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Backroom Deals (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 17, 20231:26 pm| 100 Comments

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Valued commenter Jim, Foolish Literalist shared a link in the thread downstairs to a Puck article about an outburst from normally buttoned-down GOP Rep. Vern Buchanan, who’s allegedly outraged at losing a Ways & Means committee chairmanship to a gross MAGA choad.

Just how angry was he? Well, a source on the House floor during the vote told me that while McCarthy was gaveling down the votes, Buchanan walked up to McCarthy and said, “You fucked me, I know it was you, you whipped against me.” He then proceeded to chew out McCarthy’s deputy chief of staff for floor operations, John Leganski. It was shocking to see such fury from Buchanan, who’s known for being mild mannered. Indeed, I heard that the tirade was so heated that the Speaker’s security detail stepped in with a light touch. (McCarthy’s spokesperson Matt Sparks disputed this detail saying, “at no point did anyone have to step in.” A spokesperson for Buchanan declined to comment.)

As expected, it looks like McCarthy was playing both sides of the fence to get his hands on the Speaker’s gavel, promising feral Freedom Caucus reps powerful committee positions while denying he was making such promises to reps like Buchanan, who are in Congress mostly to advance plutocratic tax and deregulation policy.

Meanwhile, White House officials see the paper cuts accumulating on McCarthy’s hide and are helpfully squeezing lemons over and pouring salt into the wounds. Politico:

The White House is escalating its fight with newly empowered congressional Republicans, with officials Tuesday calling on House Speaker Kevin McCarthy to “come clean” about secretive deals he made with hardline members that helped him eventually land the top job.

“An unprecedented tax hike on the middle class and a national abortion ban are just a glimpse of the secret, backroom deals Speaker McCarthy made with extreme MAGA members to end this month’s chaotic elections and claim the gavel,” White House spokesman Andrew Bates said in a statement shared first with POLITICO. “It is well past time for Speaker McCarthy and the ultra MAGA Republican House members to come out of the dark and tell the American people, in-full, what they decided in secret.”

McCarthy’s desperation was on full display as Congress opened. Being Speaker of the House was his lifelong ambition, and he would and did dance to any tune and jump through any number of flaming hoops set between himself and that gavel. After more than a dozen serial humiliations, he realized his ambition, but now we get to see the terms of that deal. Friends, it will be ugly.

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    1. 1.

      trollhattan

      January 17, 2023 at 1:32 pm

      Huh. Does this mean Kay Granger had to “cut a bitch” to chair Appropriations?

      Reply
    2. 2.

      Roger Moore

      January 17, 2023 at 1:34 pm

      None of this actually matters unless some of the people McCarthy screwed decide to depose him.  Until that happens, it’s just more performative whining.

      Reply
    3. 3.

      JoyceH

      January 17, 2023 at 1:35 pm

      I’ve been calling the McCarthy story “Stupid MacBeth”. Protagonist does terrible things to attain long-held ambition and then the terrible things he did ensures that he can’t enjoy the position he obtained.

      Reply
    4. 4.

      zhena gogolia

      January 17, 2023 at 1:35 pm

      @JoyceH: Should the Dems stock up on tree branches?

      Reply
    5. 5.

      SFAW

      January 17, 2023 at 1:37 pm

      I think it would be interesting if the GOP were to revive (intra-party) dueling to determine who gets committee chairmanships.

      Were that to happen, I might consider buying popcorn futures.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      ...now I try to be amused

      January 17, 2023 at 1:37 pm

      As long as McCarthy is being secretive about his deal(s) with the FC devils, this is a golden opportunity for the White House to claim whatever they want, the more outrageous the better. (And probably accurate too.)

      Reply
    7. 7.

      mrmoshpotato

      January 17, 2023 at 1:38 pm

      Friends, it will be ugly.

      Uglier than the Rethuglican party has been for 40+ years?

      Reply
    8. 8.

      SFAW

      January 17, 2023 at 1:38 pm

      @zhena gogolia:

      And Dunsinane “marches” to meet the Done-insane. That wood be cool.

      Reply
    9. 9.

