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Check out these birds…

by Betty Cracker|  August 25, 20201:53 pm| 247 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Open Threads

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This isn’t a respite thread — please feel free to discuss whatever. But like a respite thread, this post includes lovely critters, like this Snowy Egret:

Check out this bird...

We see more Great Egrets than Snowys around here, so when I see a white bird with a black bill, I pay attention.

Also, here’s a short clip and a still shot of the juvenile male Ruby-Throated Hummingbird who jealously guards the feeders on the east side of the house as well as the firecracker bush. His iridescent throat feathers are coming in, as you can see when he turns his head and they catch the light.

Same bird… pic.twitter.com/xnJZxMvZRn

— Betty Cracker ? (@bettycrackerfl) August 25, 2020

Check out his little feet in this picture!

Check out this bird... 1

There’s one other hummingbird that he will willingly share a food source with, but anyone else gets chased off if he sees them. I have no idea what his relationship is with the tolerated bird. Maybe it’s his mom?

Anyhoo, open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Eric NNY

    August 25, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    So, until I moved to my current location in far, far Northern New York, I had no idea egrets migrated through here.  It was a nice surprise.

  2. 2.

    senyordave

    August 25, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    This is a headline from Yahoo news:
    Terminating payroll tax could end Social Security benefits in 2023, chief actuary warns
    For the past several weeks Trump has been advocating permanently terminating the payroll tax. The payroll tax is the funding mechanism for social security. The Democrats have to get this message out, it is political malpractice not to.
    Donald Trump is a pushing a policy that would destroy social security.

  3. 3.

    Eunicecycle

    August 25, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    The egret is beautiful! I didn’t know hummingbirds were so territorial until we put up our first feeder. So we put up another one, and they still fight! There’s always one that won’t let anyone come to either feeder while he is there.

  4. 4.

    R-Jud

    August 25, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    I didn’t think I’d be this excited about The Child’s new pet snake.

  5. 5.

    Betty Cracker

    August 25, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    So Trump nominated Acting DHS Secretary Hair Gel as permanent DHS secretary, I guess to get out of the jam created when Trump appointed the unqualified lobbyist in the first place? Or rather Trump announced that he would nominate Hair Gel. The confirmation hearings would be…interesting.

  6. 6.

    Yutsano

    August 25, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    @senyordave: I’m going to ignore the fact that he can’t stop ordering the collection of a tax that everyone who works is required to pay (employer and employee) on his say so. This is absolutely a hammer to use against Dolt45 and an opportunity for the Democrats to get a few more 65+ voters. Because it would absolutely drive a ton of our most vulnerable populations into poverty.

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    August 25, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    @Eunicecycle: At least around here, sometimes the birds aren’t quite so territorial; I’ve seen half a dozen or more sharing the pair of feeders I have hanging from a single pole (i.e. right next to each other). Most of the time, however, yeah it’s “my tree! No, MY TREE!”.

  8. 8.

    MazeDancer

    August 25, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Have noticed a little movement toward people choosing Early Voting as their plan. Which is good if you feel safe. Gotta feel safe.

    PostCardPatriots.com has lots of important info to help make your Voting Plan.

    Post your plan here in the comments and we’ll illustrate it like these.

    A while back, Betty had a great thread where people discussed their Voting Plans. If you’ll re-post – or update – your plan here, we’ll illustrate it. Really does help inspire others to make a plan.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    August 25, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    @R-Jud: Awww, The Child looks so excited! It is a pretty snake. I am not a fan of snakes being in my immediate vicinity, but I can admire their beauty from afar!

  10. 10.

    oldster

    August 25, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    The other day I was looking at our sunflowers — some towering over my head — when I heard a sound somewhere between a huge dog growling and a heavy helicopter passing low overhead.

    I flinched and looked around, and four feet away from me was a hummingbird. I think I had disturbed it on one of the sunflowers, without seeing it, and it had passed me so close that it sounded like a Chinook.

    This morning there was a pileated woodpecker on our thistle-seed feeder. Rather unusual — we get lots of the downies coming in, especially when the suet block is up, but don’t usually gets visits from their bigger cousins. This thing was bigger than the thistle-feeder itself — probably 15″ total length.

    (I had to take down the suet block — too damned many grackles and starlings coming in. I know, I know, they are birds, too, and some people like them. But they are rude and disruptive and chase away the goldfinches.)

  11. 11.

    Geminid

    August 25, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    People use “birdbrain” as an insult, but I’ve  worked for and with people who are much less attentive and aware than your typical bird.

  12. 12.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    @senyordave: By all means spread the word that he wants to sabotage Social Security, but I’m pretty sure it’s not happening.  I haven’t heard of any company that’s changed withholding as (supposedly) allowed by his executive order.

    I suspect a combination of doubt that it’s legal, reluctance to waste time and money changing the payroll system, and awareness that they’d have to make a huge lump-sum payment a couple of months from now when the “postponement” expires.

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Birds of a feather. Strictly FYI, the announced all-starbizarre roster for the remainder of the RNC.

    Tuesday’s lineup: First Lady Melania Trump, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Sen. Rand Paul (KY), Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds, Florida Lieutenant Governor Jeanette Nuñez, Attorney General Daniel Cameron, former Attorney General Pam Bondi, Abby Johnson, Jason Joyce, Myron Lizer, Mary Ann Mendoza, Megan Pauley, Cris Peterson, John Peterson, Nicholas Sandmann, Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump.

    Wednesday’s lineup: Vice President Mike Pence, Second Lady Karen Pence, Sen. Marsha Blackburn (TN), Sen. Joni Ernst (IA), South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, Rep. Dan Crenshaw (TX), Rep. Elise Stefanik (NY), Rep. Lee Zeldin (NY), former Acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell, Kellyanne Conway, Lieutenant General Keith Kellogg, Jack Brewer, Sister Dede Byrne, Scott Dane, Clarence Henderson, Ryan Holets, Michael McHale, Burgess Owens, Lara Trump.

    Thursday’s lineup: President Donald Trump, Ben Carson, Sen. Mitch McConnell (KY), Sen. Tom Cotton (AR), Rep. Kevin McCarthy (CA), Rep. Jeff Van Drew (NJ), Ivanka Trump, Ja’Ron Smith, Ann Dorn, Debbie Flood, Rudy Giuliani, Franklin Graham, Alice Johnson, Wade Mayfield, Carl and Marsha Mueller, Dana White. Source

  14. 14.

    Hungry Joe

    August 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Egrets. I’ve had a few

    But then again, too few to mention.

  15. 15.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    There’s a prairie near me, and on my morning walk today it was dense with goldfinches going after the aster seeds.  Pretty little things, I wish I could get decent pictures of them but all I have is a phone camera and they won’t let me get within fifteen feet.

  16. 16.

    senyordave

    August 25, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    @Ken: It doesn’t matter that it won’t happen.  Make people aware that President Dumbass doesn’t even understand how social security works.  People need to constantly be reminded what a complete idiot he is, among other things.

  17. 17.

    charluckles

    August 25, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Your hummingbird photography skills are excellent!

    We’ve had more hummingbirds this summer than I can ever remember.  The battles over territory have been epic and I have been loving every minute of it.

  18. 18.

    CaseyL

    August 25, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    @R-Jud: Love the color!  Is three months still considered young/juvenile in a corn snake?  Baby reptiles are so exquisite: they have the scales and colors of an adult, but small and in mint condition.  Jewel-like.

    I just followed the RNC last night here and on Twitter.  Wonder how many of tonight’s speakers will be stoned out of their minds!  Also looking forward to peoples’ takes on Melania’s speech from the denuded Rose Garden.  “Look upon my works, Ye Mighty, and Despair” would be on point.

  19. 19.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    @NotMax: I watched most of last night, I’ll probably skip the remainder.

  20. 20.

    geg6

    August 25, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    I’m not much of a fan of birds (they are dirty and full of bugs, ick), but I appreciate that you always come through for the jackals who love them.

  21. 21.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Speaking of birds, I only recently discovered that blue bird feathers don’t actually exist, they’re simply an optical illusion.  Blue Jays, Macaws, and Peacocks have been tricking me for all these years, but they’re still incredibly beautiful to observe!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LeNWrMu3zM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QADW6AgWxp4

  22. 22.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    @R-Jud:

    Snek is pretty colour. I’m happy for the Child, and she is absolutely beaming! Lucky snek, lucky Child.

  23. 23.

    Edmund Dantes

    August 25, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    This was well done.

