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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Late Night Open Thread: The Nightmare Neighbor

Late Night Open Thread: The Nightmare Neighbor

by Anne Laurie|  December 17, 202012:13 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

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"We don’t want you to be our neighbor."
Mar a Lago well-to-do warn Trump he can't legally live at his Palm Beach club after taking tax breaks that promise he won't use it as his residence. @RoigFranzia and me..
https://t.co/DCH5vQYvIN

— Carol Leonnig (@CarolLeonnig) December 16, 2020

I don’t recall West Palm Beach being known for its quiet good taste and understated aesthetics, but it seems that even rich racist snowbirds have some standards. I assume the unhappy litigators won’t win, because if there’s anything the Trump Organization has actual expertise on, it’s escaping legal consequences by some combination of bribery, extortion, and sheer willingness to outlast its opponents. And Donny Dollhands loves Mar-A-Largo — it’s gaudy, it’s familiar, it’s full of noisy blowhards who pay him money, and not incidentally Florida has a very generous ‘homestead exemption’ should his creditors finally catch up with him. But at least they’ve let him know he’s not wanted on their exquisitely pampered turf!

… In the demand letter, obtained by The Washington Post, a lawyer for the Mar-a-Lago neighbors says the town should notify Trump that he cannot use Mar-a-Lago as his residence. Making that notification would “avoid an embarrassing situation” if the outgoing president moves to the club and later has to be ordered to leave, according to the letter sent on behalf of the neighbors, the DeMoss family, which runs an international missionary foundation.

For years, various neighbors have raised concerns about disruptions, such as clogged traffic and blocked streets, caused by the president’s frequent trips to the club. Even before he was president, Trump created ill will in the town by refusing to comply with even basic local requirements, such as adhering to height limits for a massive flagpole he installed, and frequently attempting to get out of the promises he had made when he converted Mar-a-Lago into a private club.

“There’s absolutely no legal theory under which he can use that property as both a residence and a club,” said Glenn Zeitz, another nearby Palm Beach homeowner who has joined the fight against Trump and had previously tangled with him over Trump’s attempt to seize a private home to expand his Atlantic City casino. “Basically he’s playing a dead hand. He’s not going to intimidate or bluff people, because we’re going to be there.”…

The current residency controversy tracks back to a deal Trump cut in 1993 when his finances were foundering and the cost of maintaining Mar-a-Lago was soaring into the multimillions each year. Under the agreement, club members are banned from spending more than 21 days a year in the club’s guest suites and cannot stay there for any longer than seven consecutive days. Before the arrangement was sealed, a Trump attorney assured the town council in a public meeting that his client would not live at Mar-a-Lago.

At the time, the town’s leaders were wary of Trump because he had sued them after they blocked his attempt to subdivide the historic Mar-a-Lago property into multiple housing lots. Placing the limitations on lengths of stays ensured that Trump’s property would remain a private club, as he had promised, rather than a residential hotel…

Which sounds rather like my city councilor questioning would-be developers about their reliance on Section 8 vouchers to keep their proposed extended-stay building profitable, frankly.

I guess if Rush Limbaugh is really a terminal cancer patient, *somebody* has to pick up the torch…

here is the future

donald trump sets up a gaudy studio in mar-a-lago, probably on the taxpayer dime. he enters into contract negotiations with OANN or newsmax or the magic-foot-massager-slash-ginsu-knife channel. some quasi-established outlet already in telecomms packages. https://t.co/X1ot0iq0a6

— kilgore trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 15, 2020

the network will immediately start to buckle under the deal, as the high-rolling advertisers you need to infuse revenue into your network to prop up that contract are terrified to touch the polarizing content, subscribers hit a ceiling of 20M, and mypillow guy ain’t cutting it

— kilgore trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 15, 2020

he will effectively own the network while simultaneously being paid by them and paid by their guests, all while driving it into the ground as he becomes a black hole sucking in all the revenue the network thought it would earn in the deal

— kilgore trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 15, 2020

the road to power in the GOP will pass through the renamed trump network, although he’s never given it a dime, as candidates fork over millions to come onto “his network” and say nice things about him

— kilgore trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 15, 2020

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  1. 1.

    dmsilev

    December 17, 2020 at 12:18 am

    The thought of Trump spending his post-Presidency in an endless dispute with what is essentially an HOA writ large feels oddly appropriate.

