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COVID-19 Coronavirus Update – Monday/Tuesday, 3/2-3/3

by Anne Laurie|  March 3, 20204:52 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs, Healthcare

3. As of 10 a.m. Geneva time Monday, there were 8774 #Covid19 cases outside of China, 1598 in the previous 24 hours. There've been 128 deaths, 24 in the last day. This isn't just a China problem anymore.
This virus likes to spread. pic.twitter.com/oH1HyXwJ3L

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 3, 2020

One of the best media interactions that I had last week was with a producer of this excellent episode of @LastWeekTonight on #COVID19 . Highly recommended viewing! https://t.co/G6GpKGdhW6

— Jennifer Nuzzo, DrPH (@JenniferNuzzo) March 2, 2020

"We are in uncharted territory."

The WHO's director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus on the "right measures" needed to contain the #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/cyGjE8bdne

— QuickTake by Bloomberg (@QuickTake) March 3, 2020

Daily #covid19 sitrep from @WHO is up (numbers as of 10am Geneva time):

China:
80174 (+206) cases
2915 (+42) deaths

Outside China:
8774 (+1598) cases
in 64 (+6)countries
128 (+24) deaths

New countries: Armenia, Czechia, Dominican Republic, Luxembourg, Iceland, Indonesia

— Kai Kupferschmidt (@kakape) March 2, 2020

Anti-coronavirus measures no one tells you (trust me I’m a biochemist ??): cut your nails or wash under them every time; don’t touch toilet door handles after washing hands (plenty of ppl don’t); alcohol-based sanitizers (with >60% alcohol) kill viruses, others mainly bacteria.

— Yuan Ren (@girlinbeijing) March 2, 2020

For those tracking #COVID19, some important data (also, leave it to the risk managers to have these tools!): https://t.co/sREbEgQJZT
1) List of TRAVEL restrictions by country: https://t.co/rmV5etGAqV
2) List of AIRLINE restrictions by country and airline: https://t.co/QuNsDZBVzN

— Jen Kates (@jenkatesdc) March 2, 2020

Very informative! Iranian health professional uses paint to demonstrate spots we often miss when washing hands in the wake of #Coronavirus outbreak. At the end she shows how to safely remove disposable gloves without touching the polluted surface. pic.twitter.com/FfdzfSvKWS

— Ali Noorani (@ali_noorani_teh) February 24, 2020

Who's in the race to develop a #Covid19 vaccine or drug? At what stage are they and what's their approach? @damiangarde has produced a handy little cheat sheet. https://t.co/Ec8ytdXhsJ

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 2, 2020

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The Pair on the Stairs

by ruemara|  March 3, 20201:54 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Pet Blogging

It’s been a hell of a day. In keeping with the rhyming couplet of cattery theme this evening, Odoroki & Hime would like to point out that, really, the downticket races are the biggest thing, so please focus on those. Have a good night. I’m gonna go knock myself out since I have to be at work before 8 am. Open thread for you night jackals.

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Election Year Horrorshow Open Thread: These Are Not Serious People

by Anne Laurie|  March 3, 20201:51 am| 91 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Grifters Gonna Grift, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Sanders Campaign, Open Threads

Potentially dangerous, yes — but not serious.

Sanders campaign puts out Marianne Williamson, anti-vaxxer in the midst of a global epidemic, as their CNN surrogate to counter the Biden unity rally.

— Ben LaBolt (@BenLaBolt) March 3, 2020

This was not a last-minute “response” rally; it was scheduled in advance of the Biden/Buttigieg/Klobuchar lovefest tonight:

If you’re in or near Los Angeles, join me Monday night for a Get Out the Vote event for Bernie. 7 to 9 PM at the Montalban Theatre, 1615 Vine Street in Hollywood. Bring your friends!https://t.co/yIcXjsUqBs pic.twitter.com/qiwc9vkF1g

— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) March 1, 2020


I checked the ‘donate’ link; the funds go to Bernie, through Williamson’s account — I assume she takes a percentage, but I’m a cynic that way. But the rally is credited as “Featuring Spiritual Teacher and Author Marianne Williamson and Bernie’s Daughter Heather Titus, Director of Sedona Yoga Festival,” so I guess it’s a joint grift.

Meanwhile, in Minnesota:

Speaking of coronavirus, Ilhan Omar is asking everyone at this Bernie rally to hold hands

— Molly Hensley-Clancy (@mollyhc) March 3, 2020

Attract a clown, expect a circus…

Yikes!