    For context, Dwight Schrute needed to give an acceptance speech for an award. Jim helped him out by providing some translated Mussolini speeches as a prank (Dwight was always very fascist adjacent if you watched the show).

    https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1298285841232650241?s=21

  24. 24.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca: Supposedly no human could see blue until modern times.

    https://www.businessinsider.com.au/what-is-blue-and-how-do-we-see-color-2015-2

    In the Odyssey, Homer famously describes the “wine-dark sea.” But why “wine-dark” and not deep blue or green?

    In 1858, a scholar named William Gladstone, who later became the Prime Minister of Great Britain, noticed that this wasn’t the only strange colour description. Though the poet spends page after page describing the intricate details of clothing, armour, weaponry, facial features, animals, and more, his references to colour are strange. Iron and sheep are violet, honey is green.

    So Gladstone decided to count the colour references in the book. And while black is mentioned almost 200 times and white around 100, other colours are rare. Red is mentioned fewer than 15 times, and yellow and green fewer than 10. Gladstone started looking at other ancient Greek texts, and noticed the same thing — there was never anything described as “blue.” The word didn’t even exist.

    It seemed the Greeks lived in murky and muddy world, devoid of colour, mostly black and white and metallic, with occasional flashes of red or yellow.

    Gladstone thought this was perhaps something unique to the Greeks, but a philologist named Lazarus Geiger followed up on his work and noticed this was true across cultures.

    True? Dunno. Maybe!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  25. 25.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Unduly excited over a package USPS lists as out for delivery today (different than the package I happened to mention the other day). Was getting real close to depletion of the in-house stock of vital wheat gluten used for some breads.

    Small pleasures.

    Odd thing was that I checked the USPS tracking shortly after 6:30 a.m. and the listing read “departed facility at 7:10 a.m., out for delivery.” DeJoy also apparently mucking with the space-time continuum.

  26. 26.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    @NotMax:

    Birds of a feather.

    I was thinking more along the lines of a “confederacy of dunces” or a “rogue’s gallery of stupidity”, but any way you label them they represent the worst of the worst that humanity has to offer.

  27. 27.

    geg6

    August 25, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    @NotMax:

    I honestly have no clue who more than half of those people are.

    And I don’t think I want to.

  28. 28.

    Phylllis

    August 25, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    We have a firecracker plant in the little patch outside our dining area window. We were treated to an epic 3 hummingbird brawl during dinner the other night.

  29. 29.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Had not heard that before, thanks for sharing it.

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    @geg6:

    That’s funny. I was just going through the list and not recognising the majority of the names, and thinking I’d write a comment saying that.

  31. 31.

    geg6

    August 25, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    @R-Jud:

    Good thing I never had kids because I would be the mean, evil mother who would never allow such a creature in her house under any circumstances.  Crying, pouting, stomping of feet would not move me at all.  I’d tell my kid that when she can afford her own home, she can have all the snakes she wants.  But not in mine.  Ever.

  32. 32.

    namekarB

    August 25, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Love the hummingbird pics. Ruby Throated Hummingbirds will chase all other Hummingbirds (any species) out of their feeding territory EXCEPT a female they have mated with gets free passes to the feeder. Anna Hummingbirds are different in territory. Both males and females are territorial and often have overlapping territories between the males and females. The males chase away only other males in their circle while the females chase away only other females in their circle. Thus a male and female could have an overlapping territory (like a ven diagram).

  33. 33.

    J.

    August 25, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    The hummingbird video is great!

    Love snowy egrets. We see a lot of them on Sanibel; great egrets, too.

  34. 34.

    Barbara

    August 25, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    @MazeDancer: I signed up to work at a county polling location on Election Day, so I am going to avail myself of the in-person absentee (early) voting that my county has, which starts on September 18. I will do that and I will make sure I go with my husband.

  35. 35.

    raven

    August 25, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    We saw tons of them way inland crossing the panhandle on back roads yesterday.

  36. 36.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    August 25, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    @Eunicecycle: You have to put one up around a corner from the first one, so a hummingbird guarding the first one can’t see the action at the second. Or put up so many, or such large ones, that guarding of resources is no longer a thing.  Good luck!

  37. 37.

    geg6

    August 25, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Great minds and all that!

  38. 38.

    artem1s

    August 25, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    @Ken:

    I suspect a combination of doubt that it’s legal, reluctance to waste time and money changing the payroll system, and awareness that they’d have to make a huge lump-sum payment a couple of months from now when the “postponement” expires.

    not if you’ve gone bankrupt or left the country.  is someone anticipating having to file chapter 11 again?

  39. 39.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca

    Of the names I recognize, reads like the ingredients label on the world’s most powerful emetic.

    ;)

  40. 40.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    August 25, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    @R-Jud: It’s got beautiful colors, and The Child looks SO happy.  Good work.

  41. 41.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    @geg6: @SiubhanDuinne: Clearly you do not subscribe to the correct twitter channels and facebook pages.

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Earlier I was poking around various online stores looking for Dem swag, and came upon a very attractive t-shirt with the following emblazoned across the chest:

    CLINTON made me want to be faithful

    BUSH made me want to be smarter

    OBAMA made me want to be better

    TRUMP made me want to be Canadian

    I am sorely tempted.

  43. 43.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 25, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    @Eric NNY: Egrets, you’ve had a few?

  44. 44.

    CaseyL

    August 25, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    @Another Scott: I heard something about this a while back, and IIRC it wasn’t that they couldn’t see those colors; it was that they tried to/had to refer to the colors in terms common to their time period.

    Since artificial dyes for those colors were not very good, parts of the color pallet weren’t familiar to most people.  Though you would think “blue” would be commonplace – just look up, dammit!

    I don’t see how it would be possible to literally not see blues, reds, etc. that are commonplace now, since SFAIK the human retina had the same rods and cones then as it does now.    I can sort of see how the culture and language wouldn’t be able to conceptualize colors, though.

  45. 45.

    TaMara (HFG)

    August 25, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca: That was fascinating.

  46. 46.

    Barbara

    August 25, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    @NotMax: I wonder about Ernst and Reynolds from Iowa.  It’s hard to gauge these things from afar, but there seems to be a lot of continuing distress in Iowa over the Derecho.

  47. 47.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    @artem1s: Good point, I hadn’t considered that corporations could avoid having to pay their part of the payroll tax by bankruptcy.

    Would that be an option for the employees, I wonder?  Ah well, they can always go to a payday lender when they have to come up with 8% of five months of salary in January.  I assume the usual scolds will remind them that they should have saved that money for the repayment, instead of spending it on food and rent.

  48. 48.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    @TaMara (HFG):

    I agree and still can’t believe I never learned this information decades ago.

     

    @NotMax:

    You hit the nail on the head.

    My only question for today is

    Who will Melania plagiarize from?

  49. 49.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 25, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Finally got the paperwork on the “temporary” dog, and it turns out the primary breed is blue heeler, AKA Australian Cattle Dog. I knew the Australian Shepherd story was fictional, as she has almost no similar characteristics. But there’s some kind of hound in the mix, too, since she’s leaner, and the way she picks up a scent and runs with it is not like a herding dog. Also turns out she’s chipped, although that’s not that much of a worry, as she has a tendency to stay sort of around the house.

  50. 50.

    geg6

    August 25, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    We do not have early voting here in PA.  Hell, this is the first general election we’ve had no excuse mail-in voting.

    I put myself and my John on the list for permanent mail-in ballots early this spring and we had no trouble with our primary ballots being mailed in.  However, we are now recalculating.  We were thinking that we also would have problems with the drop off box since Trump filed that lawsuit against having them here in PA.  But I’m pretty sure he’s going to lose that one since, after the judge required them to provide evidence for their claims of fraud during the primary, the “proof” they produced had nothing to do with the PA primary, drop boxes or mail in ballots.  So now the main option will be the drop box.  If the judge loses his mind and agrees with Trump, we’re going to march into the county courthouse to the Clerk of Elections Office and hand them over directly.  Last choice is we will take them to the polling place and hand them in.

  51. 51.

    Barbara

    August 25, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    @Another Scott: Once upon a time I was close friends with a native Chinese who told me that green and blue are represented by the same word in Chinese, part of the same color family.  If I had to guess, however, color references in antiquity were perhaps not as common because if you referred to a thing in nature — like the sky — you didn’t need to call it by a color.  Same with fruits and vegetables.  Even now, no one says “I want green broccoli.”  To see color as a thing that stands apart from the object imbued with the color is perhaps more common when you have a multiplicity of kinds of things — like hybridized flowers or dyed garments.  One color reference I can recall from the Iliad is the rosy finger of dawn, or something like that.

