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You are here: Home / John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House" / I’ve Been A Terrible Blog Host

I’ve Been A Terrible Blog Host

by John Cole|  August 17, 20197:53 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

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I have been busy in meat space doing people things. Here is a video of Seth’s kittens to make up for my absence:

Also, this has been a great summer for birds. I went to the fern today to take a picture of you all, and the third bird harvest had already been completed and they were gone! Grand total of 11 birbs hatched on the front porch this summer. Not bad.

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  1. 1.

    Seth

    August 17, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Bonus content: my hair knee and one of the many scratches from the kittens.

  2. 2.

    laura

    August 17, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    How many fledged from your beard?

  3. 3.

    zhena gogolia

    August 17, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    @Seth:

    One of them is shy!

  4. 4.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 17, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Squee. My cat is Zen, she meditates

    ETA: Video needs more light.

  5. 5.

    Ohio Mom

    August 17, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Is that White Stripe and Grey Feet tussling? I’m having some trouble putting names to faces.

  6. 6.

    FlyingToaster

    August 17, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    @Seth: You have a non-hair knee? Odd.

    Cats mean scratches. I don’t have them because the entire Toaster household is dreadfully allergic (both parents => WarriorGirl is worse than either of us). But I spend holidays at my SILs with 5 boys, 2 cats and a dog. The scratches are part of the territory.

  7. 7.

    trollhattan

    August 17, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    @FlyingToaster:
    Better than a hair-knee ah.

  8. 8.

    trollhattan

    August 17, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    @FlyingToaster:
    One benefit I love from the puppy-dog transition is the point point (heh) they lose those damn needles and get actual teeth. Once the hands heal it’s all good from there.

  9. 9.

    chris

    August 17, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    A fine crop of kittens! This is fun too:

    The petition to rename the stretch of 5th Ave in NY in front of Trump Tower #ObamaAve has gone viral and almost reached its goal. If the street is renamed the new address for Trump Tower will be 725 Barack H. Obama Ave. pic.twitter.com/1ZXQLJePem— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) 17 August 2019

  10. 10.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Any Jackals in Portland tonight, be careful.

    The Nazis are drunk, didn’t get the violence they wanted, many are staying in town and will be taking to the streets again after dark.

    To everyone who helped #DefendPDX today, remember people from all over the country spent money on travel and lodging to start violence with anti-racists and antifa. Stay alert! They're not gonna leave peacefully. They want to get their money's worth thru violent actions. ✊?❤— Steve Ogden (@Steve_Ogden) August 17, 2019

  11. 11.

    debbie

    August 17, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Filling in for NotMax tonight?

  12. 12.

    debbie

    August 17, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    @chris:

    The comments and clips are hilarious!

  13. 13.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    BTW, the FEC has quietly killed off an investigation into the Russians and the NRA Campaign Finance Violations,

    BREAKING: @FEC's Republicans block all investigation of & enforcement against Russians Torshin & Butina re the NRA & the 2016 presidential election. Result: FEC does nothing to find out the truth behind one of the most blockbuster campaign finance allegations in recent memory. pic.twitter.com/KgrJLJTuZY— Ellen L Weintraub (@EllenLWeintraub) August 16, 2019

  14. 14.

    A Ghost To Most

    August 17, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    JC, please me send an address to send the spoon.

    That is all.

  15. 15.

    zhena gogolia

    August 17, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Can you e-mail him directly? He almost never replies in blog comments. He does reply to e-mails.

  16. 16.

    Baud

    August 17, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    @chris:

    725 Barack H. Obama Ave. 

    They should spell out the Hussein.

  17. 17.

    trollhattan

    August 17, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    @debbie:
    Lack of quals is no barrier!

  18. 18.

    chris

    August 17, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    @Baud: Agreed but maybe there’s a signage rule or something?

  19. 19.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 17, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    He does reply to e-mails.

    Especially when the emails are in all caps, he loves that.

  20. 20.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 17, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    @Baud: The local freeway here is named President Barack Obama Highway. They should add the President part.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    August 17, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    @chris:

    Yeah, as a sign, the H is better.

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    They don’t do that with the FDR so I doubt they’ll make an exception here.

  22. 22.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Memo reveals a House Republican strategy on shootings: downplay white nationalism, blame left https://t.co/5JO2bYwbl9My memo to GOP: Own it, reverse it and help bring America together. Stop playing with fire simply to divide and conquer.— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) August 17, 2019

  23. 23.

    chris

    August 17, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    This is just funny. The Mountain goes car shopping, perhaps for one he can carry with one hand.

  24. 24.

    Baud

    August 17, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    @Jay:

    Memo reveals a House Republican strategy on shootings: downplay white nationalism, blame left 

    Not exactly breaking news.

  25. 25.

    debit

    August 17, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    KITTENS! Where is Momma cat?

  26. 26.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    @Baud:

    Documented in writing, not just suspected.

    Hopefully Prosecution Exhibit #21,398.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    August 17, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    @Jay:

    We left “suspected” many years ago.

  28. 28.

    Ohio Mom

    August 17, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    @A Ghost To Most: I hope Cole posts a photo of your spoon, I’d like to see it.

  29. 29.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Guy with thick chicago accent helps coyote pup pic.twitter.com/RJB9sqkrxl— derek (@eedrk) August 15, 2019

  30. 30.

    Dan B

    August 17, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    @Jay: Another asprct of The Family is their connection to Russia. It ties the link between high powered pols, mostly GOP, and Russia so the FEC blocking the investigation of laundering Russian money by the NRA makes sense fir several reasons.

