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Early Morning EDT Football (Soccer) Thread: Euro 2020 / Copa America

by Anne Laurie|  June 14, 20216:25 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

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You'll need an eye for detail and nerves of steel to reach the end of this quiz… because, get one question wrong, and you're sent back to the start! #bbceuro2020 #bbcfootball #Euro2020

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) June 14, 2021

I’m trying not to post results above the break, just in case… but if I’m doing it wrong, or making other mistakes, let me know in the comments here and I will amend my ways, okay?

Authorities in Saint Petersburg, which is hosting a series of Euro 2020 matches, said Monday they were tightening anti-coronavirus restrictions in an effort to curb a new spike in infectionshttps://t.co/4KR4OiuUOw

— The Moscow Times (@MoscowTimes) June 14, 2021

The wait is finally over for Scotland!

How will Steve Clarke's men fare on their return to major tournament football?#SCOCZE #euro2020 #bbceuro2020

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) June 14, 2021

Yes sir, I can boogie! ??pic.twitter.com/45RyW71Wxe

— COPA90 (@Copa90) June 14, 2021

Denmark club doctor Morten Boesen explains what happened on the pitch with Christian Eriksen. pic.twitter.com/RcLO9bmIp4

— Squawka News (@SquawkaNews) June 14, 2021

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Most Brazilians don’t want it. Major sponsors have fled. Even players balked at the idea.

But ready or not, the Copa America, one of Latin America’s most important sporting spectacles, is coming to town. https://t.co/eZY7e4aGuR

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 12, 2021

Argentina and Lionel Messi begin their Copa America campaign against Chile, the team who beat them on penalties in the 2015 and 2016 finals. https://t.co/zQgSxPwuVJ pic.twitter.com/zeFYuqVhhE

— AS English (@English_AS) June 14, 2021

Time for Alfredo Morelos and co to kick off their #CopaAmerica2021 campaign.

Join us for Colombia v Ecuador#CopaAmerica

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) June 13, 2021

Brazil open Copa America with 3-0 win over Venezuela https://t.co/dU4nQI4viI pic.twitter.com/MZiyKX0qVq

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 14, 2021

Colombia makes it 8 straight wins vs Ecuador at Copa America ??? pic.twitter.com/kgVltpFC96

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 14, 2021

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  1. 1.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 14, 2021 at 6:38 am

    In other Football news: Carli Lloyd scores after 24 seconds as USWNT ease past Jamaica

    Carli Lloyd scored 24 seconds into the game and the US women’s national team went on to defeat Jamaica 4-0 on Sunday night in the Summer Series.

    The US women are undefeated in 41 straight matches, the third-longest streak in team history. The team are undefeated in 55 games on American soil. Lloyd’s goal was the fastest for the Americans since Alex Morgan scored after 12 seconds against Costa Rica in 2016. Lloyd also became the oldest woman at 38 years, 332 days to score a goal for the national team. It was Lloyd’s 303rd appearance with the team.

    Three first half goals in 60 seconds ⏰

    ⚽️ @CarliLloyd
    ⚽️ @LindseyHoran
    ⚽️ @100Purcent pic.twitter.com/CN5zKJGjfs
    — U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) June 14, 2021

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    June 14, 2021 at 7:02 am

    No interest in soccer per se but for mediaheads Club de Cuervos on Netflix es muy divertido. Ditto for the mini-spinoff, The Ballad of Hugo Sánchez, although that only makes sense if one already has a few seasons of its progenitor under the belt.

    (Caveat: Don’t let the ultra raunchy opening minutes of the premiere episode of Cuervos color your opinion of the tenor of the production.)

  3. 3.

    raven

    June 14, 2021 at 7:07 am

    With my surgery tomorrow I think I’m going to be glad there is a bunch of soccer to watch.

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    debbie

    June 14, 2021 at 7:09 am

    @raven:

    Hopefully, no vuvuzelas, or at least not too many. Best of luck with the surgery!

  5. 5.

    raven

    June 14, 2021 at 7:13 am

    @debbie: That’s funny, the hospital is a block away and they are undergoing a major expansion so it may be noisy at times.  They are telling me I only need to be “flat on my back” for 24-36 hours and then, when I can walk and pee, I can go home. My buddy is flying in from Berkeley for support just like he did almost 50 years ago when I was in “hospital” in Atlanta.

  6. 6.

    debbie

    June 14, 2021 at 7:17 am

    @raven:

    That’s a very good buddy!