      SFAW

      January 17, 2023 at 1:39 pm

      @mrmoshpotato: ​

      This time, the calls will be coming from inside the House caucus. Or, put another way, the ugliness will be inner-directed a lot more than it has been.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      Honus

      January 17, 2023 at 1:40 pm

      Somehow, this is all the democrats’ fault.
      Or, as Ezra Klein posited in the NYT, the result of changes in fundraising and China not bringing enough of a threat. That’s why Boebert and Greene were screaming at each other in the House bathroom.

      Reply
    11. 11.

      ETtheLibrarian

      January 17, 2023 at 1:41 pm

      Playing both sides only works when both sides don’t know what is what when it comes to negotiations. One it comes out – and DC this shit always does – then the strategy may not be successful. But GOPers are good little get in line boys and girls, that I suspect that it is just going to be a lot of people making snipping comments and not on record morsels for the press.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      hueyplong

      January 17, 2023 at 1:42 pm

      @zhena gogolia: OMG I love it when someone makes me think of Throne of Blood.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      rikyrah

      January 17, 2023 at 1:43 pm

      Not our problem, but, yeah, Ways and Means is a big phucking deal, and he got screwed.

       

      Oh well.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      MattF

      January 17, 2023 at 1:44 pm

      I think the way McCarthy survived 15 ballots and finally squeaked through is by telling contending sects in the R caucus different, irreconcilable things. Maybe that’s obvious, but now… he actually did it, and now he’s stuck.

      Reply
    15. 15.

      Delk

      January 17, 2023 at 1:47 pm

      I wouldn’t want to the enemy of the 6th wealthiest member of congress.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      West of the Rockies

      January 17, 2023 at 1:47 pm

      @zhena gogolia:

      When Burn ’em Woods to Dunce/Inane comes…

      Reply
    17. 17.

      Geminid

      January 17, 2023 at 1:48 pm

      @mrmoshpotato: I think it will be uglier. The craziness seems to have hit critical mass in this caucus.

      The more pragmatic members will try to keep the radicals from ruining their hopes of making their majority last past 2024, but I don’t think that will prove possible. Purple district members may as well start polishing up their resumes and planning their next careers.

      Reply
    18. 18.

      Baud

      January 17, 2023 at 1:50 pm

      It’s only in recent years that conservatives have united against liberals.  Their natural state is conservative tribe against conservative tribe.

      Reply
    19. 19.

      Anonymous At Work

      January 17, 2023 at 1:51 pm

      I think under-discussed in this entire situation is how the Freedom Caucus WILL double-cross McCarthy eventually because they lack any fear or respect for him.  McCarthy promised seats (now seated) and floor votes on a national sales tax (worst regressive tax idea ever) and other ideas.  What happens afterwards?  What do any Freedom Caucus members have to lose from a Motion to Vacate the Chair?

      Secret deals require either both sides make a one-time deal or both sides lock into ongoing commitments.  If one side gets a one-time deal but the other side requires an ongoing commitment, nothing holds the first side from reneging and/or going back for more and more.

      Reply
    20. 20.

      kindness

      January 17, 2023 at 1:51 pm

      Looking forward, look at all the nut cases McCarthy promoted to lead committees in his zeal to hold the gavel.  Those nut cases don’t understand the actual process of governing.  They only understand the performative nature of getting on right wing media and saying the most audacious things to keep getting on right wing media.  That’s all they have.  The work of committees going forward is going to be microscopic other than Gym Jordan & the attack Democrats committees.  How our media portrays/relays this information to John Q Public will impact how the 2024 elections go.

      One of our Founding Fathers most idiotic assumptions was that the Free Press would save the country.

      Reply
    21. 21.

      CaseyL

      January 17, 2023 at 1:52 pm

      @West of the Rockies:

      Excellently done!

      👍 👏

      Reply
    22. 22.

      karen marie

      January 17, 2023 at 1:53 pm

      So who is the new chair of the House Ways and Means?

