio Mom

    May 1, 2019 at 11:07 am

    @Hildebrand: Whatever the malady, I almost always suggest carefully chosen second opinions, hopefully with a specialist at a university/medical school-affiliated medical center. Those folks tend to be up on the latest research, and to also have the breadth of experience to catch less common things.

    And googling, judiciously. You have to know what you are talking about and steer the doctor’s attention.

    It’s hard work, being your own medical advocate. We are all at a disadvantage being laypeople. Good luck to you and your wife!

  101. 101.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 11:08 am

    @Leto:

    Chuck Grassely lying about the Steele Dossier being the foundation for the Mueller report. FFS…

    And it was initiated by the democrat party…

  102. 102.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 1, 2019 at 11:09 am

    @japa21:

    He did, though. Like it was a massive inconvenience for Barr to have to be under oath.

  103. 103.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 1, 2019 at 11:09 am

    @Leto: I’m always amazed that this isn’t laughed out of the room. Its been disproved repeatedly, and the investigstion started BEFORE the Steele dossier came out. There’s also nothing wrong even if it was, because “oppo research” doesn’t mean “wrong” and the relevant investigators and judges were aware of the source of the info.

    Anyone who repeats this is a huge idiot at best.

  104. 104.

    Another Scott

    May 1, 2019 at 11:10 am

    @Roger Moore: Beyond that, the private ADP numbers (released on Wednesdays) usually don’t agree very well with the government BLS numbers (released on Fridays).

    CalculatedRisk keeps an eye on both.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  105. 105.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 11:10 am

    @Leto:

    Chuck Grassely lying about the Steele Dossier being the foundation for the Mueller report. FFS…

    And arguing in a roundabout way that our intelligence and law enforcement agencies shouldn’t be following up on suspicious behavior by a presidential candidate. Then proceeds to chant “Lock Her Up” or something thereabouts.

  106. 106.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 1, 2019 at 11:11 am

    @Hildebrand: Incorporate yogurt from live cultures in your diet. You can make your own, without special equipment if you have a starter of live yogurt, say from a farmer’s market or you can get live yogurt cultures from Amazon. You can email me for ideas on my bloggy email if you want. Yogurt is gentle and easy to digest and a great source of proteins. Ginger tea is good too.

  107. 107.

    Gravenstone

    May 1, 2019 at 11:11 am

    @Jeffro: Gee, seems rather like what a state propaganda outlet might write. Rather than anything approaching reality.

  108. 108.

    gene108

    May 1, 2019 at 11:12 am

    @germy:

    Satan?

  109. 109.

    Gravenstone

    May 1, 2019 at 11:13 am

    @Baud: the Bernie icon sort of undercuts that interpretation. But then, there are all sorts out there …

  110. 110.

    Betty Cracker

    May 1, 2019 at 11:14 am

    I don’t recommend it, but if anyone is curious about the homophobic slur thing Cacti just can’t seem to let go, it played out over at least two threads. He gave us PC snowflakes wut fer here and here.

  111. 111.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 1, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Commenter smintheus (sp?) was right about Mayor BP reminds me of Bill Clinton. Being bipartisany and a people-pleaser was okay in the 90s am not so sure he would be great for 2020, when T’s hordes want to kill people like me for merely existing. I want a fighter, not someone who wants to hug it out with the modern Rs.
    That said he would be better than Russian Asset #2 from Vt.

  112. 112.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 11:16 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Kefir helped my reflux.

  113. 113.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 11:17 am

    God, Barr is such a smooth mutherfucker… he keeps throwing their questions back at them, like a slippery eel.

  114. 114.

    debit

    May 1, 2019 at 11:17 am

    @Kraux Pas: Cacti was using a variety of names with a play on “butt” and the word booty because we all know the gays love teh buttsex, amirite? It was very juvenile and when s/he was called out on it s/he reacted with the same level of maturity.

    ETA: And Betty provides the link. So it was not booty, but some sort of weird oviposition kink implication.

    I normally try to stay out of this sort of shit, but the attack on Betty is really pissing me off.

