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You are here: Home / Nature & Respite / Respite Open Thread: Summer Pleasures

Respite Open Thread: Summer Pleasures

by Anne Laurie|  July 4, 20205:39 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite, Pet Blogging

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Go to the beach!

I believe our ancestors would have called this an omen. I’m not sure it’s a good one. https://t.co/fmwKDWsKD5

— Duncan Weldon (@DuncanWeldon) July 2, 2020

Play in the sprinkler!

I like the way the dog goes into a skid a solid 10 feet before his stop point.

This isn’t his first rodeo. https://t.co/WtMlXlraH3

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 2, 2020

Maybe take a flight, on an impulse!

"This isn't where I parked my car" https://t.co/8jNXz2oxns

— The Cyberpunk Landsknecht (@cakotz) July 2, 2020


(Update: “Now if the owner can’t be located in a few weeks or so we’re told the pilot is more than willing to adopt the cat and give him a home.”)

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  1. 1.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    July 4, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Malea Emma’s 2018 rendition of the national anthem is getting some retro buzz in my feed. Well worth a listen.

  2. 2.

    JPL

    July 4, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Just give the cat to the pilot already. It should not have to spend one more day at the Humane Society.

  3. 3.

    raven

    July 4, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    It’s not an eagle and it’s not a shark but it’s still cool.

  4. 4.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    July 4, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    I just love that doggie.

  5. 5.

    Evap

    July 4, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    A sad day, we lost our sweet black cat Stella, she was 16. She has been lethargic and not eating for a few days, we took her to the vet yesterday and her glucose levels were 10 times normal. The cause is uncertain but her they couldn’t get them lower. Maybe kidney disease.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    July 4, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    I believe the first video was part of low budget adaptation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

  7. 7.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    July 4, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @raven:  I believe it’s a buzzard and some sort of shark lite correct?

  8. 8.

    JPL

    July 4, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): At the end when she hit the high note at free my mutt wagged his tail.    Good job.

  9. 9.

    Another Scott

    July 4, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    It was an Osprey and Spanish Mackerel.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  10. 10.

    MomSense

    July 4, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @Evap: 
    I’m so sorry.

  11. 11.

    Ken

    July 4, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    @Another Scott: Osprey and Spanish Mackerel.

    Oh, are we doing band names again?

  12. 12.

    MomSense

    July 4, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    I drove up to visit two of my kiddos today.  Of course I brought a bunch of groceries and treats and now I’m making meatballs and marinara.  There is enough for a small army.
    It is so good to see them.  They are outside with the dog.  I’ve shed some tears, but fortunately they haven’t seen them.

  13. 13.

    germy

    July 4, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Cat was fired from his job at a library.

    There was a public outcry, and the cat got his job back.

    The councilman who tried to get rid of him… is now gone:

    A play in three acts pic.twitter.com/FhwGik1mWL

    — Zack Smedley ?️‍? (@Zack_Smedley) July 3, 2020

  14. 14.

    LuciaMia

    July 4, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Summer pleasures…

    Fresh raspberries, cherry tomatoes just starting to ripen in your garden, fireflies, lots of basil, zinnias with queen-annes lace, your parent’s midnight skinny-dipping in the backyard pool, (old memory).

  15. 15.

    Salty Sam

    July 4, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Aww Dang! Best dawg I ever had, Lucy, looked very much like that firehouse dawg. She had the same passion for water hoses too. I could not water the yard or wash the car without having her front & center, quivering with excitement to chase that stream out of the end of the hose.

    I still miss her…

  16. 16.

    raven

    July 4, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Osprey and a ladyfish .

  17. 17.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    July 4, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    @raven: Like you said it is still cool.

  18. 18.

    Martin

    July 4, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @germy: Town’s name is ‘White Settlement’.

    Little on the nose, no?

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    July 4, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Now I feel bad for the shark.

  20. 20.

    Mary G

    July 4, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    @Evap: I’m sorry for your loss. May Stella’s memory be a blessing.

  21. 21.

    Eric U.

    July 4, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    I was using the hose yesterday and I was a little disappointed at how disinterested the dogs were

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    July 4, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    @Salty Sam: If you’d like to send some pictures and some stories about Lucy, that would make a perfect post for the Furry Friends series.

    I usually run it on Saturday afternoons, but no submissions for this week.  :-(

  23. 23.

    Wag

    July 4, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Do hot dog scout as a summer pleasure? I think so.
    https://twitter.com/ok_girlfriend/status/1279494566794665991?s=20

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    July 4, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    @Evap: I’m so sorry about Stella.  Heartbreaking.  We don’t like to see them be sick, but it’s so hard when our beloved pets are good one minute, and the next, or the next day, they are not.

    It’s like going from 0 to 60 in a few seconds, and it’s so hard to wrap your brain, and your heart, around the unexpected loss.

    Hugs.

  25. 25.

    CaseyL

    July 4, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @Evap: So very sorry for your loss.

  26. 26.

    WaterGirl

    July 4, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @WaterGirl: That’s an invitation to Salty Sam, but also to anyone else who has a beloved pet they want to share with us.

  27. 27.

    Mary G

    July 4, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Have kids they said. This father of triplets is getting a workout in the kitchen…pic.twitter.com/ovXWGYgV8x— Rex Chapman?? (@RexChapman) July 4, 2020

  28. 28.

    zhena gogolia

    July 4, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    @Evap:

    I’m so sorry.

  29. 29.