      This guy:

      In 2011, Smith sponsored legislation [as a rep in the Missouri House] to repeal Proposition B, the Puppy Mill Cruelty Prevention Act, a voter-approved piece of legislation that had toughened oversight of so-called “puppy mill” dog breeding businesses and required “daily feeding, annual veterinary care, increased living spaces and greater access to outdoor exercise” for dogs.[15] The repeal became law that year and removed those protections.[16]

      He and his mother have a dog breeding business.

      On January 17, 2019, Smith shouted “Go back to Puerto Rico!” at House Democratic members on the House floor while Representative Tony Cardenas was presiding.

      He seems nice. 😖

      Reply
    23. 23.

      phdesmond

      January 17, 2023 at 1:53 pm

      @JoyceH:

      according to theatrical tradition, shouldn’t we call it the Stupid Scottish Play?  [to avert bad luck.]

      Reply
    24. 24.

      SiubhanDuinne

      January 17, 2023 at 1:53 pm

      @JoyceH:

      I’ve been calling the McCarthy story “Stupid MacBeth”. Protagonist does terrible things to attain long-held ambition and then the terrible things he did ensures that he can’t enjoy the position he obtained.

      Macbeth as written by O. Henry. “The Gift of the MAGA.”

      Reply
    25. 25.

      CaseyL

      January 17, 2023 at 1:55 pm

      @kindness:

      The press they had back then was openly owned by rival factions.

      They couldn’t have foreseen corporate ownership, where the only interest at all was money.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Mousebumples

      January 17, 2023 at 1:57 pm

      @Roger Moore: Do we know how that would happen? It’s it Y/N McCarthy stays Speaker? Or does someone else need to win a majority?

      Reply
    27. 27.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 1:58 pm

      @Geminid: Will they burn down the economy beforehand?

      Reply
    28. 28.

      Ceci n est pas mon nym

      January 17, 2023 at 1:59 pm

      @SFAW: I’d even be happy with a more symbolic, less lethal style of settling differences, like quarterstaffs over a mud pit.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      Kent

      January 17, 2023 at 2:00 pm

      Fuck them.

      It’s not like a SINGLE ONE of these GOP-run House committees or subcommittees was planning to do any actual legislating during this session.

      The few remaining sane GOPers need to find a new party or reform the one they are a part of.

      Reply
    30. 30.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 2:00 pm

      @SiubhanDuinne:  🤣🤣

      Reply
    31. 31.

      trollhattan

      January 17, 2023 at 2:01 pm

      @karen marie: Seems like “puppy killer!” would be a not-good reputation to embrace for growing one’s political career. But, Missouri?

      Reply
    32. 32.

      Anonymous At Work

      January 17, 2023 at 2:01 pm

      @Mousebumples: Motion to Vacate is a Yes/No, needing a majority voting “Yes” to vacate the Speaker position.  Once vacated, you get a new round of “Who Wants to be Speaker?”.  Freedom Caucus could vote “Yes” against McCarthy and then make further demands of the further weakened McCarthy, or could make demands during the debate on the Motion.  Gaetz’s “the terrorists are inside the caucus” tactics would lean to the former.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Mousebumples

      January 17, 2023 at 2:01 pm

      Also – help elect more Democrats at the Postcard Writing thread/music thread tonight. I think WaterGirl is putting up the thread at 745pm eastern/645pm central time.

      I’ll be doing postcards for Patricia Lawton, who is running for an open Pennsylvania State Senate seat. (link to local reporting)  I believe the special election is in 2 weeks (31st), so a Election Returns thread could be fun then, too, maybe? 😊

      Reply
    34. 34.

      Kent

      January 17, 2023 at 2:02 pm

      @rikyrah:Not our problem, but, yeah, Ways and Means is a big phucking deal, and he got screwed.

      No one made him vote for McCarthy.  He could have voted for Jeffries or abstained.

      Reply
    35. 35.

      Mousebumples

      January 17, 2023 at 2:03 pm

      @Anonymous At Work: That seems cleaner than trying to vote in a replacement immediately/in the same vote. Thanks!

      Reply
    36. 36.