  115. 115.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 11:18 am

    @germy: Barr’s doing a really good job of answering questions that weren’t asked.

  116. 116.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Barr’s responses to Leahy: yeah, the president was caught trying to obstruct but I don’t see anything wrong with that…

    By the end of this I will need blood pressure pills.

  117. 117.

    Barbara

    May 1, 2019 at 11:18 am

    @schrodingers_cat: This is my objection to Biden as well. Biden can afford to be friends with “moderate” Republicans. He has nothing directly at stake.

  118. 118.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 11:20 am

    “Why didn’t the Obama administration do more?”

    I was waiting for this question.

  119. 119.

    khead

    May 1, 2019 at 11:20 am

    @Leto:

    I may have to roll out before having a rage stroke given Lee’s comments. “It’s Obama’s fault”

  120. 120.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 11:22 am

    I muted the hearing after hearing Cornyn thank AG Barr for returning to the Justice Dept. and restoring its reputation as upholding the law and not being an arm of a political organization.

    Republicans really are in upside-downy world.

  121. 121.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:22 am

    @MisterForkbeard: Oh, but see the Democrats did it, so it’s inherently evil! And Michael Steele talked to Russian sources so Dems are the colluders!!

    Now MSNBC break coverage and calls Barr a liar. Specifically with regard to Barr quibbling over “fired/removed”, and reading straight out of Mueller report. Nicole Wallace bringing the heat, ain’t taking this shit, and calling Barr a straight up liar. Good.

  122. 122.

    Rommie

    May 1, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Steele is a Rooskie Spy! Obama and Clinton are the real criminals! Squirrel!

  123. 123.

    gene108

    May 1, 2019 at 11:23 am

    @Leto:

    Asshats like Grassley are why I can’t watch these hearing. Makes want to punch my TV screen.

    They lie and lie and know there will be few consequences.

  124. 124.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 1, 2019 at 11:23 am

    @germy: I too make water kefir. Yogurt is the tried and tested remedy for an upset stomach in most parts of India. When you can’t eat almost anything yogurt and rice or fruit and yogurt is something you can.

  125. 125.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Buzz buzz buzz How dare you point out that the queen bee was wrong as usual buzz buzz buzz.

    You drones finished yet?

  126. 126.

    germy

    May 1, 2019 at 11:24 am

    @gene108: But then you don’t get to hear Grassley try to pronounce the word “similarly”

  127. 127.

    khead

    May 1, 2019 at 11:24 am

    @Cacti:

    No. I haven’t gotten in a “Go fuck yourself” yet. Til now, of course.

  128. 128.

    debit

    May 1, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @Cacti: Are you 12? Because you’re acting like it.

  129. 129.

    Gravenstone

    May 1, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @Cacti: Have you always been a clueless dickhead throughout your life? Or are we getting a special performance here just for our ‘entertainment’?

  130. 130.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 11:27 am

    The funniest part is what set the queen bee off was me pointing out Cole’s ongoing, misplaced admiration for the poison penned fascist enabler in South America.

    Enjoy Bolsonaro,Glenn. You deserve him.

  131. 131.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:28 am

    @germy: My dad is saying the same thing. I’m simply seeing red.

    Lol, Dick Derbin’s opening statement ??

  132. 132.

    Frankensteinbeck

    May 1, 2019 at 11:29 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    It sounds like he really did try to get the truth to the public and oppose Barr’s media blitz.

    Toldja. Mueller’s way of dealing with everything seems to have been to go exactly by the book. Interestingly, this is what Kay (so accurately) says Comey should have done. There are big disappointments to us in that, such as it being against practice for him to indict Trump himself. It has got to be unethical as Hell to go straight to the news and say “My boss is lying.” So, Mueller is following a dance of ethics that makes no predictable sense to outsiders. There’s a lot of that in any ethics-sensitive profession. I know there is in law, and I’ve seen it up close in medicine. I dare say there will be more disappointments to us, such as things he is restricted from telling Congress. Still, you can always bet on Trump and his flunkies shooting themselves in the foot with corruption, so I bet there is a lot of information that they haven’t hidden according to the rules.