  7. 7.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 14, 2021 at 7:52 am

    @raven: Here’s hoping for smooth sailing. Going under the knife is never fun.

  8. 8.

    raven

    June 14, 2021 at 8:05 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Thx

  9. 9.

    JML

    June 14, 2021 at 8:48 am

    Some good matches today. Good luck, Scotland! would love to see them tied with England going into the next game.

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    cope

    June 14, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @debbie: Best of luck to you tomorrow.  You’re lucky to still be tight with a buddy from so long ago.

     

    @raven:

  11. 11.

    cope

    June 14, 2021 at 9:07 am

    Robertson is one of my favorite players and I’m not just saying that as a Liverpool fan. His work rate and attitude are first class. When I played in college I wasn’t very talented or skillful so I tried to make up for it with hustle so I identify with the hard workers like him. I hope to see Scotland do well in this tourney.

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 14, 2021 at 9:19 am

    @raven: Hope you have a successful surgery and speedy recovery.

  13. 13.

    cope

    June 14, 2021 at 9:20 am

    @cope: Note to self:  tell Watergirl making comments on my iPhone is suddenly wonky since recent IOS update.

  14. 14.

    Tony Jay

    June 14, 2021 at 9:24 am

    @cope:

    Robbo is one of the foundational reasons behind Liverpool’s surge from perennial top-six wannabees to the greatest attacking force in European football. He and Trent have redefined their defensive positions as creative sources every bit as important as any midfield playmaker or box-to-box specialist. Absolutely love him to bits.

    So yes, for today I’m channelling my great-great grandaddy and backing Scotland to get out of the group and show the world what they can do.

  15. 15.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 14, 2021 at 9:25 am

    Me, I’m still watching replays of Yarmolenko’s goal.

  16. 16.

    Tony Jay

    June 14, 2021 at 9:27 am

    @raven:

    Take it easy, pal. Nothing like a full day of football to make the hours of recovery fly by.

    Probably. 8-)

  17. 17.

    Tony Jay

    June 14, 2021 at 9:30 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    That was a fantastic game, wasn’t it?

  18. 18.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 14, 2021 at 9:32 am

    @Tony Jay: Operation Desert Storm began a week after I came home from my hip surgery. 24×7 CNN helped pass the time, as I was basically able to walk from the recliner to the bathroom and back.

  19. 19.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 14, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @Tony Jay: It was. Shame about the final result, but the reaction in Ukraine is overwhelmingly positive despite that. Best game so far.

  20. 20.

    cope

    June 14, 2021 at 10:13 am

    Sigh…I may have to start drinking again.

  21. 21.

    Tony Jay

    June 14, 2021 at 10:16 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    What you need in those situations is a pillow-fort interspersed with supplies of food and drink. A bit like Renton’s cold-turkey scene from Trainspotting, only without the hallucinations and looming Begbie.

    Ukraine can feel well proud of their performance. At 2-0 down literally no one gave them a hope in hell but they scored two fantastic goals and forced the Dutch to dig really deep to rustle up that winner. Scotland could do with some of that comeback magic right now. 2-0 down after the Czechs score with a lob over the out-of-position keeper from the half way line. Ouch!

  22. 22.

    raven

    June 14, 2021 at 10:35 am

    @Tony Jay:  Ewan McGregor is good in Halston.

  23. 23.

    Tony Jay

    June 14, 2021 at 10:48 am

    @raven:

    When he’s not doing it just for the money Ewan is really good on screen. He’s got that warmth with a hint of manic that James MacEvoy shares. Maybe it’s something about being Scottish.

  24. 24.

    billcinsd

    June 14, 2021 at 11:44 am

    Incredible goal from Schick for Czechia. Probably goal of the tournament so far

  25. 25.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 14, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    Poland v Slovakia now. I bet the Anglos in the TV booth wish they could buy a couple of vowels.

  26. 26.

    TomatoQueen

    June 14, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:  I’m looking for TOON supporters in the crowd as our keeper Dubravka is on the victorious Slovakia side.

  27. 27.

    billcinsd

    June 14, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    @TomatoQueen: Unlikely to be too many, as the game was played in St. Petersburg

  28. 28.

    Yutsano

    June 14, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    @raven: 

    they are undergoing a major expansion so it may be noisy at times.

    As long as there’s no BRRRRT! you’ll be fine.

    Seriously, rest up good man. Trust your surgeon.

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