  2. 2.

    Kent

    December 17, 2020 at 12:20 am

    The DeMoss family are very famous old-school right wing evangelical family.  Of the Billy Graham type.  Even they want nothing to do with Trump as a neighbor!

  3. 3.

    patrick II

    December 17, 2020 at 12:21 am

    I hope to return to the gym one day.

    When your friend keeps bugging you to work out with him and you finally give in

  4. 4.

    Mary G

    December 17, 2020 at 12:28 am

    Odd, I can’t get the side wing to show up from the Denali post, even after refreshing two ways.

    If Trump can grind the entire Republican Party into the ground, I very much doubt a few neighbors, however rich, will be able to control his behavior.

  5. 5.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 17, 2020 at 12:30 am

    @Kent: DeMoss, Devos; tomato, tomahto

  6. 6.

    Kent

    December 17, 2020 at 12:38 am

    @Steve in the ATL: Well, I think the DeMoss family just give out bibles and do normal religious bible thumping.    They don’t own mercenary armies or earn billions through exploitative fraudulent MLM schemes like the DeVos clan.

    There must be some axiom where if you have two similar people or families, and one is a trump associate, they are by definition, worse.

  7. 7.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    December 17, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Don’t you be,

    Don’t you be,

    Please don’t you be

    My neighbor.

  8. 8.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    December 17, 2020 at 12:39 am

    @Mary G: Think positive. Florida is a Stand Your Ground state. How far is that from a “I can’t stand you being above ground” state?

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    December 17, 2020 at 12:40 am

    Fully expect him to order the building of a mock-up of the Oval Office, complete with a laminated fiberboard version of the Resolute desk. Drapes to be ‘donated’ in exchange for an inflated tax deduction by certain hotels.

  10. 10.

    Geoduck

    December 17, 2020 at 12:52 am

    And here’s hoping before all that happens, we get to see him physically kicked out of the White House!

  11. 11.

    Leto

    December 17, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Don’t forget, this was just a month ago:

    Mar-a-Lago Will Need to Tear Down Its Presidential Helipad Once Trump Leaves Office

    Palm Beach’s town council had approved a permit for the president’s club in 2017 to construct a 50-foot concrete helipad on which Marine One could land

    They really really don’t want him there. Rooting for injuries all around.

  12. 12.

    Jackie

    December 17, 2020 at 12:56 am

    He’s losing his helo pad as of Jan 20th. Which will make traffic to and from Mar a Lago more gridlocked than ever. Heh.

    What Leto said.

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    December 17, 2020 at 12:56 am

    @NotMax

    And search for body doubles for Biden and for Harris so he can enact some kind of “You’re fired” scene on a regular basis.

  14. 14.

    patrick II

    December 17, 2020 at 1:03 am

    Most of them probably contributed to his campaign for president. Having him for a neighbor is a step too far.

  15. 15.

    ColoradoGuy

    December 17, 2020 at 1:03 am

    NotMax, that’s quite a thought there. A re-creation of the Oval Office, where he does live-actions re-creations of the “high points” of his wretched Presidency. With tiered pricing, of course. Buy the DVD, get a subscription to his channel, become a supporter, watch a taping with the Great Man himself, win a trip to Moscow!

  16. 16.

    Jager

    December 17, 2020 at 1:11 am

    I lived across the Intracoastal from Palm Beach in West Palm in 96, 97, and 98. Donald has never fit in. Palm Beach is a combination of old money and new money, it’s a very tranquil town. Jimmy Buffet, Rod Stewart, and David Gilmour from Pink Floyd live there, they never raise hell or make the papers. We used to go to the much-missed Chuck and Harold’s for drinks and dinner. Rod Stewart and his wife and kids ate there, no entourage, no bullshit. Trump is not a fit at all. Even Rush Limbaugh keeps a low profile. Mar-a-Lago is across the road from the ocean, it has a beach house across the street. When I lived there, Mar-a-Lago’s beach house looked like shit, needed paint, the roof was ratty and the landscaping sucked. I went to a charity event at Mar-a-Lago (the organizers rented it), this was in 97, it was a dump, a little dirty, the drinks were weak and the food was shitty. The next year the event was back at the Breakers Hotel. I hope the Pam Beach folks kick trump’s ass.

