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Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

I really should read my own blog.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

“They all knew.”

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

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Late Night Schadenfreude Open Thread: Littlest Grifter Hit Hard By Trump Loss

by Anne Laurie|  December 16, 20201:42 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Grifters Gonna Grift, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, Schadenfreude

Geraldo to Charlie Kirk: You have to stop this pic.twitter.com/dEa57Hx7pE

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) December 15, 2020

You may remember Charlie ‘Diaper Boy’ Kirk insisting that liberals were ginning up ‘a war against Thanksgiving‘ (while looking like he was coming down from a week-long bender). Or maybe you thought of him when Politico reported that his ‘Falkirk Center’, formed in partnership with fellow grifter Jerry Falwell Jr, has been ‘pushing the boundaries of its 501c(3) tax status’ while shilling for Donald Trump. It just hasn’t been a good six weeks for young Charlie, and unlike more experienced right-wing grifters, he’s not tempered enough to know that losing an Oval Office figurehead in no way reduces the potential to scam the rubes!

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Schadenfreude Open Thread: Mitch McConnell Bends His Neck Knee

by Anne Laurie|  December 15, 202010:56 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Schadenfreude

"So as of this morning, our country has officially a president-elect and a vice president-elect," Mitch McConnell says.

"So today I want to congratulate President-elect Joe Biden." https://t.co/ZWDsJ78zuJ

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) December 15, 2020

Dude really sounds like he’s about to burst into tears. As though he won’t take great glee in four more years of obstructing every Democratic attempt to make peoples’ lives better!

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On The Road – way2blue – Cairngorms National Park, Scotland

by WaterGirl|  December 15, 202010:00 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, On The Road After Dark, Parks After Dark, Photo Blogging

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After our visit to the Outer Hebrides, we took the ferry from Stornaway to Ullapool, and drove to Ballater in the Scottish Highlands, to meet up with a friend who lives in Aberdeen. We spent the next day hiking a loop in eastern Cairngorms National Park, Aberdeenshire. Fairly decent weather, just a spot of drizzle. The start of our hike was such a gradual uphill that I was astonished to see how high we were as we circled back. Long, long downhill to Loch Muick, where Queen Victoria’s hunting lodge (Glas-allt Shiel) is located, within the boundary of the royal Balmoral Estate. My maternal grandmother was born in Aberdeenshire, so a wee bit of connecting with the landscapes where she grew up before she immigrated to British Columbia as a young adult.

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Vista from up on the plateau north of Loch Muick, with a low sky.

Open Thread: Wind of Change?

by WaterGirl|  December 15, 20208:35 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I have an idea for next week’s Medium Cool, and I want to run it past you guys to see if there’s interest.

Open Thread: Wind of Change?

I have been listening to the podcast Wind of Change, and I think it would be fun to talk about it on Medium Cool either next week or the week after that.

Is anyone interested?  I bet MomSense will be, because I know she really liked Wind of Change, too.

Podcast Review: Hair Metal, the CIA, and a Cold War Plot: Wind of Change Is a Thrilling Ride

The elevator pitch is exquisite: What if I told you that “Wind of Change,” the sorta corny but kinda great 1990 power ballad from Scorpions, the German rock band best known for “Rock You Like a Hurricane,” might have actually been written by the CIA? And furthermore, that the song, which upon its release became a kind of anthem for peaceful revolution across Europe, was possibly a successful entry in a broader underground campaign by the West to expand its soft power against the Soviet Union during the Cold War?

That’s the mystery driving the new eight-part podcast series Wind of Change.

The podcast has an engaging premise.  It’s filled with interesting people, captivating stories, musical interludes, intrigue, and history that I never knew.

Anyone interested in listening to the podcast and talking about it next week?  Please let me know in the comments.

Besides that, open thread.

 

 

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Buttigieg for Transportation Secretary?

by Anne Laurie|  December 15, 20206:26 pm| 256 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads

Joe Biden will nominate Pete Buttigieg to be his transportation secretary, sources familiar with the matter tell CNN, elevating the former mayor and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate to a top post in the federal government.

Our story: https://t.co/SmGVI8Esku

— Dan Merica (@merica) December 15, 2020

If I wasn’t so convinced that Joe Biden pays zero attention to Political Twitter, I’d have to wonder if this was a deliberate tweak. Because, boy howdy are some people big mad!!!

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The Pandemic Cabinet

by Cheryl Rofer|  December 15, 20202:45 pm| 186 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, President Biden

Job One for the Biden administration is controlling the pandemic. The economy won’t recover until people feel safe going shopping, to restaurants and movies, and all the rest. We can’t effectively work with other countries until we can think beyond full hospitals and people sick and dying and losing housing and going hungry. The justice system can’t work well with Zoom hearings and prisons as hotbeds of infection. We need to sort out priorities among education, bars, gyms, and yoga classes.

