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Most Excellent News

by John Cole|  June 30, 20223:17 am| 78 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Open Threads, Site Updates

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We have our archives back.. All of it. Watergirl and I have seen them, been in them, and it appears to be all there. Next week we are going to discuss a plan on how to merge everything from this site, the archives, and the home away from home.

Additionally, I have purchased software to back up the site ourselves, and Bizbudding is creating as way for us to easily download a backup ourselves. I’m going to buy another solid state drive and just download a hard copy every couple of days.

In the future, we are also going to get a second hosting site that we will never use, but have host us in case anything like this happens again, so we will have our current hosting and their several backups on different cloud servers, my manual backups, and a different hosting site independent of those two that none of you can access. So all bases will be covered.

We’re going on a year since the last fundraiser, so we will probably do one in a bit, but I will keep you posted.

Again, great news and I am very relieved. We got the family jewels back.

Steve requests that you keep your applause down, though, as it is late.

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78Comments

  1. 1.

    cain

    June 29, 2022 at 11:18 pm

    Excellent! Looking forward to seeing everything put back the way it was!

    ETA – what the fuck, yo!? How many times today am I going to post first?

  2. 2.

    Elizabelle

    June 29, 2022 at 11:21 pm

    Woo hoo!  That’s fabulous news.  Good to hear it.

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    June 29, 2022 at 11:22 pm

    This is why I wrote this morning that today is a good day. It was John’s news to share, but I am very excited!  And very relieved.

  4. 4.

    Scout211

    June 29, 2022 at 11:22 pm

    Oh my. Excellent news!

  5. 5.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    June 29, 2022 at 11:23 pm

    Best news I’ve heard in weeks!

  6. 6.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 29, 2022 at 11:23 pm

    We have our archives back.. All of it. Watergirl and I have seen them, been in them, and it appears to be all there. Next week we are going to discuss a plan on how to merge everything from this site, the archives, and the home away from home.

    Totally fucking awesome news!

    When this shit happened, I felt so bad that you (all) possibly lost 20+ years of work.

  7. 7.

    WaterGirl

    June 29, 2022 at 11:24 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I was crushed.

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    June 29, 2022 at 11:25 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I assume that your empty quote box represents the emptiness of losing 20 years of history? :-)

    edit: with your edit, my comment now makes no sense.

  9. 9.

    eclare

    June 29, 2022 at 11:27 pm

    Yay!  How is little Henry?

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    June 29, 2022 at 11:28 pm

    Well, that pitches any “I never said that” right out the window.

    :)   //

  11. 11.

    WaterGirl

    June 29, 2022 at 11:32 pm

    @eclare: he is good. I have a follow up post, but posts were coming fast and furious today so it will go up tomorrow.

    thanks for asking!

  12. 12.

    YY_Sima Qian

    June 29, 2022 at 11:32 pm

    Great news!

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 29, 2022 at 11:33 pm

    @cain:

    ETA – what the fuck, yo!? How many times today am I going to post first? 

    Dude!  You know what you did!

  14. 14.

    TaMara

    June 29, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    Well yippee ki-yay mother…you know the rest.

    That is one magnificent beast. I may have to save the photo.

  15. 15.

    Wolvesvalley

    June 29, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    That is indeed excellent news! Congratulations to those who made it possible.

    And that is an excellent photo of Steve. What gorgeous eyes he has.

  16. 16.

    livewyre

    June 29, 2022 at 11:35 pm

    This is amazing to hear after all that happened. Big thanks to JC, WG, and all those who put their hours and funds and hearts into this place (and set up the temp one while we were jonesing). Be one ever a lurker, there’s no place like home.

  17. 17.

    Sfinny

    June 29, 2022 at 11:36 pm

    Love Steve.  Working on integrating my new cat, but came home and the pair are on my bed about 5 inches from each other.  This is the pair that chase each other every night like it is the end of the world if they catch each other.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    June 29, 2022 at 11:38 pm

    @TaMara: Steve knows what you did.

  19. 19.

    Layer8Problem

    June 29, 2022 at 11:40 pm

    Congratulations!  You all deserve manicures at your favorite day spas from all the nail-biting this must have put you through.

  20. 20.

    Benw

    June 29, 2022 at 11:40 pm

    STEBE

  21. 21.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 29, 2022 at 11:41 pm

    @WaterGirl: Haha.  Empty quote boxes sometimes make it into my initial posts.

  22. 22.

    Emerald

    June 29, 2022 at 11:41 pm

    Oh frabjous day!

  23. 23.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 29, 2022 at 11:43 pm

    @eclare:

    Yay! How is little Henry? 