    An interesting thing to think about.

  52. 52.

    Fair Economist

    August 25, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    @Another Scott: We share our color vision system with all African monkeys. The ancient Greeks could definitely see blue. Most likely they didn’t have a word for it, or maybe words we interpret as other colors might have actually meant “blue”.

  53. 53.

    Bill Arnold

    August 25, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Seen recently, of interest to this thread. Hummingbirds are super fast.
    Flight mechanics and control of escape manoeuvres in hummingbirds. I. Flight kinematics (5 Sep 2016?)

    Reaction times were 21±1.4 ms for magnificent hummingbirds, 22.5±8.3 ms for blue-throated hummingbirds, 28.5±8.1 ms for black-chinned hummingbirds and 53.5±10.7 ms for broad-billed hummingbirds. Except for broad-billed hummingbirds, all the birds had reaction times much lower than those reported for the visual feedback of insects. For example, hawkmoths have >50 ms delays in responding to moving flowers (Sprayberry, 2009),

    That is, hummingbirds are faster than some/most insects.
    Human simple reaction time to visual stimuli is around 200 ms, maybe 150ms (or a little less) with a zen-ish no-mind mind-state.[1] Cats are a bit quicker; mostly they cheat including with predictive prey modeling IMO.

    [1] The tome: Clocking the Mind: Mental Chronometry and Individual Differences (AR Jenson). An illegal pdf can be found, and the mental chronometry wikipedia article isn’t bad.

  54. 54.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca

    Or paraphrase.

    “Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what you can do for the Trumps.”

    //

  55. 55.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    That sums it up quite well.

    Hopefully, this Election Day will bring an end to Trump’s putrid noxious doucheocracy and we can once again have a competent, lawful executive branch.

  56. 56.

    Bostondreams

    August 25, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    If you are looking for some fun quality programming opposite the RNC, check out Teenage Bounty Hunters on Netflix.

    It is funny, sweet, and sibling focused, touching on issues of race, wealth, power, Evangelical Christianity (some of it’s set in a wealthy conservative Christian private school), high school, family, friendship, sexuality and the stifling confines of the family and religion imposed closet (Amazing how a Kacey Musgraves song can do so much in one scene). Kadeem Hardison is fantastic as the grizzled bounty hunter mentoring the twin girls, and Method Man steals every scene he is in. My wife especially liked his seeming ‘no shirt’ policy. :p

    And the ongoing mystery that takes up the back half of the season is done pretty well too!

    It’s a great way to lose the taste of the RNC…

  57. 57.

    karen marie

    August 25, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    @dmsilev:   For a brief time I had a hummingbird feeder hanging in my patio but the continuous air battles made sitting out there too unnerving.

  58. 58.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    @NotMax:

    I’m keeping my fingers crossed for a teleprompter malfunction sometime during this 4 day marathon of Trump Butthurt.

  59. 59.

    LuciaMia

    August 25, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Giuliani gets to speak on the last night. Guess that was worth crawling out of his coffin for.

  60. 60.

    Betty Cracker

    August 25, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @CaseyL: I was reading something about “Maya blue” the other day, a color found on ancient Mesoamerican artifacts that it took modern chemists decades to replicate. So blue seems to have been a thing, at least in the Americas! :)

  61. 61.

    Cameron

    August 25, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @geg6: That was a big surprise I had when I moved from PA to FL: how much easier it is to vote here. They’ve got both early and mail-in voting, and (at least in the county I live in) public transit is free on election day.

  62. 62.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    @Fair Economist

    Yup. It’s a deficiency in language rather than in perception. Blue is evident in the mosaics and other artworks, powdered lapis lazuli was employed as make-up, etc.

    The word orange to identify a separate color didn’t come into common usage until the Middle Ages in English, prior to that it was lumped under “red.” Doesn’t mean people couldn’t see orange prior to that.

  63. 63.

    VeniceRiley

    August 25, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Who was it that challenged me over my frustrations of countries doing over trials that have already progressed further elsewhere?  I mean, I see a sh*tton of news like this all the time.  In here, Idia doing phase 2 trials of the Oxford vax, which, I seem to recall, in in phase 3 in other countries.https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/phase-2-human-trial-of-oxford-covid-19-vaccine-may-begin-tomorrow-2285171

  64. 64.

    UncleEbeneezer

    August 25, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Heading up to camp at El Capitan State Beach Thurs-Sunday because damn we need a break.  In addition to everything in the world, we are also dealing with a 14-year old dog who only seems to have about 20% of her strength/mobility in her hind quarters (a combo of arthritis and nerve issues).  So we have bought numerous harnesses for walking but none are a perfect solution.  She’s just OLD, and it’s 90+ degrees.  Anyways, looking very much forward to the cooler, coastal weather after all this damn heat.  Even looks like the air quality is much better than it was a few days ago.  We are going to pack-in almost all of our stuff, only breaking the rule to get some beer from local breweries in Goleta (a tradition in our travel/camping trips).  Is it Thursday yet?

  65. 65.

    karen marie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    @Another Scott:  Several years ago I read an article about a tribe (South American, I believe, but I find nothing with teh google) that had no word for blue.  It was a while ago, so my memory is dim, but it stuck with me because they had no word to describe the color of the sky.  I wish I could find the article!

  66. 66.

    sdhays

    August 25, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    @Barbara: I wonder what your friend was getting at because there are definitely different words for green (綠) and blue (藍) in Chinese.

  67. 67.

    Betty Cracker

    August 25, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    @J.: We saw a Mangrove Cuckoo at Ding Darling refuge on Sanibel several years ago — a bird some folks search out for years and never find. We just got lucky — it practically flew past our noses in the parking lot!

  68. 68.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    @karen marie

    No particular need for another word when the word for sky covers it?

  69. 69.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    @CaseyL: Yup.

    That BI story is interesting.  It mentions a tribe in Namibia that “cannot see blue” but has more subtle ability to see green than the rest of us.  Included is a picture of 12 green squares with one that is slightly different.  ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  70. 70.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Linguists have studied color terms across cultures.  There are as you might expect different numbers of color terms, and different understandings of color relations. Having only one color term for blue and green is common.

    Berlin and Kay thought they had found a definite progression; e.g. all languages have terms for black and white, those that have three terms include red, and so on.  Their conclusions have been disputed.  See this wikipedia article.

    Randall Munroe did a survey of color names, but the results may not be terribly accurate since it was done online. For example many men apparently think “penis” is a color. Discarding such responses, he was able to create a map of color terms.

    Of course all of this is irrelevant, now that we have pantone.

  71. 71.

    Bill Arnold

    August 25, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    @Another Scott:
    There is considerable argument about words for blue; the wikipedia page seems up to date (but look at the refs, since there is argument):
    Blue–green distinction in language
    IMO it’s purely an artifact of the relative rareness of blues in the ancient world and so less practice distinguishing the color blue, and an unfortunate bias from people who cannot imagine that there are thoughtful humans who do not have a regular running internal monologue with which they somehow “think”. Rainbows always have blue in them, though it’s a perceived to be a little dimmer than the green.
    (Would be nice to be a tetrachromat though.)

  72. 72.

    R-Jud

    August 25, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    @CaseyL: Yup, I don’t think he’s fully mature until six months or so. Although he may never fully mature, as the Child is reading her Pokémon encyclopedia aloud to him right now ?

  73. 73.

    raven

    August 25, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Its not easy being green

  74. 74.

    karen marie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    @NotMax:  That’s why I wish I could find the article.  I don’t think they had a word for sky.  It was a tribe in the Amazon (again, I believe) and saw very little of the sky.

  75. 75.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Does anyone here remember the Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OMiVruHMPA

  76. 76.

    patrick II

    August 25, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    @Fair Economist:

    @karen marie:

    In the article Scott refers to, there is an exercise that they tested the Himba tribe of Nambibia with.  They found it difficult to pick out a blue square from a group of green — so there seems to be a definite pattern between “seeing” blue and having a word for it. They have a reverse test in the article to see if you can pick out the green square (I couldn’t) from other green squares that the Himba tribe could easily identify because they did have a word for it.

    I think it goes beyond clorors though.  In “1984” Wells makes the point that part of what Big Brother did was limit the vocabulary of the proles so they had no concepts except for the ones described in the vocabulary controlled by Big Brother.

