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COVID-19 Coronavirus Update – Tuesday / Wednesday, 3/3 – 3/4

by Anne Laurie|  March 4, 20204:57 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs, Healthcare

China's daily #Covid19 increase for 3/3/20 is 119 cases, with 38 deaths.
The virus is spreading there at substantially lower levels than a month ago, though Hubei province continues to rack up cases (115 of the 119).
Their total count is over 80,000 with nearly 3000 deaths. pic.twitter.com/zw4O9TvBVK

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 4, 2020

As labs across the U.S. start to test for #Covid19, what we haven't been able to see will come into focus. How widely it is spreading is unknown, but the new coronavirus is in multiple parts of the country. Y'day NYC found its 1st case. Today it reported its first community case. pic.twitter.com/wqua8CleUG

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 3, 2020

The #COVID19 global spread now officially surpasses 93,000 cases.
I assume there will be an outcry when the "100,000" point is reached.https://t.co/TT1w9O55Qr pic.twitter.com/J9J4et1Brl

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) March 4, 2020

Thoughts & prayers, Seattle readers…

1. Seattle is at a crossroads: Decisive, aggressive action now is needed to avert a much larger #Covid19 outbreak, @trvrb & @svscarpino say. https://t.co/TfEVK2jg4v

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 3, 2020

Thanks to fast work by @UWVirology we now know that there are at least two #COVID19 transmission chains circulating in the greater Seattle area. We're working on revised prevalence estimates. https://t.co/ZXN51JMpbP

— Trevor Bedford (@trvrb) March 4, 2020

3. Other Chinese cities, like Beijing, that started stringent social distancing efforts at the same time as Wuhan experienced much flatter epidemic curves. Seattle's at a critical juncture; acting now could mean a more Beijing-like outbreak, @trvrb said.

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 3, 2020

Seattle Public Schools just issued new guidelines for coronavirus:

If a student or worker had close contact with a coronavirus patient, they will be asked to leave school for 14 days, even if they are healthy.

If someone tests positive, their school will be closed indefinitely. pic.twitter.com/eq0acehUYV

— Mike Baker (@ByMikeBaker) March 4, 2020

The original sin was the decision to center the whole COVID19 strategy on containment.

That focused testing on travel, to exclusion of other sources of transmission.

Which in turn made it look like containment was working, while blinding them to fact that it had already failed.

— Jeremy Konyndyk (@JeremyKonyndyk) March 3, 2020

Or even more tersely: a whole strategy built around selection bias. https://t.co/3fCi0VAJHP https://t.co/nrfxQD1sOa

— Jeremy Konyndyk (@JeremyKonyndyk) March 3, 2020

The inimitable @sxbegle dove into the #Covid19 case data to see what we know about who it hits hardest and who is likely to experience the milder version of this infection. https://t.co/np6gyhewjm

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 3, 2020

South Korea runs 'drive-thru' virus testing in Daegu. Follow the latest developments around the #coronavirus outbreak: https://t.co/cEBwkonfeh pic.twitter.com/UhaiboHWdD

— Reuters (@Reuters) March 4, 2020

South Korea will use an app to monitor people who are quarantined over coronavirus — and if they leave their designated location, the system will set off an alarm. https://t.co/Maij0U5qWS

— CNN International (@cnni) March 4, 2020

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Not the Results I Had Hoped For

by John Cole|  March 4, 20201:51 am| 136 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

Well, it does not look like Warren had the night I had hoped she would have, but I hope she stays in the race because I still want to vote for her. For all practical matters, the race is down to Bernie and Biden, and it would not surprise me if Bloomberg bows out because surely there has to be something better to blow his billions on, but honestly, he has so much money I might be wrong about that.

I know a lot of extremely online people thought that Bernie was going to run the map tonight, but honestly I didn’t find anything all too surprising about any of the results, with the notable exceptions of Warren doing so poorly in Mass. and Bloomberg winning American Samoa (WTF???) I’ve always thought Bernie’s support was super deep but not that broad, so it is not surprising to me that he lost a lot of southern states with more moderate Dems and a large AA population. I would not be too surprised if California tightens up in the next couple of weeks as votes are counted.

For four years now, I have been listening to people from deep blue states tell me that Bernie would have won WV in the general election, and I have tried in vain to tell that he would not have, but no one listens to people who actually live here, for whatever reason. This is not to say there are not a lot of very progressive voices in WV- there are quite a few of us who would gladly vote for Sanders and Warren in November, but we would be outweighed by the huge numbers of Trump voters. Bernie capitalized in 2016 in the primary here on four decades of Republican propaganda against Hillary Clinton. It was that simple. This is the state, remember, where a convicted felon who was INCARCERATED IN TEXAS beat Obama in ten counties.

Again, for all intents and purposes, this is now a two person race. Ignore the people who say the race was stolen or is rigged or any crap like that. They’re idiots and just sore their guy or gal lost. What happened today was that people lined up in record numbers and voted. And that will keep happening for another couple months until we have a winner. So if you are in a state that has not yet voted, just keep on keeping on and when it is your turn, if you like Bernie, vote for Bernie. If you like Biden, vote for Biden. I’m still gonna hold out for Liz because I think the race will be decided by May 12th when we finally get to vote, but if it isn’t I will choose then. I may still vote for her because I’m exhausted by the 12 dimensional chess and want to just vote for the person I like best, too.