    And has his tongue swallowed him yet?

  24. 24.

    prostratedragon

    June 29, 2022 at 11:47 pm

    Great news! And handsome Steve!

  25. 25.

    Ghost of Joe Liebling’s Dog

    June 29, 2022 at 11:48 pm

    Verrrrrrry glad!

  26. 26.

    CaseyL

    June 29, 2022 at 11:49 pm

    Fantastic news!  Congrats!

    And Steve… just so handsome.  Always good to see him.

  27. 27.

    Suzanne

    June 29, 2022 at 11:50 pm

    Woot woot!

  28. 28.

    Ken

    June 29, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I felt so bad that you (all) possibly lost 20+ years of work.

    Wait, this is work?

    It is very good news, and I thank all those who made it happen.

  29. 29.

    JanieM

    June 29, 2022 at 11:56 pm

    Yay!!!!

  30. 30.

    Wag

    June 29, 2022 at 11:56 pm

    You two just made my night.  Hell, you two made my week!

  31. 31.

    Steeplejack

    June 29, 2022 at 11:57 pm

    Excellent news!

  32. 32.

    James E Powell

    June 29, 2022 at 11:59 pm

    There are some really outstanding people working to make this community possible.

    Thank you.

  33. 33.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 29, 2022 at 11:59 pm

    @Ken:

    Wait, this is work? 

    Not for us commenting peons.

  34. 34.

    glc

    June 30, 2022 at 12:01 am

    Excellent.

    Forever’s gonna start tonight!

  35. 35.

    Joy in FL

    June 30, 2022 at 12:12 am

    That is good news. And Steve is even more magnificent than he was before.

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 30, 2022 at 12:13 am

    @mrmoshpotato: ​
      You aren’t getting paid?

  37. 37.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 30, 2022 at 12:15 am

    Did you also find the mustard?

  38. 38.

    Ohio Mom

    June 30, 2022 at 12:16 am

    What great news — I am especially happy for you Cole to have your life’s work back.

  39. 39.

    Sister Golden Bear

    June 30, 2022 at 12:16 am

    [Bill and Ted voice] Excellent!

  40. 40.

    Another Scott

    June 30, 2022 at 12:24 am

    Great news!

    Not to make more work, especially not for WG, but please think a bit about whether it makes sense to dump everything into the active dB or whether it makes sense to have a small active dB (e.g. the current year or two) and a larger archive dB (or even flat-file dB since it won’t be changing) that people can look at when they want to see some history (years 3-eleventy-seven) without dragging the site down.

    Just a thought.   :-)

    Looking forward to the fundraiser!  Will we be able to bid on Lost Mustard NFTs??

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    June 30, 2022 at 12:29 am

    ‘@Another Scott

    Bored Canape Yacht Club!

    :)

  42. 42.

    BeautifulPlumage

    June 30, 2022 at 12:34 am

    Yay! But what about 365 364…299 298 Data Centers? Did they pay a ransom? Was it something else? Inquiring minds and all that.

  43. 43.

    BigJimSlade

    June 30, 2022 at 12:48 am

    Yay! And here I am all ready to go out and collect more pictures for future OTRs! (Alps are in my near future.)

  44. 44.

    frosty

    June 30, 2022 at 12:55 am

    Great news! Thanks to everyone who had a hand in this. I admit to slacking on donations (you all don’t beg as much as TPM and Wonkette) but I’ll pitch coin in the kitty when you announce the fundraiser. I seem to spend half my life here and B-J deserves it.

  45. 45.

    frosty

    June 30, 2022 at 12:58 am

    @BigJimSlade: Two days from now I’m wrapping up a five-month cross-country road trip. I have enough text and pictures for a month’s worth of OTRs.

  46. 46.

    Grover Gardner

    June 30, 2022 at 12:59 am

    A very quiet “yay”…

  47. 47.

    Ivan X

    June 30, 2022 at 1:00 am

    Great news! And of course I am interested in the inside baseball. I saw both 3xxDC and BB had their normal sites back up a couple of days ago, so I was curious if something had moved and if the archives had been successfully retrieved. Did the target of the attack pony up? Or was there another resolution? I’m so curious about the details. But congrats to all and thank you for the hard work, especially you, WG.

  48. 48.

    Fair Economist

    June 30, 2022 at 1:10 am

    Best site ever.

  49. 49.

    Amir Khalid

    June 30, 2022 at 1:11 am

    This is the bestest news. Out of respect for Steve’s wishes, yay.

  50. 50.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    June 30, 2022 at 1:13 am

    Congratulations!  And may I say that Steve is gorgeous!!  What a magnificent cat.  Thanks for the pic.