    CaseyL

    July 4, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    My summer pleasures?  Usually, a lot of local festivals and hiking.  This year, not so much.

    What, then? Small, intra-state road trips!

    I went out to Oroville, Washington last weekend.  It’s an absolutely beautiful smallish town a few miles south of Canada, situated around a lake and surrounded by mountains.  Being in Eastern Washington, it’s a desert landscape; all ambers, greys, browns and reds. (And being Eastern Washington, it’s pretty darn Red, too.  I’m contemplating moving there, but going from deep Blue Seattle to someplace that Red makes me nervous.)

    Planning on going to Ocean Shores next, on Washington’s ocean coast.  Another possible post-retirement destination, so I’ll be scouting out some houses.

  30. 30.

    Joy in FL

    July 4, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    @Evap: I’m so sorry. It is a sad day.

  31. 31.

    WaterGirl

    July 4, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @Mary G: That’s really cute!

    When I came to first look at my house, the woman living here had twins and it was JUST LIKE THAT.

    It was so charming!  For me, not so much for her.

    I wonder if that influenced my decision?  It was certainly a happy house.

  32. 32.

    John Revolta

    July 4, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    @Salty Sam: My buddy Otis loves his “water sports”. We have to keep him inside while we’re doing any actual watering or it’s hopeless. While he’s inside he can hear it happening and he bitches and moans the whole time until we let him out.

  33. 33.

    JMG

    July 4, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    First time it’s been nice enough to eat dinner on the deck! Our traditional July 4th dinner, hot dogs, chips, cole slaw, beer. Then we’ll wait for dark and go for a firefly search. This is peak time for them, and we haven’t seen any yet.

  34. 34.

    Salty Sam

    July 4, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @Mary G:  OMG,  that’s like a real life version of Raising Arizona, when Hi was trying to pick which one of Nathan Arizona’s quintuplets to steal.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    July 4, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Musical interlude for a – well, what the title says.

  36. 36.

    cliosfanboy

    July 4, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    @Evap: i am so sorry….

  37. 37.

    burnspbesq

    July 4, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    @Martin:

    Key fact about White Settlement, Tex-byGod-Ass: in 2005, there was a referendum on a proposal to change the name to West Settlement. It failed by almost an 11-to-1 margin.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Settlement,_Texas

  38. 38.

    debbie

    July 4, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    @MomSense:

    Aww, great way to spend the day!

  39. 39.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 4, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    You could say Giannis loves “Coming to America”

  40. 40.

    Salty Sam

    July 4, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    @JMG: Our traditional July 4th dinner

    I’m sad that we are missing our traditional 4th July celebration.  And it’s not because  we are “stuck” here in the tropics.  For decades, my wife’s family in central Minnesota holds a 4th July weekend party/family reunion.  It’s a huge family, probably 60-75 people, held on Cousin Dean’s 5 acre spread- campers, RV’s and tents abound, a rented inflatable water slide for the kiddies (and adults after the required threshold of adult beverages kicks in), and a huge assortment of lawn games.  Today would have been the big potluck, with fireworks between sundown and when the mosquitoes drive everybody into their tents.  Cousin Dean (wisely) called it off this year because COVID.

    sigh.

  41. 41.

    debbie

    July 4, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    @Salty Sam:

    My town is holding a yard parade. Families hang out in their front yards and the paraders drive by. Every few minutes, a float or a band on a flat-bed drives by. I think the parade could have snaked up and down all the streets in the three hours allotted for this event, but it is what it is. Still, kind of sad.

  42. 42.

    Dan B

    July 4, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    @CaseyL: Manzanita on the Oregon coast is wonderful.  It’s actually north (west northwest precisely) of Portland and just south of the artsy tourist Cannon Beach – by Ecola State Park.  Bend in central Oregon is a liberal enclave but pricier than Oroville.  Wenatchee is not too bad and less windy than the rest of Eastern WA.  And friends moved to a little town just north of Yakima, Naches  I believe, that’s been taken over by artists that got priced out of Seattle.  Twisp is also a liberal enclave.

    Oroville would be very red plus cowboys.  Happy hunting.

  43. 43.

    satby

    July 4, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    @Evap:  Condolences on the loss of your beloved Stella.

  44. 44.

    JMG

    July 4, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    I must post an addendum to my dinner post. While the coals were prepped in the chimney, I made my father’s whiskey sour recipe, so simple only a chemical engineer like himself could have devised it. Use a full size blender. Take one can frozen lemonade and put it in blender. Take empty can and fill it with whiskey, usually Seagram’s 7. Fill blender to the top with ice cubes. Run blender until the horrible ratting noise stops and it purrs like an outboard motor. Pour resulting alcohol-laced slushy into smallish glasses, wine glasses are good. This is good for larger groups because one drink is plenty.

  45. 45.

    satby

    July 4, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    I’m an exchange grandma again! Baby brother Lorenzo joins middle brother Maxi and big sister Romina in Aguascaliente, MX. Mother and dad doing well and posted the news this afternoon. I hope I can go visit again some day before the kids are ready for university.

  46. 46.

    WaterGirl

    July 4, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    @satby: At first I thought you were taking on another exchange student, then I read your comment more closely.

    Congratulations grandma!

  47. 47.

    catclub

    July 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    @JMG: Take one can frozen lemonade and put it in blender.

     

    What stores still stock frozen lemonade in cans? I think all the frozen concentrate juices are gone.

  48. 48.

    catclub

    July 4, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    @burnspbesq: Jefferson Davis and Forrest Counties IN Mississippi also need to change.

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