    Republicans, particulary Luntz, have taken that point seriously and teach their RWNJ version of proles a vocabulary we don’t know, and sometimes recognize as dog whistles, but leave out or twist some concepts that are important to the rest of us.

  77. 77.

    karen marie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    @raven: I raise your Kermit and give you Ray Charles.

  78. 78.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    @LuciaMia:

    Giuliani gets to speak on the last night. Guess that was worth crawling out of his coffin for.

    Is it wrong of me to hope that he’ll be very, very drunk and very, very unhinged that night?

  79. 79.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    @Ken

    While surely not a vision thing, remember reading long ago that anthropologists left both red and green plastic buckets on the beach for the Sentinelese and they consistently took the buckets of one color (red, if memory serves) and left the ones of the other color alone.

  80. 80.

    Yutsano

    August 25, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    @Ken:

    Good point, I hadn’t considered that corporations could avoid having to pay their part of the payroll tax by bankruptcy.

    Would that be an option for the employees, I wonder?

    This is incorrect. Bankruptcy does not (in most circumstances) relieve you of your tax obligations. Instead, it will actually lengthen the amount of time the IRS has to collect any overdue taxes. It’s why the Mercers haven’t taken this route to alleviate their business tax obligations. Especially under a Chapter 11, which is businesses are required to pay a certain amount. So no, that won’t work.

  81. 81.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 25, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    @raven: Even humans can feel the greenness.

  82. 82.

    Haydnseek

    August 25, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca: I do, and I found it fascinating and very charming.  I remembered it when I started seeing flocks of screeching Mexican Green parrots here in my neighborhood not far from Los Angeles.  They’re loud so I know to go outside and try to spot them when they fly over.  Seeing a few hundred of them in a leafless tree right across the street from my house was great.

  83. 83.

    karen marie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    @patrick II:   Maybe it was Namibia – it was quite a while ago.  But it is fascinating to learn things like this.  It’s an eye-opener to understanding that things we think are universal are not necessarily so, that other cultures have their own universals.

    I think about this with language translations.  Translation programs often fail because the meaning of individual words provide an inaccurate translation of a multi-word phrase.

  84. 84.

    catclub

    August 25, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    @Ken: I will let people know if I see any movement in the federal payroll system that i experience.  I think at worst the system will allow us to choose whether or not to to take the forced loan. at best they will ignore it, say they will be ready by jan 1.

     

    but so far nothing on it, and it is supposed to apply as of sept 1..

  85. 85.

    tokyokie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    The spousal unit and I have always voted in person, usually on Election Day. But Texas only allows early mail voting for voters who expect to be out of town on Election Day or qualify for other exceptions. As I am 65+, I can get an absentee ballot, but the spousal unit, being much younger, cannot. And because we’re suspicious of Trump’s ratfucking with the Postal Service, our plan is for both of us to vote early in person. For this election, Texas allows for in-person early voting from Tuesday, Oct. 20 through Saturday, Oct. 31, and we plan to vote during the first week of early voting, but not on the first day, probably around 1000, figuring it won’t be crowded then. And I checked earlier today, and we’re both on the active voters’ roll.

  86. 86.

    karen marie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    FIFY:

     

    Is it wrong of me to hope expect that he’ll be very, very drunk and very, very unhinged that night?

  87. 87.

    catclub

    August 25, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    as  to this:  Maybe it’s his mom?

     

    I always think of the Gospel passage where Jesus says “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”.

    Out of the crowd, a rock flies and hits the harlot. Jesus says:  “Ma!”

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    @karen marie

    So there aren’t eels in my hovercraft?

    Phew, what a relief.

    :)

  89. 89.

    trollhattan

    August 25, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    @Edmund Dantes:

    Hoo boy, she’s utterly hinge-free. And WTF was she wearing?

    Appreciate the Schrute comparo. There’s always room for Schrute.

  90. 90.

    MazeDancer

    August 25, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    @Barbara:

    Good for you for poll working. That’s truly helping.

    @geg6:

    Sounds like you’re thinking it through.

    Just to add to the mix for you and others in PA, apparently you can go to your County Election Board during early voting, request an Absentee right there, fill it out, hand it back. https://twitter.com/elastigirlvotes/status/1297540561050783749?s=21

    (Illustrations for you both, and tokyokie, coming soon)

  91. 91.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 25, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Academic linguistics is full of debunking all the “no words for X” or “50 words for X” stuff. Highly recommend Geoffrey Pullum’s The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax.

  92. 92.

    Origuy

    August 25, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    YouTube explainer Tom Scott did a video on color words in languages. He has a background in linguistics, so he has done some research. Several languages do not have distinct names for blue and green. Russian, on the other hand, has distinct works for light blue and dark blue, but no word that includes both. English used to call what we now call orange “yellow red” until the fruit was introduced from Spain.

  93. 93.

    patrick II

    August 25, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    @patrick II:

    In a related matter, Brian Stelter, the author of “Hoax: Donald Trump, Fox News, and the Dangerous Distortion of Truth” is being interviewed by Teri Gross on Fresh Air today.

  94. 94.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 25, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    So it turns out the “real people” montage last night was made of up stock footage.

    This is my totally unshocked face. Receipts at the link.

    loool that whole much-ballyhooed Trump “film” that opened the RNC tonight was made up of stock footage from Getty. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT REAL pic.twitter.com/5n6QO7ZtjN
    — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) August 25, 2020

  95. 95.

    WaterGirl

    August 25, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: R-Jud will have to post a snake-free photo in order for me to see the beaming child!

  96. 96.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    @NotMax: That could be from the cultural associations of the colors, e.g. green might be considered unlucky.  There is of course huge variation in color associations, in fact I’d be surprised to learn that there was any universal color meaning*. I remember reading of one culture where red was considered a calming color, for example.

    * Obviously there is such a universal spectrum, with red for rage, orange for greed, yellow for fear, green for will, blue for hope, indigo for compassion, and violet for love.

  97. 97.

    Josie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    @tokyokie:

    For this election, the governor has moved early voting to start on October 13, giving us an extra week.

  98. 98.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear

    Fake who’s!

  99. 99.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    @Yutsano: Good to learn that even corporate people can’t use death to escape taxes.

  100. 100.

    Winston

    August 25, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    The Convention of Lies. Day 1

    https://www.factcheck.org/2020/08/republican-convention-opening-night/

  101. 101.

    Elizabelle

    August 25, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    You guys, during the RNC convention, could we have an open thread — non respite — up at all times too?

    Personally, I have no interest in following any of it.  But would be nice to chat about other news of the day.  Because there always is some.

    Thank you.

  102. 102.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I wonder if they paid the licensing fees to Getty Images?

    Just kidding, I’m sure they didn’t.

  103. 103.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 25, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    @karen marie: I don’t have the citation handing, but I recall an experiment a linguist did when their child was born. They were careful to never use the word “blue” around the infant/toddler.

    When the child was old enough to be reasonably verbal, and knew other colors, they asked the child what color the sky was, and like the tribe members, the child couldn’t say. IIRC, at best, the child replied that it was sky colored.

  104. 104.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    @Ken

    Dollars to donuts they typed “man woman person” into the search bar there.

  105. 105.

    catclub

    August 25, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    @R-Jud: i had a corn snake when I was a youth. Neato

  106. 106.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 25, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    @Ken: Always Be Criming.

  107. 107.

    tokyokie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    @Haydnseek: In the town of Everman (which is basically southeastern Fort Worth), there is a large colony of monk parakeets in and around the municipal building. The electric utility wants to get rid of them because they build ginormous nests of sticks, often between transformers and utility poles. But the locals seem to like having them around, so they still are, and occasionally seeing a flash of green whizzing by is a treat. (Unfortunately, the small prairie dog village in Everman wasn’t as popular and now is no more.)

  108. 108.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    That’s both hilarious and completely not surprising.

  109. 109.

    catclub

    August 25, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    @Josie: in Louisiana the SOS (and GOP legislature) is trying to roll back all the ways they made voting easier in the primaries.  Since Governor (a Democrat) has to approve – he isn’t approving at all.

     

    and it will be settled (maybe?) by the courts.

  110. 110.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    The Language Log discussion of the HImba color experiments is here and here.

  111. 111.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    @NotMax:

    Heh.

  112. 112.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    @catclub: and it will be settled (maybe?) by the courts.

