Periodic reminder that Bloomberg's big new idea for how to run the government is to turn the East Room (the White House's grand reception hall where JFK lay in repose, the Camp David Accords were signed, and Obama announced the Bin Laden raid) into f***ing Dunder Mifflin. https://t.co/0SUzvNGYnr
— zeddy (@Zeddary) February 17, 2020
“… He sees other people as things.”
Some of you will recognize that line as a paraphrase of Terry Pratchett, concerning a professional assassin whose idea of quiet recreation was working out how to eliminate a fantasy-world Santa Claus by kidnapping the Tooth Fairy.
But maybe we lesser beings can better grasp Technocrat Bloomberg’s vision by imagining that, to him, we are not actually people — just units. There are Competitor units, Customer units, Convenience units (a/k/a ‘women), and (when he is in governing mode) Citizen units.
Many of these (we) Citizen units are inherently sub-optimal — distinguishable by skin color or gender. In his professional capacity as someone who profits from cutting out unnecessary complications, it is surely efficient to remove as many sub-optimal units from the Citizen process as possible (stop & frisk, sexual harrassment), while simultaneously enacting rules that will prevent the slightly less susceptible Citizen units from costly self-destructive habits (soda bans). He doesn’t hate the sub-optimal units… he just hates the inefficiency we introduce to the smooth functioning of the system.
"We need a candidate who doesn't take any money from rich donors and who shares our fetish for ruthlessness and belligerence."
*Another finger on the monkey's paw curls down.*
— DSA Pinkerton Caucus (@agraybee) February 17, 2020
Bloomberg has learned one lesson from Trump, fortune favors the shameless.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 17, 2020
Bloomberg doesn’t even have it in him to be condescending, because he doesn’t care about acknowledging the public exists. He doesn’t even really do campaign events. He’s just throws money at staff, bots, ads, any of the things a campaign can have till he drowns our competitors
— Proud Bloomberg Disliker (@MenshevikM) February 14, 2020