  17. 17.

    prostratedragon

    December 17, 2020 at 1:11 am

    @Steve in the ATL:  Hi. What’s PM?

  18. 18.

    SC54HI

    December 17, 2020 at 1:26 am

    DeMoss family v. tRump embodies an important principle of interpersonal conflict: let the assholes get in a fight with each other.

  19. 19.

    Splitting Image

    December 17, 2020 at 1:28 am

    On one hand, I think that kilgore trout has Trump’s exit strategy mapped out perfectly.

    On the other, I think Trump will fail miserably here. 20 million Twitter followers won’t translate into 20 million subscribers because most of them won’t be willing to pay for a service they used to get for free. Not to mention that every still-elected Republican will be better able to own the libs than he will. Once he’s been dragged out of the White House and banned from Twitter, Trump’s next stop will be Dancing With the Stars, followed by being the unanimous first vote off the island in season 50 of Survivor.

  20. 20.

    Steve in the ATL

    December 17, 2020 at 1:29 am

    @prostratedragon: private message.  Get my e-mail from a front pager!

  21. 21.

    West of the Rockies

    December 17, 2020 at 1:34 am

    I think it’s sometimes forgotten that Trump, in addition to now being a very sore loser, is an abused (sedentary/bad diet) 74.  His cognitive decline is already evident.  He’s not going to be much of anything in two or three years.

  22. 22.

    patrick II

    December 17, 2020 at 1:35 am

    @Splitting Image:

    I don’t know if they will look at him as a loser or continue to look at him as a martyr.  I think eventually the patina will wear off.

  23. 23.

    Delk

    December 17, 2020 at 1:39 am

    @West of the Rockies: was just going to post that. All that rage will give him a stroke.

  24. 24.

    smike

    December 17, 2020 at 1:41 am

    @Jackie:

    How much of an entourage of secret service, etc., is he allowed after he leaves office? Seems like the motorcade, blocked streets, etc. should be much less obtrusive.

    I will, however, enjoy watching him lose that fight, too. My schaden freudeth over.

  25. 25.

    feebog

    December 17, 2020 at 1:49 am

    @smike:

    Just wondering how low you have to be on the Secret Service Totem Pole to get the assignment of protecting Trump after January 20?  Talk about shit jobs.

  26. 26.

    columbusqueen

    December 17, 2020 at 1:57 am

    @feebog: I guess it’ll be the equivalent of fighting on the Eastern Front in WWII, the thing senior agents hold over the heads of the newbies. “DO IT RIGHT, OR IT’S TRUMPY FOR YOU!”

  27. 27.

    prostratedragon

    December 17, 2020 at 1:57 am

    @Steve in the ATL:  Aha! OK.

  28. 28.

    Martin

    December 17, 2020 at 1:58 am

    It’s a pretty routine request:

    1. Rich asshole pulls job-creator card and demands tax immunity for vanity home that will absolutely be a job-creating hotel, I promise.
    2. Tax immunity granted, vanity home is remodeled to suit the rich asshole, pretends to open as a hotel, fails because he doesn’t want it to be a hotel.
    3. Concedes failure, decides to just live there tax-free.

    City full of rich assholes that pull shit like this kind of wise up, tell the city they support the tax cut provided it can never be a residence. Turns out not to matter, rich asshole can afford more lawyers than the city.

    Never give the tax break. Ever. Make them pay the taxes, and offer grants back out of the tax receipts from the employees instead if you want to do anything.

    But the other variable in this is that Mar a Lago is on the national historic registry. His authority over the property is pretty limited.

  29. 29.

    Jay C

    December 17, 2020 at 1:58 am

    @patrick II:

    I’m going to guess “martyr”, if only because I’m sure Trump will spend at least his first year out of office relentlessly pitching that line to the red-hat marks. And on every media outlet he can. Disgracefully, The Donald has turned himself ( with the willing participation of millions of “fans”) into a political personality cult: that “patina” isn’t going to wear off -much- any time soon.