    With the legislature making the argument that although they weren’t able to pass a bill to change the law using the processes in the Louisiana constitution, the court should ignore that and make the change themselves?

  113. 113.

    tokyokie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    @Josie: The site I checked today has it starting Oct. 20. Think we’ll still vote that week though.

  114. 114.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: The BI story above mentions that, and I think it was mentioned on the Radio Lab episode as well.

    Fascinating stuff.  :-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  115. 115.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    The snake is small and in a covered plastic box. Not scary or icky at all.

    (However, I admit that this is a very personal thing. My needle phobia is sufficiently debilitating that I can’t look at a photo of someone getting an injection. Ugh. I’m freaking out just typing the word.)

    ETA: In case anyone thinks I’m an anti-vaxxer, I decidedly am not. This is just a personal thing that I deal with when I must, and try never to think about the rest of the time.

  116. 116.

    Josie

    August 25, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    @tokyokie:

    https://www.texastribune.org/2020/07/27/texas-greg-abbott-early-voting-november/

  117. 117.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Which leads me to ask if you do/have done any sewing or embroidery.

  118. 118.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 25, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    @Ken: At work I did training on internationalization of websites, and it boils down to: there’s no universal set of color associations (albeit there can be ones across similar cultures, e.g. U.S. and England). So any localization had to be tailored for that location.

  119. 119.

    Eric NNY

    August 25, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    @Just One More Canuck:  two to be exact.

  120. 120.

    Winston

    August 25, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    We let our daughter have a baby boa or python, I don’t remember which until my wife found it curled up in one of her shoes.

  121. 121.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    @NotMax:

    Actually, yes. Not sewing, but I’ve done lots of Bargello (straight-stitch needlepoint) and have pricked my fingers (accidentally) plenty of times. Phobias are irrational.

  122. 122.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I wonder if MomSense is hooked and will be subjecting herself to Shitshow – Night 2 this evening.

  123. 123.

    The Golux

    August 25, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca:

    Who will Melania plagiarize from?

    It would certainly be a hoot if she simply read Michele’s speech.

  124. 124.

    Ruckus

    August 25, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    @Yutsano:

    A lot of people on this blog would be massively effected by losing SS.

    Like me.

    Also as a person who was an employer I’ve paid a lot of money into SS and I’d like it to go to the people it was intended to. Because they often have to rely on it and any one who works is supposed to pay into it. I’ve been told it’s one of the least costly government programs to operate, it has been in existence for  85 yrs and while it’s monthly payout may be smallish it’s not an insignificant amount for most people who get it.

    It’s also bullshit to stop it. It doesn’t affect any particular employer more than any other, everyone pays the same percentage. There is no different net cost to anyone.

  125. 125.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    @Ken: You’re no fun.

    [pout]

    Seriously, thanks for the correction.   I should have learned by now not to be so credulous…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  126. 126.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Picturing a sampler:

    God Bless Our Mob Enforcer

    :)

  127. 127.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    @Haydnseek:

    I saw the film years ago and can’t wait to re-watch it.  It was a wonderful story.

    @Elizabelle:

    I second your suggestion.

  128. 128.

    MazeDancer

    August 25, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    Screamed “NO!!”, out loud, when I read about the stock footage this morning. Didn’t see vid, don’t want to see.

    But imagine being one of the models.

    So cheap.

    The production values last night were chintzy.

    More money in Trump’s pocket.

  129. 129.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @Another Scott: Actually I didn’t intend it as a correction, I just remembered Language Log had covered it and posted the links. I didn’t recall their stance, I take it they’re skeptical of the original claims – I’ll go take a look.

  130. 130.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Sounds like fun, I’ve shot night stuff a little further up the highway.

  131. 131.

    Ruckus

    August 25, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    @Geminid:

    Birds do pretty good with a small brain. A human with a brain bigger than a lot of birds who can’t exist as easily as a bird does with far less physical effort/skill required should not be compared to a bird, far better would be some inanimate object, like a decomposed log, or a brick, or even djshitforbrains.

  132. 132.

    Roger Moore

    August 25, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    @Fair Economist:

    Most likely they didn’t have a word for it, or maybe words we interpret as other colors might have actually meant “blue”.

    The latter one is the one that I thought of first.  Maybe the words shifted meanings over time, so the word that later meant “green” had earlier meant “yellow”, which is why they talked about green honey.  Or maybe the words for color were fuzzier than what we have now, so something honey colored could be referred to as either green or yellow, and Homer was picking the one that scanned better.

  133. 133.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I’m genuinely shocked by this.  Why lie about something this inconsequential? (Yes, yes, I know.)

    They couldn’t cobble together everyone’s family photos?  “Yes, my great-great-grandmother loves the Dear Leader.”

  134. 134.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    @Roger Moore

    Also too, Homer was supposedly blind.

    ;)

  135. 135.

    Yutsano

    August 25, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Also as a person who was an employer I’ve paid a lot of money into SS and I’d like it to go to the people it was intended to.

    This is one of the reasons it’s really difficult to relieve payroll taxes in bankruptcy. Those taxes aren’t just for the government. They’re for people. It really is one of the most progressive pieces of legislation ever passed. Medicare even more so when you know that the original intention was for it to actually cover all Americans over time. But it originally had to be sold as for over 65.

  136. 136.

    Judy Bass

    August 25, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Here in Southern California, we often see Great and Snowy Egrets in the same area. Non-birders will usually say that they’re looking at adults and youngsters when they see the two together.

  137. 137.

    patrick II

    August 25, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    @Ken:

    Well, that certainly is a horse of a different color.  Thank you.

  138. 138.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    @The Golux:

    Yet another book is due out in early September, Melania and Me: The Rise and Fall of My Friendship with The First Lady, which will allegedly contain insulting remarks that Melania has made about Donald and Ivanka.

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-melania-trump-donald-tape-memoir-20200824-vbaq4ryqmfcatefefzukw3heq4-story.html

    I can’t wait to see this toxic, dysfunctional fucking family swept into the trash can of history where it belongs.

  139. 139.

    Aleta

    August 25, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    (CNN)  When representatives from all the major TV networks visited the White House’s South Lawn on Monday, part of what’s known as a “walkthrough” to prepare for President Trump’s Thursday night speech there, there was a surprise: A mystery anchor platform. The platform hadn’t been on any of the diagrams given to the networks for the prime time address Trump is slated to deliver …. (N)etwork executives discovered that the platform was built for one of the president’s biggest supporters: Sean Hannity.

    …
    Hannity said on his Monday night program that he will be live from the White House Rose Garden on Tuesday ahead of First Lady Melania Trump’s speech; live on Wednesday from Fort McHenry in Baltimore, where Vice President Mike Pence will be speaking; and live from the South Lawn on Thursday.

    “No other network was offered an anchor platform,” one of the sources said.  Instead, Fox and all the other networks will have a correspondent live shot spot on the other side of the lawn.
    …
    On a conference call between network representatives and the campaign on Tuesday, the other networks criticized the special arrangement for Hannity and lobbied for equal access, two of the sources said.   Soon afterward, the networks were told that they would be given correspondent spots in the Rose Garden. …But those correspondents will not be able to go live from the site.

  140. 140.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    August 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    Guy Deutscher. It’s in the story linked at #24.

    ETA. What Another Scott said.

  141. 141.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

    “Yes, my great-great-grandmother loves the Dear Leader.”

    “We know this because we came across her Donildo in the nightstand drawer.”

    //

    /ewww

  142. 142.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    @NotMax:

    My next project.

    :-)

  143. 143.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    @NotMax: And Levi Strauss was notorious for his pantslessness.

  144. 144.

    Highway Rob

    August 25, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    I fear I am a bad person. WaPo reporter quotes Falwell Jr. as saying

    There’s something big in the future but I don’t know what it is yet.

    and my first thought is “oh for cryin’ out loud, he’s a size queen too.”

    (Link to tweet here.)

  145. 145.

    Immanentize

    August 25, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    @R-Jud: Crawlin King Snake?

    John Lee Hooker

  146. 146.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    @Ruckus: Obligatory Tull – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9bk2MrMGaA (6:43)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  147. 147.

    catclub

    August 25, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    from bloomberg:

    Politics
    Trump’s Payroll Tax Deferral on Hold Without IRS Guidance
    Major employers like Walmart are being left in the lurch.

  148. 148.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    @NotMax: I regret figuring out what word you meant. ?

  149. 149.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

    “Jeans just isn’t enough. Wish I had another word to further describe them.”

