the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in pic.twitter.com/kxYDYpSSFE
— matt (@mattxiv) October 5, 2022
Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied. Although some of these tweets seem to have pretty clear indicators!
Hear me out, what if the gays took over the app and made it a gay dating site
— Gathuin (@gathuin) October 5, 2022
This has me absolutely dead. Satire/trolling conservatives at its finest pic.twitter.com/AJN07K9ZqJ
— Alex (A burgeoning young sex clown) (@imthechimechild) October 5, 2022
Lol solid pic.twitter.com/eoYa1O4TxG
— KG (@kelg62) October 5, 2022
Not surprised lmao pic.twitter.com/PWL5vORrLi
— KG (@kelg62) October 5, 2022
Professional Bad-Idea-Raiser Bethany ‘Grandma Killer‘ Mandel was apparently paid to talk up Thiel’s new grift:
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 5, 2022
It's interesting for Bethany Mandel to describe six actresses with identical hairstyles reading from a script as "interviews with conservative women" but I guess that's how Salena Zito does it https://t.co/A4fThHbaBs pic.twitter.com/idrK6CisRb
— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) October 5, 2022
Truly, the Right Stuff is the dating equivalent of trying to guilt your children into eating their broccoli
— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) October 5, 2022
The cycle repeats itself pic.twitter.com/DACk4zn7xt
— Lethaeus (@AngelFalse_) October 5, 2022
geg6
Heh.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
Is anybody really surprised that a right-wing dating app has turned out to largely be a sausage fest, lol?
GibberJack
“My wife passed away 2 days ago and I think I’ve mourned long enough” and “Christian’s”.
Oh the best. Trolling. Evah.
piratedan
I do find it fascinating that alt-right women expect, if not demand, to be treated better than what their so-called political movement embraces (so to speak) as a way to treat the fairer sex. Seems like they’ve completely missed the whole concept of the leopard eating faces movement.
perhaps they were out making sammiches when that part was discussed…..
Tenar Arha
@piratedan: If they got what they deserved, every one of them would now suffer the fate of continuous helpless irrelevance and degradation within the intolerable cage they’d prefer to put all the rest of us into.
Anyway
OT : Phillies beat the Cards!!!! Wheee!
Tenar Arha
@piratedan:
ETA it’s late, and I’ve been doom-scrolling, so yep, I will probably always be angry about all the women activist ladder pullers whining about how they’re disrespected by their male colleagues. (But as in The Handmaid’s Tale, if their project succeeds, what they’d do to everyone else would be worse).
ETA2 of course if they believed in hell in life, they can join Phyllis Schlafly while she wafts thru hell ignored & irrelevant for eternity.
Amir Khalid
I suspect that these guys would benefit from having a pet animal first. They need to learn to look away from their own self-centredness if they’re ever going to be any good in a relationship with a woman.
BellyCat
“Want kids and am broke”
”Have kids and am broke”
”Want to surrogate your kids for cash”
”Want green card and will birth kids”
These options are needed if more women are going to join the service.
HumboldtBlue
@Anyway:
La bola, Se va! Se va! Se va!
Soprano2
@Anyway: Ugh, don’t remind me…..😭😭
sab
@Amir Khalid: Wouldn’t want to wish that home on any pet.
lgerard
This concept has quite the history of failure
https://tyt.com/stories/7015be31e708f973a/56cdb22703fc14aba
Conservative ideas can never fail……….
sab
Amir Khalid @sab: My brother is one of those assholes. I sent two dogs his way. His home was better than euthanasia at the dog pound, but it was not a happy place. He remained a seriously self-centered asshole who neglected them if they were inconvenient.
Bruce K in ATH-GR
I suspect one big problem the “Right Stuff” people don’t really comprehend is that even among women who meet all the criteria they say they’re looking for in a woman, a large percentage – I’d guess a majority, perhaps even a significant supermajority – would consider unmitigated asshole behavior to be a big red flag.
p.a.
How can I benefit monetarily from Right Stuff if I post as Margaret Thatcher and Sarah Palin blow-up dolls? thinking…
Anne Laurie
@p.a.: It’s waifu pillows these days — just as ‘pliant’, but easier to run through the washer afterwards.
Falling Diphthong
I love that Peter Thiel is being cited as obviously knowing what women want in a romantic partner.
I continue my conviction that keeping the already-copyrighted name (the existing site aims at PhDs) indicates that this is a scam which was always intended to fold actual business operations quickly, leaving someone to retire on a pile of money. (Guessing it’s Trump’s bodyman.)
Princess
What if — hear me out — this app was designed solely so *Peter Thiel* could date more conservative men?
Tony G
“what if the gays took over the app???” Those gays are everywhere!!! There’s even one in my bed!!! Somebody has to do something about the ongoing gay takeover!!!
Tony G
@Amir Khalid: “a relationship with a woman”? That’s exactly what these guys do not want. As one of my female friends said back in my college days: “Those guys are just looking for a hole to come in!”.
Tony G
@Princess: I’m still not convinced that “Peter Thiel” is a real person. Some kind of crudely designed AI bot simulating a cartoon villain.
@Princess:
Subsole
@Amir Khalid: I frankly shudder at the thought of something small and fuzzy having to depend on these louts for food and compassion.
Subsole
@Tony G:
“Why, indeed, DO all these homosexuals keep performing fellatio on me…?”
Bruce K in ATH-GR
@Tony G: Sounds to me that what they want is a trophy to display in public, a servant in the kitchen, and a toy in the bedroom.
Tony G
@Anne Laurie: I understand that Japanese engineers are working on a new generation of waifu pillows that will be able to make a sammich (or, in a Japanese context, a bento box) afterwards.
Tony G
@Bruce K in ATH-GR: Yup
MagdaInBlack
@Tony G: My version of that is ” a series of holes in which to put their dick.”
WaterGirl
@Subsole: Best Onion story ever.
Chris T.
@Anne Laurie: MyWaifuPillow (dot-com)?
BruceFromOhio
@p.a.: EXACTLY what I was thinking, how to monetize the wretched and the wretchedness? Without retching?
Miss Bianca
@Princess:
LOL! Oh, man – I have no idea whether this is true or not, but you win the kewpie doll for this take anyway!
Tony G
@Chris T.: “MyWaifuPillow”. It organizes a fascist coup after it gets you off!
James E Powell
@Anyway:
Also OT:
My Hometown Guardians – the youngest team in MLB & one of the lowest payrolls – only needed three runs to beat the Tampa Bay Rays twice. On to NYC!
You may ask, why are you telling us this? I’m so happy I’m telling everybody!
Enhanced Voting Techniques
So, the notably gay Peter Thel has an app for the ladies were Thel goes on hard on the boys?
Matt
Hard to say if they’re legit reviews, but LOL at the concept of setting up a “conservatives only” dating site to sweep up J6 chuds https://news.yahoo.com/stuff-users-claim-were-contacted-215915863.html
Paul in KY
@Amir Khalid: I would feel for the pet, though.