  51. 51.

    KrackenJack

    June 30, 2022 at 1:24 am

    <<golf clap>>

    I was wondering this morning what the status of the old site was and now I know.

    I foresee a psychic hotline in my future.

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 30, 2022 at 1:26 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Go on… :)

  53. 53.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 30, 2022 at 1:27 am

    @Sister Golden Bear: Yes!

  54. 54.

    Major Major Major Major

    June 30, 2022 at 1:31 am

    Hot damn! That’s great news!

  55. 55.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 30, 2022 at 1:37 am

    Sweet Jesus holding up a mirror to my ridiculously handsome face, can we find a way to delete them again?

    Also, the rant upstairs is righteous cool too.

  56. 56.

    Jackie

    June 30, 2022 at 2:47 am

    What wonderful news!

    And, Steve!

  57. 57.

    Ruckus

    June 30, 2022 at 3:55 am

    John.

    Steve looks hungry. He looks like he’s expecting sustenance. He looks great.

    Are you sure it’s safe to sleep?

  58. 58.

    Carlo Graziani

    June 30, 2022 at 4:30 am

    Excellent! So 3xx finally either paid the ransom or a ransomware recovery consultant. What a bunch of clueless yutzes. Is the lawsuit still in progress?

    This is way, way better than rebuilding WordPress databases from the Internet Archive version. Your backup and DR design sounds pretty good. I would add a periodic DR test — there are hair-raising stories of organizations that did not realize that some configuration change somewhere had compromised their recovery plan until one day…

  59. 59.

    Baud

    June 30, 2022 at 5:26 am

    Shit. I was hoping the evidence was destroyed.

  60. 60.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 30, 2022 at 6:11 am

    Great news! Looking forward to revisiting the original “tire rims and anthrax” post and other classics.

  61. 61.

    HeleninEire

    June 30, 2022 at 7:27 am

    Excellent news!

  62. 62.

    Matt Smith

    June 30, 2022 at 7:58 am

    Happy for you, John Cole. And the rest of the family.

  63. 63.

    satby

    June 30, 2022 at 8:08 am

    Congratulations. And what @Another Scott: said. The improved performance without having all the archives to update and index has been nice. 

    I’m a little appalled you would have to pay for a backup site to swing to in a disaster, that hosting company should have had that. It’s a standard in the business.

  64. 64.

    H.E.Wolf

    June 30, 2022 at 8:26 am

    Wonderful news!

    Many thanks to John C. and WaterGirl for your tenacity and perseverance.

  65. 65.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 30, 2022 at 8:39 am

    Shit, so all those stupid comments I’ve posted over the years will be back?

  66. 66.

    cvannatta

    June 30, 2022 at 9:12 am

    Congratulations! I’ll be all in for a donation to improve Balloon-Juice’s resiliency.

  67. 67.

    J.

    June 30, 2022 at 9:14 am

    Great news! Though why does Steve have a metal pipe?

  68. 68.

    MazeDancer

    June 30, 2022 at 10:01 am

    Wonderful news. Also admire your back-up to back-up to back-up to back-up plan.

  69. 69.

    Mo MacArbie

    June 30, 2022 at 10:30 am

    Yes! I am grateful to know I haven’t lurked and commented late on dead threads in vain. Oh, and I’m happy for you all too.

  70. 70.

    worn

    June 30, 2022 at 11:11 am

    Well that’s some awesome fucking news to read this morning to be sure!

  71. 71.

    Paul in KY

    June 30, 2022 at 11:26 am

    Great news, John. Kudos to the team who got this done!

  72. 72.

    Madeleine

    June 30, 2022 at 12:14 pm

    Late, but, YAY! Thank you, John, WaterGirl, et al. YAY!

    And that shot of Steve is great. What eyes!

  73. 73.

    Bobby Thomson

    June 30, 2022 at 12:20 pm

    Steve truly is a magnificent beast

  74. 74.

    different-church-lady

    June 30, 2022 at 12:44 pm

    it appears to be all there.

    How much do I need to apologize for?

  75. 75.

    different-church-lady

    June 30, 2022 at 12:46 pm

    @J.:

    why does Steve have a metal pipe?

    We know what we did.

  76. 76.

    dkinPa

    June 30, 2022 at 1:24 pm

    Wonderful news!  Looks like you’ve covered all the bases!  Steve looks great, too.

  77. 77.

    joel hanes

    June 30, 2022 at 1:34 pm

    Endless praise for Cole and Watergirl

  78. 78.

    jnfr

    June 30, 2022 at 2:40 pm

    Very happy to hear this. I’ll watch for the fundraiser for sure.

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