      Roger Moore

      January 17, 2023 at 2:03 pm

      @Anonymous At Work:

      What do any Freedom Caucus members have to lose from a Motion to Vacate the Chair?

      What do they have to gain, though?  If McCarthy actually gave them the stuff they asked for, there isn’t much percentage in getting rid of him.  They have a lot more to lose than to gain by ditching him.  That doesn’t mean they won’t- queue the story of the scorpion and the frog- but it wouldn’t be smart.

      Reply
    37. 37.

      Geminid

      January 17, 2023 at 2:03 pm

      @JPL: I don’t think so. We won’t know for a few months, though.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      RaflW

      January 17, 2023 at 2:04 pm

      Seems to me GOP Rep. Vern Buchanan has the motive and opportunity to put the shiv in Squeaker Kevin post haste. But I bet he’ll wimp out.

      Perhaps most notable among McCarthy’s concessions was allowing just one lawmaker to force a vote on ousting the speaker.

      Gonzales, the lone GOP dissenter, had expressed concerns about cuts to defense spending, and said the one-member threshold on a motion to vacate the chair could lead to “nightmare after nightmare” for House Republicans.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      Baud

      January 17, 2023 at 2:04 pm

      @Mousebumples:

      That’s the California way.  It stinks.

      Reply
    40. 40.

      MattF

      January 17, 2023 at 2:06 pm

      @Kent: 

      The few remaining sane GOPers need to find a new party or reform the one they are a part of.

      There’s apparently a half-dozen R reps from Biden districts. I don’t get why they’ve been quiet— maybe they just don’t get into screaming matches in the Ladies Room and so don’t get coverage.

      Reply
    41. 41.

      Brit in Chicago

      January 17, 2023 at 2:10 pm

      Someone posted after I started writing, and my comment is redundant, so I’ve removed it.

      Reply
    42. 42.

      Geminid

      January 17, 2023 at 2:10 pm

      @Anonymous At Work: Another possibility is that someone like Don Bacon puts in a Motion to Vacate, and few more fed up Republicans join him. Then the Republican defectors join him in nominating some retired Republican like Tom Reed or Charlie Dent, and the Democratic minority reluctantly agrees to reorganize the House under new management so critical legislation can be passed.

      I’m not saying this will happen or is likely. But when I game out the possibilities, this is one of them.

      Reply
    43. 43.

      Baud

      January 17, 2023 at 2:10 pm

      The MAGAs are suicide bombers within the Republican Party.  Everyone knows you can stand up to them and expect the party to live.  They’re only option is the same as our only option for dealing with Manchin and Sinema — try to make their votes irrelevant by electing more people.

      Reply
    44. 44.

      Roger Moore

      January 17, 2023 at 2:10 pm

      @Mousebumples:

      As far as I know, a motion to vacate the chair (if it passes) would do just that: leave the Speaker’s chair vacant.  That would basically return things to the situation we just escaped, with votes until they could agree on a new Speaker.

      A key point, though, is that the voting pattern on the motion to vacate wouldn’t mirror that for the Speaker election.  I don’t think the Democrats would support it unless they thought they had a decent chance of electing their own Speaker, or at least a less antagonistic Republican.  There’s really no percentage for them in creating more chaos if the final result isn’t going to be substantially more favorable to them.

      Reply
    45. 45.

      cmorenc

      January 17, 2023 at 2:12 pm

      @CaseyL:

      The press they had back then was openly owned by rival factions.

      They also thought that the free writings of the likes of Thomas Paine and Alexander Hamilton (or Jefferson) would have predominate influence with the governing class over the factional screeds.  But 200+ years later, we have the wisdom of Thomas Friedman and David Brooks and Wolf Blitzer to inform us over the din of Faux News, um….not quite the likes of what the founders hoped for.

      Reply
    46. 46.

      brendancalling

      January 17, 2023 at 2:14 pm

      @Roger Moore: Oh, I’m going to make a point of calling Buchanan’s office after work today, just to egg him and his staff on,.

      Reply
    47. 47.

      RaflW

      January 17, 2023 at 2:14 pm

      @trollhattan: We’re talking about the “no bare arms for women” state. So, yeah, I don’t think he’s that far out of step with the lunatic fringe that is still lunatic, but has front & center power in MO.