Here's Michael Moore dismissing Joe Biden's big primary win by saying "South Carolina is not representative of the United States" pic.twitter.com/r5ONvhEQVe

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) March 3, 2020

Yikes at Bernie claiming that he won working class voters in South Carolina. The only way that is true is if he only counts white people. This is what Trump does with polling- only citing white voters.

— Ben Tribbett (@notlarrysabato) March 2, 2020

The moderate wing of the Democratic Party is consolidating- but make no mistake the @BernieSanders campaign knew it was coming. This is how Sanders responsed to @elizacollins1 question on the topic:
“Why should I be surprised that establishment politicians are coming together?” pic.twitter.com/W0NbF03Mwn

— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) March 2, 2020

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Months of Tedium, Then Whammo

by John Cole|  March 3, 202012:03 am| 254 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020

Sorta feels like the news cycle, ehh? Just so much shit happened in just the last 72 hours regarding the 2020 election.

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Respite Open Thread: Here’s A Cat On A Hat

by TaMara|  March 2, 202010:03 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite, Something Good Open Thread

Just in time for Dr. Seuss’ birthday. Gabe takes advantage of a hat that has escaped the donation pile:

A Cat sitting on a hat

Been an insteresting day.

Respite open thread.

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Chris Matthews Taps Out

by Adam L Silverman|  March 2, 20207:53 pm| 270 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, Popular Culture, Women's Rights, Women's Rights Are Human Rights

About 45 minutes or so ago, depending on when I hit post, Chris Matthews has retired from MSNBC.

pic.twitter.com/ZKwShVaTWE

— The ReidOut (@thereidout) March 3, 2020

It was so abrupt and sudden and, apparently, unexpected that when they came back from commercial, Chris Kornacki was sitting in front of the camera, looking like he was going to cry, and clearly at a loss for words. He took the show immediately back to another commercial so they could figure out what to do for the rest of the hour.

A lot of people are going to start to opine that Matthews was forced out because of his confusing Jamie Harrison who is running to unseat Senator Graham in South Carolina for Senator Scott, who is the junior senator from South Carolina. Or that his comparing Senator Sanders’ victory in the Nevada caucus to Hitler’s invasion and subsequent occupation of France by going around the gap in the Maginot Line. But the reality is that Laura Bassett’s courage was the coup de grâce.

At the end of last week, Bassett wrote an article and got it published that specifically recounted how Matthews had sexually harassed her on multiple occasions when she was booked on Hardball as a commenter. The safe play for Bassett was to continue to not publicly discuss it, even as many people knew that something had happened according to her recounting events in her article based on an earlier article about a not named cable news host who had harassed her.

In 2017, I wrote about a cable news host being gross and inappropriate with me. I was afraid to name him at the time. I'm not anymore; it was Chris Matthews! And his sexist exchange with Warren this week inspired me to revisit those moments and name him https://t.co/oBWXXJDPhR

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) February 28, 2020

Here is Bassett’s response to his resignation:

Guessing this is not a retirement. https://t.co/pbwDM2UtUG

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) March 3, 2020

No, I have more to say than that. Since calling out Chris Matthews, this week has been really rough. The harassment has been invasive, cruel and personal. And it’s all worth it if he will never have the platform to demean and objectify us again. https://t.co/YS1FxW25zt

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) March 3, 2020

And here response to his on air apology that was not specifically addressed to her:

Wow https://t.co/U9X4ZIrBub

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) March 3, 2020

Open thread.

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Contest ends…

by Betty Cracker|  March 2, 20206:10 pm| 223 Comments

This post is in: Media, Open Threads, Politics

Not THAT one: I mean the competition for the  dumbest fucking tweet in the history of blue check marks:

Contest ends...What the goddamn fucking hell? As if any “liberal” outside Haberman’s mama’s PR shop target audience “persona” flipbook ever thought Ivanka Trump was anything other than a vapid shart-stain on the seat of her odious wretch of a father’s ill-fitting golf pants.

She registered as a Republican NOW because she was too stupid to realize she had to change her registration in time to vote for Velveeta Voldemort during the 2016 primary.

And of fucking course she defends Trump on impeachment and goes on Sean Hannity; the entire pack of ravening grift-mavens has moved on from ripping off contractors and defrauding consumers because they managed to sink their sharp and greedy claws into the US Treasury and aren’t eager to have that or their lucrative foreign government shake-down action foreclosed.

Funny how the country’s mightiest metropolitan daily manages to employ such a credulous hack, unable to spot crude cons that wouldn’t get past an elementary school paper. Why it’s almost as if…

Anyhoo. Christ on a crumpet. This makes me want to subscribe just so I can cancel the NYT again.

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