  133. 133.

    Aleta

    May 1, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Barr you despicable cowardly liar.

  134. 134.

    Fleeting Expletive

    May 1, 2019 at 11:33 am

    @germy: This dude is so sleazzy. Hard to appreciate in full until you see his snide and smarmy muttering. Yesterday he was so baby-trump in a little aside, like “well, it was MY report, so I wrote it.” Wow.

  135. 135.

    plato

    May 1, 2019 at 11:33 am

    It’s all Obama’s fault that we are racist pos – white folks

    It’s all Obama’s fault that I am a treasonous traitorous pos – their ‘president’

  136. 136.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:34 am

    At this point, if it wasn’t clear before, we need to take back the Senate. Also could someone get a damn rag to Barr for all the flopsweat he has all over his face? Men used to keep a kerchief in their pocket for that express purpose.

  137. 137.

    debit

    May 1, 2019 at 11:34 am

    And it belatedly occurs to me that this desperate bid for attention is not just juvenile, but deliberate and designed to derail. I won’t engage anymore and suggest others also disengage.

  138. 138.

    gene108

    May 1, 2019 at 11:35 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Commenter smintheus (sp?) was right about Mayor BP reminds me of Bill Clinton. Being bipartisany and a people-pleaser was okay in the 90s

    Country was a lot more conservative in the 1990’s. Democratic Senator Sam Nunn (GA), head of Senate Armed Forces committee, was fighting President Clinton over gays serving in the military.

    If anything, Bill was a bit to the left of where the Democratic center was. The Democratic Party has become a lot more liberal in the last 30 years.

    Anyway, Democrats need to figure out a way to support the careers of talented politicians like Buttigieg or O’Rourke, because being in deeply Republican states, they have maxed out their political advancement at mayor or Congressman.

    Maybe some of Buttigieg’s politics is influenced by trying to win or advance his career in Indiana, where he does have to placate the mushy center and center right, if he wants to advance in politics.

    I don’t know how many other talented Democratic politicians are wasting away in Republican states, but I think it will hurt the Party in the long run, since population is so unevenly distributed in the country, you can have more Republican states, even if they have fewer people than the coastal Democratic states.

  139. 139.

    Timurid

    May 1, 2019 at 11:38 am

    @debit:

    Pie is tasty.

  140. 140.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 1, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Every now and then I forget why I stopped listening to Cacti. This is not one of those days.

    Just like a frat boy pissed off he can’t say the N word in public without being ostracized.

  141. 141.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 1, 2019 at 11:40 am

    @gene108: your perspective on Clinton is ahistorical. He was the poster boy for the DLC.

  142. 142.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:40 am

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    such as things he is restricted from telling Congress

    Only in an open session. In a closed session, he can talk to them openly.

    FFS, Carter “Let me wear this cool hat” Page was under investigation by the FBI before he was working for the campaign because he was receptive to FSB agents to be a damn Russian stooge, AND THEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HIRED HIM!

    I feel like I’m losing my goddamned mind here with Rethugs lies. Gaslighting… they’re trying to fucking gaslight us.

  143. 143.

    Kraux Pas

    May 1, 2019 at 11:41 am

    @Cacti: Speaking as a gay man wholly unrepresentative of the larger community, that definitely comes across as a gay joke. Linking it to phrases “younger, sexier”and implications of Pete’s desire to assimilate with people who may not fully understand his perspective lend credence to that.

    And I don’t even necessarily mind that it was a gay joke. It may be weird, but I enjoy a good gay joke. This, however, is a lazy gay joke, about the level of grade-school taunting. The LGBTQ community has had to deal with too much already to now be subject to lazy taunting. Good God, put some effort into it.

    Then, again, what was I expecting? This is cacti we’re talking about.

  144. 144.

    khead

    May 1, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Heading to the House tomorrow. Should be fun.

  145. 145.