      Reply
    48. 48.

      Geminid

      January 17, 2023 at 2:16 pm

      @MattF: There are actually 15-18 Republicans representing districts Biden won. In a way, they are comparable to the Blue Dog Caucus on the Democratic side. Speaker Pelosi always looked out for the Blue Dogs and tried not to make them take tough votes. I don’t think the radicals will allow McCarthy to do the same for his purple district members.

      Reply
    49. 49.

      brendancalling

      January 17, 2023 at 2:17 pm

      @Honus: I forgot he works at FTNYFT. But that’s because I stopped reading that paper, and I’m much happier for it.

      Reply
    50. 50.

      West of the Rockies

      January 17, 2023 at 2:18 pm

      @CaseyL:

      Thank you.

      Reply
    51. 51.

      Ceci n est pas mon nym

      January 17, 2023 at 2:20 pm

      @RaflW: “nightmare after nightmare” for House Republicans.​

      Oh no, pleeeeease don’t let that happen. Heh heh.

      “Nighmare after nightmare for Republicans”. It has a ring to it, doesn’t it? Almost sings.

      Reply
    52. 52.

      schrodingers_cat

      January 17, 2023 at 2:21 pm

      @rikyrah: These aren’t our clowns and this is not our circus but it has the potential to turn the next 2 years into a clown show.

      Reply
    53. 53.

      MattF

      January 17, 2023 at 2:23 pm

      @Roger Moore: … and what if the Motion to Vacate took place at the same time as the debt limit is being breached? Would Ds just watch that happen?

      Reply
    54. 54.

      Baud

      January 17, 2023 at 2:25 pm

      @MattF:

      Of course.

      Reply
    55. 55.

      Anonymous At Work

      January 17, 2023 at 2:25 pm

      @Kent: The deal here is that he didn’t know that McCarthy secretly sold the chairmanship until after *this* election of Speaker was completed.  These backroom deals, trading support from supporters for temporary favors to internal insurrectionists, increases the likelihood that there will be more elections for Speaker this Congress.

      Reply
    56. 56.

      Cluttered Mind

      January 17, 2023 at 2:26 pm

      @Anonymous At Work: I would find it particularly amusing if the Democrats all voted Yes every time this comes up. It would make it really easy for the motion to succeed. And what do they really have to lose? The House isn’t theirs, they have no control right now, so why not enable the Rs to self-immolate?

      Reply
    57. 57.

      Old School

      January 17, 2023 at 2:26 pm

      @Roger Moore:

      I don’t think the Democrats would support it unless they thought they had a decent chance of electing their own Speaker, or at least a less antagonistic Republican.

      My recommendation would be for the Democrats to vote present rather than for or against removing McCarthy

      @Cluttered Mind:

      And what do they really have to lose?

      The storyline would be that the Democrats caused the problem.

      Reply
    58. 58.

      Cluttered Mind

      January 17, 2023 at 2:27 pm

      @Roger Moore: Counterpoint: If the choices are a House running endless BS investigations into Hunter Biden’s junk or a House that is nonfunctional due to repeated embarrassing failed attempts to elect a Republican Speaker, I think the Democrats might prefer the latter. And while it goes on, the Senate keeps confirming Biden judges.

      Reply
    59. 59.

      Roger Moore

      January 17, 2023 at 2:29 pm

      @MattF:

      and what if the Motion to Vacate took place at the same time as the debt limit is being breached? Would Ds just watch that happen?

      That depends on whether McCarthy is caving and allowing a bipartisan vote on the debt ceiling.  If he were, they would obviously vote no on the motion to vacate.  That’s the point.  They don’t want chaos.

      Reply
    60. 60.

      Anonymous At Work

      January 17, 2023 at 2:29 pm

      @Roger Moore: The FC members will have *more* things they’ll want McCarthy to do for them.  Bills condemning FDR and LBJ and MLK as Satan-spawn that aren’t getting hearings or votes?  McCarthy will deal.  Resolutions to add back Confederate traitors onto West Point grounds?  McCarthy will deal.