So that is that. The race is wide opened, and all that has happened is that the field thinned out. We’ll see where it goes from here.

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Another Super Tuesday Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  March 4, 202012:21 am| 166 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

While explaining the way voters ping-ponged from Biden to Bloomberg after Iowa and New Hampshire and then back to Biden after the Vegas debate, Joy Reid described Warren’s evisceration of Bloomberg as a “murder-suicide” because Warren slayed Bloomberg — without helping herself.

Fair enough!

In case you need another one, here’s a reason to be glad it’s looking more like a Biden vs. Trump general election than Sanders or Bloomberg vs. Trump: we won’t have to hear pundits call it a “subway series” election.

Open thread.

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Open Thread: Voters Make Their Choices

by Anne Laurie|  March 3, 20209:59 pm| 342 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads

Slava: "Hey, you guys excited for the Super Tuesday?"
Coworker: "Oh… Who is playing?"
Slava: …
Coworker: …
Slava: "I have chips and beer, I am all set to watch."
Coworker: "So, who is playing?"
Slava: "We will crush you."

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) March 3, 2020

Seriously, though, I can't be mad at them. I remember myself at their age. Not only couldn't I be bothered to vote, I couldn't be bothered to get my citizenship.
Which, considering that I listened to Rush Limbaugh then, was probably a good thing.

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) March 3, 2020

In NC, 55% of voters support single payer.

36% of them went for Biden, 34% for Sanders, 15% for Warren.https://t.co/mEZvz5OzbR pic.twitter.com/j5KMeccRVp

— Sarah Posner (@sarahposner) March 4, 2020

Not to overdo this, but in Alabama, 50% of D voters support single payer, acc to exit polls. Biden won these voters with 47% (to 32% for Sanders, 10% for Warren).

You get the idea.https://t.co/XylRkIGNuh pic.twitter.com/RDiynlOxxN

— Sarah Posner (@sarahposner) March 4, 2020

They won’t like hearing this but progressives overreached w Sanders & cost themselves their 1st real shot at the party’s nomination. Had they gone w Warren, outcome might have been different but too many people are spooked by the actual socialist thing.
There’s a lesson in that

— Rachel "The Doc" Bitecofer ??? (@RachelBitecofer) March 4, 2020

I believe in the America that we can build together. pic.twitter.com/i7BnOZG5aR

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) March 4, 2020

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Super Tuesday Results Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 3, 20207:33 pm| 328 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

“The people have spoken, the bastards.” – Dick Tuck

Had a little bit of a stomach virus today and am going to be checking out and playing Warcraft tonight with my friends, but I will check in here or there to update myself on the results. Hoping for a big night for Warren, but there is nothing I can do about it so no point worrying myself sick.

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Another Super Tuesday Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 3, 20206:02 pm| 207 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Weird. Only Dems voting today, and I have yet to see one report, one anecdote about voter suppression or intimidation. It’s almost like that all comes from Republicans.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 3, 2020

Given that the turnout in the early states among the 18-29 demo was in the low teens, how many new Ninja Fortnite videos dropped last month and how long will it take for Thanos to dance on the charred remains of our civilization?
Discuss the incongruity and show your work.

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) March 2, 2020

Even if you don't like any of the candidates, vote. Don't be taken for granted. Don't sell your democracy cheaply by sitting it out. Do it often enough and you might even get beyond lesser evil candidates!

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) March 2, 2020

Biden talking up his younger endorsers is both decent and really smart, because it allows voters to envision that they are voting for a team, not just Biden himself. That's a powerful image that Sanders has had with his squad, but Biden hasn't until now. https://t.co/rsCAqxfIji

— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) March 3, 2020

Free media >> paid media, ironically, is one of the lessons that the media never seems to learn. https://t.co/Lis3CBgGYo

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) March 3, 2020

A key difference between Dem leaders’ circling wagons behind Biden today vs. GOP leaders who feebly tried to stop Trump in 2016: Dem rank & file voters like their leaders a lot better.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) March 2, 2020

Drop-out-candidates endorsements:

Klobuchar, Buttigieg, Ryan and Moulton have endorsed Biden.

Williamson, de Blasio and Gravel have endorsed Sanders.

Castro has endorsed Warren.

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) March 2, 2020

So what you're saying is that despite not liking his ideas, Reid still thinks he's preferable to Bernie. Or maybe he just sees Biden's character and thinks that's enough. https://t.co/09tqSbjyfC

— Malarkey Delenda Est (@agraybee) March 2, 2020

Or their donors fled to Biden and they couldn't keep the lights on past Tuesday. Not everything is a grand conspiracy in the eternal Bernie vs. Everyone War. https://t.co/EUiyKAEYtv

— Malarkey Delenda Est (@agraybee) March 2, 2020

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“Go to hell, Ronna”

by Betty Cracker|  March 3, 20203:00 pm| 237 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Okay, Donna Brazile has done some dumb and inexcusable things since 2016, such as taking a job at Fox News, but she’s back on my Christmas card list after this:

Donna Brazile just told Ronna McDaniel to go to hell on FOX. Delicious. pic.twitter.com/s2cAS3g13H

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 3, 2020

Romney-McDaniel, shameless toady that she is, was yammering about the Dems stealing the nomination from Sanders, just as her boss told her to. Someone had to call the GOP chairwoman out for disseminating Russian talking points on TV, and it sure wasn’t gonna be the Fox News anchor-haircuts, so you go, Donna!

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