    :)

  150. 150.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    @Highway Rob: No, it’s a natural thought.  My own reaction of “murder-suicide” is bad.

  151. 151.

    Uncle Cosmo

    August 25, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Post a yearbook-page worth of mugshots of NeverTrumpers & label it

    Showy Regrets (Thuglicanus notrumpensis)

  152. 152.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    @LuciaMia: Remember he was going to reveal some dirt on Biden the last night of the DNC, maybe he forgot what week it was(or maybe there was nothing).

  153. 153.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Mmmmmmm

    Recipe: One clove of garlic.Me: One whole garlic. Got it! pic.twitter.com/V2ZIk1UW2A— College Town Cop (@collegetowncop) August 25, 2020

  154. 154.

    catclub

    August 25, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    “One leader took decisive action to save lives: President Donald Trump,” said the narrator of a video laying out a fantasy in which Trump personally wrestled the pandemic into submission.

    Speakers were brought in to testify to how fantastically Trump performed and how much America benefited. “I can tell you without hesitation Donald Trump’s quick action and leadership saved thousands of lives during covid-19,”

    from wapo – paul waldman.  The Gop will probably get to that line from The Manchurian Candidate before thursday.

     

    Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. … I said: ‘Raymond Shaw is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life,’ and even now I feel that way – this minute.

  155. 155.

    Ruckus

    August 25, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    @artem1s:

    Bankruptcy does not get you out of owing taxes. Creditors sure, taxes, not so much.

  156. 156.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    “Credible eyewitness reports that Joe Biden picked up and ate a hot dog – without a bun!”

    //

  157. 157.

    Jinchi

    August 25, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    “The quote that keeps going through my mind this morning is Martin Luther Ling Jr: ‘free at last, free at last, thank God almighty I’m free at last.”

    That’s Jerry Falwell Jr. drawing the obvious connection between the struggle for full rights as American citizens to ….. not having to be president of Liberty University anymore.

    Rightwingers truly have the biggest persecution complex of any people on the planet.

  158. 158.

    mad citizen

    August 25, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    The stock Getty people laziness of the Republicans (of course!) reminds me of how the Onion has used the same people for their “man on the street” opinions for what, two decades?  https://www.theonion.com/c/american-voices

    There should be ads pointing out how horribly bad the Republicans are at running the government and a convention (stock footage example); and, how they stand for nothing at all–no platform of positions at all.  The Lincoln Party hits at it with “Trump or America”, but the Dems need to get on board with it.  It is what it is

     

    And yes, I remember that Telegraph Hill parrots doc–the clip with the yuppie is interesting.  The yuppie is looking for some way to come down on the parrot dude, but just can’t quite get there.  It just doesn’t compute for the yuppie why the parrot guy is doing what he is doing.

  159. 159.

    Anoniminous

    August 25, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    @Another Scott:

    This bullshit again.

    Any organism with dichromatic vision can see blue. That includes mammals and thus our species, laughably named ‘Wise Man.’

  160. 160.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    @mrmoshpotato

    Obligatory, kind’a, sort’a.

  161. 161.

    germy

    August 25, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    @ggreenwald legit confused Willie Brown with Jerry Brown. That’s like confusing Charlie Brown with Bobby Brown.

    — otakunorico? (@AntonyMaxo) August 24, 2020

  162. 162.

    Winston

    August 25, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Trump Wanted To GAS Immigrants

    Remind you of anything? This should be being screamed all over the airwaves

    Miles Taylor, the former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, joined Rick Wilson and Molly Jong-Fast on this episode of The New Abnormal to share the eye-watering tales of what Trump is really like when the cameras are switched off.

    “When it came to the border wall, Trump would dream up “sickening” medieval plots “to pierce the flesh” of migrants, rip all the families apart, “maim,” and gas them, Taylor claims. “This was a man with no humanity whatsoever,” Taylor says. “He says, we got to do this, this, this, and this, all of which are probably impossible, illegal unethical,” Taylor recalls, but he was writing them down as the president spoke. “And he looks over me and he goes, ‘you fucking taking notes?’”

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-administration-insider-president-wanted-to-maim-immigrants?ref=home

  163. 163.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    @Aleta: (N)etwork executives discovered that the platform was built for one of the president’s biggest supporters: Sean Hannity

    Have you ever seen The King’s Speech?  Imagine Hannity sitting there in front of Trump, waving his hands and mouthing “fuck fuck fuck”.

  164. 164.

    germy

    August 25, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    KSHSD Executive Board official statement regarding HD37 Candidate Aaron Coleman. pic.twitter.com/A4cp2XK2Zz

    — Kansas High School Democrats (@hsdemsks) August 25, 2020

  165. 165.

    mad citizen

    August 25, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    @Aleta: Can’t the networks (WH press correspondents) go live from their spots outside the WH pretty much anytime they want.  It’s not like it is an entertainment or sporting event where rights money was paid for exclusive access.

    Wait a minute, might need to retract that last sentence…

  166. 166.

    meander

    August 25, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    @Another Scott: The Radiolab episode about color included a segment about the lack of the word blue in ancient texts.  In that segment one of the interviewees describes the experiment with the toddler and color words.

  167. 167.

    germy

    August 25, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    NEW: Night 1 of the Republican National Convention drew 15.8 million viewers across six networks, falling short of the 18.7 million who tuned in to the debut of the Democratic National Convention.— Alex Salvi (@alexsalvinews) August 25, 2020

    So he lost by almost 3 mil again.— Tatiana Hershey (@hermitAR) August 25, 2020

  168. 168.

    Jinchi

    August 25, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    “The world didn’t turn color until sometime in the 1930’s and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too”

  169. 169.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    I got nothing to add.

    #RNC2020 One night down.Three to go.@ElieNYC pic.twitter.com/0vBGKsdiSA— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) August 25, 2020

  170. 170.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    @germy: Well, they were both mayors of cities in northern California at the same time.(Oakland and San Francisco) and had the same last name.

  171. 171.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    @germy

    “Once again the failing media ignores the millions more lined up outside.”

    //

  172. 172.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    @germy: So Trump’s almost certainly screaming at people and demanding they do something to draw more viewers. I expect that schedule released earlier today will be thrown out.

  173. 173.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    DT/45 supporters are sharing this on FB. I don't have the desire to tell them than the man cloaked in white is Charles Manson. pic.twitter.com/jOEUlXpIju

    — @297_Aruba_Lover (@297_ArubaLover) August 24, 2020

    That’s some first-class trolling!

    (via notlarrysabato)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  174. 174.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    @NotMax:

    Also too, Homer was supposedly blind.

    Maybe he was a synæsthete and smelled the colours.

  175. 175.

    Lapassionara

    August 25, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    @senyordave: Not to mention that destroying Social Security has been on the wish list of the far right since it was enacted into law. Anything that brings this to the old people’s attention is a plus for Democrats.

  176. 176.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    @NotMax: “It was the bigliest attended convention ever!  PERIOD!”

    -Sean Spicer

  177. 177.

    Jinchi

    August 25, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    @CaseyL: Though you would think “blue” would be commonplace – just look up, dammit!

    A few years back a group of my son’s friends were solving a puzzle in a maze. They had to answer the question – what color is the sky? Options were    A) gray   B) blue  C) brown. The three boys each picked a different answer.

    We live in California, so all these answers are perfectly legitimate. (Red would be too, these days).

  178. 178.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Expecting a call from Sears repairperson about a scheduled visit today so picked up the phone on an unknown number.

    Grr. Stupid “your car warranty is about to expire” robocall scam.

  179. 179.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    @Lapassionara:

    Not to mention that destroying Social Security has been on the wish list of the far right since it was enacted into law. Anything that brings this to the old people’s attention is a plus for Democrats. 

    Yup.  Quite an accomplishment hating a social welfare program for longer than most of its current beneficiaries have been alive!  

    “Russthuglicans, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

  180. 180.

    Baud

    August 25, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    @germy:

    @ggreenwald legit confused Willie Brown with Jerry Brown. That’s like confusing Charlie Brown with Bobby Brown.

    Some cultures don’t have a word for brown.

  181. 181.

    Benw

    August 25, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    @NotMax: awhile back I got a hilarious robocall that “there’s a warrant out for your arrest”!

    Made me feel like a badass  :)

  182. 182.

    snoey

    August 25, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    @Highway Rob: Isn’t that a standard part of the whole cuck kink?

  183. 183.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 25, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    @Winston:

    I always, always think he has reached the absolute nadir of the abyss of depravity, and every single goddamned time he proves me wrong.