  31. 31.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 17, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    @Baud: I sit corrected it’s President Barack H. Obama Highway.

  32. 32.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 17, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    @A Ghost To Most:

    Would you take and post a photo of the spoon before you ship it off to John? I’d love to see your work!

    ETA: Or what OhioMom said at #28. GMTA!

  33. 33.

    debit

    August 17, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    @Jay: That story has a sad ending. :(

  34. 34.

    R-Jud

    August 17, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    I’m at a BBQ near Boston with a bunch of tipsy pet-loving lefties. I just made 11 of them watch the kitten video.

  35. 35.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    This is a deceptively edited video, but that’s not surprising given that Andy is tweeting it. The more interesting detail is that The Post Millennial — a right-wing Canadian publication — was on the ground in #Portland today…. Rebel Media 2.0? https://t.co/r4HIhGMSbm— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) August 18, 2019

  36. 36.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Staying ahead of the propaganda:

    This is John Turano and his daughter, Bianca, the ones Andy Ngo is tweeting about. They’ve been doing this for years. They’re not random bystanders; they’re agitators. pic.twitter.com/uhs2R4gfuY— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) August 17, 2019

  37. 37.

    NotMax

    August 17, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Cross your fingers, toes and anything else crossable. Came inside out of the sweltering heat to wait for first coat of paint on surface-damaged area of landlady’s car’s bumper I prepared for painting earlier today to dry. Figure three light coats ought to do it. Shall decide on whether or not to forego a clear coat over it later on.

    Once again reminded that I suck at spray painting.

  38. 38.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    @NotMax:

    18’inches, layer until smooth, work your way along, building a coat.

  39. 39.

    satby

    August 17, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    @A Ghost To Most: if you don’t hear back send me a message at my shop. No bonus fingers to go with the super long spoon, I hope.

  40. 40.

    SectionH

    August 17, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    @Baud: How about Nobel Prize Winner Barack Obama Ave?

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    August 17, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    @Jay

    Somehow comforting to know, to the depths of my being, I would make an absolutely terrible grafittoist.

  42. 42.

    SectionH

    August 17, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    @NotMax: Thoughts and Prayers, even. No, I shouldn’t snark at all, that’s a serious challenge you’re into. Laki maika’i!

  43. 43.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    We would like to thank the HEROS of the Team BubbleWrap who protected the fragile fragile egos of the grifter "press." THANK GOODNESS their fragile egos were untouched by milkshakes or harsh words. https://t.co/1kTjgNVFch— (Pop)ular (Mob)ilization (@PopMobPDX) August 17, 2019

  44. 44.

    Steeplejack

    August 17, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Cat meditation.

  45. 45.

    ruemara

    August 17, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Some excellent kitty content tonight

  46. 46.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.thedodo.com/amphtml/in-the-wild/guy-builds-racetrack-for-backyard-squirrels

  47. 47.

    Steeplejack

    August 17, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    @R-Jud:

    I am in a barbecue funk. I went to my favorite, very convenient place—only a couple of miles from my house—a few weeks ago and found that it had been sold (owners retired) and renamed. Gave it a go and thought it was nowhere as good. Went back today to confirm. Same: definitely not as good. Maybe not even “good” at all. So now the search begins again.

  48. 48.

    rikyrah

    August 17, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:
    So cute ?

  49. 49.

    rikyrah

    August 17, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Seth’s ??? are adorable ???

  50. 50.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Apparently Devin Nunes, scourge of the House Select Committee on Intelligence and special secret emissary of the White House to the Hill, has gotten tired of all those people mocking him for claiming he’s a Tulare County family farmer just because the family dairy farm moved to Iowa some years ago without him, where it’s generally worked by undocumented immigrants, while he himself stayed in California growing fragrant and multi-flowered paranoid fantasies about President Trump and the FBI, so he’s bought himself a spread of acres in his district, well, maybe half an acre:

    https://nomoremister.blogspot.com/2019/08/for-record-devins-farm.html?m=1

  51. 51.

    Jay

    August 17, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Bbq aint easey

  52. 52.

    Steeplejack

    August 17, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    @Jay:

    Inorite. Liberty Barbecue is relatively close, but they’re a bit lah-di-dah. I discovered a fantastic place last December, Shawn’s Smokehouse, but it’s 40 miles west in Warrenton, VA.

    Maybe this will get me going on the hive of Korean barbecue places in nearby Annandale, which I haven’t checked out yet. Not the same, but it’s a good excuse.

  53. 53.

    SWMBO

    August 18, 2019 at 1:00 am

    @debit: Watch the whole video. They cut to Momma and sibling kitten then back to the action.

    ETA. Nevermind. That’s the other kitten in a litter box.

  54. 54.

    evodevo

    August 18, 2019 at 7:04 am

    @Steeplejack: Yes. This. Ever since Corky’s left Lexington ky I have been bereft….

  55. 55.

    Skepticat

    August 18, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Lots of sounds of nature today. Just stepped out on the porch to be greeted with very loud baby bird noises, which made me think of Cole. The purple finches build a nest in the soffit, so I can’t see into it, but they must have hatched a brood very recently–and are the li’l ones ever noisy. Earlier, I heard a lot of frantic splashing; turns out it was caused by two seals tag-teaming a large school of fish. The seals kept popping up with their mouths full of big fish–and big smiles. The fog has cleared, the sun’s out, and it’s warm, probably from the tropical depression spinning up. It’s supposed to stay off the New England coast, as I hope it does so it will avoid snarling up our national championship regatta this coming week.

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