    Jeffro

    May 1, 2019 at 11:42 am

    @germy: @khead: @plato:

    I know I’m hoping against all odds here, but there’s nothing to prevent Congressional committees from calling a former president (a real one) in to testify, is there? Let’s hear straight from Obama about how Mitch McConnell threatened to turn – hell, DID turn – a Russian attack on our country into partisan advantage for the GOP

  146. 146.

    cwmoss

    May 1, 2019 at 11:44 am

    @Cacti: You seem nice.

  147. 147.

    J R in WV

    May 1, 2019 at 11:44 am

    @japa21:

    @rikyrah: I don’t believe the term “collusion” appeared in the Mueller report. I apologize if I am wrong, which I frequently am.

    That could be because “collusion” is not a legal term of art. The legal term is conspiracy, which has a large set of legalese defining what conspiracy is, how one becomes enmeshed in conspiracy, what needs to be shown to prove one has conspired, etc.

    But not so much collusion. Which is why Donald used collusion so much, no one is interested in showing he was colluding with the Russians, who cares.

  148. 148.

    Leto

    May 1, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Things I’ve learned today: Sen Whitehouse holds an architecture degree from Yale, law degree from UVA. Should be poster Suzanne’s fav senator ;)

  149. 149.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 1, 2019 at 11:44 am

    @Bobby Thomson:

    He was the poster boy for the DLC.

    Yes, and the party was also home to people like Ben Nighthorse Campbell and Richard Shelby. I would say that Bill Clinton was as liberal as a politician could have been and still be electable during that period of time

  150. 150.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 1, 2019 at 11:45 am

    @Cacti: Dude, I even thought your first comments weren’t necessarily awful but you need to shut up about this. You could have been okay if you’d just said “Trumps people are going to attack him like this. I thought we should get used to it, but clearly you dont want that here so I won’t do that again.”

    Stop being an ass, and accept that people here don’t agree with you on this or on Being That Guy who keeps bringing up old slights loudly and in public.

  151. 151.

    Jerzy Russian

    May 1, 2019 at 11:50 am

    @Kraux Pas:

    Good God, put some effort into it.

    This is what I tell my students about cheating. If you are going to send me your homework as Microsoft Word document, at least make the effort to remove your friends name from the meta data. Also, it would help if you didn’t turn in nonsense that is easily searchable.

  152. 152.

    japa21

    May 1, 2019 at 11:52 am

    @J R in WV: Which is why it was so interesting how many times Graham used it in his opening statement and that Barr has used it.

  153. 153.

    J R in WV

    May 1, 2019 at 11:53 am

    @Cacti:

    And in right on cue, in checks the hive mind.

    Yes, and all the hive in total agreement that you are a juvenile ass… aka troll. A one note jerk.

  154. 154.

    gene108

    May 1, 2019 at 11:55 am

    @Bobby Thomson:

    I think gunning for universal healthcare and gays in the military and passing the Brady Bill, mandating background checks for gun purchases, as well as the Assault Wepon Ban were not conservative positions.

    He was more business friendly than someone like Gephardt, but I am not sure how culturally liberal a lot of the pro-labor Dems were at the time, with regards to something like gays serving in the military or gun control.

    Bill’s a mixed bag. But he was not the “best Republican President since Eisenhower”, which a lot of liberals like to tag him as, because he did ty to push, but failed at, advancing a more liberal agenda than any Republican has done, including Eisenhower.

  155. 155.

    japa21

    May 1, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    @J R in WV: Never used the pie filter before. Normally I enjoy watching people make complete fools out of themselves. Making an exception in this case.

  156. 156.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 1, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    @Leto: Not sure he’s my own fav, but he is my Senator, and a fine one.

  157. 157.

    TomatoQueen

    May 1, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    @Another Scott: I worked in that particular nerd shop for about 8 months in the Year of Katrina. Most of the data reporting, from companies to the bureau, is automated, input coming in over dedicated fax lines. I was on the manual reporting side, cajoling and schmoozing harassed human resources people, small business owners and the like, at the same rate of pay, for temporary contractors, as the Dept of Labor pays its maintenance crew. Otherwise staff is too preoccupied with getting those numbers out on time to be bothered while sitting at low rent workstations with plotting to cook the books. The worst day was the one when we had to verify that all those fax lines in the Katrina target area were down, by dialing every single fucking one of them. Heckuva job, Brownie.