    Fucking monster. I’m seriously rethinking my opposition to the death penalty.

  184. 184.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    @Benw: Robocalls, like Nigerian prince e-mails and Republican fundraising letters, are designed to exploit the incredulous.

  185. 185.

    NotMax

    August 25, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    @Baud

    No Good Eats for them!

    :)

  186. 186.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    August 25, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Whatever Melania Trump’s garden is called we look at the new Rose Garden and see it for what it is, bleak, soulless, austere; not the Rose Garden of our memory or the vibrant soul of our future.

    h/t https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2020/08/25/melania-trump-and-rose-garden-renovations-leave-dull-and-pale-column/3426365001/?scrolla=5eb6d68b7fedc32c19ef33b4

    .

  187. 187.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    @Baud: Ack!  You have killed me!!11

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  188. 188.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 25, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    O-o. Trump is gonna be pissed.

    NEW: Night 1 of the Republican National Convention drew 15.8 million viewers across six networks, falling short of the 18.7 million who tuned in to the debut of the Democratic National Convention.— Alex Salvi (@alexsalvinews) August 25, 2020

  189. 189.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    @Benw: Sheriff Yo Semite Sam is coming for you.

  190. 190.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    August 25, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Total disaster!

    Sad!

  191. 191.

    dww44

    August 25, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    @senyordave: Here’s the thing, why should any President, no matter his or her party affiliation, be able to do this to legislated program such as SS and Medicare?  It should be impossible for him to do this.  I remember FDR saying that the way in which SS was being funded would keep the program out of the greedy hands of future politicians.

  192. 192.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I’m having a psychic flash…. There’s been a pivot since last week, when the Republicans weren’t counting the online watchers for the Democratic convention. I see them emphasizing OANN’s streaming numbers, where nearly three billion Americans were watching.

  193. 193.

    FelonyGovt

    August 25, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Just reading how Michael Madrid, a Republican consultant in California who is part of the Lincoln Project, sees the national Repub party declining like the California party did. He says the national party is going to “repel more voters who are not in the tribe”.

    And that’s true. While the Democratic convention was uplifting and inviting, the Repub shitshow is angry, repellent and insulting and doesn’t offer Dems or independents a single reason to consider changing.

  194. 194.

    Elizabelle

    August 25, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    I got a call from Russia today.  Country code 7.  604 area code, which is somewhere in Kazakhstan.

    Thinking WTF?

    They left a voicemail.  Is it safe to check that, or just delete?  Could be a wrong number, but wow …

  195. 195.

    Elizabelle

    August 25, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    @FelonyGovt:   From Spinal Tap:

    their appeal is becoming more selective.

  196. 196.

    J R in WV

    August 25, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Earlier I was poking around various online stores looking for Dem swag, and came upon a very attractive t-shirt with the following emblazoned across the chest:

    CLINTON made me want to be faithful

    BUSH made me want to be smarter

    OBAMA made me want to be better

    TRUMP made me want to be Canadian

    I am sorely tempted.

    Trump, say what you will about his governance and intellect, has engendered a lot of really good humor — true, some of that is pretty black humor, but still. LOL funny stuff to be had in Trump’s wake.

  197. 197.

    Roger Moore

    August 25, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    @Ken:

    Robocalls, like Nigerian prince e-mails and Republican fundraising letters, are designed to exploit the incredulous.

    Nit: they’re designed to exploit the credulous (ready to believe especially on slight or uncertain evidence ) not the incredulous (unwilling to admit or accept what is offered as true).

  198. 198.

    Baud

    August 25, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I’ve never heard of voicemail being a security concern.

    Maybe it’s a former BJ troll!

  199. 199.

    MomSense

    August 25, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Night 2 of the CONvention.  We are going to need someone who can check melanoma’s speech for plagiarism.

  200. 200.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 25, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I saw those numbers in this article.

    They’re undercounting the Dem watchers. They’re counting Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS, C-SPAN, CNN. But

    The figures released by Nielsen do not include livestream data.

    Which seems like kind of a serious oversight. I would have thought that livestreams would offer the campaigns a much more direct and immediate count than relying on Nielsen.

  201. 201.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    @Elizabelle: As far as I know, no audio version of the Langford basilisk has been developed (I dismiss reports from unreliable English sources). Of course anyone who had heard such an entity would not be able to report it.

  202. 202.

    dww44

    August 25, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    @Elizabelle: check it and let us all know what the message is.

  203. 203.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    @FelonyGovt: Nicolle Walace was saying last night what she saw was an effort to “firm up the base” as opposed to expanding the base.

  204. 204.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    @Roger Moore: You are of course correct, and I can only plead that most of the Republican I know are unwilling to believe anything that isn’t Party dogma, so they are indeed pretty incredulous.

  205. 205.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 25, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    @germy: There will be blood tweets.

    @MomSense: “I stand here as a Black woman at the Republican convention….”

  206. 206.

    Winston

    August 25, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Incoming freshmen at Liberty U were asked what electives they would like pursue this year. Top answers were cuckolding 101, hotwifing 101 and mfming 101.

  207. 207.

    Jinchi

    August 25, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    @Elizabelle: I don’t suppose you’ve ever watched the movie Telefon?

    If they start reading Robert Frost to you, best to delete it.

  208. 208.

    Barbara

    August 25, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    @MazeDancer: Early absentee voting Virginia also has this option, except you don’t even use a separate ballot.  You go to the county courthouse and they have voting machines set up so after checking in, you vote just the way you would on election day.

  209. 209.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    @FelonyGovt:

    He says the national party is going to “repel more voters who are not in the tribe”. 

    Is going?  Like this will happen in the future?  I have some bad news for them about what a shitpile the Rethuglican party has been for the past 40+ years.

    But never fear!  Tax cuts for the rich will make everything better! ?

  210. 210.

    Josie

    August 25, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    @Jinchi:

    I am amazed that someone besides me has watched that movie.  Big Charles Bronson fan here (his early work – not the later Death Wish crap).

  211. 211.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    @Elizabelle: The voicemail is just audio.  Check it and report back please. ?

  212. 212.

    MomSense

    August 25, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    HA!

  213. 213.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    @Elizabelle: Also, I should empty my voicemail so I can see if any of these Potential Spam calls or robocalls with my prefix leave voicemail.

  214. 214.

    Sister Golden Bear

    August 25, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    @Winston: Don’t forget pool maintenance 101.

  215. 215.

    A Ghost to Most

    August 25, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Much of Cali’s smoke has drifted east, and mixed with the smoke of CO’s fires. It’s so thick, I can barely make out the first foothills a mile from here.

  216. 216.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    @MomSense:

    If I was a Trump 2020 speechwriter and knew I was going to be out of work soon, I’d slip “Is beeg trouble for moose and squirrel” into Melania’s speech to see if she read it off the teleprompter.

    Then I would sit back and live off the millions I got on my gofundme.

    — TBogg (@tbogg) August 25, 2020

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  217. 217.

    Morzer

    August 25, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    @Roger Moore: The word for green in Ancient Greek (chloros) actually means pale as well as green, which is why it can be used to describe e.g. a pale skin caused by extreme emotion. Incidentally, the Greeks did have a word for blue – kuanos – which has a modern descendant in our word cyan.  The Greeks seem to have got it from the Hittites, who used it to mean precious stone, copper or blue. They probably got it from a Proto-Indo-European word meaning shiny. As for where the Proto-Indo-Europeans got it from – I blame the aliens.

  218. 218.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    August 25, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    @Josie: Never heard of it. But as for early Bronson, are you familiar with House of Wax? Bronson plays the assistant Igor. Has no lines.

    I’ve always kind of liked Bronson but can’t think of too many titles off hand that I’ve seen. The Mechanic, Great Escape. Death Wish of course.

  219. 219.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    @MomSense:

    Night 2 of the CONvention. 

    You recover remarkably quickly – or you have a jet black sense of humor – or a deep deep self loathing. :)

    And can we not call her a cancer like Imma asked?  I’m going with Gold-digging Birther Bitch, because she is.

  220. 220.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 25, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    But Nikki Haley told us that racism doesn’t exist.

    A mixed-race family got their home appraised for $330k, way below the local averageFor a 2nd appraisal, they removed all black family photos/culture items & had only the white dad home. The appraisal: $465kBlack-owned homes are devalued 23% on averagehttps://t.co/PChbtDLtDF— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) August 25, 2020

  221. 221.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    @Morzer:

    They probably got it from a Proto-Indo-European word meaning shiny.