    Though it can get ground off….

  30. 30.

    Martin

    December 17, 2020 at 1:59 am

    @West of the Rockies: Lou Dobbs takes offense to that suggestion.

  31. 31.

    prostratedragon

    December 17, 2020 at 2:02 am

    “It’s unclear why he’s so set on Palm Beach.”

    From an article on Seth Meyers take on the soon-to-be vagabond ex-President. I think all his adult offspring have homes, so he could just move about among them, a few months here, a few there, …

  32. 32.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 2:05 am

    @NotMax: And search for body doubles for Biden and for Harris so he can enact some kind of “You’re fired” scene on a regular basis.

    I wouldn’t be surprised with this whiny ass titty baby.

  33. 33.

    Redshift

    December 17, 2020 at 2:06 am

    @NotMax:

    And search for body doubles for Biden and for Harris so he can enact some kind of “You’re fired” scene on a regular basis. 

    Though typically, conservatives are hilariously bad with supposed “lookalikes,” so any Black or Brown woman and older white guy who are desperate enough to take the job will do.

  34. 34.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 2:06 am

    @ColoradoGuy: With tiered pricing, of course. Buy the DVD, get a subscription to his channel, become a supporter, watch a taping with the Great Man himself, win a trip to Moscow! to see if you can outsuck Putin’s ass!

    For completeness and accuracy.

  35. 35.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 2:09 am

    @Splitting Image: Once he’s been dragged out of the White House and banned from Twitter, Trump’s next stop will be Dancing With the Stars

    Will he dance with pile of shit Sean “Bigliest Inauguration!” Spicer or pile of shit Rick “Oops” Perry?

  36. 36.

    Jay

    December 17, 2020 at 2:09 am

    @ColoradoGuy:

    How is a trip to Moscow “winning”,

    Did anybody ever, “win” one of those “ Presidential Dinners” his Campaign was grifting on?

  37. 37.

    Redshift

    December 17, 2020 at 2:11 am

    @Martin:

    But the other variable in this is that Mar a Lago is on the national historic registry. His authority over the property is pretty limited. 

    Yeah, but what are the chances he pulls a Wal-Mart special “oops, the contractor just went rogue and knocked it down in the middle of the night, sorry, too late now”?

    Then it’s back into”who has more lawyers” territory.

  38. 38.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 2:13 am

    @Jay: Fuck Idaho.

  39. 39.

    briber

    December 17, 2020 at 2:21 am

    @dmsilev:

    Making reference to President Carter’s post office efforts, we could call this dispute between Trump and the residents of West Palm Beach the Habitat for Inhumanity program.

  40. 40.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 17, 2020 at 2:28 am

    @Martin: In fairness, Lou died 10 years ago, Fox reanimated the corpse.

  41. 41.

    lgerard

    December 17, 2020 at 2:35 am

    here is the future

    donald trump sets up a gaudy studio in mar-a-lago

    I’m sure everyone remembers what a great success the Sarah Palin Channel was

  42. 42.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 2:38 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I was gonna say!

  43. 43.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 2:48 am

    Yup. Fuckers.

    If it walks like a bunch of fuckers and it talks like a bunch of fuckers it’s a bunch of fuckers.— Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) December 17, 2020

  44. 44.

    Luciamia

    December 17, 2020 at 3:37 am

    @prostratedragon: Trump as King Lear?  Shudder.

  45. 45.

    trnc

    December 17, 2020 at 4:34 am

    @Jackie: Yeah, considering:

    For years, various neighbors have raised concerns about disruptions, such as clogged traffic and blocked streets, caused by the president’s frequent trips to the club.

    Seems like letting him live there would solve that problem. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he moved a couple of miles away and then visited the club every day just to jam up the neighbors.

  46. 46.

    trnc

    December 17, 2020 at 4:41 am

    @Splitting Image: If this is a likely outcome:

    the road to power in the GOP will pass through the renamed trump network, although he’s never given it a dime, as candidates fork over millions to come onto “his network” and say nice things about him

    Then not prosecuting him could be the best thing for all non-republican parties. On the other hand, the GOP tearing itself apart because “no one is protecting Donald from prosecution” also seems plausible and more satisfying.