      McCarthy hasn’t yet learned what it took Obama until 2010 to learn: The GOP will always betray and then ask for more.

      Reply
    61. 61.

      Cluttered Mind

      January 17, 2023 at 2:29 pm

      @Old School: No real reason to do that when Jeffries has no problems at all getting 100% of the Democrats to vote for him. Display Democratic unity and competence for all to see in stark contrast to the Republican circus. There’s no real downside. The storyline wasn’t that the Democrats caused the problem the first time around. It’s not exactly hard to deliver a quick sound bite as to why they are doing this. “They called a motion to vacate, and we agree that there should be a new Speaker. We believe Hakeem Jeffries could do a better job.” Media can spin all they want but it’s not hard to explain “Democrats vote for Democrat leader.”

      Reply
    62. 62.

      apocalipstick

      January 17, 2023 at 2:29 pm

      Said ‘MAGA choad’ is reported to be my representative, Jason Smith, and I take exception to your characterization. To describe him as ‘feral’ attributes far too much energy, cunning, and purpose to a man who is, by all observations, a lump of suet in a suit.

      Reply
    63. 63.

      Spanky

      January 17, 2023 at 2:31 pm

      Frankly, I’d be happier seeing a leaderless House as the debt limit is reached. Perfect reason for Biden to ignore it.

      Reply
    64. 64.

      ...now I try to be amused

      January 17, 2023 at 2:36 pm

      @Anonymous At Work:

      Motion to Vacate is a Yes/No, needing a majority voting “Yes” to vacate the Speaker position.  Once vacated, you get a new round of “Who Wants to be Speaker?”.  Freedom Caucus could vote “Yes” against McCarthy and then make further demands of the further weakened McCarthy, or could make demands during the debate on the Motion.  Gaetz’s “the terrorists are inside the caucus” tactics would lean to the former.

      McCarthy could break the record for most times elected speaker — in a single term.  :)

      Reply
    65. 65.

      TaMara

      January 17, 2023 at 2:44 pm

      Not to be grim, but I wonder if they are going to regret removing the metal detectors. There are some seriously deranged members of the GOP, and tensions are mounting.

      Reply
    66. 66.

      AM in NC

      January 17, 2023 at 2:45 pm

      @West of the Rockies:  slow golf clap. Well Played.

      Reply
    67. 67.

      Old School

      January 17, 2023 at 2:46 pm

      @Cluttered Mind:

      The storyline wasn’t that the Democrats caused the problem the first time around.

      The Democrats didn’t cause the problem the first time around.  If McCarthy is removed because 212 Democrats and 15 Republicans voted to do so, it is a tougher spin.

      Reply
    68. 68.

      Uncle Cosmo

      January 17, 2023 at 2:48 pm

      @JoyceH: The ten-word tl;dr version:

      Be careful what you hanker after, you might get it.

      Reply
    69. 69.

      Uncle Cosmo

      January 17, 2023 at 2:50 pm

      @SFAW: That’s pronounced “dunce – insane” in Thuglicanese…​

      …..aaand I see WotR snuck that one in afore me at #16. Aaaah, crap!

      Reply
    70. 70.

      RaflW

      January 17, 2023 at 2:59 pm

      I didn’t follow closely (just enough to point and laugh) during the Squeaker elections. But would Dems voting ‘present’ lower the margin of passage on a Motion to Vacate? Or is it 218 (assuming no further actual seat vacancies)?

      Reply
    71. 71.

      CaseyL

      January 17, 2023 at 3:03 pm

      As long as the Dems stay out of it (and I don’t see why they wouldn’t), I’m happy to see the GOP House Caucus internal warfare get as ugly as possible, up to and including them physically assaulting one another.  In fact, I’d tune in to see that.

      Reply
    72. 72.

      cain

      January 17, 2023 at 3:06 pm

      The DC press is loving this – it’s gossip all the time now. Now that the GOP is splitting – access journalism is going to be lit as reporters report between the two factions. Finally, with all media blaming Democrats for all of it.