Simultaneously, the Biden administration must repair the government, hiring back to full agency capabilities and reversing malign policies. Assessment of the situation has already started in the transition. We need a fully staffed government, not hobbled by ridiculous policies, to control the pandemic.

In Congress, Mitch McConnell can be expected to continue obstructing legislation to deal with the pandemic. More than half the Republicans in the House have signed on to Donald Trump’s anti-Constitutional program.

The rest of the world does not stop for the presidential transition. Russia continues to hack us. Britain is negotiating (badly) with the EU over Brexit.

The characteristics needed to deal with the pandemic are different from what would be needed to run fully operating agencies in normal times. The Biden adminstration will have to hit the ground running the afternoon of January 20.

Biden is choosing people he is comfortable with and who have extensive experience, some from the Obama administration. Ron Klain, Biden’s chief of staff, was Obama’s White House Ebola response coordinator.

Lloyd Austin has Biden’s trust from his work in Iraq. Biden sees Austin’s oversight of the withdrawal from Iraq as a logistic project indicating that he can take leadership of the logistics of distributing the vaccine, a task delegated to the Defense Department by Donald Trump.

Vaccine distribution is an enormous job. The first shipments went out from the Portage, Michigan, Pfizer plant on Sunday and were put into use on Monday. They were accompanied by US Marshals. The first vaccine doses will go to frontline health workers and people in long-term care facilites. After that, the priorities and identification of people in prioritized categories become more difficult. Additionally, many more sites for getting vaccinations will be needed. Vaccine, equipment, and the right people must come together on time. That’s logistics.

Public health messages must go out from all departments of government – mask up, distance, and wash your hands, for starters. There will be other messages, about the vaccine’s likely side effects and no, it can’t give you COVID-19. The Housing and Labor Departments must see to people’s needs because of the pandemic. The Department of Agriculture stands at the intersection of immigration and pandemic issues, with immigrant workers suffering the pandemic in meatpacking plants and essential workers harvesting vegetables and fruit.

The foreign policy team must rebuild a badly damaged State Department and relations with the rest of the world. We’re not going to have a war with China, sorry Great Power™ wargamers.

The economics team must pressure Republicans in Congress to vote for relief to ordinary people and will have to keep things going when the Republicans don’t. A double win in Georgia will make their job less impossible.

Other overlays on Biden’s cabinet choices are his pledge that the cabinet will look like America and the need to build back better, meaning vision to do things in new ways rather than simply restoring the status quo. Taking people from the Senate and House is undesirable because of voting margins. Putting all these requirements together will result in choices that are disapproved by some.

For example, David Ignatius wants vision. But vision alone will not get us out of the pandemic. Ignatius also ignores the obstruction that Republicans in Congress will put up. Others want or don’t want particular people in particular jobs.

As the pandemic comes under control – and it will – the administration can increasingly move forward. At that point, initial cabinet members may move on, with new faces coming in.

Cross-posted to Nuclear Diner

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Overdone (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  December 15, 20201:39 pm| 169 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads

When an elite media figure’s gross behavior results in a rare moment of personal accountability, his fellow aristocrats are irresistibly compelled to convert the tawdry tale into a Greek tragedy. The Times published a representative sample of the genre today: “The Undoing of Jeffrey Toobin: How a leading man of legal journalism lost his sweet gig.” Honest to Christ, that’s their actual title.

Here’s an answer to the question posed in that ridiculous title that doubles as an explainer for anyone who’s blissfully unaware of the Toobin saga: Toobin masturbated on camera during a Zoom meeting with colleagues and got fired. Now, I assume choking the chicken in front of coworkers is a firing offense at most reputable companies, but the Toobin incident requires a 10K-word rehab tour in the “paper of record” because reasons:

Now that name [Toobin] was a punchline, a headline, a hashtag (#MeToobin) — and a point of debate. For as many people were excoriating Mr. Toobin for lewd and inappropriate behavior in a virtual workplace, others were thinking, or even saying, “there but for the grace of God go I,” acutely conscious of all the private or potentially embarrassing moments they’d stolen in this odd new zone where we now meet our colleagues.

The false equivalence in that sentence is absurd, mind-boggling and daft. It’s also insulting to the hundreds of millions of professionals who’ve managed to keep working during the pandemic without “accidentally” jerking off in front of their colleagues.

I’ll believe our elite media is learning when they can resist the urge to convert literal wankers into tragic heroes. Meanwhile, here’s a clip that better represents the dislocation of our Zoom-haunted world:

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— Dr. Breea Willingham ? (@DrBWillingham) December 11, 2020

Open thread.

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