  47. 47.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 4:44 am

    First Dog On The Moon – How many times has Trump lost the election ahahahaha

  48. 48.

    patrick II

    December 17, 2020 at 4:46 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    I think the ladies that Perry and Spicer danced with were democrats because they had P&S do so severely embarrassing dance moves.

  49. 49.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 17, 2020 at 4:47 am

    @patrick II: LOL

  50. 50.

    patrick II

    December 17, 2020 at 4:53 am

    New York doesn’t want him, Mar-a-lago doesn’t want him.  He could become the wandering president, sadly beseeching — won’t somebody give me a home? Mississippi will raise its hand, and Donald will say: “I don’t want to live with all of those crackers!.  I only like dumb people when they vote for me not ones who want to live with me. And so he wanders the earth looking for a place that he considers worthy of his presence, but dumb enough to take him.

  51. 51.

    Geminid

    December 17, 2020 at 6:07 am

    538 just dropped an article about recent polling of the Georgia Senate races. No big news; the polls all showed close races, with Perdue and Loeffler having 1 or two point leads, except a couple showing Loeffler with 4 point leads. As absolute numbers, polls obviously must be viewed with skepticism.  Another round of the same polls taken closer to January 5 might show trend though, which has more value.

  52. 52.

    debbie

    December 17, 2020 at 7:11 am

    I like to imagine that he’ll return to New York City. Manhattanites will know how to treat him. //

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    December 17, 2020 at 7:18 am

    @debbie

    Small fortune to be made parking a modified food truck outside the tower, one that sell pitchforks and torches.

    //

  54. 54.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    December 17, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Placing the limitations on lengths of stays ensured that Trump’s property would remain a private club, as he had promised, rather than a residential hotel…

    Wait, they are worried Trump is trying to turn Mara a Largo in a flop house? lol

  55. 55.

    geg6

    December 17, 2020 at 8:12 am

    @Jager:

    My sister was maitre’d at the Stuart Yacht and Country Club for 12 years.  Several times, the chef there was booked to provide food for weddings at Mar-a-Lago and he would always insist in “his” servers going with him, which meant my sister had to go to supervise them.  Gunther, the chef, would not use anything from the kitchen there. He would pack up everything he needed, pots, pans, knives, spoons, even the food (he would not allow it to be kept in their walk-in; said the temperature was not proper) and take it all with him.  He said the cleanliness and quality of everything there was terrible.  My sister agreed.  She said everything there is fake, low quality and tacky.  She ran into Donald once, groping some blonde in the walk-in.  Ugh, I can’t imagine.

  56. 56.

    geg6

    December 17, 2020 at 8:17 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    His dad had Altzheimers for many years.  That’s how the Fat Bastard finally kicks it, IMHO.  The signs are already there.

  57. 57.

    Anonymous At Work

    December 17, 2020 at 8:26 am

    This article warmed my heart, to the extent that Southern Florida can be warmed any more than normal.  These are Retired, NIMBY, Rich, Elitist Snobs who thrive on Exclusion and Conspicuous Consumption (expensive things as a status symbol only).  AND many of whom are attorneys whose fortunes were made with corporate litigation similar to how Trump Organization operates: bigger, richer, and willing to use both to grind opponents down.

    This is the grudge match of the century!

    Granted, that’s how long the court battle will last, I imagine…

  58. 58.

    Anne Laurie

    December 17, 2020 at 8:34 am

    @debbie: I like to imagine that he’ll return to New York City. Manhattanites will know how to treat him. //

    Yeah, especially the NY State Attorney-General.   Who is the main reason, IMO, Trump switched his address to Florida.   He doesn’t want to be within perp-walk reach of the officials he gleefully screwed around with all those years… and if he eventually does have to declare bankruptcy again, Florida is a much better place for it than New York.

  59. 59.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 17, 2020 at 8:49 am

    Dump has always been grifter trash.

    Trump gave [Roy] Cohn a pair of “diamond-encrusted’’ cuff links and buttons in a box from famed jeweler Bulgari as a present, said the New York Times.