      Reply
    73. 73.

      Old School

      January 17, 2023 at 3:09 pm

      @RaflW:

      But would Dems voting ‘present’ lower the margin of passage on a Motion to Vacate?

      I believe so.  At least, that’s what happened to have McCarthy elected.  The Republican reps that opposed Kevin voted present rather than for someone else.

      Reply
    74. 74.

      rikyrah

      January 17, 2023 at 3:12 pm

      @TaMara:

      Not to be grim, but I wonder if they are going to regret removing the metal detectors. There are some seriously deranged members of the GOP, and tensions are mounting.

       

      You are not being grim. You are being logical.

      Reply
    75. 75.

      Geminid

      January 17, 2023 at 3:12 pm

      @schrodingers_cat: The conflicts within the Republican House Caucus reflect the conflicts in the party generally. The House conflicts could exacerbate the larger ones, and vice versa.

      I’m hoping they do, and generate a feedback effect that blows out their Speaker.

      Reply
    76. 76.

      WaterGirl

      January 17, 2023 at 3:30 pm

      @Geminid: Let’s hope there is a drip, drip, drip of special elections for the House as each Republican house member realizes they got totally screwed or decides that life is too short for all this bullshit.

      Reply
    77. 77.

      eclare

      January 17, 2023 at 3:31 pm

      @zhena gogolia:   Hahaha…you win the internets today!

      Reply
    78. 78.

      Scout211

      January 17, 2023 at 3:43 pm

      Changing the subject to something much more positive, President Biden is coming to California Thursday to view and assess flood damage here, enabling federal disaster funds.

      The executive branch is still working. Thank goodness.

      Reply
    79. 79.

      eclare

      January 17, 2023 at 3:43 pm

      @Cluttered Mind:   Sounds good to me.

      Reply
    80. 80.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 3:43 pm

      @Geminid: Special thanks goes to trump for that situation.

      Reply
    81. 81.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 3:44 pm

      fyi   In case you haven’t yet heard, a Walker campaign aide filed a lawsuit against Matt Schlapp.   link

      The AJC has covered the sexual harassment complaint but it’s good that now it is going to covered nationally.    What a smarmy guy Schlapp is, and that is being nice.

      Reply
    82. 82.

      eclare

      January 17, 2023 at 3:49 pm

      @Cluttered Mind:   Regarding Republicans in the House, the voice in my head, paraphrasing Obama, keeps saying, “please proceed McCarthy.”

      Reply
    83. 83.

      Anyway

      January 17, 2023 at 3:50 pm

      @Roger Moore:

      None of this actually matters unless some of the people McCarthy screwed decide to depose him.  Until that happens, it’s just more performative whining.

      This.

      Reply
    84. 84.

      Andrew Abshier

      January 17, 2023 at 3:50 pm

      Until redistricting, Vern Buchanan was my Congresscritter.  (I have Greg Steube now–yay?)  In the time I have known of him he has changed, and not for the better.  He was always a bog-standard Republican on fiscal issues, but leavened it slightly with his advocacy for animal welfare.  More recently, though, he has turned into a pandering hack, even though he won his last election by over 20 points!    He’s always ducked town halls; the last one he had 4 years ago was in a 1,000 seat concert hall and it was…..interesting.

      I’m not happy with a MAGA hack running Ways and Means, but I have to admit baleful amusement at Vern losing his dream, and especially this way.  Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

      Reply
    85. 85.

      BenCisco 🇺🇸🎖️🖥️♦️

      January 17, 2023 at 3:52 pm

      @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Agreed (provided neither of them snuck in a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff.

      Reply
    86. 86.

      Steeplejack

      January 17, 2023 at 4:09 pm

      @zhena gogolia:

      And arrows.

      Reply
    87. 87.

      smedley the uncertain

      January 17, 2023 at 4:18 pm

      @SFAW: First we gotta round up three witches.  Oh, Wait we have them already and a couple of spares…

      Reply
    88. 88.