    Little know fact, Trump comes from the Proto-Indo-European word meaning shitty.

  222. 222.

    Josie

    August 25, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    I have seen the House of Wax movie.  Super creepy.  By far his best was Once Upon a Time in the West.  He was also good in The Magnificent Seven and The Dirty Dozen.

  223. 223.

    opiejeanne

    August 25, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca: The guy asking the questions near the end just annoyed the shit out of me, he sounded like he wanted to accuse the guy of making the birds dependent on him, but couldn’t get there because the parrots are able to live in the wilds of Los Angeles County because there is food year-round for them.

    Pasadena and a lot of the San Gabriel Valley had Amazons, green, and yellow-headed ones. They would raid my dad’s apricot tree when the fruit was ripe, a flock of about 30 noisy, screeching, parrots. That was in Arcadia and there were other flocks; you’d hear them sometimes when you were driving through an area with older houses if you had your windows open.

     

    When I was 15 we lived in Temple City and a neighbor a few doors down had a big green parrot that was put out on a perch in the back yard in nice weather. One day,  when I was lying on the grass in my backyard and looking up at the sky, that bird flew over me trailing his tether from one leg and squawking like mad. I couldn’t decide if it was terrified or delighted.

  224. 224.

    Another Scott

    August 25, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Gov. Kim Reynolds: Feds likely won’t approve derecho aid for homeowners, renters for all requested counties https://t.co/KfLIhD6GB4 via @DMRIanR

    — Rachel Stassen-Berger (@RachelSB) August 25, 2020

    Why would Donnie care about Iowa anyway? What have they done for him?? They voted for Cruz in the Caucuses in 2016, amirite??!!

    Grr…

    [eta:] (via nycsouthpaw)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  225. 225.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Nicolle Walace was saying last night what she saw was an effort to “firm up the base” as opposed to expanding the base. 

    Network-speak for “rile up the Trump trash”

  226. 226.

    Morzer

    August 25, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Ironically, there is a British English word “to trump” meaning “to fart”.

  227. 227.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    @Another Scott: A few mentions of Fearless Leader too!

  228. 228.

    The Moar You Know

    August 25, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    They left a voicemail. Is it safe to check that, or just delete?

    @Elizabelle: Just delete it without listening. There is some concern that executable code can be placed in voicemails.

  229. 229.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 25, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Haha!  I need to watch House of Wax again!  Price played such great villains.

  230. 230.

    Ken

    August 25, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    @Another Scott: Gov. Kim Reynolds is speaking tonight. It’s probably recorded already, and she wouldn’t criticize the federal response anyway. In fact, I’m expecting she’ll be gushingly thanking Trump for all he’s done for Iowa after the disaster…

  231. 231.

    Elizabelle

    August 25, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    @The Moar You Know:   Thank you.  That is what I am concerned about.

  232. 232.

    Baud

    August 25, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Alaska’s Attorney General on Unpaid Leave After Sending Hundreds of “Uncomfortable” Texts to a Young Colleague

  233. 233.

    Ruckus

    August 25, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    @NotMax:

    I’ve blocked about 10 numbers that have called me with that scam. I would, if I had the patience to listen to their crap, so I could get the number, call them back and use fuck every other word in my 5 minute diatribe. But my time, while not worth spit, is more valuable.

  234. 234.

    Ben Cisco

    August 25, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @Baud: Is that what they’re calling it now?

  235. 235.

    patrick Il

    August 25, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    My favorite Bronson movie is easily “Hard Times ” with Bronson, James Coburn and Strother Martin.They were all great.

  236. 236.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 25, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Yes, but remember she is a former Republican.

  237. 237.

    prostratedragon

    August 25, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    @Jinchi:  That’s a good movie. Sometimes feels nowadays as if we’re trying to catch Donald Pleasance.

  238. 238.

    Josie

    August 25, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    @patrick Il:

    That was a good one.  Some of the best fight scenes ever.

  239. 239.

    Yutsano

    August 25, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    @catclub: Heh. My agency could slow walk this until after the election easily.

  240. 240.

    Elizabelle

    August 25, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    So, Jerry Falwell Jr. has decided to stay resigned.

    WaPost: Jerry Falwell Jr. confirms he has resigned as head of Liberty University

    Jerry Falwell, Jr. confirmed Tuesday that he has resigned as president of Liberty University, after agreeing to step down Monday in the wake of scandals involving personal conduct.
    Falwell, 58, had led the university since 2007, taking over the school from his father …  He said he sent a letter of resignation around 11 p.m. after conversations with a board member.

    “I’ve accomplished all I can accomplish and I want to move on,” Falwell said. “I was starting to get bored.”

    I like his style with the “bored” comment.  

    [Falwell] said a board member was pressuring him to resign earlier Monday, but he wanted more time to decide — and to avoid giving credibility to a report by Reuters that day that described him watching his wife have sex with another. He called that story “90 percent false.”

    His wife, Becki Falwell, said in an interview that she did have an affair, describing it as embarrassing and humbling.

    “I wish Christians and people would be as forgiving as Christ was,” she said. [Don’t we all?]

    She also denied that her husband watched her have sex with another man.

    …. “The quote that keeps running through my mind is Martin Luther King Jr., ‘Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last,’” Falwell said. “There’s something big in the future but I don’t know what it is yet.”

    Bored. And “free at last.” LOL.

    I feel for the Falwells; they should have privacy in their marriage BUT they are foisting the Christianist lifestyle and hypocrisy on others. Anyway, let’s wait for the financial audit.

    And a comment from a writer who graduated from Liberty:

    Evangelicals tend to have an individualistic view of sin, so when one famous leader falls from grace, they tend to see it as “one bad apple,” Merritt said.

    Again, no understanding of that proverb. It’s the barrel, people.

  241. 241.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    August 25, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    @patrick Il:  “The Stone Killer” is really good.  Procedural on cracking Viet Nam mercenaries.

  242. 242.

    Ruckus

    August 25, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Could they get anything out before that even if they wanted to?

  243. 243.

    prostratedragon

    August 25, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    My voting plan is already in the works. I’ve applied for a mail-in ballot and received a confirmation letter from the Chicago elections board. Chicago voters can apply on-line at Chicagoelections.gov. Ballots go out after Sept. 24. They say that return ballots will have a tracking code on them. However, I plan to drop my ballot off at either the elections board office or a drop-box at an early voting site.

  244. 244.

    prostratedragon

    August 25, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @Another Scott:  Lapis lazuli was traded widely in the ancient world, presumably because of its color. It’s use as a pigment maybe only came later in the Medieval period though, so there might have been less reason to abstract that attribute from the thing itself before then.

  245. 245.

    J R in WV

    August 25, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Interesting Pro Publica piece about the  Alaskan A G resigning. After sending nearly 600 texts or other electrinoc messages to a female state employee. After being ordered to leave his ex-wife alone.

    Then Jerry Junior resigns, un-resigns, re-resigns from his father’s Very Religious University, because he was getting bored, what with the yacht, and the pool boy, and the exercise guy, and the hotwife. I would be bored, I know, with that recreational load to deal with, plus being a $100,000,000aire.

    What a tough iife!

    Wonder where he stole $99MM of that stash of money? I’ll give him earning the first couple of  million $$~!!~

  246. 246.

    Winston

    August 25, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: yep.

  247. 247.

    thalarctosMaritimus

    August 25, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    @sdhays: I can’t say for sure, of course, but possibly she meant that they don’t draw the distinctions in the same places we do.

    For example, I was teaching a Cambodian friend to drive and her mother was backseat driving like you wouldn’t believe. We approached an intersection, and my friend was a little hesitant about what to do. Her mother urged, in English, “Hurry on through it while the light is still blue.”. She sees the green light just like we do, but that color, to her, falls into the blue category, rather than into the green category, even though Khmer has distinct terms for both colors.

    My husband, who speaks Vietnamese (I don’t), tells me that Vietnamese people similarly use the color terms differently than we do. The word “xanh” covers both green and blue, and to be specific, they’ll say “xanh da trời” (“blue like the sky”)  or “xanh lá cây” (“blue like the leaves”).

    This used to be a big philological area of research, if I remember correctly, and is found in several otherwise unrelated Asian languages. So Cambodian and Chinese–otherwise not closely related at all–draw lines in similar places to classify colors.

    Of course, I’m just guessing what she may have meant, but this is what I would expect.

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