    Cohn’s partner, Peter Fraser, who inherited the items, said he later had them appraised, and they turned out to be knock-offs.

  60. 60.

    WaterGirl

    December 17, 2020 at 9:06 am

    @Mary G: If that ever happens again, you can click the link just above the comment box, and that will refresh and totally clears cache at the same time.

    If you don’t see both the Visual and the Text tab on the editor, click here to refresh.

  61. 61.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    December 17, 2020 at 9:27 am

    @Anonymous At Work: Imagine the future generation of Trust Fund Babies and the future grandchildren  of today’s corporate lawyers battling over the status of Mar a Largo’s zoning permits 60 years from now.

  62. 62.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    December 17, 2020 at 9:29 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: The thing is; did Trump know they were knock offs or was Trump scammed himself?  Trump seems to the type of guy to fall of a too good to be true deal.

  63. 63.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 17, 2020 at 9:34 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: He’s done it repeatedly.

    Donald Trump has been doling out diamond cuff links to unsuspecting pals as presents — but they’re actually fabulous fakes, sources say.

    At least three recipients later learned that the glittery gifts were valuable only as mementos from Trump.

    Actor Charlie Sheen recently called out The Donald for the ruse, saying Trump once gave him his own cuff links as a wedding present and boasted that they came from one of the city’s leading jewelers.

    “He says . . . ‘I want to give you an early wedding gift as a gesture from me and Melania’ — and she doesn’t say a word, she’s very sweet and very pretty but just kinda sits there,” Sheen told the BBC, referring to a time he ran into Trump and his wife in a restaurant about five years ago.

    “He says, ‘These are platinum diamond Harry Winston,’ and he pulls off his cuff links, and he gives them to me.”

    The actor said he took the links to an appraiser six months later, only to learn that they were worthless.

    “She took [her magnifying] loupe, spent about 4 seconds and kind of recoiled from it,” Sheen quipped. “She says, ‘In their finest moment, this is cheap pewter and bad zirconias.’ And they’re stamped ‘Trump.’”

  64. 64.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 17, 2020 at 9:40 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    He also hangs fake art on his walls

    This isn’t the first time the authenticity of Trump’s art collection been called into question. In April 2016, the New York Post reported that a version of Renoir’s 1874 canvas La Loge (The Theater Box) adorned Melania Trump’s Fifth Avenue apartment. The original, however, hangs at London’s Courtauld Art Institute.

  65. 65.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    December 17, 2020 at 10:21 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:

    Sure, but that doesn’t answer the question does Trump think they are the real deal and as big brain master negotiator he got a fantastic price for it and no one around him (like Melina in the story) wants to say anything so they don’t have to listen to Trump’s whining. lol

    That’s also hysterical Trump trying to affect an appreciation for Impressionism. What a poser.

  66. 66.

    Miss Bianca

    December 17, 2020 at 10:52 am

    @Luciamia:

    Trump as King Lear?  Shudder.

    King Leer is more like it.

  67. 67.

    louc

    December 17, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Hey, leave West Palm Beach out of it! It’s the *town* of *Palm Beach* that houses Mar-a-Lago. West Palm just gets the vestiges of Trump’s $h!t as the city across the Intracoastal. Trump moved in and promptly sued our airport to move the flight path, which went directly east over MAL. Then when he renovated MAL, he promptly sued his contractors to whittle down his bill. Most WPB residents hate him, or at least they did when I lived there 93-97.

  68. 68.

    ballerat

    December 17, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    The model for his post-presidency network has been around for decades. Just look at any televangelist.

    I figure the televangelicals and other evangelical leaders won’t like this one bit, it will compete for the same pool of rube dollars with no benefit for them. He’s not appointing any judges from Mar-a-Lago.

  69. 69.

    ballerat

    December 17, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    @Splitting Image: I think the Trump network will be sort of a side business for him. What is really in his wheelhouse are rallies simply for the sheer amount of ego gratification. Broadcasting from a studio does not give him the adulation his fragile ego must have.

    It’s the opposite of most bands in that he’ll do the studio releases in support of the concert touring, not the other way around.

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