  158. 158.

    Aleta

    May 1, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    We’re paying the salary of a surly lawyer named Barr who accepted the job of shielding Trump from US law.

  159. 159.

    Aleta

    May 1, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    “spying is a good English word”
    “and I use it frequently, as do the media”
    “and it is commonly used in the press”

    Whitehouse: but it is not comm used by the department
    “It is commonly used by *me*”

  160. 160.

    Gravenstone

    May 1, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    @Aleta: I would argue that he auditioned for that particular job.

  161. 161.

    JR

    May 1, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I don’t know how well it works for gastritis but virtually all yogurt contains live cultures. I used to make my own lebneh by inoculating gallons of pasteurized milk from fancy supermarket yogurt. As long as the temperature is high (~37C is ideal for yogurt cultures) you will get yogurt.

  162. 162.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    @J R in WV:

    Yes, and all the hive is in total agreement

    Uh huh. That’s sort of the definition of hive mind. ;-)

  163. 163.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 1, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    @Kay: Bill Barr knows nothing of honor.

  164. 164.

    Kay

    May 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Adam Serwer ?
    ‏Verified account
    @AdamSerwer
    2h2 hours ago
    More Adam Serwer ? Retweeted Firing Line with Margaret Hoover
    Whenever you simply ask someone to explain a racist joke, this happens. They can’t admit to themselves why they find it funny and just start rambling.

    He’s talking about Trump’s latest low quality hire, who made an ass of himself in an interview. That was a prominent wingnut theme during Obama, that black people were in the White House. RAGE. They would get so enraged about the plane, Air Force One. The noble Mitt Romney played right into it in the 2012 election. He knew. He’d get them all worked up that the Obamas had a plane.

    Pure unadulterated racism. Just right out there.

  165. 165.

    Just One More Canuck

    May 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    @germy: Pentangeli’s brother?

  166. 166.

    Kay

    May 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Donald Trump hires bottom of the barrel people. We can quibble over whether they got that way to curry favor with him, but not really, because currying favor with him means they’re corruptable anyway, so therefore bad hires. It’s chicken/egg. Doesn’t matter. I’m not that interested in their inner struggles anyway.

  167. 167.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 1, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    @tobie:

    A propos sickening shit: the Trump administration is claiming that April was a blockbuster month for job creation with 275,000 new jobs. How to square that with the floods in the midwest that devastated an agriculture sector already devastated by Trump’s trade wars beats me. Factor in all the plant closings and announced layoffs and the numbers seem even more dubious. They’re cooking the books and no one seems to be asking for the underlying data. Aaaargh.

    Farming and manufacturing don’t employee that many people but are highly glamorized.

  168. 168.

    Bill Arnold

    May 1, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    @tobie:

    They’re cooking the books and no one seems to be asking for the underlying data. Aaaargh.

    DJ Trump was claiming without evidence through most of 2016 that the BLS was cooking the statistics.
    (Unless that was your point.)

  169. 169.

    chopper

    May 1, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    @Cacti:

    nope, everybody’s still calling you a dumb, wrong asshole.

  170. 170.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    @chopper:

    Thanks for proving my point over and over. ;-)

  171. 171.

    chopper

    May 1, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    @Cacti:

    yeah, we’re all sheep. or maybe you’re being a dumb, wrong asshole. nah, that couldn’t be it.

  172. 172.

    Cacti

    May 1, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    @chopper:

    Keep buzzing, little drone. ;-)

  173. 173.

    chopper

    May 1, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    @Cacti:

    so what’s your encore? referring to obama as “obongo” and then stamping your feet like a child when called out on it?

  174. 174.

    Ruckus

    May 1, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:
    Not everyone can digest yogurt. I know this first hand. Used to eat yogurt but one day started having the same response to it as I’d had to milk a few years prior. As in a rather unsuitable response. Involving a bit more than a modicum of pain. Haven’t had cows milk for over 43 yrs, a couple years less for yogurt.

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