      Tony G

      January 17, 2023 at 4:18 pm

      @Roger Moore: Yup.  It’s hard for me to have sympathy for Vern Buchanan.  He should know what kind of snakes are in charge of the Republican Party.  (If he doesn’t, he’s too dumb to be in office.) He can quit that corrupt party and become an independent.  If he doesn’t, he’s part of the problem.

      Reply
    89. 89.

      sdhays

      January 17, 2023 at 4:22 pm

      This is excellent news. The more Republicans hate each other, the easier it will be to peel off 5 votes to raise the debt ceiling (via discharge petition) and fund the government.

      It’s long been clear – Squeaker McCarthy will be mostly irrelevant to governing, just like he was when he was the Minority Leader. The most he can do is decide how much of an obstacle he’s going to try to be. He doesn’t bring anything to the table in a negotiation with the Senate – including Senate Republicans. The governing coalition is Biden, House and Senate Democrats, and House and Senate Republicans to overcome the filibuster and the discharge petition.

      We know Senate Republicans can handle working like that. We just need 5 House Republicans willing to work like that, and the more everyone hates each other and McCarthy, the less those 5 have to lose.

      Reply
    90. 90.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 4:27 pm

      @sdhays: My question is how to they bring it to the floor?

      Reply
    91. 91.

      Pennsylvanian

      January 17, 2023 at 4:32 pm

      So it’s NOT ok for McCarthy to be denied an elected into a position he “earned,” but he’s dumping powerful senior republicans to appoint bomb-throwing assholes in as committee chairs? Yeah, it’s gonna be a shitshow, and I expect the leaking on the backstabbing squeaker will be epic. People gonna be mad.

      Think I’m going to buy a head of lettuce, but NFW is a picture of McCarthy entering my home. Fuck that guy! I hope he drowns in the coming onslaught of flicking spittle that awaits him from his own tribe.

      If rooting for injuries is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!!

      Reply
    92. 92.

      BenCisco 🇺🇸🎖️🖥️♦️

      January 17, 2023 at 4:44 pm

      (insert “let them fight.gif” here)

      Reply
    93. 93.

      sdhays

      January 17, 2023 at 4:51 pm

      @JPL: That’s what the discharge petition is for. If a majority of members sign the petition, it has come to the floor for a vote. Typically, no one wants to cross their leadership or their party colleagues to do this, but these are the kind of circumstances where those kinds of concerns become less relevant.

      Reply
    94. 94.

      Kent

      January 17, 2023 at 4:56 pm

      @Old School:The Democrats didn’t cause the problem the first time around.  If McCarthy is removed because 212 Democrats and 15 Republicans voted to do so, it is a tougher spin.

      Who gives a fuck?  The House isn’t doing anything productive anyway.  And undecided voters don’t pay attention to that sort of inside baseball anyway.   The look at gas prices and other stupid shit.

      Reply
    95. 95.

      Shalimar

      January 17, 2023 at 5:04 pm

      @schrodingers_cat: Circus clowns aren’t violent.  Clown show seems like the best case possible for the next 22 months.

      Reply
    96. 96.

      schrodingers_cat

      January 17, 2023 at 5:22 pm

      @Shalimar: I have always found clowns to be creepy and stuff of nightmares. YMMV

      ETA: Rs in Congress are creepy and potentially violent.

      Reply
    97. 97.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 5:31 pm

      @sdhays: Thank you and let us hope that is what happens.

      Reply
    98. 98.

      JPL

      January 17, 2023 at 5:33 pm

      @schrodingers_cat:  Grand imp feels the same about Santa and I can’t imagine what he would do if a clown showed up.   His parents have tried to show him the good side of Santa and after a train ride with the guy, he told me that he’s still a monster.

      Reply
    99. 99.

      Miss Bianca

      January 17, 2023 at 6:12 pm

      @JPL: Grand imp and I sound like two peas in a pod. We’ll be over *here* while clowns and Santa are over *there*…

      Reply
    100. 100.

      schrodingers_cat

      January 17, 2023 at 6:38 pm

      @JPL: Can’t blame him. Santa’s a creepy dude who keeps lists and want little kids to sit on his lap. Do not want.

      Reply

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